THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: ferrarimanf355 on February 01, 2009, 12:31:00 PM

Title: smh Bob...
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 01, 2009, 12:31:00 PM
[youtube=560,345]43v06aFndLQ[/youtube]

And this'll get Nintendo's attention how? :wtf
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 01, 2009, 12:38:25 PM
It's a pathetic cry for attention from anyone.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: cool breeze on February 01, 2009, 12:41:04 PM
what a weirdo

he also looks like a reject from the Double Dragons movie
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 01, 2009, 12:41:05 PM
obvious attention whore. just look at his hair and nomura boots
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on February 01, 2009, 12:42:51 PM
How does this asshole have an entourage of women devoted to his shitty cause?
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: demi on February 01, 2009, 12:49:06 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bob the hooknosed goth

this is too funny, you dont even know
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 01, 2009, 12:50:16 PM
stage 51 - fetal position in a puddle of hobo piss at county lockup
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Diunx on February 01, 2009, 01:25:26 PM
What a great guy.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 01, 2009, 01:29:28 PM
Bob's game

now with moar suiciding!!1!
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: duckman2000 on February 01, 2009, 01:33:57 PM
Attention whore gets attention, from EB too. Go figure.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 01, 2009, 01:41:04 PM
We love to root for an underdog!
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 01, 2009, 01:43:01 PM
The character on the box looks like Robert Smith (aka Fat Bob).
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: bork on February 01, 2009, 01:43:31 PM
What I want to know is, why does this guy think posting his shit around a retail store would do ANYTHING, and did he put in a flash cart into the system to play it?   :lol

How does this asshole have an entourage of women devoted to his shitty cause?

Asian grrlz too...he's got a nerd harem going!  Doesn't seem like it would be hard to get people to go to NYC to help you make a Youtube video.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 01, 2009, 01:50:04 PM
God... he's one of "those guys."

Stupid strap up boots, all black and a stupid fucking hat. You know the kind of hat I'm talking about.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on February 01, 2009, 01:51:05 PM
Doesn't seem like it would be hard to get people to go to NYC to help you make a Youtube video.

They seemed a little too enthusiastic about it to just be in it for the trip.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 01, 2009, 01:53:08 PM
His next game will be a touch screen, text adventure through the perilous labyrinth of HOT TOPIC.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 01, 2009, 01:53:43 PM
Doesn't seem like it would be hard to get people to go to NYC to help you make a Youtube video.

They seemed a little too enthusiastic about it to just be in it for the trip.

People will do anything for money.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Beezy on February 01, 2009, 02:06:13 PM
Wow, that's how he looks? Please let this be the last thread on that dumbass and his shitty game.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: tiesto on February 01, 2009, 02:48:04 PM
Holy shit... the cashier (the Asian dude) @ 3:10 is a friend from college of both me and OriginalZ's...!!!
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 01, 2009, 03:07:27 PM
I only hope that Bob's Game is as epic as his attempt to get it published.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: demi on February 01, 2009, 03:15:56 PM
me chinese me play joke me not tell bob he's a dope
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 01, 2009, 03:17:40 PM
I wonder if he fucked those gooks
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Sho Nuff on February 01, 2009, 03:46:30 PM
Nintendo must be celebrating now that they have much-needed evidence for the C&D
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 01, 2009, 03:53:58 PM
it's a cutting game, with stylus controls
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 01, 2009, 05:19:08 PM
Someone should stage an intervention and tell him about DSiWare, or WTF it's called...
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: CurseoftheGods on February 01, 2009, 05:26:46 PM
I wonder if he fucked those gooks

smh
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: TVC15 on February 01, 2009, 05:34:19 PM
God... he's one of "those guys."

Stupid strap up boots, all black and a stupid fucking hat. You know the kind of hat I'm talking about.

Reminds me of the last time I was at The Mercury.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 01, 2009, 06:39:59 PM
More like abrader's game
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 01, 2009, 07:19:48 PM
"This is the developer of Bob's Game; sole developer!" made me laugh for some reason.

And the obviously-piped in cop sirens :rofl
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 01, 2009, 07:21:24 PM
I wonder if he fucked those gooks
Hey, hey, "gook" is not the preferred term. Asian-American, please.  :yuck
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: y2kev on February 01, 2009, 07:24:56 PM
More like abrader's game
wckyd burn :lol
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: bork on February 01, 2009, 07:57:59 PM
I wonder if he fucked those gooks

smh

I wonder if he fucked those gooks
Hey, hey, "gook" is not the preferred term. Asian-American, please.  :yuck

He's taking a little vacation for that now.  Carry on!
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: ananus on February 01, 2009, 08:04:03 PM
the fuck? you can call anyone a distinguished black fellow, taco, beaner or whatever else, and you can't say gook? bullshit.

lyte edge is a gook gook bitch ass nicca gook.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Vizzys on February 01, 2009, 08:31:53 PM
i want my own asian girl harem

hook me up lyte edge (im sure you know some) tell em your a moderator, bitches love moderators
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 01, 2009, 08:34:54 PM
the fuck? you can call anyone a distinguished black fellow, distinguished effete fellow, beaner or whatever else, and you can't say gook? bullshit.

lyte edge is a gook gook bitch ass distinguished black fellow gook.

Uh, all those phrases are word filtered for a reason, idiot.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 01, 2009, 08:44:19 PM
i want my own asian girl harem

Who doesn't?

Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: ananus on February 01, 2009, 09:01:08 PM
Uh, all those phrases are word filtered for a reason, idiot.
everyone knows what they mean and no one cares if they're bypassed. it's all the same.

it's like saying it'd be any different calling you a cigarillo or homo. big difference there. ::)
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 01, 2009, 09:30:07 PM
The difference is context.  Maybe that is too much for you. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: ananus on February 01, 2009, 09:33:37 PM
the context here is that he called random people names and got banned, whereas insulting other posters doesn't warrant anything. that's a great moderation policy you got there, willco.

::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: CurseoftheGods on February 01, 2009, 11:03:31 PM
I wonder if he fucked those gooks

smh

I wonder if he fucked those gooks
Hey, hey, "gook" is not the preferred term. Asian-American, please.  :yuck

He's taking a little vacation for that now.  Carry on!

Thank you.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: bork on February 02, 2009, 01:03:34 AM
Amazing, two bans in one thread.  That's gotta be a record for this place.  You can say whatever the fuck you want to, but use a little common sense.  Like Willco said, there is a REASON those other terms are filtered.

the fuck? you can call anyone a distinguished black fellow, distinguished effete fellow, beaner or whatever else, and you can't say gook? bullshit.

lyte edge is a gook gook bitch ass distinguished black fellow gook.

That's great.  Have fun on your vacation!
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Vizzys on February 02, 2009, 01:12:32 AM
 that was kinda dumb and if I was him id never post again and feel pretty justified (not that I really care that much/backspin)
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: duckman2000 on February 02, 2009, 01:37:53 AM
So, is Bob's game actually any good?
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: demi on February 02, 2009, 01:48:52 AM
for the record, i had nothing to do with what happened in this thread
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: tiesto on February 02, 2009, 09:04:35 AM
So, is Bob's game actually any good?

Well, he's been pretty mum on the actual 'gameplay' of the game. So far, all we've seen is what looks to be a 2D RPG/large-scale fetch quest, without any of the things that make the genre interesting (battling, stat tweaking, etc). It looks like the kind of stuff I used to make in RPG Maker when I was a bit younger, putting all my friends in the game and stuffing it full of inside jokes.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Sho Nuff on February 02, 2009, 10:34:44 AM
You used RPG Maker instead of writing everything from scratch? I guess that doesn't make yuu as smart as bob now does it
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: cool breeze on February 02, 2009, 10:39:36 AM
The game is a 2D overhead aspergers simulator.  Your main attack is mumbling to random people on the streets.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 02, 2009, 04:02:25 PM
So, is Bob's game actually any good?

Doubtful, but it might be a hoot to peak into the mind of a seriously deranged individual.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 02, 2009, 05:59:06 PM
Quote
Well, he's been pretty mum on the actual 'gameplay' of the game. So far, all we've seen is what looks to be a 2D RPG/large-scale fetch quest, without any of the things that make the genre interesting (battling, stat tweaking, etc).

a.k.a. an adventure game

it supposedly has more simulation elements (like Animal Crossing or Harvest Moon) and mini-games (that fill the role of the battle engine), which haven't been shown.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: originalz on February 02, 2009, 07:16:22 PM
So, is Bob's game actually any good?

Well, he's been pretty mum on the actual 'gameplay' of the game. So far, all we've seen is what looks to be a 2D RPG/large-scale fetch quest, without any of the things that make the genre interesting (battling, stat tweaking, etc). It looks like the kind of stuff I used to make in RPG Maker when I was a bit younger, putting all my friends in the game and stuffing it full of inside jokes.

Haha, the games you made were so epic.  Use the Rockets on Oakenfold, that sellout!
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: brawndolicious on February 02, 2009, 07:27:42 PM
this is fascinating.  seriously, I think this is the weirdest, saddest, and maybe the scariest thing that I've ever seen.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: bork on February 02, 2009, 11:23:56 PM
If true, it would be the dumbest viral marketing scheme ever made.  I kinda doubt it; can't see Nintendo releasing something called "Bob's Game."
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Grecco on February 02, 2009, 11:33:23 PM
wasnt he insane? the whole yakuza aliens invading his house?

he looks like a goth loser. smh
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: brawndolicious on February 02, 2009, 11:49:05 PM
It looks and feels like viral marketing for some reason, but nintendo wouldn't do this to themselves.  It could be some really dirty tactics by Sony or MS.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 02, 2009, 11:54:33 PM
If true, it would be the dumbest viral marketing scheme ever made.  I kinda doubt it; can't see Nintendo releasing something called "Bob's Game."

Although I'm sorry to say, if they did, I'd totally buy it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Well, I'd download it anyway.
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Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: cool breeze on February 02, 2009, 11:57:33 PM
If it is viral marketing, I'm glad I did my part in cross posting the news on gaf.  I hope Bob invites me to his grand celebration party so I can try and decipher his mumbling into coherent speak as he avoids eye contact.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 03, 2009, 12:03:24 AM
Wait, I'm the TC for a thread that resulted in two bans? Is this a record or something?
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Sho Nuff on February 03, 2009, 02:16:47 AM
As Prole pointed out, the writing reads a lot like a bad Treehouse localization, and Bob has never cursed as far as I know.

The only thing that makes me believe it isn't Nintendo-related viral marketing is the frequent mentions of flashcarts.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: tiesto on February 03, 2009, 09:06:36 AM
It looks and feels like viral marketing for some reason, but nintendo wouldn't do this to themselves.  It could be some really dirty tactics by Sony or MS.

Yeah, this sounds like something Sony would do to advertise one of their own games, but not Nintendo. Does Nintendo even have a history of viral marketing? I don't think its viral marketing, it's just weirdness. Though it would be hilarious if Nintendo actually did publish the game  :lol

Hell it can't be any worse than some of the shovelware shit that gets put out for Wii/DS on a daily basis...
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 03, 2009, 10:35:04 AM
It looks and feels like viral marketing for some reason, but nintendo wouldn't do this to themselves.  It could be some really dirty tactics by Sony or MS.

Yeah, this sounds like something Sony would do to advertise one of their own games, but not Nintendo. Does Nintendo even have a history of viral marketing? I don't think its viral marketing, it's just weirdness. Though it would be hilarious if Nintendo actually did publish the game  :lol

There was some viral marketing for Metroid Prime, but that's about it.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: dammitmattt on February 03, 2009, 10:55:47 AM
That's great.  Have fun on your vacation!

That sounds way too much like GAF.  Please don't say this ever again.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: demi on February 03, 2009, 01:16:41 PM
Lyte has some issues. Bad memories of previously being a GAF mod, I imagine.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: bork on February 03, 2009, 01:31:24 PM
Therapy sessions are being undone!
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Barry Egan on February 03, 2009, 03:43:47 PM
You used RPG Maker instead of writing everything from scratch? I guess that doesn't make yuu as smart as bob now does it

I'm pretty sure it makes him smarter.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 03, 2009, 04:33:39 PM
If true, it would be the dumbest viral marketing scheme ever made.  I kinda doubt it; can't see Nintendo releasing something called "Bob's Game."

They'd probably call it something like "Earthbound: Bob's Game"

I'll take "What are the two most unlikeliest names for a videogame released in the US by Nintendo", for $1000.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Trent Dole on February 03, 2009, 10:25:51 PM
lol fat bob's game.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Sho Nuff on February 03, 2009, 10:35:55 PM
(http://www.telegames.com/images/bobby_box.jpg)
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 03, 2009, 10:50:02 PM
ananus got banned?

 :(  Now who will point out the obviously stupid thing I did in C when I can't see it!  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: demi on February 06, 2009, 03:22:07 AM
Bob got a reply!

Quote
Thank you for your interest for Authorized Developer status for Nintendo DS.

We have completed our evaluation of your application and are unable to offer your company Authorized Developer status at the present time.

In evaluating developers, Nintendo looks for relevant game development experience.
In addition, Nintendo looks for secure business facilities, sufficient equipment and staffing, financial stability and other attributes that would distinguish the developer.

Nintendo provides Authorized Developers with highly confidential information and many of Nintendo's Licensees rely on recommendations and referrals by Nintendo to Authorized Developers.
For these reasons, Nintendo exercises a very high level of discretion in approving only a select number of applicants.

In accordance with our policies, we are not able to re-evaluate requests for developer status for at least six months.
Again, we appreciate your interest, and welcome any questions or concerns you might have regarding this decision.

Best regards,

Software Development Support Group & Licensing Department Nintendo of America & Nintendo of Europe

lmfao
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 06, 2009, 08:08:32 AM
sick burn
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 06, 2009, 08:13:57 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Sho Nuff on February 06, 2009, 10:11:00 AM
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In evaluating developers, Nintendo looks for relevant game development experience.
In addition, Nintendo looks for secure business facilities, sufficient equipment and staffing, sanity, financial stability and other attributes that would distinguish the developer.

zing
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Barry Egan on February 06, 2009, 11:21:16 AM
bwaahahahahah
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 06, 2009, 12:30:06 PM
More like abrader's game

Not enough :hippo and methamphetamines.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 06, 2009, 02:37:07 PM
Bob got a reply!

Quote
Thank you for your interest for Authorized Developer status for Nintendo DS.

We have completed our evaluation of your application and are unable to offer your company Authorized Developer status at the present time.

In evaluating developers, Nintendo looks for relevant game development experience.
In addition, Nintendo looks for secure business facilities, sufficient equipment and staffing, financial stability and other attributes that would distinguish the developer.

Nintendo provides Authorized Developers with highly confidential information and many of Nintendo's Licensees rely on recommendations and referrals by Nintendo to Authorized Developers.
For these reasons, Nintendo exercises a very high level of discretion in approving only a select number of applicants.

In accordance with our policies, we are not able to re-evaluate requests for developer status for at least six months.
Again, we appreciate your interest, and welcome any questions or concerns you might have regarding this decision.

Best regards,

Software Development Support Group & Licensing Department Nintendo of America & Nintendo of Europe

lmfao

They're basically saying that they don't get out dev-kits to whiny-loser attention-whores that cry when they don't get their way.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: drew on February 06, 2009, 02:41:13 PM
Not enough :hippo and methamphetamines.

 ::)
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: dark1x on February 06, 2009, 03:17:29 PM
Wow, Nintendo actually has standards?!  You'd never guess that from the DS and Wii software lineups...
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 06, 2009, 05:33:20 PM
::)

What?? I wanted to make it as abrader-esque as possible.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 06, 2009, 05:44:52 PM
Bob got a reply!

Quote
Thank you for your interest for Authorized Developer status for Nintendo DS.

We have completed our evaluation of your application and are unable to offer your company Authorized Developer status at the present time.

In evaluating developers, Nintendo looks for relevant game development experience.
In addition, Nintendo looks for secure business facilities, sufficient equipment and staffing, financial stability and other attributes that would distinguish the developer.

Nintendo provides Authorized Developers with highly confidential information and many of Nintendo's Licensees rely on recommendations and referrals by Nintendo to Authorized Developers.
For these reasons, Nintendo exercises a very high level of discretion in approving only a select number of applicants.

In accordance with our policies, we are not able to re-evaluate requests for developer status for at least six months.
Again, we appreciate your interest, and welcome any questions or concerns you might have regarding this decision.

Best regards,

Software Development Support Group & Licensing Department Nintendo of America & Nintendo of Europe

lmfao
I'm trying to act suprised, I really am, but I can't.

Someone should tell Bob about the XNA program that MS is running for the Xbox 360. Or is he really that blind of a Ninthing?
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 06, 2009, 05:49:21 PM
he's already been working on ports to other platforms.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: drew on February 06, 2009, 05:52:47 PM
What?? I wanted to make it as abrader-esque as possible.

(http://xs135.xs.to/xs135/09034/post-38-1204570100219.jpg)
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 08, 2009, 01:59:33 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2009/02/reggie_thanks_you.jpg)

BEND OVER NINTHING!
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Bloodwake on February 08, 2009, 02:47:04 PM
I watched a video out of curiosity and it looks like it has no point.
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 09, 2009, 02:15:03 PM
So, "Drewsy", which OAer are you?  ???
Title: Re: smh Bob...
Post by: DJ_Tet on February 09, 2009, 03:23:31 PM
 :lol


I was wondering what the genesis of the 'Drewsy' topic was, I guess I found out.


That pic came out of nowhere.