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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TakingBackSunday on February 02, 2009, 11:49:12 AM

Title: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 02, 2009, 11:49:12 AM
my sister is watching the View right now and this bitch has that guy who made that Media Malpractice documentary, which is basically a slob knob job on Palin.  Shit eating grin deserves shit in her fucking mouth.
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: T234 on February 02, 2009, 11:52:01 AM
I figured nothing would be able to get you down after last night. Guess I was wrong.
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: Tauntaun on February 02, 2009, 11:52:48 AM
Quote from: T234 on February 02, 2009, 11:52:01 AM
I figured nothing would be able to get you down after last night. Guess I was wrong.

His sister let him get to 2nd?

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BURN!  :-*
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Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 02, 2009, 11:53:59 AM
Different sister.  I went home to watch the Super Bowl with the family and my oldest sister with her husband are here.  Other one stayed at OSU.

Woke up, came downstairs and I just see wah wah wah
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: T234 on February 02, 2009, 11:55:08 AM
Quote from: Tauntaun on February 02, 2009, 11:52:48 AM
Quote from: T234 on February 02, 2009, 11:52:01 AM
I figured nothing would be able to get you down after last night. Guess I was wrong.

His sister let him get to 2nd?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
BURN!  :-*
[close]

wha
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: Barry Egan on February 02, 2009, 11:55:51 AM
does 'wah wah wah' mean sex between your sister and her husband?
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 02, 2009, 11:56:30 AM
wah wah wah means bitter tears by elizabeth shittzelcock
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: T234 on February 02, 2009, 12:00:20 PM
You should hatefuck her BEFORE the scat.
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 02, 2009, 12:01:59 PM
I don't want my seed anywhere near her
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2009, 12:54:27 PM
speaking of Palin

Quote
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) "politely declined" an invitation by House Republicans to give a speech at their annual conference this weekend because she said had to attend to state business, ABC News reports.

Of course, she's actually keeping a low profile in Washington, D.C. this weekend.

When asked about Palin's no-show, House Republican leader John Boehner shrugged, saying, "Whatever."
http://politicalwire.com/

 :lol
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: Barry Egan on February 02, 2009, 12:59:14 PM
Quote from: Jinfash on February 02, 2009, 12:06:18 PM

EDIT: ehh that wasn't necessary.

you're such a sweetheart Jinfash  :-*
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 02, 2009, 01:00:47 PM
Do you secretly want to kill your brother-in-law for taking your woman??
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 02, 2009, 01:02:34 PM
Quote from: Jinfash on February 02, 2009, 12:06:18 PM
Yeah, Hasselback is dumb.

EDIT: ehh that wasn't necessary.

now i wanna know what you said.

did you call her a dumb cunt?
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 02, 2009, 01:07:09 PM
Quote from: Malek on February 02, 2009, 01:00:47 PM
Do you secretly want to kill your brother-in-law for taking your woman??

smh
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 02, 2009, 01:09:35 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on February 02, 2009, 01:07:09 PM
Quote from: Malek on February 02, 2009, 01:00:47 PM
Do you secretly want to kill your brother-in-law for taking your woman??

smh

Does SMH stand for sister's murdered husband?
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 02, 2009, 01:28:04 PM
Well, he said Bill Simmons and Matt Millen were great sports analysts, so I just might have to, yes.
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: T234 on February 02, 2009, 02:12:35 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on February 02, 2009, 01:28:04 PM
Well, he said Bill Simmons and Matt Millen were great sports analysts, so I just might have to, yes.

IN THE RIVER, NOW
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 02, 2009, 02:14:21 PM
I thought this was going to be a scat thread   :-[
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: Tauntaun on February 02, 2009, 02:16:02 PM
Quote from: Kestastrophe on February 02, 2009, 02:14:21 PM
I thought this was going to be a scat thread   :-[

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Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 02, 2009, 03:15:40 PM
show of hands, which one of you guys has actually eaten shit?
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: Tauntaun on February 02, 2009, 03:20:28 PM
Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 02, 2009, 03:15:40 PM
show of hands, which one of you guys has actually eaten shit?

Arbys Roast Shit Sandwich

Name change please.  :-X
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 02, 2009, 03:26:38 PM
requesting clarification on the word "eat" please. Does it mean in your mouth, or does it mean consume?
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 02, 2009, 06:24:19 PM
even slight draping on your lips counts
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: drozmight on February 02, 2009, 08:59:57 PM
I came in here to watch you do it, not bitch.


Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: Greatness Gone on February 02, 2009, 09:05:41 PM
I'd let BN shit in my mouth and maybe on my forehead a little.
Title: Re: I'm going to shit in Elizabeth Hasselbeck's mouth
Post by: Trent Dole on February 02, 2009, 09:06:51 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on February 02, 2009, 03:20:28 PM
Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 02, 2009, 03:15:40 PM
show of hands, which one of you guys has actually eaten shit?

Arbys Roast Shit Sandwich

Name change please.  :-X
2nding this