She can stimulate my package.
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Clearly you have a point. If we spend more money and go even more into debt it will somehow magically make the economy better. I'm not sure how, but it will work as long as we scare everyone into voting for it.
Internet Rhetorical Gambit #147: The Magical Pejorative
You can quickly and easily impugn someone's logic with the use of the adverb "magically" to describe their mechanism of causation. It requires no argument, just the implication that your point is completely obvious and theirs is just as completely fantastical.
"Oh, I'm sure that because only some fish survive, one of them magically evolves into a nuclear physicist. :rolleyes"
My favorite example of this was a thread on GAF where someone asked why white people don't use scrubbing items in the shower.* "Do they think soap will magically clean them by itself?" drohne, typically, had the best reply, pointing out that cleaning power was not magic, but a key property of soap.
:bow Wonkette :bow2
Though Ken Layne wrote that article... I don't think Ana Marie Cox writes for them (her own site) anymore.
I don't know why I haven't been reading Ken Layne regularly. He's an awesome polemicist and wrote one of my favorite blog posts (http://web.archive.org/web/20040818092137/http://kenlayne.com/2004/08/god-of-war-death-madness.html) back in 2004 (more at the link):
"But," Tim sputtered, "Kerry clearly claimed he was in Cambodia several days before he was in Cambodia. It was seared--"
"Stop that," I said, poking his neck with the corkscrew worm. "Listen to yourself. What are you doing, again? That's right, you're reminding people that the other guy fought in Vietnam. Have you become so brain dead that you think this helps your girly boy Bush? Do you honestly believe the coward boy can beat the War Monster?"
Blair tried to shake the confusion from his head. Then his eyes brightened for a moment and he said, "Four months! Kerry was only in Vietnam for four months!"
Death, War, Death, War ... Worship Me"See? You did it again. You people can't stop reminding everybody that Kerry was in Vietnam, taking lives like your boy eats cookies. Killing people, saving people, holding Life & Death in his hands like a savage gift. He kills the Viet Cong or anybody else he chooses, he saves a U.S. sailor who fell out of the boat, he walks the halls of the Senate deciding who he'll kill or who he'll save. In Vietnam, Kerry is a death's head of gruesome power, while your Bush hides in Alabama, a scared little girl. And what did little Bush do in Texas?"
Blair grinned, foolishly thinking the ball was again in his court. "He killed many people in Texas. All those executions ...."
"Ha! Your girly Bush killed nobody. He signed off on lethal injections. He's a middle manager in a cubicle at the suburban branch of the Bank of Death, initialing memos he doesn't even know how to read. What kind of Texas oilman is your little girl? You ever see 'Dallas'?"
Blair nodded. Everyone has seen "Dallas," all over the world.
"Then you know how a Texas Oilman is supposed to act. What do you think J.R. would do if his wife told him to stop drinking?"
Visibly wilting, Blair stepped deeper into the shadows.
"That's right," I said. "J.R. would've thrown his glass of scotch at her goddamned head, and then he would've laughed and poured a fresh double on the rocks while she whimpered behind the sofa, fearing for her life. Laura Bush tells your beloved wuss to stop drinking and he just stops drinking? Who's the wife here? Not Laura Bush."
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*Yes, someone did point out in the thread that the OP had apparently been watching white people shower.
Did you guys know that the USSR declared bankruptcy in 1992. :o How can that be? Maybe spending tax-payers money so frivolously isn't the answer. Just a thought though.
I heard that Argentina followed the IMF's Chicago school recommendations of deregulation, privatization, and fiscal austerity in the 90's and wound up deep in crisis and defaulted on all its international debts. Whoopsie!
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I was going to use the term "neoliberal" but figured it would confuse Beardo too much. Now I'm worried that "Chicago school" will get him turned around, since everyone knows Chicago = Obama = librul.