THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Bebpo on February 03, 2009, 03:52:29 PM

Title: Pole's Big Adventure - Segaaaaaa
Post by: Bebpo on February 03, 2009, 03:52:29 PM

...is freaking awful.  No wonder it was $5.  The game is all about TSUKKOMI which is where the game makes lame unfunny jokes as you play.  This is the most annoying thing ever.  You can turn the voice off or tell it to come out of the Wii remote instead of the TV speakers but you still get the stupid GIANT RED TEXT on the screen every 5 seconds explaining every joke.  Like the game would be a crappy, but maybe decent parody game if it was just random things like I wanna be that guy.  But instead everytime something happens the game has to explain it to you like "WOAH, WHY DID THIS MUSHROOM MAKE ME BIG.  WTF I DIED".

Also the gameplay/level design is pretty crap.

Cheap gimmicky game for the cheap gimmicky Wii audience.  I bet the Wiitards on gaf lap this up.

Title: Re: Pole's Big Adventure - Segaaaaaa
Post by: demi on February 03, 2009, 03:58:19 PM

Is it wiiware?

Title: Re: Pole's Big Adventure - Segaaaaaa
Post by: Bebpo on February 03, 2009, 04:26:33 PM

Yes.

Title: Re: Pole's Big Adventure - Segaaaaaa
Post by: demi on February 03, 2009, 04:27:30 PM

Cool, it should get dumped then

Title: Re: Pole's Big Adventure - Segaaaaaa
Post by: Bebpo on February 03, 2009, 04:28:13 PM

Not even worth it for free :(

Title: Re: Pole's Big Adventure - Segaaaaaa
Post by: pilonv1 on February 03, 2009, 09:10:22 PM

(http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/02/03/pole2.jpg)

apparently happens when you eat a mushroom

Title: Re: Pole's Big Adventure - Segaaaaaa
Post by: pilonv1 on February 04, 2009, 04:08:05 AM

it's true they think that or it's true that japanese penises look like mushrooms? :-*