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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: y2kev on February 03, 2009, 10:39:13 PM

Title: Don't buy that shitty Wii Tenchu just yet!! BUY STAR OCEAN 4 INSTEAD
Post by: y2kev on February 03, 2009, 10:39:13 PM
Japan news! TENCHU 5 moved to 360!!!!!
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Post by: demi on February 03, 2009, 10:39:40 PM
TENCHU Z!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: cool breeze on February 03, 2009, 10:40:10 PM
Acquire?
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Post by: y2kev on February 03, 2009, 10:40:55 PM
Swagz: I think yes.

JAPAN NEWS: Bad Commonplace, new Horror Game by SIREN TEAM!!
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Post by: cool breeze on February 03, 2009, 10:41:38 PM
Acquire :bow2

ubishit, get on localizing WotS3 for PS3/360 already
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Post by: Third on February 03, 2009, 10:42:02 PM
JAPAN NEWS: Bad Commonplace, new Horror Game by SIREN TEAM!!

HOLY YES!!

Oh, and isn't the PSP getting a Wii port of the Tenchu game?
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Post by: y2kev on February 03, 2009, 10:42:22 PM
Confirmed by Acquire. Includes 2p coop. Will have the most ninja tools in the entire series.
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Post by: demi on February 03, 2009, 10:43:50 PM
TENCHU Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: cool breeze on February 03, 2009, 10:44:05 PM
cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy

Acquire :bow2

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Post by: Third on February 03, 2009, 10:44:14 PM
Fake?

I'm going to kill you.
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Post by: y2kev on February 03, 2009, 10:44:23 PM
I'm getting this from the duck. If it's fake, he's being faked.

He says Bad Commonplace takes place in modern city, 7 different supernatural events.
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Post by: Third on February 03, 2009, 10:47:24 PM
Asked about Bad Commonplace in the GAF thread, lol.
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Post by: demi on February 03, 2009, 10:48:34 PM
Fuckroll can post if he wants!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEV GO SUCK HIS DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: cool breeze on February 03, 2009, 10:49:05 PM
oi why the fuck is it edited out of the gaf thread

Tenchu 5 360 acquire better be real
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Post by: y2kev on February 03, 2009, 10:49:38 PM
Asked about Bad Commonplace in the GAF thread, lol.
I just got the connection between first and second. Wow.

fucking japanese people.

It's edited because now he thinks it is fake. Or at least thinks it is not confirmed real. grrr
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Post by: Crushed on February 03, 2009, 10:49:50 PM
Fake. You're too good at this :-*

Only new stuff this week is Persona and Growlanser on PSP.

kev annihilated...
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Post by: y2kev on February 03, 2009, 10:50:32 PM
I actually am. I really wanted tenchu 360 and siren 4 :(
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Post by: Grecco on February 03, 2009, 10:51:52 PM
I actually am. I really wanted tenchu 360 and siren 4 :(

TENCHU Z
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Post by: cool breeze on February 03, 2009, 10:52:21 PM
seriously man, you and me, we're fucking done when it comes to believable Japanese news  :maf
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Post by: bork on February 03, 2009, 10:52:41 PM
What this should read is "don't buy Tenchu 4 on Wii just yet-- It's coming out on PSP!"

And it's far from "shitty."  Great game, actually.  They just need to change the fighting system...the first-person stuff disrupts the flow of the game, although it DOES give you more of an incentive not to get caught!

Anyway, the Japanese PSP version comes out next week.
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Post by: y2kev on February 03, 2009, 10:53:12 PM
seriously man, you and me, we're fucking done when it comes to believable Japanese news  :maf
i'm done with myself :(


what a miserable little pissant country. no americans fake fucking game informer scans.
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Post by: Crushed on February 03, 2009, 10:55:46 PM
what a miserable little pissant country. no americans fake fucking game informer scans.
I remember when some scanners would put stuff like "FUK U USA NUKE 9/11" and "JEUS-FRANS IS SHIT!!" all over their scans to prevent people from stealing them. :rofl
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Post by: Third on February 03, 2009, 10:56:30 PM
No new Team Siren news is depressing. But I guess there will be a new game/project eventually  :'(

Even a Forbidden Siren 2 remake would be good. In Blood Course style, of course.
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Post by: pilonv1 on February 03, 2009, 10:57:35 PM
massive lulz here
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Post by: cool breeze on February 03, 2009, 11:00:49 PM
those fuckers managed to target one of my secret favorite developers  :'(

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Post by: Grecco on February 03, 2009, 11:01:20 PM
truth bombs are y2kev seeking? :(
no escape.


but seriously... yes, i think there is also an element of 2ch that loves seeing (specifically) GAF get excited about fake stuff.
it's becoming an almost weekly fakeathon.

I still remember that TGS a couple of years ago where 2ch had that "meteor" third party Sony exclusive rumor that soo many Sfags thought was FF7 remake. Made the Sony TGS press conference thread on gaf so awesome. Followed by the Monster Hunter III wii reveal if i recall.
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Post by: y2kev on February 03, 2009, 11:01:35 PM
truth bombs are y2kev seeking? :(
no escape.


but seriously... yes, i think there is also an element of 2ch that loves seeing (specifically) GAF get excited about fake stuff.
it's becoming an almost weekly fakeathon.

Quote
"JEUS-FRANS IS SHIT!!"


lol . wasn't that someone around here who did that one?


target big shit. fake final fantasy news. fake something else. why would you target acquire. what stupid cunts.
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Post by: demi on February 03, 2009, 11:04:23 PM
Kev outed as a GAFfer time and time again... break the label, Kevin

(http://druglaw.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/21/homealone.jpg)
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Post by: y2kev on February 03, 2009, 11:09:21 PM
well i'm gonna keep hoping! tenchu 4 sold 17k on wii, which is an unmitigated disaster. sold like 300k on ps2.
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Post by: cool breeze on February 03, 2009, 11:13:06 PM
it bombed that bad? did it do better than No More Heroes?

don't get why ubisoft picked it up then, but I'm glad they did.  They even picked up the PSP version.
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Post by: y2kev on February 03, 2009, 11:14:50 PM
it sold 3k less than no more heroes :(

ubisoft picked it up because wii is a goldmine and the rights to bombed games with hardcore cache have to be pretty worthwhile
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Post by: tiesto on February 03, 2009, 11:15:43 PM
Growlanser 1 PSP? I hope Atlus localizes this game...

Always been dying to play the original.
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Post by: Error2k4 on February 04, 2009, 12:02:45 AM
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Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2009, 12:13:15 AM
Where is the Persona PSP scan.  I wanna see.
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Post by: cool breeze on February 04, 2009, 12:14:14 AM
when it's up, here: http://wiieveryday.blogspot.com/
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Post by: demi on February 04, 2009, 12:16:50 AM
Groo is banned from SO4 until he plays Last Remnant which is clearly the better game - yes I am saying that
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Post by: demi on February 04, 2009, 12:18:43 AM
Vesperia > SO4
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Post by: demi on February 04, 2009, 12:20:43 AM
Chances are the achievements will be aggrivating like IUs and require more than one playthrough so we can enjoy it once
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Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2009, 12:21:14 AM
I NEED MY PERSONA SCAN to know if the game is worth skipping.  They have better made the dungeons playable, at least by Bard's Tale standards.  Persona 1's dungeons were abysmal.
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Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2009, 12:25:00 AM
If you deliver me a Persona scan, I won't jerk off while looking at your face tonight.
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Post by: Error2k4 on February 04, 2009, 12:25:04 AM
There's a Persona pic, but it's small and blurry.
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Post by: demi on February 04, 2009, 12:26:20 AM
who cares about a scan just download the jappa version when its released loser
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Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2009, 12:28:26 AM
There's a Persona pic, but it's small and blurry.

I don't see it on that wii site linked earlier.
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Post by: pilonv1 on February 04, 2009, 12:35:36 AM
FUCK YOU SO4 ISNT OUT HERE TILL LATE APRIL :punch

and we still dont have a date for vesperia :gloomy
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Post by: demi on February 04, 2009, 12:36:51 AM
If you deliver me a Persona scan, I won't jerk off while looking at your face tonight.
I'm trying my hardest.

You are just letting him win. Don't be a slave to the penis.
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Post by: Error2k4 on February 04, 2009, 12:37:37 AM
There's a Persona pic, but it's small and blurry.

I don't see it on that wii site linked earlier.
I don't think he puts scans in there until he gets clean ones or at least, scans that are big. The Persona PSP pic was small... I'll try to find it anyway.
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Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2009, 12:38:40 AM
I'm getting it hard right now, Mr. Slime.  I'd say you have less than 15 minutes to deliver.
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Post by: Error2k4 on February 04, 2009, 12:38:53 AM
(http://sylphys.ddo.jp/upld2nd/game2/src/1233716438829.jpg)
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Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2009, 12:39:56 AM
Well that is certainly uninspiring.  I'm going to blast all over Slime's face on my computer display anyway.
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Post by: demi on February 04, 2009, 12:45:49 AM
thats a nice pussy
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Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on February 04, 2009, 12:47:07 AM
Persona PSP will almost certainly come to America anyway.  Atlus knows who butters their bread after all.
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Post by: cool breeze on February 04, 2009, 12:47:13 AM
ES4 just got really awesome
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Post by: demi on February 04, 2009, 12:49:24 AM
why did you edit the pussy out i was gonna beat it to that
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Post by: demi on February 04, 2009, 12:52:58 AM
Why are you so good to me
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Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2009, 12:54:05 AM
I had to stop to take a dump, so this session's become a flat out fetish porno starring A Slime Appears.
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Post by: demi on February 04, 2009, 12:56:29 AM
Don't let that get to you, Mr. S

I would never stop to take a dump when thinking of you. You are above that.
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Post by: demi on February 04, 2009, 12:58:18 AM
Hell yeah
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 04, 2009, 01:08:10 AM
Japanese forums are so fucking weird. They're eternally stuck in the mid 90's.
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Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2009, 01:13:57 AM
Jesus, Slime, I didn't need to finish on that image.  I feel fucking gross now.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 04, 2009, 01:15:26 AM
LOL WHAT

(http://sylphys.ddo.jp/upld2nd/game2/src/1233190684945.jpg)

Did someone go back in time and give little Vestal a copy of FFXII?
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Post by: Error2k4 on February 04, 2009, 01:23:32 AM
2ch != 2chan

2chan= image board
2ch= biggest message board in japan
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Post by: demi on February 04, 2009, 01:27:00 AM
(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/3563/48584752zo6.jpg)
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Post by: demi on February 04, 2009, 01:31:29 AM
Hahaha... so annihilated. Don't mess with the best...
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Post by: MCD on February 04, 2009, 01:39:20 AM
 :rofl
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Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 04, 2009, 01:50:30 AM
I reserve the rights for the SO4 thread.

Oh and  :lol
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Post by: Crushed on February 04, 2009, 01:57:23 AM
LOL WHAT

(http://sylphys.ddo.jp/upld2nd/game2/src/1233190684945.jpg)
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2638o5z.jpg)
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Post by: Grecco on February 04, 2009, 11:02:34 AM
Omg  :lol
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Post by: Himu on February 04, 2009, 01:41:14 PM
:rofl

btw, I got the collectors edition of FF12. Game sucks!!!

lol @ persona 1 psp. GAME IS SHIT. They have to do massive retooling to make me buy that fucking game again.
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Post by: cool breeze on February 05, 2009, 03:42:50 PM
Don't buy Tenchu for Wii.  Controls are complete garbage, but the game itself seems interesting enough.  Wait for PSP version if it does fix the controls.
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Post by: Third on February 05, 2009, 04:09:15 PM
SO4 looks amazing.

Will probably be my JRPG goty 2009
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Post by: cool breeze on February 05, 2009, 04:40:06 PM
Tenchu Wii seriously has some of the worst controls ever
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Post by: Bebpo on February 05, 2009, 04:42:53 PM
Dude it's on the Wii.  Most games on the Wii have the worst controls ever in addition to sub-PS2 graphics.  It's just a horrible console that destroys most games put on it; end of story.
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Post by: Third on February 05, 2009, 04:43:28 PM
Wii version is that bad?

I'll be getting the PSP version any. Will probably look better too.
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Post by: cool breeze on February 05, 2009, 04:46:11 PM
It actually looks great graphically, music is good too.  The 'gameplay' is also fun, but the problem is that the controls are garbage.  It pretty much feels like Splinter Cell with a Ninja now, and I like that, but I'd like it more if I was not struggling with the controls the entire time.
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Post by: bork on February 10, 2009, 07:47:53 PM
Just a heads-up...the PSP Tenchu 4 is now "out."  Should have it in about an hour.
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Post by: bork on February 10, 2009, 09:02:17 PM
FUCK, this controls so much better than the Wii version does, and with just one analog stick. 
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Post by: cool breeze on February 10, 2009, 09:08:26 PM
I'm looking forward to playing the superior version in about a month
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Post by: bork on February 10, 2009, 09:45:54 PM
I am FLYING through the game.  Sure I played Rikimaru's game on Wii, but it's more because of HOW MUCH BETTER IT PLAYS NOW.  Battle are still in first-person, but much easier now.  Instead of having to quickly turn the Wiimote at a precise angle (to be fair, this was supposed to be made easier in the U.S version), you just press a direction that flashes on the screen.  The control issues are gone, the game still looks great (draw distance is not a problem), and everything is intact-- PSP superior version confirmed.
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Post by: cool breeze on February 11, 2009, 08:49:14 PM
wow, this game is so much better on the PSP.  Graphically it's also roughly the same.

Thank Ubisoft that this version is coming to america

ok, biggest change visually is the water.  It's no longer clear and you can't see the cool underwater kill move.

and it seems like you can't quickly jump between gaps anymore when you climb on the ceiling planks.
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Post by: Rman on February 11, 2009, 09:08:14 PM
Tenchu Wii seriously has some of the worst controls ever
What's specifically bad about the controls? Unnecessary waggle? No CC support?
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Post by: cool breeze on February 11, 2009, 09:15:40 PM
that's exactly it

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Post by: Himu on February 12, 2009, 12:09:08 PM
wii annihilated.
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Post by: Bebpo on February 13, 2009, 12:08:33 AM
I tried Tenchu 4 for the first time on psp.  I actually think Acquire did a real good job at changing up Tenchu into something much better.  The auto-kills within a certain range where the game TELLS YOU THE RANGE are a huge improvement.  The ninja eye vision is excellent and the idea of just going with YOU-INVISIBLE and YOU-NOT-INVISIBLE areas instead of splinter cell/mgs varations of visibility actually works better and makes it more like a puzzle game.  The lack of fighting is good too.

That being said the game is too much trial & error for me so I'll pass.  Maybe I just didn't learn all the rules but I'd consistently be somewhere and have no idea what to do.  Also I can't do any of the defending because I suck at the PSP analogue, so if I get spotted I'm dead. 

But for people who like Tenchu it seems like a genuinely good game.