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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2009, 11:40:30 PM

Title: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2009, 11:40:30 PM
Texting a member of the opposite sex...

<Her> Please send that to me in another format, since I have a Mac and cannot open it
<Me> (trying to be funny) Macs are for emo douchebags and hipster twats!
<Her> ... The Mac belongs to my mom (who is sick and she is taking care of), fyi.

 :duh
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: demi on February 03, 2009, 11:41:27 PM
explains why her mom is dying! lol!
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: Bacchus7 on February 03, 2009, 11:41:50 PM
What was the format?
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2009, 11:41:56 PM
Apple has a notorious track record for killing people.  This is true.
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: drew on February 03, 2009, 11:43:04 PM
willcowned
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: demi on February 03, 2009, 11:43:42 PM
MAYBE HER MOM IS STEVE JOBS
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2009, 11:44:42 PM
Yeah, she seems pretty pissed.  OH WELL.  Back to Plan B.

So, demi, how you doin'? :-*
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: demi on February 03, 2009, 11:45:34 PM
I'm wearing a white shirt, some socks and nothing but.
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2009, 11:46:53 PM
But it was edgy and funny! :-\

If it wasn't for the fact that it's her mom's, I'm pretty sure she would've found it amusing.  I'm horribly antagonistic that way.
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 03, 2009, 11:47:25 PM
At least now you only need one ticket to Flight of the Concords. 

You should insult people's moms more often; think of the money you would save! all those suits you could buy!
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2009, 11:48:09 PM
Okay, that was pretty funny, Arvie.  It's making me do this...

 :'( :lol :'( :lol

Malek-esque, even.
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: demi on February 03, 2009, 11:49:18 PM
I PM'd him that one
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2009, 11:51:07 PM
The worst part is that I sent her an e-mail with the document in question with the title of:

"Dear Hipster Emo Douchebag Twat!"

... This was before she told me.  She's going to go home and read that.

 :'( :lol :'( :lol
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 03, 2009, 11:52:09 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl 
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: drew on February 03, 2009, 11:54:07 PM
willcobliterated
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 03, 2009, 11:54:55 PM
Quote from: Jinfash on February 03, 2009, 11:51:45 PM
:rofl

It's funny because she prolly replied to your text before reading the e-mail.

She did.  I sent a damage control text of, "Please disregard the title in the e-mail I sent you when you get home - I'm an idiot."
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: demi on February 04, 2009, 12:00:41 AM
Willco, I would have found it funny. Maybe you should go gay. I would have still licked your balls.
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: Bildi on February 04, 2009, 12:16:00 AM
Quote from: Willco on February 03, 2009, 11:54:55 PM
She did.  I sent a damage control text of, "Please disregard the title in the e-mail I sent you when you get home - I'm an idiot."

:rofl

Damage control via messages and emails is pretty intense - if they read them in the wrong order it can all go so horribly wrong.
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 04, 2009, 12:22:13 AM
Quote from: demi on February 04, 2009, 12:00:41 AM
Willco, I would have found it funny. Maybe you should go gay. I would have still licked your balls.

If it wasn't for all the gay sex, the lifestyle would be so alluring!  I mean, you get to sit around and watch Yentl all day?  Sweet!
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: demi on February 04, 2009, 12:23:34 AM
I was thinking we could watch my new Frost DVD
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 04, 2009, 12:27:31 AM
That sounds pretty awesome.

... you don't own a mac, do you?
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: demi on February 04, 2009, 12:28:06 AM
No way dude, I build my own machines

:flex
Title: Re: Dumb, embarassing moment of my day
Post by: Tauntaun on February 04, 2009, 10:57:25 AM
beaten 

:lol

jewco pwned.