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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on February 04, 2009, 08:31:51 PM

Title: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 04, 2009, 08:31:51 PM: She's not particularly hot, and she's kind of annoying. But I still want to put it in her and thrust in a rhythmic manner. Why?
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Solo on February 04, 2009, 08:34:43 PM: You want to hate-fuck her.
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 04, 2009, 08:40:53 PM: Quote from: Solo on February 04, 2009, 08:34:43 PM
You want to hate-fuck her.

Nah, hate is kind of a strong word to use in reference to "Flo". Although I'd have to say that if I was stuck in her presence for an hour or so I'd probably hate her. Then again, considering my social anxiety disorder and mild sociopathy I could probably say that about anyone.
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 04, 2009, 08:42:46 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on February 04, 2009, 08:31:51 PM
She's not particularly hot, and she's kind of annoying. But I still want to put it in her and thrust in a rhythmic manner. Why?
It's gotta be the lips, right? :-*
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 04, 2009, 09:07:23 PM: Oh God yes, I thought I was the only one.

(http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/2024/proginsuroo7.jpg)
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 04, 2009, 09:09:34 PM: the animated chick with pink hair ???
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 04, 2009, 09:23:56 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 04, 2009, 09:09:34 PM
the animated chick with pink hair ???

STFU, Maurice. You're out of your element.
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 04, 2009, 09:25:24 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 04, 2009, 09:09:34 PM
the animated chick with pink hair ???

She's hot too.

I've seen some hentai.
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 04, 2009, 09:25:36 PM: it's because she looks like she'd probably be up for anything
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Positive Touch on February 04, 2009, 09:33:58 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 04, 2009, 09:25:36 PM
it's because she looks like she'd probably be up for anything

:lol i can match up your voice with your posts now and i love it
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 04, 2009, 09:35:41 PM: i'd destroy it
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 04, 2009, 09:40:23 PM: An hour ago, I was just thinking about how these were the worst commercials on tv.

I don't even understand you people.
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 04, 2009, 09:41:40 PM: she's prettier than droopy gyllenhaal
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 04, 2009, 09:43:13 PM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 04, 2009, 09:40:23 PM
An hour ago, I was just thinking about how these were the worst commercials on tv.

I don't even understand you people.

It must be the socialism gene. :tophat
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2009, 09:44:55 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 04, 2009, 09:41:40 PM
she's prettier than droopy gyllenhaal

that's like saying someone is cooler than manabyte
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 04, 2009, 09:51:03 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2009, 09:44:55 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 04, 2009, 09:41:40 PM
she's prettier than droopy gyllenhaal

that's like saying someone is cooler than manabyte

Both of you can stfu and go sit with Maurice at the back of the short bus.
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 04, 2009, 09:55:41 PM: [youtube=560,345]itDejkU20Ig[/youtube]

:heart "yeeeeeeaaaah!" :heart
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 04, 2009, 09:56:42 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on February 04, 2009, 09:51:03 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2009, 09:44:55 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 04, 2009, 09:41:40 PM
she's prettier than droopy gyllenhaal

that's like saying someone is cooler than manabyte

Both of you can stfu and go sit with Maurice at the back of the short bus.

don't be so defensive about your grandma fetish
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 04, 2009, 10:01:12 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on February 04, 2009, 09:59:47 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on February 04, 2009, 09:55:41 PM
youtube

:heart "yeeeeeeaaaah!" :heart

ugh STFU MAURICE.

Jesus, you can't do anything right can you? You have to ride on the roof of the bus, I don't want the other distinguished mentally-challenged fellows catching YOUR version of the dumb.
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 04, 2009, 10:06:01 PM: I think you need to look at who you're disagreeing with again, and then try and figure out why you're on the roof of the bus.
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 04, 2009, 10:07:36 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on February 04, 2009, 10:04:08 PM
wat ???

I'm on the rooftop of the bus because I'm disagreeing with PD?

EDIT: never mind, bus rooftop is fine.

Turd Ferguson thinks you quoted the wrong post. Instead what you were doing was quoting drinky, that is the video, as evidence to PD's wrongness.

edit: I tried to save you from the roof :'(
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 04, 2009, 10:34:36 PM: She reminds me of an ungoth version of the goth girl from NCIS:

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r306/mstweety620/NCIS/Abby.jpg)
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 04, 2009, 10:34:49 PM: I think it's the hair, more women need to go back to that 60's look
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 04, 2009, 11:03:07 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 04, 2009, 10:34:49 PM
I think it's the hair, more women need to go back to that 60's look
YES.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
And guys need to bring back trechcoats and fedoras!
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Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: patrickula on February 04, 2009, 11:06:23 PM: I feel the same way :tauntaun
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Tauntaun on February 04, 2009, 11:10:55 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 04, 2009, 10:34:36 PM
She reminds me of an ungoth version of the goth girl from NCIS:

(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r306/mstweety620/NCIS/Abby.jpg)

She looks like she has crotch rot. :-X
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: drew on February 04, 2009, 11:21:55 PM: i want to punch her in the forehead
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Mandark on February 05, 2009, 12:04:13 AM: She's alright, but she's no Erin E-surance.
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: cool breeze on February 05, 2009, 12:10:23 AM: she looks like one of those ladies in porn who are so slutty they have no reaction to taking it in the butt.
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: xnikki118x on February 05, 2009, 12:35:58 AM: I think she's pretty, and so is the girl from NCIS.
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: drew on February 05, 2009, 01:21:03 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on February 05, 2009, 12:35:58 AM
and so is the girl from NCIS.

thats gross your gross
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on February 05, 2009, 01:24:25 AM: Oh fuck I thought I was alone on this. I'm so glad this came up. I felt so much shame.
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on February 05, 2009, 03:14:18 AM: NCIS is somehow the most watched show on television. And no, I've never seen an episode of it either.
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: ch1nchilla on February 05, 2009, 03:29:44 AM: Who's the dude from the Allstate commercials? He's like a big teddie bear.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:tauntaun
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Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Tristam on February 05, 2009, 03:39:23 AM: Quote from: swaggaz on February 05, 2009, 12:10:23 AM
she looks like one of those ladies in porn who are so slutty they have no reaction to taking it in the butt.

Seconded.
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: tiesto on February 05, 2009, 09:29:44 AM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 04, 2009, 10:34:49 PM
I think it's the hair, more women need to go back to that 60's look

Especially with regards to down-under grooming.
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: DJ_Tet on February 05, 2009, 09:40:19 AM: Mom in ATT Extra Minutes Commercial > Flo

I'd hit both though :-*
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Tauntaun on February 05, 2009, 10:58:26 AM: Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on February 05, 2009, 03:14:18 AM
NCIS is somehow the most watched show on television. And no, I've never seen an episode of it either.

My parents love the show, it's absolutely horrid. :yuck
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Himu on February 05, 2009, 11:01:16 AM: Look at her cheeks. Imagine how much spunk she can carry in that.
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: DJ_Tet on February 05, 2009, 11:24:31 AM: I kinda like the chick that's also in one Progressive commercial that looks like andy warhol's version of Cheryl Hines. This chick's mouth is HUGE. I love it :-*

She's kinda sassy too, anyone know the lady I'm thinking about?

It was the commercial where 'Flo' got her name and nametag. Before that, she didn't have a name.
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 05, 2009, 11:39:26 AM: Yea, that chick is hot ..and you described her pretty good, too.

edit: Yahoo! Answers (!?) comes through:

The blonde is Monica Creel, a triplet sister of Leanna Creel -- who many might remember from early seasons of the show "Saved By The Bell" where she played tomboy "Tori" (always wore a leather jacket). Nowadays, Leanna is a photographer with her own studio and website, and her sister is obviously doing Progressive commercials!
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: Ganhyun on February 05, 2009, 11:54:55 AM: She just looks like she'd dig doing any kind of fetish you had.
Title: Re: I kind of want to nail the chick in the Progressive commercials
Post by: DJ_Tet on February 05, 2009, 12:09:03 PM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 05, 2009, 11:39:26 AM
Yea, that chick is hot ..and you described her pretty good, too.

edit: Yahoo! Answers (!?) comes through:

The blonde is Monica Creel, a triplet sister of Leanna Creel -- who many might remember from early seasons of the show "Saved By The Bell" where she played tomboy "Tori" (always wore a leather jacket). Nowadays, Leanna is a photographer with her own studio and website, and her sister is obviously doing Progressive commercials!

Amazing research, triplets :-* That triples the chance that one of them got naked.

Also, Monica has been on Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Beverly Hills 90210, and Party of Five. There's a 75% chance that I've masturbated to her before.