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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Tristam on February 07, 2009, 10:34:20 PM

Title: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: Tristam on February 07, 2009, 10:34:20 PM: Thirty minutes ago I went to go pick up a new side mirror at our local Autozone and in the parking lot some middle-aged guy approached me and said he had two little girls and he was in a bind (he also said he had diabetes and he did have a bad cough). I gave him $20 and drove him where he said he needed to go.
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: drozmight on February 07, 2009, 10:36:01 PM: lol, dumb ass.
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 07, 2009, 10:40:14 PM: One a scale of one to ten, with one being the lowest and ten the highest, how was the blowjob?
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: Brehvolution on February 07, 2009, 11:22:19 PM: That is very generous of you.

Karma has a way of making things right. And you just gained some good karma.

In essence, you gave a bottle of purified water to a needy wastelander.
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 07, 2009, 11:24:34 PM: Zero is right. This means now you can do some strictly business shit.
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: drew on February 08, 2009, 12:45:48 AM: tell those people to fuck off

you got played to fuck, your lucky youve still got ur life/wallet
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: drew on February 08, 2009, 12:47:28 AM: WHENEVER someone approaches you in a parking lot THEY ARE NOT TELLING THE TRUTH
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2009, 12:47:50 AM: listen to stevie wonder, don't run any packages across the street for anybody
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: Greatness Gone on February 08, 2009, 12:54:46 AM: One day you'll pick up a psycho who's going to make you into a fucking toilet lid cover.
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: drew on February 08, 2009, 12:55:44 AM: anime avatar etc etc
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 08, 2009, 01:02:36 AM: i give money to homeless people on the street etc. occasionally. i figure they might often be bullshitting, but i've actually been in the situation (purely through poor logistical planning) of being stranded out at night far from home and not having any money to get home or buy food etc., so ...
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2009, 01:12:35 AM: recursive when you were a street bum did play your clarinet on the corner, case open, to get by?
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 08, 2009, 01:15:03 AM: i really regret not taking a picture when my tooth had two giant cracks :( it was pretty hardcore looking.
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: Positive Touch on February 08, 2009, 11:36:41 AM: "sorry, I don't carry cash"

works every time
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: Diunx on February 08, 2009, 02:26:11 PM: The last time I gave money to a homeless man he told me that he needed it to buy rum, I have always appreciated honesty.
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 08, 2009, 02:47:55 PM: my main difficulty with giving money to homeless people is that I start feeling guilty about playing favorites. I have to keep track of how much I've given to white people lately, how much to black people, how much to women and men, young, old to make sure I'm distributing it equitably and impartially and not just according to my personal tastes and prejudices.
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: Ecrofirt on February 08, 2009, 03:27:46 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 08, 2009, 02:47:55 PM
my main difficulty with giving money to homeless people is that I start feeling guilty about playing favorites. I have to keep track of how much I've given to white people lately, how much to black people, how much to women and men, young, old to make sure I'm distributing it equitably and impartially and not just according to my personal tastes and prejudices.
Just so long as you NEVER give money to a Spaniard.
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: ch1nchilla on February 08, 2009, 05:47:55 PM: Although that was nice, probably not a really good idea to make a habit out of such things.
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: Oblivion on February 09, 2009, 04:07:46 PM: Who the fuck helps people? ???
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: demi on February 09, 2009, 05:44:12 PM: Quote from: Oblivion on February 09, 2009, 04:07:46 PM
Who the fuck helps people? ???

I do. Remember when I gave you money? Did you forget that, you fucking cocksucker? Fuck you. You know what, don't bother. Banned.
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: demi on February 09, 2009, 06:02:27 PM: They are pretty good, too. But I don't want to share after Oblivion's comment. Fucking infuriating... who says that? Fuck, man.
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: Oblivion on February 09, 2009, 06:09:12 PM: Quote from: demi on February 09, 2009, 05:44:12 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on February 09, 2009, 04:07:46 PM
Who the fuck helps people? ???

I do. Remember when I gave you money? Did you forget that, you fucking cocksucker? Fuck you. You know what, don't bother. Banned.

You're so nice, demi. :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 09, 2009, 07:46:22 PM: I'd give money to older poor people or poor women in general. young poor people need to get a job :punch
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: muckhole on February 10, 2009, 01:06:48 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 09, 2009, 07:46:22 PM
I'd give money to older poor people or poor women in general. young poor people need to get a job :punch

Pretty much this. The amount of university students who spend their spare time out panhandling in my area is disgusting, only to see a minivan swing by and pick them up to take them home.
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on February 10, 2009, 04:44:58 AM: I've been duped three times. First was some old fart who stopped me at a gas station close to my old job saying he had no money and needed 20 bucks. Fastforward two months later and he stops me to do the same routine again at the exact same gas station. I stare at him for five seconds and like the ballless dumbass I am gave him the money again. You know what, the other stories just highlight just how hopelessy clueless and gullible I am so I don't think I'll share those.
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: demi on February 10, 2009, 04:48:53 AM: Nintendo walks up, offers you a completely new system for $250... you know how it goes
Title: Re: I'll never survive in the city
Post by: Tristam on February 10, 2009, 05:45:48 AM: Quote from: Green Man on February 09, 2009, 05:52:18 PM
Quote from: Positive Touch on February 08, 2009, 11:36:41 AM
"sorry, I don't carry cash"

works every time

"Well, there's an ATM right over there"

bums don't fuck around anymore.

I didn't have any cash so I did run by an ATM. :shh :rofl