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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Boogie on December 03, 2006, 09:33:08 PM

Title: Ah, the joys of internet dating sites
Post by: Boogie on December 03, 2006, 09:33:08 PM
so it's no secret I frequent a couples dating sites.  Here's an e-mail I just got from lava.

Her profile says she's 25 years old, and in Phoenix Arizona.  Her profile says:
"I do not know what to write about me.
Other person sees me, than I much better.
Therefore to you to judge me.
But I think, that I shall not disappoint you :

Her e-mail said:
"Hello !!!!
I to become interested in your profile on
and to decide to write to you.
turned out. To me of 28 years. I never was married. I the soft and
gentle girl, like when in the house warmly and cosy. I believe in the
God and in the soul. I love walks on nature, I adore fresh whiff of a
wind, tender beams of the gentle sun. I am looking for a serious
relationship leading to marriage and I am not interested just in a
internet chat or adventure. I am interested only in how the man
hisself is and not what he has. If you have become interested in me

please write on this e-mail: edited@yandex.ru

If you to answer me on my e-mail i shall write in more detail about
myself and I shall send you the photo.
I very much to hope for your fast answer.
With hope Tatyana. "

I found me a Russian mail order bride, peeps!!!  :lol
Title: Re: Ah, the joys of internet dating sites
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 03, 2006, 09:33:57 PM
She'll probably only marry you for a green card, then divorce your ass the next day. It happens all the time. :-\
Title: Re: Ah, the joys of internet dating sites
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 03, 2006, 09:34:39 PM
She'll probably only marry you for a green card, then divorce your ass the next day. It happens all the time. :-\
We have green cards in Canada now?
Title: Re: Ah, the joys of internet dating sites
Post by: Fresh Prince on December 03, 2006, 09:35:32 PM
Divorce? More like poison you with radioactive material.
Title: Re: Ah, the joys of internet dating sites
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 03, 2006, 09:35:42 PM
Boogie is a Canadian?
Title: Re: Ah, the joys of internet dating sites
Post by: Raguel on December 03, 2006, 09:36:34 PM
There you go boogie. Opportunity is staring at you in the face with her broken Borat infused engrish. Talk it up and show her your boogie. The girls love it when I do that.
Title: Re: Ah, the joys of internet dating sites
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 03, 2006, 09:38:14 PM
Hawt. Hit that Boogie!
Title: Re: Ah, the joys of internet dating sites
Post by: Boogie on December 03, 2006, 09:38:22 PM
Nyet, comrades, with my rudimentary Russian language skills, I will be able to win her over and live happily ever after!

I will be the Onegin to her Tatyana.

...wait, Tatyana rejected Onegin in the end.  dammit.
Title: Re: Ah, the joys of internet dating sites
Post by: Boogie on December 03, 2006, 09:39:00 PM
Boogie is a Canadian?

fucking duh
Title: Re: Ah, the joys of internet dating sites
Post by: Raguel on December 03, 2006, 09:40:03 PM
Just show her your awesome Raphael avatar. She'll swoon for you in no time. Then you can get stabbed.
Title: Re: Ah, the joys of internet dating sites
Post by: Boogie on December 03, 2006, 11:25:55 PM
Just show her your awesome Raphael avatar. She'll swoon for you in no time. Then you can get stabbed.

wait, I thought I was the one who was supposed to be doing the stabbing?  :-*
Title: Re: Ah, the joys of internet dating sites
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 03, 2006, 11:29:16 PM
(http://www.titsintops.com/pics/gallery26_03.jpg)

isn't Cassandra from Russia? Slovania or some shit.
Title: Re: Ah, the joys of internet dating sites
Post by: Raguel on December 03, 2006, 11:57:15 PM
Just show her your awesome Raphael avatar. She'll swoon for you in no time. Then you can get stabbed.

wait, I thought I was the one who was supposed to be doing the stabbing?  :-*
Oh, just wait until s/he shows you he/r picture.