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Title: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Oblivion on February 09, 2009, 09:15:28 PM
We didn't have one for the end of 2008, so might as well have one now. I just copied and pasted the categories from last time.


Main categories:

BEST POSTER:

BEST THREAD:

WORST POSTER??: Greatness Gone

BEST MODERATOR: Blue Tsunami

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster:
Funniest poster: Joe Molotov
Biggest liar :
Biggest racist : Beardo
Biggest fanboy :
Coolest poster : Professor Prole
Hottest poster :
Weirdest poster :
Metrosexual : Cheebs
Whiniest poster :
Most controversial poster :
Most underrated poster: Eric P/Malek/Brandnew
Best username :
Best game taste: ToxicAdam/drohne/groo
Worst game taste:
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 09, 2009, 09:18:54 PM
We didn't have one for the end of 2008, so might as well have one now. I just copied and pasted the categories from last time.


Main categories:
Best username

A Slime Appears.

Hands down winner.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Brehvolution on February 09, 2009, 09:19:31 PM
Do we PM these or are we just letting it all hang out?
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 09, 2009, 09:20:02 PM
tl;dr
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Oblivion on February 09, 2009, 09:20:22 PM
Do we PM these or are we just letting it all hang out?

No privacy, totally out in the open.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 09, 2009, 09:20:54 PM
Most controversial poster : me.  :-*

Funniest poster: me.

Weirdest poster : me.

BEST MODERATOR: lyte edge.

Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2009, 09:23:03 PM
Malek.  For every category except worst and most annoying poster.  That goes to the dude ^ that posts nothing but car and humping hippos in the Outside line thread.                                                                                             |
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: drew on February 09, 2009, 09:27:01 PM
Main categories:

BEST POSTER: me

BEST THREAD:  outside links

WORST POSTER??: raban

BEST MODERATOR:  Bluetsunami

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster:  jinfash, ferrariman
Funniest poster: 
Biggest liar :  pd
Biggest racist :  demi
Biggest fanboy :  that cigarillo with the winking sunglasses avatar
Coolest poster :  rman, muckhole
Hottest poster :  hyoshi, jinfash
Weirdest poster :  recursivblynumerable
Fattest poster :  willco
Metrosexual :  jinfash
Whiniest poster :  raban, malek
Most controversial poster : 
Best username :  pharmacy
Best game taste:  enl, scenester
Worst game taste:  demi, fistfulofmetal, himuro, junpeii,
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: demi on February 09, 2009, 09:27:10 PM
Me
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Oblivion on February 09, 2009, 09:29:05 PM
Hmm, some of these categories are kinda gay. Suggestions welcome!
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 09, 2009, 09:29:14 PM
Malek.  For every category except worst and most annoying poster.  That goes to the dude ^ that posts nothing but car and humping hippos in the Outside line thread.                                                                                             |

You know you like me.  :-*

:tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: demi on February 09, 2009, 09:29:16 PM
We didn't have one for the end of 2008, so might as well have one now. I just copied and pasted the categories from last time.


Main categories:
Best username

A Slime Appears.

Hands down winner.

This one also goes to me. I made that name.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2009, 09:31:10 PM
Malek.  For every category except worst and most annoying poster.  That goes to the dude ^ that posts nothing but car and humping hippos in the Outside line thread.                                                                                             |

You know you like me.  :-*


I also like a good mornings shit. 
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: demi on February 09, 2009, 09:34:08 PM
Posters who I would fuck: Muckhole, Joe Molotov, Slime Appears


Eric P... I guess
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 09, 2009, 09:38:59 PM
BEST POSTER: Synthasizer Patel.  Get him and MAF back here.

BEST THREAD: the FoC shitheap is pretty hard to top, no?

WORST POSTER??: Greatness Gone

BEST MODERATOR: demi

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster: Greatness Gone/jinfash/father mike/borys/methodis
Funniest poster: Patel or prole, can't go wrong either way
Biggest liar: Maurice the non-date going on white woman
Biggest racist : Borys
Biggest fanboy : duckman
Coolest poster : prole, he don't give a fuck
Hottest poster : cloud  :-*
Weirdest poster : tennin/malek
Fattest poster : wtf lame category who cares
Metrosexual : cheebs wants to fuck some fey brits
Whiniest poster : who cares
Most controversial poster : ditto
Most underrated poster: genghis cohen
Best username : a slime appears
Best game taste: the xfe
Worst game taste: duckman

Triumph's Extra Special Bonus Categories:
Best Republican: ToxicAdam
Worst Republican: siamesedreamer
Best college intellectual: FoC
Worst college intellectual: Beardo
Most Alarming Forum Trend: quality posters (Patel, MAF) going away while lamers run wilde
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Bildi on February 09, 2009, 09:40:25 PM
Hmm, some of these categories are kinda gay. Suggestions welcome!

I think they're not gay enough.  Maybe something like:

Most overtly homosexual poster.  Even if we all know Tauntaun would walk it in.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Positive Touch on February 09, 2009, 09:41:51 PM
poster who i would most like to see lose his virginity: recursive
poster i would most like to see come back: (tie)patel/maf
friendliest poster/all-around awesome dude: eric p
best angry old man: eel
best new dumbfuck: beardo
best burns: demi
shittiest taste in games: demi
poster who is awesome because he loves FFVIII: himumu
poster who is awesome because he looks like prince: jin
best disgusting links: tvc
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Oblivion on February 09, 2009, 09:43:10 PM
okay, might as well just make your own award categories at this point
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Robo on February 09, 2009, 09:44:04 PM
Triumph is pretty much on the money.  Just double all those votes.

Laziest poster: RoboJ
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2009, 09:47:04 PM
Triumph is pretty much on the money.  Just double all those votes.

et tu Roboe?  :'(
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 09, 2009, 09:47:10 PM
Shit, completely forgot these very important categories:

Worst moderator/poster most in need of lepering:  Willco
Biggest nose:  Willco
Most gold:  Willco
Best suit:  Willco
Most likely to realize that retail is a shit gig in the next year:  Willco
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Robo on February 09, 2009, 09:49:27 PM
Triumph is pretty much on the money.  Just double all those votes.

et tu Roboe?  :'(

Don't worry -- I'd replace you with WrikaWreck in the 'annoying' category were I to bother with making my own.  I think that might be the one and only change.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 09, 2009, 09:51:44 PM
Main categories:

BEST POSTER: Gilbert

BEST THREAD: All Music Threads (and everyone that started them)

WORST POSTER??: Beardo

BEST MODERATOR: Demi

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster: Beardo
Funniest poster: TVC
Biggest liar : PD
Biggest racist : Beardo
Biggest fanboy : Duckman
Coolest poster : ToxicAdam, Groo, DC, Drinky
Hottest poster : BrandNew  :-*
Weirdest poster : Gilbert
Metrosexual : Arvie
Whiniest poster : Not sure
Most controversial poster : Cheebs
Most underrated poster: Malek
Best username : Gilbert
Best game taste: Cohen
Worst game taste: fistfulmetal

Custom Category:

Best taste in Music: RoboJ, Toxic, Groo, EricP, TVC
Biggest Penis: Himuro
Sexiest real life name: Maurice
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Cheebs on February 09, 2009, 09:57:02 PM
BEST POSTER: distantmantra

BEST THREAD: dont care

WORST POSTER??: beardo

BEST MODERATOR: demi

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster: beardo
Funniest poster: tvc
Biggest liar: pd
Biggest racist : foc
Biggest fanboy :  dont care
Coolest poster : toxicadam and prole
Hottest poster : dont care
Weirdest poster :malek, but in a good way
Fattest poster : dont car
Metrosexual : cheebs, I dont have a choice here
Whiniest poster : dont care
Most controversial poster : dont care
Most underrated poster: malek
Best username : arbys something or other. It had arbys in it, I think.
Best game taste:  dont care
Worst game taste: dont care

Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 09, 2009, 09:59:27 PM
fuck these categories.

best podcast: N/A
worst podcast: borecast starring eel and prole
biggest jew leper: willco
forum sex machine: tauntaun
hottest incest: brandnew and his sister...

...fuck this, let's talk about brandnew fucking his twin sister, that's some hott hott hott shyt :-* :hyper :tauntaun
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 09, 2009, 10:02:33 PM
what hath I wrought
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 09, 2009, 10:03:59 PM
Even Jesus must have looked done on that incest with delight
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2009, 10:06:31 PM
She laughed as Whoopi Goldberg dressed in a Nuns uniform did something mildly outrageous for the situation she is in.  New knew this was his chance.  He slid his hand up the back of his sisters shirt and undid the bra clasp.  "Sis, can I try on you bra?  I want to see if it fits me as good as it fits you...maybe your make up too"
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 09, 2009, 10:16:44 PM
BEST POSTER: Wilco
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I can haz icon?
[close]

BEST THREAD: "Dear California"

WORST POSTER??: Greatness Gone

BEST MODERATOR: demi

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster: Greatness Gone
Funniest poster: Professor Prole
Biggest liar : PD
Biggest racist : Beardo
Biggest fanboy : duckman2000
Coolest poster : Professor Prole
Hottest poster : elektrikluv (sorry again, demi)
Weirdest poster : recursivelyenumerable
Metrosexual : Himuro
Whiniest poster : MyNameIsMud
Most controversial poster : Beardo
Most underrated poster: Bloodwake
Best username : Tauntaun
Best game taste: Professor Prole
Worst game taste: demi

This thread brought to you by Random Name Generator™.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: demi on February 09, 2009, 10:21:43 PM
She has enough man-quality features to be considered male. I win!
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: cool breeze on February 09, 2009, 10:31:22 PM
Most Alarming Forum Trend: quality posters (Patel, MAF) going away while lamers run wilde

agreed (ignore the irony)
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Enl on February 09, 2009, 10:35:59 PM
Tastiest looking poster: TaunTaun
Poster most likely to be lepered this year: Willco
Poster I would like to beat with an oaken club: a slime appears
Poster I noticed taking my words that I posted on EvilBore and posted as their own in GAF: Himuro
WTF: Beardo
Surprise poster appearance of last year: Crushed
Poster with good taste in vomit and film: TVC
Poster I would like to give a good man hug to: demi
Most intense drama: Ichi's money
Most unexpected moment (s): The return of old MAF (and then the disappearance)
Poster I'd most likely vote for: Mupepe
Favorite new emote:  :tauntaun
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 09, 2009, 10:46:40 PM
biggest circlejerk:  take a guess
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2009, 10:47:07 PM
borecast?
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Eric P on February 09, 2009, 10:47:40 PM

Coolest poster : EricP/PD/Himu

because we're black?

i get it
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Eric P on February 09, 2009, 10:48:18 PM
we'll just swing along with our king kong dingalongs sayin "we real cool"
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 09, 2009, 10:49:12 PM
borecast?

those books you found in the basement are really working out for you, i understood that completely
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 09, 2009, 10:50:44 PM
biggest circlejerk:  take a guess

Either this thread or the Icon forum.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Eric P on February 09, 2009, 10:51:13 PM
borecast?

those books you found in the basement are really working out for you, i understood that completely

tragically he meant to write something else
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 09, 2009, 10:51:58 PM
:lol

Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2009, 10:56:43 PM
to be fair I had to look under your user name Eel 
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Eric P on February 09, 2009, 11:07:22 PM
to be fair I had to look under your user name Eel 

good thing i posted under him, hunh?
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2009, 11:08:40 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2009, 11:15:04 PM
I don't think anyone takes these seriously.  Unless you get called worse poster for no reason.  That hurt my feelings Cheat  :'(
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2009, 11:22:34 PM
This is true.  Ecro and Recursive may have talent.  But I have style. 
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: demi on February 09, 2009, 11:25:10 PM
:heart

(he really means it though)
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on February 09, 2009, 11:38:01 PM
Posts links to the worst shit imaginable - TVC and Greatness Gone (TIE)
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 09, 2009, 11:43:21 PM
I vote for Joe Molotov, Swaggaz and Bildi. Because no one notices them and I root for the underdog.


Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 09, 2009, 11:47:35 PM
Canuck twin: Malek
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: BlackMage on February 09, 2009, 11:56:32 PM
nobody voted for me for anything!!!!!  :'(
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on February 09, 2009, 11:58:55 PM
poster least likely to get an award next year: MAF
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Bildi on February 10, 2009, 12:09:16 AM
Sorry Spencer, you can't win that because I distinctly remember your sexual dysfunction.

:hump

Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 10, 2009, 12:14:06 AM
nobody voted for me for anything!!!!!  :'(

Sexiest, easily. 
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 10, 2009, 12:16:28 AM
nobody voted for me for anything!!!!!  :'(

Cutest Avatar: BlackMage

*Hugs!*
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Bildi on February 10, 2009, 12:31:03 AM
BlackMage, you are the biggest bitch around. :heartbeat

Sexiest, easily.

I think BlackMage could be your twin, so this comment doesn't entirely come as a surprise.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 10, 2009, 12:33:11 AM
Most likely to commit suicide: Blackmage
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 10, 2009, 12:37:24 AM
BlackMage, you are the biggest bitch around. :heartbeat

Sexiest, easily.

I think BlackMage could be your twin, so this comment doesn't entirely come as a surprise.
shhhh  ;)
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 10, 2009, 12:37:49 AM
I know people love the guy and this is heresy, but MAF is completely overrated. Not really funny and or observant. The board doesn't really miss him.


Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 10, 2009, 12:41:02 AM
he's actually very funny and observant, and you're a fat homo
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: muckhole on February 10, 2009, 12:42:52 AM
Thread of the Year: Green Shinobi

Single Post of the Year: Jinflash's "nude" pic (since removed)

Person whose posts are usually waayyyyy over my head: recursivelyenumerable

People I Would Like To See Post More: MAF, Patel, Borys (I miss him peeing on everything), Methodis (guitar stuff)

Men who make me question my sexuality by merely drawing breath:

Bildi, demi, BlackMage, Father Mike, Malek, Jinflash, jarosh, Cohen, Forgotten Ancient, mojovonio, GilloD, LordMaji, Eric P, mupepe, Tauntaun, Blue Tsunami's lips, and probably you if you post/posted a pic.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 10, 2009, 12:43:39 AM
he's actually very funny and observant, and you're a fat homo

Go through MAF's posting history and show me one time where he is funny. Just one time and I will admit I am a wilde, fat homo.


MAF posting history:

MSN link
I bought shit today
I bought shit today
MSN link
I bought shit today
emoticon post



Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 10, 2009, 12:45:02 AM
he's actually very funny and observant, and you're a fat homo

:lol

also i am creeped out by the thought of this board being a living organism, i keep picturing that fleshy amalgam at the end of john carpenter's the thing
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 10, 2009, 12:48:24 AM
BEST POSTER: Jinfash

BEST THREAD: Election 08 thread(s)

WORST POSTER??: Willco

BEST MODERATOR: Blue Tsunami

Most annoying poster: am nintenho
Funniest poster: Jinfash
Biggest liar : Cheebs
Biggest racist : Beardo
Biggest fanboy : Borys
Coolest poster : MAF
Hottest poster : Electriluv
Weirdest poster : Cheebs
Metrosexual : Cheebs
Whiniest poster : Cheebs
Most controversial poster : Greatness Gone
Most underrated poster: Eric P
Best username : Jinfash
Best game taste: Genghis Khan
Worst game taste: Himuro
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Greatness Gone on February 10, 2009, 12:48:43 AM
God, I'm fucking amazing. I'm like the Britney Spears of the internet. I'm going through some pretty turbulent times with my ex and my kids and shit, but next year I'll return to stardom as the super pop princess of whatever and the such.

I'm building my way up to becoming the Bridgette Bardot or maybe even (omg) the Paris Hilton of the interwebs.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: drew on February 10, 2009, 12:52:00 AM
The board doesn't really miss him.

newfag
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Rman on February 10, 2009, 12:53:38 AM
I like to focus on the positive so I'm omitting negative categories.  EB is all about love--the gay kind.

Main categories:

BEST POSTER: MAF.  I miss the dude

BEST THREAD: The political threads

BEST MODERATOR: Lyte

Sub Categories:

Funniest poster: Triump
Biggest fanboy :  Hard too say, not many defensive types here.
Coolest poster : Hyp,
Hottest poster : electriluv  
Metrosexual : ??? Don't really visit the pics threads
Most controversial poster: What controversy?
Most underrated poster: Swaggaz, great addition to the gaming side.
Best username : A Slime Appears
Best game taste: Enl/DCharlie/Tiesto--all lovers of retro

Cool cats that keep EB fun--The Seattle Shat Packers, Cohen, Father Mike, PD, Himuro, Cajole, Duckman, Nikki, Bildi, the Euro crew, Y2Kev, Forgotten Ancient, and Drewsy.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: drew on February 10, 2009, 12:53:53 AM
I vote for Joe Molotov...Because no one notices them and I root for the underdog.

again

newfag
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 10, 2009, 12:55:16 AM
2008 was the undeniable year of Jinfash. Dude made me laugh so many times  :lol
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Bildi on February 10, 2009, 12:57:52 AM
shhhh  ;)

If I were as pretty as you, I'd be all over me too.

Thread of the Year: Green Shinobi

Single Post of the Year: Jinflash's "nude" pic (since removed)

Person whose posts are usually waayyyyy over my head: recursivelyenumerable

People I Would Like To See Post More: MAF, Patel, Borys (I miss him peeing on everything), Methodis (guitar stuff)

Men who make me question my sexuality by merely drawing breath:

Bildi, demi, BlackMage, Father Mike, Malek, Jinflash, jarosh, Cohen, Forgotten Ancient, mojovonio, GilloD, LordMaji, Eric P, mupepe, Tauntaun, Blue Tsunami's lips, and probably you if you post/posted a pic.

Most likely to deliver huge quantities of Real Talk: :heartbeat muckhole :heartbeat

:bow
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: bork on February 10, 2009, 12:58:02 AM
I miss now-lurker Patel and MAF.   :'(
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: drew on February 10, 2009, 12:59:03 AM
what the fuck is their problem anyway?
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Rman on February 10, 2009, 01:00:24 AM
I miss now-lurker Patel and MAF.   :'(
Yeah.  Great posters.  Are those guys done with forums altogether?  
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Bildi on February 10, 2009, 01:00:58 AM
Boy did I fuck up that post. :teehee

Note to self: don't edit a post and create a new one at the same time.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 10, 2009, 01:04:48 AM
Most annoying poster: None, all you cats are cool 8)
Coolest poster : Jinfash/Prole and maybe PD
Best Moderator: Demi post-EB downtime
Best emoticon: :teehee
Hottest poster :N/A since I hardly visit pic threads
Weirdest poster: GG
Metrosexual: Father Mike
Most underrated poster: Malek/Bildi/Swaggaz
Best username : a slime appears
Best game taste: Himuro
Worst game taste: Himuro
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 10, 2009, 01:08:41 AM
i will cast exactly one vote

best taste in games: fragamemnon
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Mandark on February 10, 2009, 01:13:24 AM
Exchange of the year:

Quote from: Malek
I don't know, I rather like a man who's not afraid to drink and post.

edit: This is a man who has never read Strunk and White.

"Rather than answer his critics, Senator Obama will try to distract you from noticing that he never answers the serious and legitimate
questions he has been asked."

Senator Obama is attempting to distract you from his unwillingness to answer tough questions.

27 words down to 14!

Quote from: Sythesizer Patel
Senator Obama is attempting to distract you from his unwillingness to answer tough questions.
vvv
Senator Obama hopes you won't notice he's unwilling to answer tough questions.

12 words, your move

Quote from: Malek
Obama is black

Three words, your move

Quote from: Sythesizer Patel
NEGRO!

I win

Quote from: Malek
;) ;) *nudge *nudge

zero words, your move

Quote from: Sythesizer Patel
The Palin Gambit! Curses!

I want to win at any cost. But at this point, the only way to have fewer than zero words...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
...is to go completely negative.
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GAME. SET. MATCH.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 10, 2009, 01:16:01 AM
Neato.


BEST POSTER: Either Mandark or Eric P

BEST THREAD: Was that Benoit thread from 2008?  That shit was hysterical.  If not, probably all the election threads.

WORST POSTER??: Greatness Gone

BEST MODERATOR: I don't know who the mods are.  I'll just go ahead and say BlueTsunami.

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster: Beardo
Funniest poster: Genghis Cohen or Eric P
Biggest liar : PD probably
Biggest racist : Idk, is there really a racist here?
Biggest fanboy : Me, for my well known love for Nintendo products
Coolest poster : Eric P
Hottest poster : Hyoushi or however you spell it
Weirdest poster : Malek
Metrosexual : Idk.  Cheebs?  Idk.
Whiniest poster : Probably me, I take the Internet too seriously sometimes.
Most controversial poster : Probably FoC, cause he's a moron.
Most underrated poster: Genghis Cohen
Best username : Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich
Best game taste: Groo or Crushed
Worst game taste: demi

And Jinfash is pretty cool
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: demi on February 10, 2009, 01:18:36 AM
why the fuck would you pick crushed over me. fucking wiitards
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Greatness Gone on February 10, 2009, 01:18:48 AM
Best poster - BrandNew
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 10, 2009, 01:28:06 AM
why the fuck would you pick crushed over me. fucking wiitards

wiiiiiiii
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Bildi on February 10, 2009, 01:30:32 AM
Some of the newer people or people who signed up ages ago and started posting more recently:

Always willing to sacrifice himself as PS3 dartboard in order to add spice to the gaming side: Zero Hero
Most likely to make me pee myself with laughter through visual media: Arbys
Individual whose naked chest I see when I close my eyes: Jinfash
Person who I want to see posting more because he's awesome: swaggaz
Person who uses his immense power only for good things like inciting unquenchable animal lust: muckhole

Also:

Most lovely posters when I first signed up to eb: mupepe and FM :heartbeat
Where the fuck are you bitch?: powerslave
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Bildi on February 10, 2009, 01:54:53 AM
:lol  Oh my.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: The Sceneman on February 10, 2009, 02:10:12 AM
Im not doing as well as I was last year haha. ONly one mention so far. Oh well it was a positive one.

my list

BEST POSTER(s): Cohen and demi

BEST THREAD: the Green Shinobi one

WORST POSTER??: fistfulofmetal - cant play games, has no taste, should be banned due to not liking dead rising

BEST MODERATOR: demi

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster: methodis
Funniest poster(s): Cohen and demi (again) J Molotov is pretty crack up too
Biggest liar : I havent been lied to yet
Biggest fanboy : stupid ass duckman
Coolest posters : cant name just one! Bildi, Tiesto, drewsy, groo, dcharlie, hyp (where u at?), swaggaz, demi, cohen, MAF, muckhole. Most peeps here are cool (sorry if I missed your name)
Hottest poster : the female ones, duh
Weirdest poster : dunno
Whiniest poster : formerly Himuro
Most controversial poster : Green Shinobi I guess
Most underrated poster: enl, hyperzonewasawesome
Best username : dunno again, me
Best game taste: tiesto, swaggaz (although he plays EVERYTHING so has all bases covered)
Worst game taste:duckkkman
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 10, 2009, 02:24:53 AM
Special awards

Favorite poster(s) to talk about music with: Hyp, Eric P, TVC
Favorite poster(s) to talk politics with: Mandark, Triumph, FoC
Needs to post more: LordMaji
Needs to post less: Duckman
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 10, 2009, 03:08:24 AM

BEST POSTER: Drinky

Hottest poster: elektrikluv

Whiniest poster: ME

edit: WTF at people calling me weird.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Bildi on February 10, 2009, 05:03:33 AM
Im not doing as well as I was last year haha. ONly one mention so far. Oh well it was a positive one.

That's because there's no Best Mate category, in which Scenester, littlemaths and pilonv1 are my top 3. :heart

:bow filthy British colonies :bow2
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: WrikaWrek on February 10, 2009, 05:07:03 AM
yay i got a mention.

Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: pilonv1 on February 10, 2009, 05:18:27 AM
me too, FINALLY. thanks bildi :-*
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Tristam on February 10, 2009, 06:02:51 AM
BEST POSTER: drohne/Malek/Prole three-way
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:hump
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BEST THREAD: Dear California
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Reb on February 10, 2009, 06:06:08 AM
Rman mentioned "the Euro crew", I'm taking that one as an award for me.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 10, 2009, 06:25:29 AM
BEST POSTER: drohne/Malek/Prole three-way
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:hump
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 :heartbeat

I :heart ed all of you Euro bore posters in my original list (which sounded gay even by bore's standards).

You guys are the only people who keep this board alive and fun during the day (ME time).

Some of us NA insomniacs would post at night, but we'd rather stare at the ceiling while recalling how much our lives have sucked. Or that just might be me.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: demi on February 10, 2009, 06:48:24 AM
Best poster to buy Tokyo Radiohead tickets for you - Groo
Best posters to drink with at 8-bit cafe in Shinjuku - Groo, cormacaroni, dcharlie
Worst taste in everything - Methodis
Best taste in books and movies - Synthesizer Patel
Most annoying poster - Mandark
"Why the fuck does this guy know every single member of the U.S. House of Representatives?" award - Mandark
Biggest wanker - demi
Honorary Southerner - BrandNew
Named after a terrible band award - BrandNew
Funniest poster - Jinfash
Needs a cloned body Palpatine-style award - TVC



Wow look at this sore loser. Just because I completely shamed you off the face of a fucking milk carton doesn't mean you have to take it out on me in the form of a fucking GQ quiz. Stand up like a man you fucking mug.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 10, 2009, 08:11:40 AM
BEST POSTER: Muckhole

BEST THREAD: Rimming the Corn thread with Jarosh photoshop

WORST POSTER??: Greatness Gone/Borys

BEST MODERATOR: Blue Tsunami

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster:
Funniest poster: Muckhole
Biggest liar : PhoenixDark
Biggest racist : Beardo
Biggest fanboy : Duckman
Coolest poster : Professor Prole
Hottest poster : BrandNew
Weirdest poster : GreatnessGone
Metrosexual : Cheebs
Whiniest poster : Malek
Most controversial poster : Demi
Most underrated poster: Eric P or Cormacaroni
Best username : MyNameIsMud
Best game taste: Demi :bow2
Worst game taste: EmCeeGrammar/Borys
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Ganhyun on February 10, 2009, 08:23:16 AM
I gotta say Eric P is pretty cool.

But Groo tops my list of cool peeps at EB.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: patrickula on February 10, 2009, 09:30:32 AM
BEST POSTER: Groo, Draft :gun
BEST THREAD: tie between dress stomp and Korean abortion
WORST POSTER??: Willco
BEST MODERATOR: demi

Most annoying poster: MyNameIsMud, FoC
Funniest poster: jarosh
Biggest liar : PD
Biggest racist : borys  ???
Biggest fanboy : emceegrammar, dcharlie  :-*
Coolest poster : Hyoushi, Eric P
Hottest poster : cloud/jarosh combo
Weirdest poster : TVC, himumu, edited addition: RecursivelyNumerable
Metrosexual : BrandNew
Whiniest poster : MyNameIsMud
Most controversial poster : duckman
Most underrated poster: muckhole, RoboJ
Best username : A Slime Appears
Best game taste: Eel O'Brian, dcharlie
Worst game taste: demi

Best poster who doesn't post anymore: SynthesizerPatel
Worst poster who doesn't post anymore: JustinP
Most noticeably absent poster: MAF
Best Republican/conservative/libertarian: ToxicAdam
Worst Republican/conservative/libertarian: beardo
Most likely to go to jail for his posts: Jinfash
Most generous poster: Eric P
Favorite unpopular poster: Borys
Knower of cookware: Cohen

Apologies to those I missed  :-*
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 10, 2009, 10:12:15 AM
Most Notably Missed: Nadal  :P
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Eric P on February 10, 2009, 10:16:28 AM
BEST POSTER(s): pretty much everyone.

BEST THREAD: the election ones.  anything having to do with palin

WORST POSTER??: it's not respectful to speak about the banned

BEST MODERATOR: willco

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster: methodis, methodis, methodis, methodis
Funniest poster(s): varies.  all funny posters are funny in the same way, yet unfunny posters are unfunny in thier own ways.
Biggest liar : PD.
Biggest fanboy : no idea.  i own a PC so I don't really set foot in the console threads

Coolest posters : far to many cool posters to name

Hottest poster : i'm not so shallow.  ok, i am but allow me to cling to my fantasies of who i am
Weirdest poster : recursive
Whiniest poster : we've not got all day.  
Most controversial poster : i'm trying to think of posters which have a strong enough presence to inspire both hatred and appreciation, but i can't.  either you're not appreciated enough or you're not hated enough.

Most underrated poster: leaving this blank for now.  there are a lot of them.
Best username : patrickula.  i'm a sucker for stoker though.
Best game taste: i'm willing to give darn near anything prole, ghengis or frag suggest a shot, so i guess, them.
Worst game taste:no idea
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: tiesto on February 10, 2009, 10:24:23 AM
Wasn't MAF supposed to come back after the new year?
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Eric P on February 10, 2009, 10:55:02 AM

Most generous poster: Eric P

this is hilarious to me because i have a stack of things i've been meaning to mail out to EBers for the past several months.

:\
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Brehvolution on February 10, 2009, 11:13:04 AM
BEST POSTER: The Icons and for good reason

BEST THREAD: Outside link thread. I laugh my ass off to almost throwing up with the flick of the mouse wheel.

WORST POSTER??: Greatness Gone only because you post the worst shit I've ever seen. :yuck

BEST MODERATOR: Blue Tsunami

Sub Categories:

Most annoying poster:
Funniest poster: Jinfash
Biggest liar : dunno
Biggest racist :  ???
Biggest fanboy : XFE
Coolest poster : Professor Prole, Gengis Cohen, TA, Bildi, Muckhole, Malek, FM, many more
Hottest poster : All the EB chicks are pretty hot IMO.  :-*
Weirdest poster : FoC
Metrosexual :  ???
Whiniest poster : Me
Most controversial poster : Greatness Gone
Most underrated poster: Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich
Best username : A Slime Appears
Best game taste: Your own
Worst game taste:Your own

Best cooks: OnkelC. Genghis Cohen
Coolest Tea Drawer: Jarosh/Cloud
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 10, 2009, 12:43:38 PM
aww man, i forgot about Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich. I would have been alright putting him in a number of categories, he needs more luv
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: drew on February 10, 2009, 12:47:43 PM
Most Notably Missed: Nadal  :P

 :*
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: muckhole on February 10, 2009, 12:56:13 PM
aww man, i forgot about Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich. I would have been alright putting him in a number of categories, he needs more luv

Absolutely. I felt like a shit when I realized I left him out unintentionally. Funny, funny dude.

Also Ketastrophe:  :-*

Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 10, 2009, 12:56:46 PM
aww man, i forgot about Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich. I would have been alright putting him in a number of categories, he needs more luv

awww thanks, luv you too homes no homo :pimp

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Absolutely. I felt like a shit when I realized I left him out unintentionally. Funny, funny dude.

You get love too mang :-*
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Rman on February 10, 2009, 01:00:54 PM
I'll give props to Kosma as well.  I loved his getting laid around the world threads.  Pure gold.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 10, 2009, 01:05:26 PM
anybody remember the name of the dude who made the video in which he "skewers" souldja boy, started a thread about here and on gaf, and then was basically too embarassed to post thereafter? :rofl

that was fucking great, i don't remember his name. he used to post links to his podcast and people called him a shill lol
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Rman on February 10, 2009, 01:08:18 PM
anybody remember the name of the dude who made the video in which he "skewers" souldja boy, started a thread about here and on gaf, and then was basically too embarassed to post thereafter? :rofl

that was fucking great, i don't remember his name. he used to post links to his podcast and people called him a shill lol
Illunino I think.  He had the Anne Hathaway avatar.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on February 10, 2009, 01:17:54 PM
I remember that. :lol Here's the thread in question:

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=25997.0
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 10, 2009, 01:19:40 PM
Good jon, rman

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=25997.msg678445#msg678445 (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=25997.msg678445#msg678445)

Worst video ever created: UnoIllNino

At least your thread was lulzy

Here is his GAF thread in which he was annihilated
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=340177 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=340177)
:rofl

I was wrong though, apparently he still posts over there.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Oblivion on February 10, 2009, 01:54:35 PM
Damn, not even a single mention. Not that it's surprising at all if you think about it, but still. Not even for worst fanboy even!  :'(
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 10, 2009, 01:57:28 PM
I was wrong though, apparently he still posts over there.

EvilBore is the wild and untamed wilderness where only the strong survive through Darwinistic natural selection. GAF is the welfare state where filthy poors get government monies for being lazy.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 10, 2009, 04:07:16 PM
I was wrong though, apparently he still posts over there.

EvilBore is the wild and untamed wilderness where only the strong survive through Darwinistic natural selection. GAF is the welfare state where filthy poors get government monies for being lazy.
I couldn't have said it better.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 10, 2009, 04:12:02 PM
I was denied the sweat of my own brow over at GAF.  Only at EB am I able to control my own destiny.

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Oh god someone shoot me
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Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Eric P on February 10, 2009, 04:14:46 PM
I was denied the sweat of my own brow over at GAF.  Only at EB am I able to control my own destiny.

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Oh god someone shoot me
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is a poster not due the reward of the sweat of his lulz?  NO! says the admin
NO! says the mod
NO! says website sponsor

so I created something new.  RAPTBORE
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Bildi on February 10, 2009, 04:59:55 PM
Leper Card Cheat and Eric P.

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:lol That was so lame I admit I lulzed
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Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 10, 2009, 05:07:21 PM
RAPTBORE

fuck, that's shit's hot

RAPTBORE

god, I'm hard
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Eric P on February 10, 2009, 05:09:05 PM
shit ruled, yo

i am trying to teach my girlfriend's roommate's dog about objectivism and will buy any $1 or less Ayn Rand book and sneak it into her puppy bed.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 10, 2009, 05:17:07 PM
shit ruled, yo

i am trying to teach my girlfriend's roommate's dog about objectivism and will buy any $1 or less Ayn Rand book and sneak it into her puppy bed.

Dogs are too friendly and social. You'd have better luck with a cat or maybe a black widow.
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 10, 2009, 05:18:29 PM
or a FoC
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Eric P on February 10, 2009, 05:19:53 PM
shit ruled, yo

i am trying to teach my girlfriend's roommate's dog about objectivism and will buy any $1 or less Ayn Rand book and sneak it into her puppy bed.

Dogs are too friendly and social. You'd have better luck with a cat or maybe a black widow.
the friend is a collectivist anarchist so she gets rather annoyed when i tell her dog things like "free markets lead to free puppies" and "the invisible hand of the market scratches the ears of commerce"

Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 10, 2009, 05:31:42 PM
Anarchist?  :lol
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Eric P on February 10, 2009, 05:32:46 PM
well, socialist democrat anarchist collectivist
Title: Re: Official (belated) Evilbore end of the year (2008) awards
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 10, 2009, 05:33:29 PM
I vote for Joe Molotov

 :hyper

Quote
Because no one notices them


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Quote
and I root for the underdog.

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