THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on February 10, 2009, 09:35:25 PM

Title: Won't someone please think of the children?
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 10, 2009, 09:35:25 PM
What these kids (yes, they are kids from the voice messages I've received) don't understand that I could easily be a PEDO, just lurking and waiting for them to come to me. While the thought sounds nice, I've managed to resist temptation for only so long. The next message I receive will probably be their last. People were concerned about the DS being a pedo magnet, but I think the real danger is in kids video games and Xbox Live.

Come to me, children, for I am waiting.

(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/aa/ba/b888810ae7a088d16f2ba110.L.jpg)

Can you find the elephant's trunk?  :-\
Title: Re: Won't someone please think of the children?
Post by: demi on February 10, 2009, 09:36:57 PM
Fun Fact: I still get voice messages and friend requests from that game
Title: Re: Won't someone please think of the children?
Post by: Diunx on February 10, 2009, 09:37:05 PM
WTF! demi? you are sicker than I assumed.
Title: Re: Won't someone please think of the children?
Post by: demi on February 10, 2009, 09:37:29 PM
Hey fuck you asshole.
Title: Re: Won't someone please think of the children?
Post by: Diunx on February 10, 2009, 09:38:53 PM
does masturbation counts as fuck me?
Title: Re: Won't someone please think of the children?
Post by: demi on February 10, 2009, 09:39:42 PM
I guess
Title: Re: Won't someone please think of the children?
Post by: Diunx on February 10, 2009, 09:40:40 PM
Then I will gladly go fuck myself right now.
Title: Re: Won't someone please think of the children?
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 10, 2009, 09:42:00 PM
I work at a library, and I actually found that book today while I was going through the shelves. I hid it to make sure no kids accidentally checks it out.
Title: Re: Won't someone please think of the children?
Post by: Bildi on February 10, 2009, 09:44:35 PM
Hid it in your pants?
Title: Re: Won't someone please think of the children?
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 10, 2009, 09:45:34 PM
Maybe. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/MastahCrushed/Emote/emot-smug.gif)
Title: Re: Won't someone please think of the children?
Post by: Barry Egan on February 10, 2009, 10:06:21 PM
(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/aa/ba/b888810ae7a088d16f2ba110.L.jpg)

I found the elephant in like 3 seconds.  Shitty book.