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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2009, 06:12:36 PM

Title: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2009, 06:12:36 PM: http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808404206/trailer

wtf is this? An 8 man crew of badasses...with not ONE badass actor? BJ Novak? Eli Roth? Brad Pitt the African baby saver? wtf is this

what is this, 15 years in the making? looks worse than Chinese Democracy
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 11, 2009, 06:17:45 PM: eli roth lol

office temp lol

angelina jolie's brood stallion lol
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: EvilBoris on February 11, 2009, 06:18:51 PM: mike myers?

did I just see that freaks and geeks kid :lol
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2009, 06:21:27 PM: Initially, like 15+ years ago, he wanted Willis, Stallone, and maybe Arnold

instead we get the dude from the Office, Eli Roth, and Mike Myers. There aren't SMHs big enough for this
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Eric P on February 11, 2009, 06:21:36 PM: fuck ya'll i'm sold
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: drozmight on February 11, 2009, 06:22:32 PM: violence for the sake of violence... meh.

That guy running with the huge machine gun looked funny though.
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 11, 2009, 06:23:44 PM: I'd still take an aging Willis, a flabby Arnold, and a roided up Stallone.
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: bud on February 11, 2009, 06:27:06 PM: i guess i'm one of the few who dig pitt in that footage, but the trailer itself is pretty bad--the tone, the music... it sort of looks pretty cheap.

and i didn't know b.j. novak was gonna be in it. i'm so not buying that smh
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Himu on February 11, 2009, 06:29:22 PM: I'll judge it when I see it. I like all Tarantino movies.
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Mupepe on February 11, 2009, 06:59:38 PM: I have faith in Tarantino. I bet it will be awesome
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: WrikaWrek on February 11, 2009, 07:40:13 PM: Looks horrible.
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: patrickula on February 11, 2009, 07:41:06 PM: Sounds gross (in a bad way) from the trailer, and knowing Tarantino, it will be :-\
Distasteful.

I didn't even see anything particularly cool looking either.
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Robo on February 11, 2009, 07:42:43 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2009, 06:21:27 PM
Initially, like 15+ years ago, he wanted Willis, Stallone, and maybe Arnold

instead we get the dude from the Office, Eli Roth, and Mike Myers. There aren't SMHs big enough for this

Tarantino is pretty good with clever "miscasting" -- I wouldn't write it off just for the folks involved. Can't do much for defending Pitt's speech in this trailer, though.
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Greatness Gone on February 11, 2009, 07:46:09 PM: His movies aren't very good at being trailer-ized. It'll be good. It's not like he's done anything really bad yet.
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: WrikaWrek on February 11, 2009, 07:47:35 PM: Kill Bill 1 sucked.

Death Race, the full version, was fun, but not great.
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 11, 2009, 07:48:56 PM: I liked Vol 1 more than 2.
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Rman on February 11, 2009, 07:50:03 PM: I'm so hyped for this.
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 11, 2009, 07:52:17 PM: A platoon devoted to disemboweling Nazis as a scare tactic. How can you not be hyped for this? :hyper
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: WrikaWrek on February 11, 2009, 07:53:30 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 11, 2009, 07:48:56 PM
I liked Vol 1 more than 2.

I love Vol 2.
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 11, 2009, 07:54:22 PM: I don't. (http://i43.tinypic.com/30kq1yx.gif)
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: WrikaWrek on February 11, 2009, 07:56:20 PM: Story, Dialogue, action choreo. All superior in Vol 2.

Vol 1 is like watching a 2 bit ninja beat em up, with blood being used as the new lens flare.
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Greatness Gone on February 11, 2009, 07:58:50 PM: I don't think any of his movies are actually bad. The closest I've come for disliking one of his films would probably be, like, the stuff with the over the top ghetto shit that black chick spits out until the part where she's fucking up Stuntman Mike in Death Proof.

Also, Kill Bill Vol. 2 > 1
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: cool breeze on February 11, 2009, 08:13:59 PM: that looks awful

at least he managed to stop Brad Pitt from acting like Brad Pitt for once by telling him to not act at all
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Mupepe on February 11, 2009, 08:30:19 PM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on February 11, 2009, 08:28:46 PM
He hasn't done a really good movie since Pulp Fiction.
:-\

Quote from: WrikaWrek on February 11, 2009, 07:56:20 PM
Story, Dialogue, action choreo. All superior in Vol 2.

Vol 1 is like watching a 2 bit ninja beat em up, with blood being used as the new lens flare.
:bow :bow :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Cheebs on February 11, 2009, 08:37:16 PM: Can't wait, Tarantino has yet to disappoint me. Death Proof was amazing and that got a lot of hate so fuck the haters of Basterds.

And yes Mike Myers is in it, the role was written for Simon Pegg but he dropped out cause he had to do another movie.
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Diunx on February 11, 2009, 09:26:04 PM: Looks awesome.

:bow Bear Jew :bow2
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2009, 01:16:50 AM: EXCLUSIVE SET PIC OF ELI ROTH

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/MastahCrushed/Emote/emot-smug.gif)
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Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: ch1nchilla on February 12, 2009, 01:49:13 AM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on February 11, 2009, 06:59:38 PM
I have faith in Tarantino. I bet it will be awesome

.
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: MMaRsu on February 12, 2009, 08:48:12 AM: meh

Tarantino is certainly overrated. I'd probably rather watch the original instead of this shit. Look at those fucking pussy's in that 'death squad' of his.

What I really can't wait for is..

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/) FUCK YEAH
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Tauntaun on February 12, 2009, 09:09:29 AM: Will probably go see it. I mean, they're killing Nazis. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/MastahCrushed/Emote/emot-smugrand.gif)
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 12, 2009, 09:14:28 AM: *Nezi's
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Solo on February 12, 2009, 01:15:50 PM: Looks fucking AWFUL. And this is coming from someone who actually loved Death Proof.
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Reb on February 12, 2009, 01:19:43 PM: Quote from: Solo on February 12, 2009, 01:15:50 PM
Looks fucking AWFUL. And this is coming from someone who actually loved Death Proof.

Death Proof was awesome, I still listen to the soundtrack sometimes.
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: tehjaybo on February 12, 2009, 01:28:15 PM: So, this is a comedy, right?
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: ch1nchilla on February 12, 2009, 06:07:21 PM: Quote from: tehjaybo on February 12, 2009, 01:28:15 PM
So, this is a comedy, right?
I think so. Super-violent action comedy?
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Diunx on February 12, 2009, 06:15:23 PM: Has tarantino ever done a 100% serious movie?
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 12, 2009, 06:29:42 PM: Looks like shit to me.

Nevertheless, it will probably sell like gangbusters in the box office.
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: Eric P on February 12, 2009, 06:32:25 PM: i dunno. i don't think any of his recent films have been "hits" per se, have they?
Title: Re: Inglorius Basterds teaser trailer (SMH)
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2009, 06:38:08 PM: Tarantino doesn't do good trailers. This isn't news. I'll keep the faith, although I find some of the casting questionable, even for tarantino.