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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2009, 03:31:29 PM

Title: Still need voicemails!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2009, 03:31:29 PM
I've been cooking up a film-related podcast for awhile - well before Prole and Eel rolled out our much beloved Borecast.  I'd even like to have Prole on at some point to harshly criticize my pop film geek sensibilities and angrily raise his fists back and forth at modern cinema.  I've also contacted a few of our members in assisting with the blogcast or doing guest spots, which I hope they will as we progress.

The showrunners are myself, my buddy Mike (NYFA film grad based out of Los Angeles who does sound work) and our very own, Eric P.  After tinkering with our sound gear and a few unintentionally hysterical test runs (I will detail this later), we will begin recording the "pilot" for the show this weekend to see if we our goals are too ambitious or if we can pull off this slight sound engineering feat.

Be forewarned, I'm not aiming to entertain all the folks here (totally different demographic and material that some of you are not interested in here) and none of us our proper radio folks.  I've got a face for radio and a voice for message boards; as Eric P said, "A man only Helen Keller could love." Prepare to be underwhelmed!

That said, if you guys wanted to help out, you could call the studio phone at 818-528-5009 and leave us a voicemail for our inaugural podcast.  Keep in mind, we're film related and we'll be doing a Friday the 13th centric podcast (and probably talking about Bale, film novelizations, etc.), so anything in the realm of those two would be most beneficial for use.  We'll be playing the best at the end of the show.

I'm also available on Skype (user name will.federman) if you guys want to leave one that way or just shoot the shit as I work on some show stuff on my end.
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast!
Post by: Eric P on February 12, 2009, 03:32:55 PM
Quote
I've got a face for radio and a voice for message boards; as Eric P said, "A man only Helen Keller could love." Prepare to be underwhelmed!

don't sell yourself too short

guys, prepare to be whelmed.

Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: Tauntaun on February 12, 2009, 03:39:16 PM
Imma holler at you. :tauntaun
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 12, 2009, 03:53:31 PM
awesome, will leave some F13 remarks, good luck

editing sucks, btw
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 12, 2009, 03:53:55 PM
i will call in
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2009, 03:57:17 PM
awesome, will leave some F13 remarks, good luck

editing sucks, btw

I'm leaving this to my pal, Mike - since he has all high end sound gear and editing equipment with him in Los Angeles.  The only thing is that he's working tirelessly doing sound on a shoot and he'll get one day off before he has to start editing the show together. :lol

I was trying to do elaborate bumpers, but we kind of killed that idea after a day.  Just editing that on my end was not fun.  We're going to stick to a new concept for segment breaks that I think a few of you will find neat.
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2009, 04:02:10 PM
To be fair, I was totally oblivious to Prole and Eel's show.  I kind of sat on the project because I wanted to buy some nice sound gear, software, etc.  Once I got that together and Eric P, Mike and myself began to loosely assemble the show format - Prole and Eel beat us to the punch! :P
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 12, 2009, 04:03:50 PM
I'll call, but I'm a little confused.  Do you want us to ask you questions or just make some general comments?
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2009, 04:05:23 PM
Just leave comments.  You can always submit questions and requests - who knows, we might have a place for them on the actual show.  This is just a general all-purpose voicemail to let you anyone call in and blab away.  Rant about some movie you saw.  Tell me my opinion on Transformers sucks.  Ask us why we have too much spare time.  Tell it like how it is!

pass :smug

Too good for me, huh?
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 12, 2009, 04:07:19 PM
prole and i just got tired of the eb podcast subject coming up all the time, and the aborted 2007 thing we tried to do over ventrilo had always left a bad taste in my mouth - i hate giving up on stuff

i am looking forward to listening to your podcast - do you guys have a name for it yet?

Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2009, 04:08:14 PM
We did, but Eric P and I are no longer fond of it (I don't think he ever was).  We're batting around suggestions.  I gather we'll finalize the name once we do album artwork.
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: Eric P on February 12, 2009, 04:08:56 PM
prole and i just got tired of the eb podcast subject coming up all the time, and the aborted 2007 thing we tried to do over ventrilo had always left a bad taste in my mouth - i hate giving up on stuff

i am looking forward to listening to your podcast - do you guys have a name for it yet?



The Coattails Commuters!
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 12, 2009, 04:09:31 PM
I can confirm that Willco was planning this before the Borecast. :smug
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 12, 2009, 04:11:00 PM
Let me know when you get to my genre specialty- I'm eagerly awaiting flexing my porn knowledge.
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2009, 04:12:28 PM
Top 5 Show Suggestions:

1. Yet Another Internet Podcast
2. B Minus: The Podcast
3. Harry Knowles' Spectacular Spectacular Deep Fried, Colon Cleansing Podcast
4. Cinemapthy (lol this was an actual submission)
5. Bruce Campbell's Anus
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 12, 2009, 04:13:26 PM
You should call it the Andy Milonakis Podcast.
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: Ganhyun on February 12, 2009, 04:13:32 PM
Hmmm....


I don't think I need to call. Most people don't like my Southern Accent.
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: muckhole on February 12, 2009, 04:13:42 PM
The Borecast Morecast?

Willco is a Drunken Whorecast?
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: Eric P on February 12, 2009, 04:13:50 PM
"the podcast that shouted 'i' to the heart of the world"
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 12, 2009, 04:15:18 PM
Hmmm....


I don't think I need to call. Most people don't like my Southern Accent.

it can't be worse than the "Lyle, the Effeminate Heterosexual" accent i had on our first show

do not let your chicken-fried roots shame you
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2009, 04:15:49 PM
You should call it the Andy Milonakis Podcast.

You realize how much I had to pay in licensing rights to even use my voice due to likeness?
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: demi on February 12, 2009, 04:16:21 PM
I will call. Expect me.
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: Ganhyun on February 12, 2009, 04:19:13 PM
Hmmm....


I don't think I need to call. Most people don't like my Southern Accent.

it can't be worse than the "Lyle, the Effeminate Heterosexual" accent i had on our first show

do not let your chicken-fried roots shame you

Oh, they don't shame me. I've just learned from XBox Live to not say anything unless I'm in party chat with friends. Got tired of the whole:

Me: good game

Random: STFU noob! Fucking hillbilly (insertfarm animal) fucking redneck. Or such.

But eh, I may call in and give some thoughts on some movies for the cast. I'd calling to the Borecast too, but I doubt I'd be useful.
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2009, 04:20:29 PM
Don't worry about what you sound like, it can't be any worse than me.  I make Eel's southern drawl sound like a romantic art in comparison to my own voice.  If all else fails, call in and tell everyone your name is Miles Trahan.
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: Tauntaun on February 12, 2009, 04:20:37 PM
Jewcast 

or

Acts of Willco
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 12, 2009, 04:21:39 PM
no one calls us, we're low-budget and don't have a number

you have to install a bunch of shit on your computer to call us
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: Ganhyun on February 12, 2009, 04:23:17 PM
Don't worry about what you sound like, it can't be any worse than me.  I make Eel's southern drawl sound like a romantic art in comparison to my own voice.  If all else fails, call in and tell everyone your name is Miles Trahan.

lol.

Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: Robo on February 12, 2009, 04:32:33 PM
"Demi's Heavies" or "You're Not A Part Of Our Intended Demographic :smug"
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: Reb on February 12, 2009, 04:34:26 PM
Smugcast  :smug
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 12, 2009, 04:35:05 PM
Faux Internet Elitists
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: Reb on February 12, 2009, 04:42:37 PM
Holocast
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Post by: drew on February 12, 2009, 04:43:59 PM
muhuhahahahahahahaaa
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: border on February 12, 2009, 06:38:30 PM
How long do we have to make a submission?

Can you give out an e-mail for those of us who want to submit quality audio samples?
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: Brehvolution on February 12, 2009, 07:15:08 PM
Holocast

 :lol
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2009, 08:16:40 PM
How long do we have to make a submission?

Can you give out an e-mail for those of us who want to submit quality audio samples?

The studio phone number is permanent and in working order 24/7.  You'll be able to call whenever you want.

You can e-mail me at wfederman@gmail.com - I'll have the official site e-mail up shortly.
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: ch1nchilla on February 12, 2009, 08:54:26 PM
I'll be the guy that calls in and says "GANGSTA GRILLZ YA FUCKIN' BITCHES"

spoiler (click to show/hide)
not joking
[close]
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2009, 09:31:53 PM
I will be waiting!
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: CurseoftheGods on February 12, 2009, 09:39:45 PM
Holocast

:lol
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 13, 2009, 10:10:43 AM
Somebody drunk dialed me or something. :lol
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 13, 2009, 10:13:10 AM
T234
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: tehjaybo on February 13, 2009, 10:17:15 AM
I will be calling sometime, I just have to figure out what the hell I'd be saying.
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: Bloodwake on February 13, 2009, 10:24:17 AM
I'll be calling sometime today as well.
Title: Re: Call and leave a voicemail for MY podcast! Sexy voices only!
Post by: Ganhyun on February 13, 2009, 10:34:40 AM
I'm trying to figure out what to say when I do call.
Title: Re: Still need voicemails!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 16, 2009, 03:46:27 PM
Hey guys.

We spent almost two hours recording material that probably won't air, although I will say after we got over a rough, awkward start - we had fun.  Eric P is pretty awesome, and makes the show.  It gave us a good blueprint.

That said, somebody didn't save their audio properly, so a good portion of the show is in the netherworld of cyberspace.

We're aiming to post the first episode sometime late next week.

'Till then, we do need your voicemails!
Title: Re: Still need voicemails!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 16, 2009, 03:48:52 PM
Also, we made Prole an enemy of the show - along with McG, Brett Ratner and James Cameron!
Title: Re: Still need voicemails!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 16, 2009, 03:50:39 PM
what'd i do!
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Post by: demi on February 16, 2009, 03:51:49 PM
Willco... after talking to Eric P... would you let him corn you yes or no
Title: Re: Still need voicemails!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 16, 2009, 03:55:35 PM
what'd i do!

We talked about how Eric had the idea of reading excerpts of stuff before you did, and as so, we would make you AN ENEMY OF THE SHOW.  But then we also said we loved you.  We found some great novelizations for the show - including an audiobook of TimeCop! :lol

Quote from: demi
Willco... after talking to Eric P... would you let him corn you yes or no

Totally.  He's super knowledgeable and doesn't sound like a sixteen-year-old chode (unlike me).

We made a lot of mistakes, but we'll learn from them.  We did have a tendency to say a lot of funny comments while we were not recording and we need to save some of that for the show.  We got some technical kinks worked out too.
Title: Re: Still need voicemails!
Post by: tehjaybo on February 16, 2009, 04:06:43 PM
I keep forgetting.  Soon though.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 16, 2009, 04:14:06 PM
i'll give you a buzz tonight!
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Post by: Greatness Gone on February 16, 2009, 04:15:26 PM
Me too. Maybe.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 16, 2009, 04:15:49 PM
And to believe, we thought making and editing a podcast was easy, Eel! :-\
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 16, 2009, 04:24:07 PM
:bow eel :bow2
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 16, 2009, 04:26:34 PM
it gets faster and easier, i have almost cut my editing time in half

you will start to recognize the wav form of "uuuhhhhhh..." in a very short amount of time
Title: Re: Still need voicemails!
Post by: Eric P on February 16, 2009, 06:35:38 PM
Eric P is pretty awesome, and makes the show.


lies

damnable lies
Title: Re: Still need voicemails!
Post by: demi on February 16, 2009, 06:40:20 PM
Eric did you just pity bump your own thread
Title: Re: Still need voicemails!
Post by: Eric P on February 16, 2009, 06:41:34 PM
Eric did you just pity bump your own thread

not really

i'm just trying to lower expectation
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Post by: ch1nchilla on February 16, 2009, 07:01:09 PM
So I can still call in and yell "GANGSTA GRILLZ YA FUCKIN' BITCHES" ?
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Post by: tehjaybo on February 16, 2009, 07:21:24 PM
Finally got my call in.  Pretty solid, I believe.  I discussed what I thought the real issues were.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 16, 2009, 08:16:16 PM
Just got it and now I'm imagining you saying it to this:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v106/Birkoff/crotchshot.gif)

... Eric P doubting his awesomeness is just a ruse!
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Post by: tehjaybo on February 16, 2009, 08:33:00 PM
Just got it and now I'm imagining you saying it to this:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v106/Birkoff/crotchshot.gif)

... Eric P doubting his awesomeness is just a ruse!

More or less what I was doing.   :-*
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Post by: T234 on February 16, 2009, 09:08:40 PM
I just left one. It's VEEEERY distinct.
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Post by: drew on February 16, 2009, 09:15:42 PM
ill be the one leaving fart noises
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 17, 2009, 08:32:03 AM
I have a question - I was going to leave a voicemail last night, but I don't know if my comment/question would work better as a text submission.  Are you guys going to follow up each voicemail with a response, or are you just going to play them all straight through?  I'm asking because my submission might spark an interesting discussion segment between you guys.
Title: Re: Still need voicemails!
Post by: Eric P on February 17, 2009, 08:53:56 AM
I have a question - I was going to leave a voicemail last night, but I don't know if my comment/question would work better as a text submission.  Are you guys going to follow up each voicemail with a response, or are you just going to play them all straight through?  I'm asking because my submission might spark an interesting discussion segment between you guys.

and here we have a question from mr o'brian.  mr o'brian asks "why don't you go fuck yourselves?"  Very good question
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Post by: drew on February 17, 2009, 03:12:37 PM
i hope you enjoyed my submission(s)
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Post by: Eric P on February 17, 2009, 03:14:06 PM

10:47 PM Will: Oooh new voicemails
10:48 PM One is like a minute of farting
  Straight farting
  For a minute
 me: to be expected
 Will: Haha, the second voicemail is a continuating of farting
  To music
  omg
10:49 PM me: lol
10:50 PM Will: It's almost two minutes, total, of farting
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Post by: Reb on February 17, 2009, 03:15:54 PM
Auntie Nora?
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Post by: Barry Egan on February 17, 2009, 03:30:35 PM
i hope you enjoyed my submission(s)

:rofl
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 17, 2009, 06:43:00 PM
so should i call, or would you rather an email?
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Post by: drew on February 17, 2009, 08:03:57 PM
 8)
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 17, 2009, 08:22:11 PM
I left you a new show opener as a message.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 17, 2009, 08:27:55 PM
Was that your mad rapping skills? :lol
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 17, 2009, 08:28:18 PM
so should i call, or would you rather an email?

Either or.  If it's a suggestion for the show - send it and we might use it for the actual segments.  The phone number is there for a reason!
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 17, 2009, 08:28:26 PM
Yes. I did it on a whim.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 17, 2009, 08:30:14 PM
Will they be posted on the forum?
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 17, 2009, 08:31:35 PM
If not im going to realease my rap to the publics. They deserve this piece of musical geniousness.
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Post by: drew on February 17, 2009, 09:05:27 PM
wtf @ your new voicemail message
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 17, 2009, 09:07:43 PM
You can hear it?
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 17, 2009, 09:12:34 PM
lol wtf
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 17, 2009, 09:15:37 PM
Yeah is this a podcast or a radio show anyways?
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Post by: drew on February 17, 2009, 09:15:59 PM
[21:12]   <anonymous>   okay
[21:12]   <anonymous>   i sent one in
[21:12]   <anonymous>   I didn't say who i was on the call, though
[21:13]   <drew>   whatd you say
[21:13]   <drew>   ;O
[21:13]   <anonymous>   I dunno
[21:13]   <anonymous>   i talked about yogurt
[21:13]   <drew>   pshaw
[21:13]   <drew>   lol
[21:13]   <anonymous>   i didn't have anythign good to say
[21:13]   <drew>   the show is about friday the 13th
[21:13]   <anonymous>   Oh fuck.
[21:13]   <anonymous>   i'll call back
[21:13]   <drew>   and you talked abiout yogurt
[21:13]   <drew>   awesome

edit:  name changed to protect the innocent (by request)
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 17, 2009, 09:17:20 PM
http://www.wikiupload.com/download_page.php?id=98918

thats the rap I recorded
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 17, 2009, 09:22:03 PM
drewsy how do you get onto the irc server
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 17, 2009, 09:37:48 PM
It's a podcast.  We discuss film and film related items.  Our first real show will probably be a breakdown of the Oscars and how homoerotic it was, a review of classic Roger Corman cinema, film novelizations and more!
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 17, 2009, 09:38:13 PM
Oh.
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Post by: Propagandhim on February 17, 2009, 09:41:32 PM
When will it air?
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Post by: drew on February 17, 2009, 10:18:08 PM
drewsy how do you get onto the irc server

havent you been on #eb before?

wait yes you have

i dont even know how i got there
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 17, 2009, 10:21:44 PM
Whats the server. irc.opa-ages.com doesn't work for me
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Post by: Human Snorenado on February 17, 2009, 10:33:50 PM
I demand a 5-10 minute ombudsman segment per 'cast to counter Federwang's terrible taste.
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Post by: drew on February 17, 2009, 10:59:40 PM
Whats the server. irc.opa-ages.com doesn't work for me

that servers dead

try irc.gamecubecafe.com
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 24, 2009, 01:26:31 PM
i just left you a bitchin voicemail now that i am over the head cold snots
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 24, 2009, 02:57:52 PM
When will it air?

Never!

Having some technical difficulties - I somehow feel the pilot will never air in its entirety.  I'd like to use the material for bumpers, maybe.

Eel, thanks for the voicemail - great suggestion!