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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on February 16, 2009, 11:41:31 PM

Title: Chimp mauls woman, gets stabbed by owner and shot by police
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 16, 2009, 11:41:31 PM: http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/16/chimp.attack/index.html

50 cent is said to be "impressed".

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Charla Nash, 55, had just arrived at her friend Sandra Herold's house when the chimp, named Travis, jumped on her and began biting and mauling her, according to Stamford Police Capt. Rich Conklin, who said the attack was unprovoked.

Herold had called Nash over to her house to help get Travis back inside after he used a key to free himself from the house.

After the attack, Herold was unable to pull the primate off her friend. She then called 911 before grabbing a butcher knife and stabbing the chimp, who police said was like a child to her.

Stamford police shot the chimp multiple times when he ripped off a side mirror and tried to enter a police cruiser, Conklin said. Travis returned to the house and died inside.
Title: Re: Chimp mauls woman, gets stabbed by owner and shot by police
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 17, 2009, 12:23:10 AM: Quote
In 2005, a different chimp escaped from California's Animal Haven Ranch and chewed off a man's nose and genitals.

YIKES
Title: Re: Chimp mauls woman, gets stabbed by owner and shot by police
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 17, 2009, 12:26:25 AM: chimps are no fucking joke, they kill for sport
Title: Re: Chimp mauls woman, gets stabbed by owner and shot by police
Post by: brawndolicious on February 17, 2009, 12:31:38 AM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on February 17, 2009, 12:26:25 AM
chimps are no fucking joke, they kill for sport
apparently chimps like to eat baby chimps whenever they get excited. that's what that 2% difference does.
Title: Re: Chimp mauls woman, gets stabbed by owner and shot by police
Post by: Rman on February 17, 2009, 01:28:44 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on February 17, 2009, 12:23:10 AM
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In 2005, a different chimp escaped from California's Animal Haven Ranch and chewed off a man's nose and genitals.

YIKES
MY GOD.
Title: Re: Chimp mauls woman, gets stabbed by owner and shot by police
Post by: Ganhyun on February 17, 2009, 10:01:02 AM: Quote from: Rman on February 17, 2009, 01:28:44 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on February 17, 2009, 12:23:10 AM
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In 2005, a different chimp escaped from California's Animal Haven Ranch and chewed off a man's nose and genitals.

YIKES
MY GOD.

Seriously. Yikes.
Title: Re: Chimp mauls woman, gets stabbed by owner and shot by police
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 17, 2009, 10:14:59 AM: maybe :nsfw

http://www.petmonkeyinfo.org/testimonials.htm
Title: Re: Chimp mauls woman, gets stabbed by owner and shot by police
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 17, 2009, 10:15:39 AM: Quote from: a slime appears on February 17, 2009, 10:08:31 AM
What would possess someone to get a chimpanzee as a pet?

Not everyone can have 16 kids like Octo-mom.
Title: Re: Chimp mauls woman, gets stabbed by owner and shot by police
Post by: Eric P on February 17, 2009, 10:41:29 AM: Quote
Nash is fighting for her life; a paramedic told the NY Times, "I’ve been doing this a long time and have never seen anything this dramatic on a living patient." A friend told WCBS 2, "He bit both of her hands off and the cop told me he just kept eating her. It's terrible."

good lord -- choke!
Title: Re: Chimp mauls woman, gets stabbed by owner and shot by police
Post by: ShogunOfFear on February 17, 2009, 10:55:29 AM: Sounds like that chimp went all ape shit.
Title: Re: Chimp mauls woman, gets stabbed by owner and shot by police
Post by: Eric P on February 17, 2009, 11:03:13 AM: or bananas
Title: Re: Chimp mauls woman, gets stabbed by owner and shot by police
Post by: Tauntaun on February 17, 2009, 12:13:04 PM: Quote from: ShogunOfFear on February 17, 2009, 10:55:29 AM
Sounds like that chimp went all ape shit.
Quote from: Eric P on February 17, 2009, 11:03:13 AM
or bananas

:rofl

[youtube=560,345]2AU-kAnB24I[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chimp mauls woman, gets stabbed by owner and shot by police
Post by: Himu on February 17, 2009, 12:15:44 PM: Maurice, no!