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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Flannel Boy on February 19, 2009, 07:02:50 PM

Title: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 19, 2009, 07:02:50 PM: A package of cookies and heart-shaped chocolates arrived today from my mom.

:heart
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2009, 07:12:15 PM: Your mom's cookies are delicious.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2009, 07:14:16 PM: post pics of your mom's cookies.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 19, 2009, 07:19:15 PM: Did she sent a bible tract too?
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Post by: drozmight on February 19, 2009, 07:19:45 PM: moms are awesome.
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Post by: Positive Touch on February 19, 2009, 07:21:17 PM: who got laid last night?

*raises hand*
Title: Re: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 19, 2009, 07:27:00 PM: I was gonna get laid, but apparently I didn't come to bed soon enough and she wanted to go to sleep.
Title: Re: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2009, 07:29:08 PM: I did sleep with a 39-year-old last year. Could have totally been your mom.
Title: Re: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 19, 2009, 07:30:18 PM: Quote from: Willco on February 19, 2009, 07:29:08 PM
I did sleep with a 39-year-old last year. Could have totally been your mom.

Malek's mom is a god fearing woman though. But then again, what wouldn't such a woman do for Israel :teehee
Title: Re: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me
Post by: Bloodwake on February 19, 2009, 07:30:28 PM: I might get laid tonight. With someone none of you would ever have sex with. Alcohol will be involved.
Title: Re: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2009, 07:31:44 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on February 19, 2009, 07:30:28 PM
I might get laid tonight. With someone none of you would ever have sex with. Alcohol will be involved.

I fucked her. Remember that as you're about to cum.
Title: Re: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2009, 07:34:10 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on February 19, 2009, 07:30:28 PM
I might get laid tonight. With someone none of you would ever have sex with. Alcohol will be involved.

Seth McFarlane?
Title: Re: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2009, 07:34:50 PM: more like BrandNew
Title: Re: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2009, 07:38:37 PM: I'd bang his sister...

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... So would BrandNew, though.
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Title: Re: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me
Post by: drew on February 19, 2009, 07:51:39 PM: bwahaha
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Post by: Joe Molotov on February 19, 2009, 07:56:19 PM: ZING!
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Post by: Greatness Gone on February 19, 2009, 07:57:08 PM: i'd fuck his sister too. just to fuck somebody with nearly the same genetic makeup as him.
Title: Re: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 19, 2009, 08:54:39 PM: Quote from: Willco on February 19, 2009, 07:29:08 PM
I did sleep with a 39-year-old last year. Could have totally been your mom.

My mom is 62, so no.
Title: Re: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2009, 08:54:57 PM: Your sister?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 19, 2009, 08:57:49 PM: :(
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Post by: Flannel Boy on February 19, 2009, 08:58:22 PM: Quote from: Willco on February 19, 2009, 08:54:57 PM
Your sister?
coincidentally!

Were she still alive, she'd be 39
Title: Re: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me
Post by: Diunx on February 19, 2009, 08:59:46 PM: I knew this thread would be about your mom.
Title: Re: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 19, 2009, 09:01:12 PM: Quote from: diunx on February 19, 2009, 08:59:46 PM
I knew this thread would be about your mom.

You're jealous about the sugar cookies, aren't you?

Haters got to hate.
Title: Re: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me
Post by: Diunx on February 19, 2009, 09:02:03 PM: I'm starving :(
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2009, 09:02:52 PM: Quote from: Malek on February 19, 2009, 08:58:22 PM
Quote from: Willco on February 19, 2009, 08:54:57 PM
Your sister?
coincidentally!

Were she still alive, she'd be 39

I'm not atheist - I don't believe in coincidences. I either banged your sister or BrandNew's.
Title: Re: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 19, 2009, 09:03:52 PM: Quote from: diunx on February 19, 2009, 09:02:03 PM
I'm starving :(

/me rubs his stomach

Yummy!

Willco, what part of "were she still alive" don't you understand?
Title: Re: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 19, 2009, 09:05:12 PM: I wish I read the original post in its entirety. :-\

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Obviously BrandNew's sister!
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Title: Re: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 19, 2009, 09:07:18 PM: You can't just announce that you've slept with BrandNew's woman and not expect some retribution.
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Post by: Ganhyun on February 20, 2009, 12:14:10 PM: Do we have pic's of Brandnew's sister?
Title: Re: There is a Woman Out There who Loves Me and Cares About Me
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 20, 2009, 12:24:31 PM: My mom's not around :'(

can your mom send me some cookies too?