THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on February 22, 2009, 11:49:39 AM
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i can't make sense of the outside link thread, and i refuse to read the whole gaf abomination. share what enraged jaffe so! (yes, i saw the picture of the front page.)
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as it was explained to me
jaffe made the mistake of thinking microsoft owns msnbc
cheebs pinpointed the lulz in that mistake
jaffe sent him a fuck you pm
cheebs posted it
dramarama
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Damn, owned by Cheebs. Well that about wraps it up for Jaffe.
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I didn't really read the GAF stuff, but here's my understanding:
- Jaffe whines about a journalist writing a negative piece about Sony, saying his company is owned by Microsof
- Cheebs points out the company is not (no longer?) owned by Microsoft.
- He PM's the comment as well, because he needs his attention bad.
- Jaffe responds by conceding to his point, but culling him a dumb fuck anyway.
- Jaffe responds to the PM -> see picture
???
Also, Cheebs makes a thread about the PM, posting a picture of the post in the thread everybody already saw (in stead of the PM). And thus failing horribly.
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also i think cheebs insinuated jaffe only smokes shit weed, although i could just be making that up
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i thought jaffe was better than that. lame! what about being a fat loudmouthed game producer leads to such internet butthurtedness
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I am still getting pms at gaf now about what I did to jaffe. :lol
It is not like I even owned him that badly, it was a easy fact to find. It's just he went batshit insane at the idea of being wrong.
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post 'em here, cunnifred. we need a little external drama
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are they white-knighting him, or sharing your triumph
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I am still getting pms at gaf now about what I did to jaffe. :lol
It is not like I even owned him that badly, it was a easy fact to find. It's just he went batshit insane at the idea of being wrong.
So for the movie about the making of God of War, Jaffe will be played by... FoC?
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what has Jaffe done to deserve such a rabid fanbase?
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reviews standard reviews standard reviews standard
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post 'em here, cunnifred. we need a little external drama
"haha, mad respect for shutting that stupid thread down.. and proving jaffe wrong"
"Great job taking jaffe down a peg."
they really aren't that interesting.
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someone turn this thread around quick before it gets all cheebsed
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just make up shit to make the story better, my actual involvement is far less exciting that the eb posts about what I did.
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I didn't really read the GAF stuff, but here's my understanding:
- Jaffe whines about a journalist writing a negative piece about Sony, saying his company is owned by Microsof
- Cheebs points out the company is not (no longer?) owned by Microsoft.
- He PM's the comment as well, because he needs his attention bad.
- Jaffe responds by conceding to his point, but culling him a dumb fuck anyway.
- Jaffe responds to the PM -> see picture
???
Also, Cheebs makes a thread about the PM, posting a picture of the post in the thread everybody already saw (in stead of the PM). And thus failing horribly.
Lol you are sorta defending Jaffe. How cute.
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what has Jaffe done to deserve such a rabid fanbase?
*Made a Playstation exclusive game
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what has Jaffe done to deserve such a rabid fanbase?
Twisted Metal.
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Almost every time one of Jaffe's blog posts are posted on neogaf, it's half team distinguished mentally-challenged fellow defending and the other half pointing out how distinguished mentally-challenged they (and Jaffe) are.
Even though Jaffe pulls shit like this and "GoW3 is art", I still really enjoy the games he worked on. Calling All Cars is actually really fun; probably one of the best local multiplayer games this gen.
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do you think he will make a webcam video about this incident
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I am just surprised how a game dev. can get so personally upset my trolling. I mean by the end of the thread I was pushing his buttons by making remarks about how no one cares about video games to wind him up and he kept coming back for more.
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it is surprising considering he is usually such a soft-spoken gent
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GAF likes to coddle developer personalities. Jaffe was probably taken aback that a person didn't line up to suck his balls like most everyone else. Hence, the "fuck you" PM.
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wait he is soft-spoken normally? I just assumed it was normal for him seeing how every reply/pm he sent involved some sort of string of swears hurled at me.
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Dude has always been a smug ass on GAF, nothing soft spoken about him.
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what has Jaffe done to deserve such a rabid fanbase?
Post on a message board.
Like it has anything to do with any games he's made, lol.
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wait he is soft-spoken normally? I just assumed it was normal for him seeing how every reply/pm he sent involved some sort of string of swears hurled at me.
i was joking
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I didn't really read the GAF stuff, but here's my understanding:
- Jaffe whines about a journalist writing a negative piece about Sony, saying his company is owned by Microsof
- Cheebs points out the company is not (no longer?) owned by Microsoft.
- He PM's the comment as well, because he needs his attention bad.
- Jaffe responds by conceding to his point, but culling him a dumb fuck anyway.
- Jaffe responds to the PM -> see picture
???
Also, Cheebs makes a thread about the PM, posting a picture of the post in the thread everybody already saw (in stead of the PM). And thus failing horribly.
Lol you are sorta defending Jaffe. How cute.
I didn't know about jaffe before this, so I'm probably as indifferent as you can be on a gaming board.
I think it a objective recount of the events, with lots of spelling errors.
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I never heard of this incident at all, lolz. Cheebs, can you post Jaffe's PM to you here?
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(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3118/jafff.jpg)
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lol, jaffe turned into such a crybaby.
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I'm beginning to think that Sony implanted some sort of high powered magnet in the PS3 that makes everyone go slowly insane the more they're exposed to it. Shit throwin' hobo crazy.
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:lol Fantastic
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(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3118/jafff.jpg)
You lost a customer. That made me :lol
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Jaffe#Controversy
Just in case one of his minions edits it:
(http://i40.tinypic.com/1eml44.jpg)
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^ ahahaha
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Jaffe#Controversy
Just in case one of his minions edits it:
(http://i40.tinypic.com/1eml44.jpg)
"an innocent poster who corrects him." :lol
I see that Jaffe already has a history of butthurt internet cuntraggery:
http://criminalcrackdown.blogspot.com/2007/05/thats-it-for-nowsee-you-soon.html
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hahhaha that is amazing :lol :lol
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from his blog: on revolutionary road
This is a deep, somber, important movie about never losing sight of what your spirit really needs to do while it is here on this planet. Many will watch this and see a sad film about a marriage falling apart (and it is that), but I felt there was a deeper meaning to it. To me, this film takes a stand against what society tells us is good for us and encourages us to follow our own bliss...and if we don't, this movie shows the consequences of ignoring that call to adventure. Ok, a little heavy on the Campbell, but it's a good fit for this movie. See it if you were moved by American Beauty. Same director, similar theme, similar impact.
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"An innocent customer" :lol
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Haha wow. I missed this :lol
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Good job including lots of sources so it looks proper. :lol
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I thought the MSNBC website is run by MS? Or they are partnered with NBC on it... something like that. The channel, I don't care about that shit.
I don't know...
ENLIGHTEN ME!
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I thought the MSNBC website is run by MS? Or they are partnered with NBC on it... something like that. The channel, I don't care about that shit.
I don't know...
ENLIGHTEN ME!
MS runs the technology (MSN). NBC runs the journalists.
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ah. makes sense.
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His track record is pretty sad
* Twisted Metal Head On: Extra Twisted Edition (2008) (PS2)
* Calling All Cars! (2007) (PS3)
* God of War (2005) (PS2)
* Kinetica (2001) (PS2)
* Twisted Metal: Black (2001) (PS2)
* Twisted Metal 2 (1996) (PlayStation)
* Twisted Metal (1995) (PlayStation)
* Mickey Mania (1994) (Super NES/Sega Mega Drive/Genesis/Sega CD)
unimportant car games, then God of War (which is great), then back to unimportant car games...the last one being on the PS2.
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Mickey Mania is actually really awesome.
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lol, jaffe turned into such a crybaby.
Turned?
Also:
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) The media has made great strides since the invention of the Printing Press. From the days when a person could be jailed and even executed at the slightest criticism of the government, the media now wields a great deal of freedom and power. However, some feel that the pendulum has swung too far in the opposite direction, and they're determined to make a stand and leading the charge is acclaimed video game developer, David "The Fucking Man" Jaffe.
It seems that Jaffe was outraged at a questionnaire sent to him via e-mail from an anonymous reporter from MSNBC, which Jaffe insists was flagrantly biased against the PlayStation 3 video game system. Jaffe was so disgusted in fact, that he didn't even deem the interviewer worthy of a response. "This guy had the gall to ask only about the negative aspects of the PS3 while totally ignoring the positives. Not to mention completely ignoring the missteps that Microsoft had with the Xbox 360." said the illustrious game designer. Jaffe's noble crusade already caught the attention of former U.S. President, George W. Bush. "I see where this here Jaffe fella is coming from. The media always painted me as the bad guy, like I was the only president that took away civil liberties. Why does that Lincoln guy get a free pass? There have been worse guys than me in history, dagnabbit!". The former leader of the free world went on to state that he would be fully backing Jaffe's cause by refusing to address any future interviews unless they specifically mention the atrocities committed by Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin and Osama Bin Laden as well. Jaffe has received support from hundreds of other political leaders and corporate figureheads. "This is great." says one anonymous CEO of a Fortune 500 company. "Without the need to refute, rebut, disprove, dispute, spin, or even outright lie, we're saving bucketloads of money on PR. Hell, we just fired most of the marketing department this morning."
The subject of Sony's position in the current console market has been something of a touchy issue for the PlayStation faithful. Reuters asked Sony advocate and Neogaf poster "dfyb" how he feels about the PlayStation 3's situation. He responded by yelling "KILLZONE 2 DOT GIF!" for thirteen minutes straight before eventually passing out. The doctors say he'll make a full recovery.
Of course the possibility of Jaffe merely misinterpreting the journalist's intentions was brought up. "Look, I'm not a psychic. Do I look like Professor fucking Xavier to you?! I may not know everything. But I sure as hell know when I'm being played." Jaffe also added: "I don't play sales, I play GAMES. I mean, who other than fanboys would want to worry about crap like sales when you have stuff like God of War 3 coming out (btw, Cliffy I think you rock and Gears 2 is awesome as shit and all, but seriously, no contest)."
Whether you agree or not with Jaffe, there's no doubt that such an endeavor is at the very least admirable. Lastly, Jaffe agreed to actually comment on the financial side of the PlayStation 3...under the stipulation that Reuters ask Epic Games' Lead designer, Cliff Bleszinski how he feels about being on his 5th Xbox 360.
Source: Reuters
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^how much of that is real?
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Man, that press release is funny. :lol
Reads like something from SA.
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lol Tieno @ posting the thread
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awww, some GAFfot clithanger already edited the wiki. Someone undo it!
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awww, some distinguished effete fellow clithanger already edited the wiki. Someone undo it!
distinguished mentally-challenged fellow COMPLETELY removed the Controversy section. Must be that cigarillo Jaffe. Undoing it now.
Guy was named "OuterHeaven". Either Jaffe or one of his cabana boys on GAF.
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It's easy to undo anything his followers on GAF change on Wikipedia. Just go to "History" and click the "undo" button.
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Heh, that press release rules. Too bad the GAF thread only lasted ten minutes.
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Oh man I missed this. :lol The way GAF sucks Jaffe's cock drives me insane. I refuse to enter any thread that features his name in the title, but I wish I read that one.
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Jaffe is loved more than just on GAF....from interviews he seems like a pretty decent guy, just reactionary and easily butthurt (as shown by Cheebs).
Anyway,
:bow Cheebs :bow2
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innocent poster :rofl
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Cheebs redeemed :lol
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For those that missed it in the OL thread
:bow tieno :bow2
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=353243
(http://mysite.verizon.net/res113aif/smileys/ladiesman.gif)
Looks like tieno is the hero
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Jaffe is worshiped at the level he is on gaf because he encourages it.
Mickey Mania, Twisted Metal and God of War are a good track record. Other devs have good track records as well, but approach the public differently.
I think there is also an element of each group or camp of fanbase/identity needing heroes like the other groups have. You sort of look at what devs have been mostly aligned with your camp and pick out the better ones to put them on the pedestal against rival heroes. Newer players like Sony and MS have had fans quick to do this to put themselves on the same level as older companies like Nintendo and Sega.
If you look at the hype and timing of the first Metal Gear Solid, you can see how it was put on a pedestal to coincide with Zelda. Some devs might look at this and laugh, not caring, but some have personalities like Jaffe and indulge it.
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WOW Cheebs. Some awesome shit there.
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When I die this is all I will be remembered for.
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Probably, yeah
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Cheebs: He had a golden opportunity to totally pwn David Jaffe, but messed it all up due to his ineptitude. May he rest in peace in perma-leper heaven.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Jaffe#Controversy
Just in case one of his minions edits it:
(http://i40.tinypic.com/1eml44.jpg)
:rofl
It even has Cheebs' picture in the article :lol
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:rofl
How has that managed to remain on Jaffe's wiki page? Is there a chance it's gonna remain permanent?
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www.davidjaffebeatshiskids.com
Never Forget.
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so awesome :rofl
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unimportant car games, then God of War (which is great), then back to unimportant car games...the last one being on the PS2.
what the shit does "unimportant game" mean?
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His track record is pretty sad
* Twisted Metal Head On: Extra Twisted Edition (2008) (PS2)
* Calling All Cars! (2007) (PS3)
* God of War (2005) (PS2)
* Kinetica (2001) (PS2)
* Twisted Metal: Black (2001) (PS2)
* Twisted Metal 2 (1996) (PlayStation)
* Twisted Metal (1995) (PlayStation)
* Mickey Mania (1994) (Super NES/Sega Mega Drive/Genesis/Sega CD)
unimportant car games, then God of War (which is great), then back to unimportant car games...the last one being on the PS2.
Twisted Metal 2 was pretty fun, back in 1996 or so before the PS1 started picking up steam, and Mickey Mania is a great game. Still, it was pretty over-the-line what Jaffe did to Cheebs and I think it's ridiculous how big and crazy Jaffe's fanbase is. HSMP is right on with the PS3 slowly making people crazy comment...
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www.davidjaffebeatshiskids.com
Never Forget.
:lol
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Franky and Che are the only cool known devs on GAF. James Stevenson is alright, but he never rolled in the shit like Che and Franky used to. Cliff used to be pretty cool before Gears came out too.
The rest of them are all distinguished effete fellows.
Che is a complete fanboy, the only different between him and a regular xfag is that he actually works for ms.
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His track record is pretty sad
* Twisted Metal Head On: Extra Twisted Edition (2008) (PS2)
* Calling All Cars! (2007) (PS3)
* God of War (2005) (PS2)
* Kinetica (2001) (PS2)
* Twisted Metal: Black (2001) (PS2)
* Twisted Metal 2 (1996) (PlayStation)
* Twisted Metal (1995) (PlayStation)
* Mickey Mania (1994) (Super NES/Sega Mega Drive/Genesis/Sega CD)
unimportant car games, then God of War (which is great), then back to unimportant car games...the last one being on the PS2.
Only real so-so games ther eare Kinetica and Calling all Cars. Also, he didn't really work on Twisted Metal Head On. It was just a PSP port and some extra content from Black was thrown on for the PS2 version, thus getting him on there.
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Wow, kudos to Cheebs.
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For the record, I have little issue with Jaffe as a game designer, but as an internet personality, he's revolting. :yuck
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For the record, I have little issue with Jaffe as a game designer, but as an internet personality, he's revolting. :yuck
You should have plenty of issue with him as a designer, considering most of the people on the GoW team hated him
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For the record, I have little issue with Jaffe as a game designer, but as an internet personality, he's revolting. :yuck
You should have plenty of issue with him as a designer, considering most of the people on the GoW team hated him
Might have more to do with him being a shitty team leader/manager than anything else.
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Not very respectable qualities for a Game Designer - a Lead no less
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Evilbore index page FTFuckinW
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I think I lost my icon status in the whole debacle. Sadly, life is not worth living :-\
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you chose those wretched abominations at oa over us! :gloomy
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I didn't "choose" either place, and I'm forever defending EB to those miscreants!
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i will ask that you be re-instated, then!
i thought you were gone for good, and asked for your slot to be replaced with a new icon :-\
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I could never leave EB for good.