Anyone want to buy them? ;)
Anyhow, went for a colonoscopy/endoscopy today. The drugs were very nice, but 2 hours later oh man are my internals fucking sore and shrieking in pain. Well turns out my small intenstine is so damn narrow it's a surprise anything can get through and that I haven't been whisked to the ER and surgically Frankensteined over the past year. So I'm going up to LA on Friday to talk with my new best friend the surgeon and set an operation date hopefully within a week or two after that. They're going to take out something like less than a foot but more than 6" of my small intenstine and then sew up the remaining stuff to my large intestine. Sounds fun! Luckily I will be on lots of drugs at the time and during the days following until I recover and can eat food stuffs again. But then I should become HUMAN again, which I haven't quite been for 4 years-ish now, which should be cool.
Exciting times!
Anyone want to buy them? ;)
Anyhow, went for a colonoscopy/endoscopy today. The drugs were very nice, but 2 hours later oh man are my internals fucking sore and shrieking in pain. Well turns out my small intenstine is so damn narrow it's a surprise anything can get through and that I haven't been whisked to the ER and surgically Frankensteined over the past year. So I'm going up to LA on Friday to talk with my new best friend the surgeon and set an operation date hopefully within a week or two after that. They're going to take out something like less than a foot but more than 6" of my small intenstine and then sew up the remaining stuff to my large intestine. Sounds fun! Luckily I will be on lots of drugs at the time and during the days following until I recover and can eat food stuffs again. But then I should become HUMAN again, which I haven't quite been for 4 years-ish now, which should be cool.
Exciting times!
What has been wrong for four years?
Good luck with the surgery.
Good luck!
Where's the surgery going to be?
My sister's a surgeon in the LA area. I'm wondering if you might be at her hospital.
Alive.
I guess you'll have to answer this when you get back, but was this one of your symptoms?Quote from: wikipedia entry on Crohn'sIn severe cases, an individual may have more than 20 bowel movements per day and may need to awaken at night to defecate.
Alive.
bebpo is still standing!
cue Elton John.
Did they shave your dick and balls?
no it's because you're a "Tauntaun" and in the movie NEVER MIND
i'm glad you're okay, bebpo
i totally got the tauntaun joke, patel
http://theswca.com/index.php?action=disp_item&item_id=39665
i wish i'd had this version as a kid:
(http://www.theswca.com/images-toys/figuretoys/tauntaunopenbelly-catalog.jpg)
Did they shave your dick and balls?
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