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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eric P on February 24, 2009, 04:23:10 PM

Title: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Eric P on February 24, 2009, 04:23:10 PM
Quote from: Egyptian Cleric Ahmad Abd Al-Salam
"The Jews 'will not fail to corrupt you,' and this is why we hate them. The Jews conspire to destroy Muslims. The Jews conspire to bring Muslim youth down to the pit of sexual temptation. The sexual temptations, which are prevalent worldwide, were conspired by the Jews."

Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 24, 2009, 04:29:02 PM
This explains Fran Drescher and Joan Rivers ...

Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Tauntaun on February 24, 2009, 04:42:22 PM
Quote from: Egyptian Cleric Ahmad Abd Al-Salam
"The Jews 'will not fail to corrupt you,' and this is why we hate them. The Jews conspire to destroy Muslims. The Jews conspire to bring Muslim youth down to the pit of sexual temptation. The sexual temptations, which are prevalent worldwide, were conspired by the Jews."

Excuse me one minute....  :kylielaff :kylielaff :kylielaff ..... Ok sorry.

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Not likely. :wag
(http://artintifada.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/orthodox-jews-2.jpg)
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Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 24, 2009, 04:43:01 PM
I wish an attractive young attractive Jewish woman would conspire to corrupt me. Heck, I might even settle for Wilco.
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Tauntaun on February 24, 2009, 04:44:37 PM
I wish an attractive young attractive Jewish woman would conspire to corrupt me. Heck, I might even settle for Wilco.

I'd do 'em.  I'd lick your head too.   :-*
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Reb on February 24, 2009, 04:45:56 PM
Great Willco, your slutting around is a disgrace to the entire Jewish community.
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 24, 2009, 04:47:27 PM
I can't help it if I'm so sexually tempting. :'(
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 24, 2009, 04:49:25 PM
Jinfash and am nintenho better watch out, or next thing you know they'll be sexing up 39 year old temptresses too!
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Eric P on February 24, 2009, 04:49:52 PM
in this same speech/diatribe/sermon he accused the jews of infecting food with cancer and then sending it to muslim countries.

Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Tauntaun on February 24, 2009, 04:51:37 PM
in this same speech/diatribe/sermon he accused the jews of infecting food with cancer and then sending it to muslim countries.

Sort of like how Whitey gave the Darkies AIDS and crack?   :-*

Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 24, 2009, 04:52:10 PM
Jinfash and am nintenho better watch out, or next thing you know they'll be sexing up 39 year old temptresses too!

 :-\
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Brehvolution on February 24, 2009, 04:52:33 PM
Religion strikes again!
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Tauntaun on February 24, 2009, 04:53:29 PM
Religion strikes again!

You're avatar is too quotable.   :-*

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Just like your penis.  :shh  Don't yell for help.  In my basement, no one can hear you scream.

:tauntaun
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Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Brehvolution on February 24, 2009, 04:54:05 PM
in this same speech/diatribe/sermon he accused the jews of infecting food with cancer and then sending it to muslim countries.

Sort of like how Whitey gave the Darkies AIDS and crack?   :-*



And up til recently, no income loans, or so I've heard. :teehee
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Tauntaun on February 24, 2009, 04:55:56 PM
in this same speech/diatribe/sermon he accused the jews of infecting food with cancer and then sending it to muslim countries.

Sort of like how Whitey gave the Darkies AIDS and crack?   :-*



And up til recently, no income loans, or so I've heard. :teehee

So not only was the black man responsible for all those deaths in the Civil War, he also caused the financial downfall of America?  :o  BACK TO AFRICA WITH YE I SAY!
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: brawndolicious on February 24, 2009, 06:11:48 PM
Jinfash and am nintenho better watch out, or next thing you know they'll be sexing up 39 year old temptresses too!
we can become jews to do a sex conspiracy?  what steps do I need to take?
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 24, 2009, 08:58:01 PM
Helps explain Bar Refaeli
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Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 24, 2009, 09:00:50 PM
I had never thought of this: what's the porn scene like in Israel?
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: drozmight on February 24, 2009, 09:20:15 PM
I had never thought of this: what's the porn scene like in Israel?

Orgazmo
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Eric P on February 24, 2009, 10:31:06 PM
I had never thought of this: what's the porn scene like in Israel?

In Israel, pornographic films began to be produced in the 1990s, but most of the films were shot in the 2000s. Israeli pornography may be considered nascent but has gone a long way since its beginnings. Today, the biggest pornography company is SexStyle that produces films for the Israeli public. In 2003, the first pornographic film featuring Arab performers, produced by this company, caused a public uproar among Israeli Arab community.[51] Israeli law defines a few prohibitions on child pornography and on pay per view television (PPV was legal but now only softcore porn allowed on TV). Otherwise, pornography can be sold, bought and produced in Israel.
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Mandark on February 25, 2009, 12:09:59 AM
You laugh, but surveys consistently show Jews schtupping at a higher rate than goyim.
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2009, 12:15:15 AM
Eh, we've paid our dues.
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on February 25, 2009, 01:19:27 AM
You laugh, but surveys consistently show Jews schtupping at a higher rate than goyim.
:lol :lol
Mmm, I could go for some sexy attractive Jewish woman' right now.

and it other unlikely conspiracy news...
[youtube=560,345]Q_OIXfkXEj0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: clothedmacuser on February 25, 2009, 04:54:38 AM
Have you never heard that Jews are the religion of sexy?  They aren't all repressed weirdos like the catholics or slutty H.S. dropbouts like babtists.  For us Jews, sex is what god gave us for getting crap thrown at us all the time. 

Case in point, Natalie Portman.
Huffpo (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/26/natalie-portman-doesnt-un_n_146720.html)
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SOME roles just don't suit Natalie Portman. At the junket for the film version of his "Doubt," playwright John Patrick Shanley was asked how Amy Adams won the role of an emotionally conflicted nun. "I'm trying to think of what the etiquette is on this," Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for gossipsauce.com, he continued, "Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn't understand celibacy."

(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/50775/thumbs/s-CELIBACY-large.jpg)
Typical Jew ideals
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: brawndolicious on February 25, 2009, 05:53:19 AM
god gave jews sex?  like immaculate conception?

Ha Ha.
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Eric P on February 25, 2009, 09:06:27 AM
god gave jews sex?  like immaculate conception?

Ha Ha.

"an angel of the lord came upon them"
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 26, 2009, 07:56:14 PM
most likely conspiracy?

(http://swaggernotstyle.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/jenny-lewis-sings.jpg)

seems so.
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on February 26, 2009, 10:01:21 PM
IF CONSPIRACIES ARE FALSE HOW COME PEOPLE USE SMEARS RATHER THAN FACTS TO DISPROVE THEM??  :dur :dur
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Dickie Dee on February 27, 2009, 12:16:35 AM
most likely conspiracy?

(http://swaggernotstyle.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/jenny-lewis-sings.jpg)

seems so.
My god I love that picture. Is she a mighty attractive Jewish woman?
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: clothedmacuser on February 27, 2009, 02:36:13 AM
god gave jews sex?  like immaculate conception?

Ha Ha.

I meant that the Catholic God, Zoltar, or whatever says that sex is something to be ashamed about.  Jesus, the Babtist God, says that only anal and oral are acceptable until marriage.  But Yahweh says get down and let it be good.
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: tiesto on February 27, 2009, 09:07:29 AM
From what I hear though, if you marry a Jewish girl, the sex completely stops.
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 27, 2009, 09:26:00 AM
From what I hear though, if you marry a Jewish girl, the sex completely stops.

I don't think that adjective is needed.
Title: Re: Least Likely Conspiracy Ever
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 27, 2009, 09:43:37 AM
The conspiracy continues:

(http://z.hubpages.com/u/646634_f520.jpg)

(http://www.whyfame.com/celebrities/celebrities_images/220_260/gwyneth_paltrow_60537/gwyneth_paltrow_13_big.jpg)

(http://web.mac.com/enrique.diaz/CinNews/Podcast/Entries/2008/4/1_cinnews_031808_waters_pt1_files/SexAndDeath_2_Winona_Ryder.jpg)

(http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images4/winona_ryder/winona_ryder_1.jpg)

(http://image003.mylivepage.com/chunk3/15616/14/BrookeBurke001vv1024.jpg)

(http://www.noodad.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/rachelweisz5.jpg)

(http://edopeno.com/images/entertainment/milakunis.JPG)

(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/08_bar-refaeli_06.jpg)

(http://dailystab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/sarah-michelle-gellar-maxim1.jpg)

(http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/EmmanuelleChriqui2.jpg)

(http://www.timboucher.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/scarlett_johansson_allure.jpg)

(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a201/mydogespresso/jennyL.jpg)

nice try, Mandark. Can't fool me with Winehouse and Rivers.