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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Tieno on February 27, 2009, 04:32:26 PM

Title: How do I make poles?
Post by: Tieno on February 27, 2009, 04:32:26 PM

I just turned senior and thought I'd be able to create poles...how do I do that?

 ???

Title: Re: How do I make poles?
Post by: Crushed on February 27, 2009, 04:38:28 PM

Ask Kosma or Borys.

Title: Re: How do I make poles?
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 27, 2009, 04:44:05 PM

You need two Polacks, some rope, and a bottle of vodka. Then wait nine months.

Title: Re: How do I make poles?
Post by: Reb on February 27, 2009, 05:04:52 PM

Basicly you want to know how polish babby is formed?

Title: Re: How do I make poles?
Post by: drew on February 27, 2009, 05:41:08 PM

you can buy them @ Home Depot i think

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wat

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Title: Re: How do I make poles?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on February 27, 2009, 05:43:33 PM

eastern european ethnicity

Title: Re: How do I make poles?
Post by: Reb on February 27, 2009, 05:44:01 PM

It would be awesome if every senior member could create an army of poles, and make them do battle in the Arctic!

Title: Re: How do I make poles?
Post by: drew on February 27, 2009, 05:46:04 PM

is this some sort of crazy euro shit

now im genuinely interested

STEALTH EDIT:  OH, YOU MEAN "POLLS".  SMH.

Title: Re: How do I make poles?
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 27, 2009, 05:51:11 PM

Quote from: Rebiak on February 27, 2009, 05:44:01 PM

It would be awesome if every senior member could create an army of poles, and make them do battle in the Arctic!

I don't think you've read any history books.

Title: Re: How do I make poles?
Post by: Tieno on February 27, 2009, 05:52:26 PM

nevermind, I was pushing the wrong button.  :-[

 :-*

Title: Re: How do I make poles?
Post by: Reb on February 28, 2009, 04:49:31 AM

Quote from: Malek on February 27, 2009, 05:51:11 PM

Quote from: Rebiak on February 27, 2009, 05:44:01 PM

It would be awesome if every senior member could create an army of poles, and make them do battle in the Arctic!

I don't think you've read any history books.

You are correct, I have very little interest in either history or poles.

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With the exception of Kosma. :hump

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Title: Re: How do I make poles?
Post by: clothedmacuser on February 28, 2009, 05:17:24 AM

Glen: How many Polacks it take to screw up a lightbulb?
H.I.: I don't know, Glen. One?
Glen: Nope, it takes three.
[Glen laughs. H.I. doesn't]
Glen: Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over: How come it takes three Polacks to screw up a lightbulb?
H.I.: I don't know, Glen.
Glen: 'Cause they're so darn stupid!
[Glen laughs again. H.I. doesn't]
Glen: Shit, man, loosen up! Don't ya get it?
H.I.: No, Glen, I sure don't.
Glen: Shit, man, think about it! I guess it's what they call a "way homer."
H.I.: Why's that?
Glen: 'Cause you only get it on the way home.
H.I.: I'm already home, Glen.

Title: Re: How do I make poles?
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 28, 2009, 10:41:51 AM

Quote from: mac on February 28, 2009, 05:17:24 AM

Glen: How many Polacks it take to screw up a lightbulb?
H.I.: I don't know, Glen. One?
Glen: Nope, it takes three.
[Glen laughs. H.I. doesn't]
Glen: Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over: How come it takes three Polacks to screw up a lightbulb?
H.I.: I don't know, Glen.
Glen: 'Cause they're so darn stupid!
[Glen laughs again. H.I. doesn't]
Glen: Shit, man, loosen up! Don't ya get it?
H.I.: No, Glen, I sure don't.
Glen: Shit, man, think about it! I guess it's what they call a "way homer."
H.I.: Why's that?
Glen: 'Cause you only get it on the way home.
H.I.: I'm already home, Glen.

:bow Raising Arizona :bow2

Title: Re: How do I make poles?
Post by: Bildi on February 28, 2009, 07:20:24 PM

WTF is this thread about?

Quote from: Drewsy on February 27, 2009, 05:46:04 PM

STEALTH EDIT:  OH, YOU MEAN "POLLS".  SMH.

OH.

Tieno, you silly sausage.