THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on March 01, 2009, 08:44:59 PM

Title: Does CBS have ANYTHING worth watching?
Post by: Himu on March 01, 2009, 08:44:59 PM
Seriously, how does this station stay on? It sucks. I only watched it as a kid because they had ninja turtles and muppet babies, but they seem to be a station that's COMPLETELY anti-quality and full of reality shows. Is there ANYTHING good on CBS ever?
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Post by: Cheebs on March 01, 2009, 08:46:43 PM
It's the channel for old people
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Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on March 01, 2009, 08:47:11 PM
Price Is Right?

Drew Carey isn't as good as Bob Barker but it's still a good show.
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Post by: Himu on March 01, 2009, 08:49:58 PM
price is right is awesome
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Post by: ToxicAdam on March 01, 2009, 08:50:27 PM
The first 4 seasons of Amazing Race ..... that's all I got.



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Post by: Himu on March 01, 2009, 08:58:26 PM
JEEZ JINFASH
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 01, 2009, 09:05:49 PM
It's the channel for old people

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Post by: Positive Touch on March 01, 2009, 09:14:04 PM
yup, the whole channel is mindlessly dull garbage.  it blows my mind that something as bad as csi can be so popular.
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Post by: DJ_Tet on March 01, 2009, 09:16:30 PM
I only watch sports on CBS.  They have the NFL (AFC,) college football and basketball, and golf. 
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Post by: Tucah on March 01, 2009, 09:24:29 PM
ABC is best because they have Lost (and Scrubs).
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 01, 2009, 09:28:39 PM
CBS is for old people.  My folks love it.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 01, 2009, 09:28:51 PM
I watch NCIS sometimes.
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 01, 2009, 09:31:41 PM
SURVIVOR
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 01, 2009, 09:33:46 PM
criminal minds and how i met your mother are tolerable.
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Post by: Cheebs on March 01, 2009, 09:45:19 PM
What's the best network atm?

ABC and NBC have the best shows of the main networks.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 01, 2009, 09:50:14 PM
ABC really doesn't - they just have Lost.  NBC has Chuck, FOX has 24 and House.
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Post by: Cheebs on March 01, 2009, 09:51:20 PM
FUCK I forgot about House. Fox wins.
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Post by: Barry Egan on March 01, 2009, 09:59:53 PM
lost doesn't even crack the top 20 anymore? smh
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 01, 2009, 10:00:01 PM
SURVIVOR

i like survivor  :)
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 01, 2009, 10:03:04 PM
nbc annihilated
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Post by: Cheebs on March 01, 2009, 10:07:02 PM
nbc annihilated
30 Rock saves them
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 01, 2009, 10:14:48 PM
Holy jesus. NCIS gets that many viewers? That's sad.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 01, 2009, 10:17:00 PM
I thought CSI:Miami was the top dog when it came to the CSI shows.

It's even below NY  :lol
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Post by: etiolate on March 01, 2009, 10:31:37 PM
sometimes you realize you are the worst demographic to count on for money out there

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Post by: Positive Touch on March 01, 2009, 10:33:26 PM
how is two and half men still so popular jesus
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Post by: Robo on March 01, 2009, 10:34:13 PM
Letterman
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Post by: Himu on March 01, 2009, 10:38:39 PM
letterman vs leno

FIGHT
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Post by: Positive Touch on March 01, 2009, 10:42:33 PM
letterman vs leno

FIGHT

colbert report then off to bed
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Post by: Cheebs on March 01, 2009, 10:42:40 PM
letterman vs leno

FIGHT

Letterman duh, could that joaqin phoenix interview ever have happened the way it did on leno? Never
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Post by: Himu on March 01, 2009, 11:18:06 PM
it sucks that colbert, letterman, and conan will ALL BE ON AT THE SAME TIME
 

fuck
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on March 02, 2009, 12:02:16 AM
Conan sucks
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Post by: Dickie Dee on March 02, 2009, 12:13:50 AM
The good thing about Letterman is that when he does have one of "those nights" like with Jaoquin Phoenix, there's usually a heads up beforehand.
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Post by: Cheebs on March 02, 2009, 12:43:50 AM
The good thing about Letterman is that when he does have one of "those nights" like with Jaoquin Phoenix, there's usually a heads up beforehand.
He is at his best when he gets like that. I remember last fall in the election when his whole show for nearly 2 weeks was basically him mocking McCain for an hour straight each night.
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Post by: Costanza on March 02, 2009, 12:43:59 AM
How I Met Your Mother is fucking fantastic and the only thing worth watching on CBS.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 02, 2009, 12:49:11 AM
Yeah, pretty much just Letterman and AFC football.  Everything else is a bunch of alphabet soup crime drama crap... although I have been known to guiltily enjoy NCIS from time to time.   :'(
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 02, 2009, 12:49:32 AM
How I Met Your Mother is fucking fantastic and the only thing worth watching on CBS.

This, along with Amazing Race and The Price is Right.
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Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on March 02, 2009, 12:52:03 AM
60 Minutes is a pretty solid show.  Not every story they report on is a slam dunk, but very often its pretty good stuff.  As it is, its the best show of its kind on television.

edit: Damn, I forgot about Frontline.  60 Minutes is still pretty ace tho.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 02, 2009, 12:54:35 AM
Yeah, 60 minutes is pretty good.  I also will watch This Week with Curious George Stephanopoulos on Sunday mornings.  Can't watch FOX's Sunday morning show, and MTP has become kind of lame with Gregory at the helm.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on March 02, 2009, 12:56:15 AM
60 Minutes used to be the highest rated show on TV.  :'(
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 02, 2009, 01:05:59 AM
60 Minutes used to be the highest rated show on TV.  :'(

Fuck that, we've got UNTALENTED PEOPLE TRYING TO SING AND GETTING MADE FUN OF BY A SMUG BRITISH MAN!  GOLD, BABY, GOLD!
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Post by: Himu on March 02, 2009, 01:14:55 AM
Okay, I forgot CBS had 60 minutes, which is amazing.
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Post by: lennedsay on March 02, 2009, 01:27:27 AM
Their soaps are far superior than the other networks' (which isn't saying much).

 :heartbeat Y&R  :heartbeat
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Post by: Dickie Dee on March 02, 2009, 05:36:27 AM
I want to try out Numb3rs, but is there a reason why every crime turns into a brain teaser? It just reminds me how Night Boat was always able chase the crook down a canal or fjord.
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Post by: pilonv1 on March 02, 2009, 05:54:26 AM
NCIS has the hot jewish girl :drool
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Post by: brawndolicious on March 02, 2009, 06:40:19 AM
So how does the show work?  Does it just have an autist doing some insane algebra^calculus shit or does it just have complex arithmetic that yuppies try to follow along on a calculator?
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Post by: Himu on March 02, 2009, 08:10:09 AM
Their soaps are far superior than the other networks' (which isn't saying much).

 :heartbeat Y&R  :heartbeat

Spending summers and holidays with my beloved grandma, the Young and the Restless theme is seriously one of my favorite themes for any tv show

yeah i know i'm a cigarillo
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 02, 2009, 08:43:59 AM
NCIS has the hot jewish girl :drool

She's not even Jewish, she's from like Argentina or something.
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Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on March 02, 2009, 09:23:40 AM
Their soaps are far superior than the other networks' (which isn't saying much).

 :heartbeat Y&R  :heartbeat

Spending summers and holidays with my beloved grandma, the Young and the Restless theme is seriously one of my favorite themes for any tv show

yeah i know i'm a cigarillo

Don't worry. The theme song is really good. It's not like you actually kept watching it past the theme song though

right? RIGHT?
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Post by: Himu on March 02, 2009, 09:57:41 AM
No, never.  :yuck :yuck :yuck

However, I have fond memories as a kid; summer days, the smell of pancakes, nintendo/genesis and THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS THEME SONG playing

[youtube=560,345]VBvegZD4hdY[/youtube]

omg
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Post by: rubber feathers on March 02, 2009, 11:23:29 AM
There's survivor. :heart
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Post by: Cheebs on March 02, 2009, 11:42:47 AM
I dont think I've ever seen a soap before.
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Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on March 02, 2009, 11:46:04 AM
I dont think I've ever seen a soap before.

well no wonder people avoid you!
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Post by: muckhole on March 02, 2009, 12:40:52 PM
I dont think I've ever seen a soap before.

well no wonder people avoid you!

 :lol