THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on December 04, 2006, 11:46:58 PM
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I bought some 'different' water today cause they were out of my favorite stuff, and it was on sale so whatever. But the shit is all 100% PURE OXYGEN ADDED.
What the god damn fuck does that mean?
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It's oxygen dude! Because you breathe with your stomach.
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oxygen that doesn't bind with hydrogen? ???
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"Science would have us believe that chimps are 3% different from humans genetically; in other words, they are 97% human. Now, a cloud consists of 98% water. Does that mean the difference between a cloud and water is 2%?"
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:lol
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It's oxygen dude! Because you breathe with your stomach.
:lol
I DONT GET HOW MORE OXYGEN IS ADDED!
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Oxygen is actually pretty dangerous to the lining of several of your organs. They form these radicals call super oxides and becomes a volatile molecule that is biologically toxic. Thanks to the presence of superoxide dismutase, an enzyme that neutralizes the ions by breaking it apart, are we able to live in the presence of oxygen. In other words, they're trying to kill you with the addition of 100% pure oxygen. I smell lawsuit
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*drops water in garbage*
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That's why you drink PURPLE DRANK!!!
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If there's something added, even if it's an element making up the water, the water is no longer 100% pure. I call false advertisement!
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It's oxygen dude! Because you breathe with your stomach.
:lol
I DONT GET HOW MORE OXYGEN IS ADDED!
They just pass oxygen through the water, sort of like carbonation, except in this case completely pointless. It's a marketing gimmick like those fruity oxygen bars a few years back.
"Science would have us believe that chimps are 3% different from humans genetically; in other words, they are 97% human. Now, a cloud consists of 98% water. Does that mean the difference between a cloud and water is 2%?"
:lol
PD, you would get more sex if you learned science. Chicks, despite what TV says, actually want to fuck smart people, they're biologically programmed to try to have the smartest babies possible.
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(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5291/purpledrankks1.jpg)
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :hyper :hyper :spin That pic gets me everytime. There's so many hidden subtext in it.
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haha
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PURPLE DRANK IMA GRIP AND SIP
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(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5493/861144878liw4.jpg)
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It's oxygen dude! Because you breathe with your stomach.
:lol
I DONT GET HOW MORE OXYGEN IS ADDED!
They just pass oxygen through the water, sort of like carbonation, except in this case completely pointless. It's a marketing gimmick like those fruity oxygen bars a few years back.
"Science would have us believe that chimps are 3% different from humans genetically; in other words, they are 97% human. Now, a cloud consists of 98% water. Does that mean the difference between a cloud and water is 2%?"
:lol
PD, you would get more sex if you learned science. Chicks, despite what TV says, actually want to fuck smart people, they're biologically programmed to try to have the smartest babies possible.
I wanna fuck smart guys. :) The kid I dated before Ecro is a genius to every extent of the word--socially distinguished mentally-challenged, though, and we also think he's gay. The point still stands though, brains are important.
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I THINK you meant to say PURPLE DRANK is important.
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It's oxygen dude! Because you breathe with your stomach.
:lol
I DONT GET HOW MORE OXYGEN IS ADDED!
They just pass oxygen through the water, sort of like carbonation, except in this case completely pointless. It's a marketing gimmick like those fruity oxygen bars a few years back.
"Science would have us believe that chimps are 3% different from humans genetically; in other words, they are 97% human. Now, a cloud consists of 98% water. Does that mean the difference between a cloud and water is 2%?"
:lol
PD, you would get more sex if you learned science. Chicks, despite what TV says, actually want to fuck smart people, they're biologically programmed to try to have the smartest babies possible.
I wanna fuck smart guys. :) The kid I dated before Ecro is a genius to every extent of the word--socially distinguished mentally-challenged, though, and we also think he's gay. The point still stands though, brains are important.
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PD, you would get more sex if you learned science. Chicks, despite what TV says, actually want to fuck smart people, they're biologically programmed to try to have the smartest babies possible.
You think I believe that? Look at the post again :lol
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Hurf hurf, I's smart too.
We's a down and out to the get down of the store tonight in this places. Oh yes!
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Hurf hurf, I's smart too.
We's a down and out to the get down of the store tonight in this places. Oh yes!
That was the point, silly. You're smart, AND you have social skills, AND you're attracted to women. Bonus!
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You have a whore mouth.
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Someone's not gettin no loving tonite!
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You have a whore mouth.
You have a troll beard.
haHA!
/ thread derailment
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lol
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You have a whore mouth.
You have a troll beard.
haHA!
/ thread derailment
(http://www.nformant.net/evilbore/tongue2.gif)
MAF, you're sure it wasn't like processed water? By that I mean, you're positive it wasn't some new-fangled 100% pure, made-straight-at-the-chemical-factory-by-combining-hydrogen-and-oxygen water?
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No, its AIRWATER.
I love the crap on the bottle:
"A WATERFALL.....
AIR IN LIQUID MOTION
A TASTE YOU WILL SENSE
A FRESHNESS YOU WILL FEEL"
Am I supposed to bathe with this too?
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Ecroflirt looks like a large Abraham Lincoln....a child molesting abraham lincoln. I'm afraid.
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mmMMMMMmmm.... I sure do LOOVE the sound of that water. I gots to get me some of that.
And then maybe later I'll get a kid to molest or something. WTF you damn weirdo.
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Hahaha
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Ecroflirt looks like a large Abraham Lincoln....a child molesting abraham lincoln. I'm afraid.
He looks more like Robert Trujillo
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/628/tongue2zn4.gif)(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/628/tongue2zn4.gif)(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/628/tongue2zn4.gif)
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6382/rob1ps8.jpg)
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/628/tongue2zn4.gif)(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/628/tongue2zn4.gif)(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/628/tongue2zn4.gif)
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No matter how good you look, unkempt/out of control facial hair makes you look like a child molester.
MAF, you should get like 500 bottles of this water and bathe in it. It just might be the best thing ever.
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Thats like 500 bux :(
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Maybe you get a discount if you buy in bulk. Oh, the possibilities!
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Oh, if they only sold that water at Staples when you worked there.
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cooters works at staples
:rollin
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I quit staples a while ago. people sure are lazy in their information gathering ;)