THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Himu on March 05, 2009, 08:44:06 PM

Title: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: Himu on March 05, 2009, 08:44:06 PM: I walk in my place, see my house mate playing shitty new Sonic game on Wii. I look at it for a bit. Looks like crap as expected. He then notices I'm there, freaks out, turns the tv off and goes to his room.

What an asshole. Are all ntards like this or is it because I'm black? He does this all the time. I walk into a room, he freaks, he goes the other way or into his room. :lol
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on March 05, 2009, 08:45:30 PM: Because you're black. Obviously.
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 05, 2009, 08:46:24 PM: because you're black AND Muslim, Fez.
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: Himu on March 05, 2009, 08:48:04 PM: He never showers and he has a big ass neckbeard. He also has a huge mustache, so he ends up looking like Mario. :lol
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: archie4208 on March 05, 2009, 08:51:22 PM: Were his pants off? He might be a secret furry.
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: Himu on March 05, 2009, 08:52:00 PM: no
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 05, 2009, 08:52:20 PM: Dude's just a wannabe. Real ntards have no shame.
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Post by: Himu on March 05, 2009, 08:54:16 PM: I'm seriously amazed he bought that new sonic game.
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Post by: Himu on March 05, 2009, 09:08:01 PM: .............................................
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on March 05, 2009, 09:19:20 PM: Why are you housemates with a schizoid?
And please find a tactful way to tell him he smells.
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on March 05, 2009, 09:22:14 PM: Oh and tell him to trade that turd in for a wii points card and download some real sonic games on the VC. Old school sonic is one of my few nostalgic pleasures.
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on March 05, 2009, 10:09:23 PM: the obvious answer is that he was ashamed to be seen playing it (Wii or Sonic, either is shame worthy). Ask yourself this, would the same thing have happened if you caught him masturbating?
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 05, 2009, 10:22:51 PM: Quote from: Himuro on March 05, 2009, 08:52:00 PM
no

Were your pants off? If he keeps seeing the himu-schlong, this might explain his constant retreat.
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 05, 2009, 10:41:48 PM: because you is black
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 05, 2009, 10:46:50 PM: Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 05, 2009, 09:19:20 PM
And please find a tactful way to tell him he smells.

This, and maybe he'll stop playing Sonic games, or the Wii for that matter, soon thereafter.
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: tiesto on March 05, 2009, 11:37:38 PM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 05, 2009, 08:52:20 PM
Dude's just a wannabe. Real ntards have no shame.

A real ntard would have pulled out a bulletin board and explained to you the history of Nintendo from their inception as a hanafuda card company in the 1800's to the 'blue ocean strategy' of today.

Remember that one guy who wanted to make a presentation on Nintendo for his girlfriend? ::)
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on March 06, 2009, 12:08:43 AM: Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 05, 2009, 10:46:50 PM
Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 05, 2009, 09:19:20 PM
And please find a tactful way to tell him he smells.

This, and maybe he'll stop playing Sonic games, or the Wii for that matter, soon thereafter.

This is a lie. I am a very hygenic nthing. I even have moist towlettes for my button!

However, Sonic games need to stop happening. They don't even sell well anymore!
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 06, 2009, 12:37:29 AM: A true Nintendo fan would run up to you and show you a bunch of sales charts, proving why Wagamama Girls Mode is awesome and is worth paying attention to.

You may have found a rare breed of nintard: socially awkward and plays games. The typical nintard is just the former.
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: Himu on March 06, 2009, 12:55:34 AM: :lol
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Post by: TVC15 on March 06, 2009, 01:22:48 AM: It's probably better than Shenmue 2.
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Post by: etiolate on March 06, 2009, 01:36:02 AM: Maybe Allah appears in the game and he's afraid you'd jihad.
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Post by: Bildi on March 06, 2009, 02:03:28 AM: Black asians... :drool
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: Third on March 06, 2009, 07:34:09 AM: Is your roommate asian?

And I don't think he's an ntard. Ntard extremists still hate Sonic.
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: dammitmattt on March 06, 2009, 08:33:45 AM: Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 05, 2009, 09:22:14 PM
Oh and tell him to trade that turd in for a wii points card and download some real sonic games on the VC. Old school sonic is one of my few nostalgic pleasures.

Or better yet, buy Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection on real systems for $30, which has every good Sonic game except Sonic CD.
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: Himu on March 06, 2009, 09:42:10 AM: Quote from: Third on March 06, 2009, 07:34:09 AM
Is your roommate asian?

And I don't think he's an ntard. Ntard extremists still hate Sonic.

he's white
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 06, 2009, 09:53:54 AM: Quote from: Himuro on March 06, 2009, 09:42:10 AM
Quote from: Third on March 06, 2009, 07:34:09 AM
Is your roommate asian?

And I don't think he's an ntard. Ntard extremists still hate Sonic.

he's white

No shit he's white. Ever see an Asian with a neckbeard?
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: tiesto on March 06, 2009, 10:19:05 AM: Quote from: dammitmattt on March 06, 2009, 08:33:45 AM
Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 05, 2009, 09:22:14 PM
Oh and tell him to trade that turd in for a wii points card and download some real sonic games on the VC. Old school sonic is one of my few nostalgic pleasures.

Or better yet, buy Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection on real systems for $30, which has every good Sonic game except Sonic CD.

It's also missing the combined Sonic 3 and Knuckles :(
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: Oblivion on March 06, 2009, 01:54:13 PM: Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on March 06, 2009, 11:23:45 AM
Actually Himu, this is what most *gamers* are like. Stare now into the frightening reflection of your own social distinguished mentally-challenged.

Bart (after wearing glasses and orthopedic shoes): *Gasp* I'm a nerd!
Milhouse: Oh my god, so am I!
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: Barry Egan on March 06, 2009, 02:03:52 PM: There's probably more to this story. What did you do to scare your poor roommate himu? :'(
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: Oblivion on March 06, 2009, 02:14:30 PM: If it makes you feel any better, Himu, there's a lot of negro folk that would probably prefer to be (back) in your position. (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nations_blacks_creeped_out_by_all)
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: demi on March 06, 2009, 02:28:24 PM: I would say this definitely fits Oblivion's description.
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: Himu on March 06, 2009, 02:31:10 PM: Quote from: Chipopo on March 06, 2009, 02:03:52 PM
There's probably more to this story. What did you do to scare your poor roommate himu? :'(

Nada

he's been like this since i moved in about a month ago
Title: Re: Are all ntards like this?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 06, 2009, 07:34:17 PM: Quote from: a slime appears on March 06, 2009, 08:37:58 AM
Quote from: T EXP on March 06, 2009, 12:37:29 AM
A true Nintendo fan would run up to you and show you a bunch of sales charts, proving why Wagamama Girls Mode is awesome and is worth paying attention to.
:lol That's a real game? I thought you just pulled a random title out of your ass.

Believe it brah

:nsfw :nsfw :nsfw

(http://images.redial.net/WAGAMAMA-110.png)