THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: etiolate on December 05, 2006, 01:11:26 AM
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The Hulk like outbursts of some special needs children. Is distinguished mentally-challenged fellow strength real? Is it pure adrenaline pumping pain impervious behvior? Is it just a joke?
Discuss
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I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
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I think it's adrenaline.
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I saw a mentally challenged kid beat this other kid up once. The regular kid was making fun of the mentally challenged kid (Josh), and everyone was laughing. I'm friends with Josh's sister so I tried to convince him to come with me and get away from those idiots, but he pushed me away from him and ran towards the kid who was messing with him. This resulted in a compete, brutal beatdown in which Josh broke two of the kid's teeth before I could yank him away.
To this day he seems to think that I was the one being bad lol. Dude is a trip lol; overall he's very funny and caring imo, and I think he needs friendly contact with people. I hate seeing anyone get mistreated, so I've gone out my way to really hang out with him and make him feel comfortable around me, even if he is loud and annoying at times.
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I hate seeing anyone get mistreated, so I've gone out my way to really hang out with him and make him feel comfortable around me, even if he is loud and annoying at times.
Aww, that's sweet. While you're at it, why don't you give him the old rusty trombone and seal the deal?
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PhoenixDark gonna show Josh what love is confirmed :-[
I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME
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A distinguished mentally-challenged person saved my dad from drowning as a small child. true story
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I've never seen this, only heard about it. In highschool, there was a kid like this that was teased on a daily basis and the one and only time he was pushed too far, he locked up his arm in a "punching pose" and literally ran at the guy who was making fun of him.
He hurt his hand when it ran into a locker.
So no, I think it's all HOGWASH.
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Depends on the type of distinguished mentally-challenged, it does mess with neural pathways that could re-direct aldrenaline burts in some whack fashion.
Plausible, let's ask mythbusters.
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I don't want to see some mentally distinguished mentally-challenged kid get put into a microwave :-\
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MY uncle's new wife has a daughter who is about 100 pounds and severely distinguished mentally-challenged. The wife is like 200 pounds, and the distinguished mentally-challenged daughter routinely knocks her out.
It's pretty hilarious actually. It's like the whole "don't fuck with the little guy because he's gonna savage you" thing taken to a new level. :lol
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I dont think many tv shows, even on cable, could get away with 'is distinguished mentally-challenged fellow strength real?'
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we once taunted this distinguished mentally-challenged kid and he got real mad and picked up an SUV and hurled it at us
fortunately superman was there to save us but it was quite a showdown
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It's real. They also have giant tongues and penors.
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It's real. They also have giant tongues and penors.
goddamn I was JUST about to say that.
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If they land a fist on you, yeah maybe, but anyone could dodge that motherfucker like the Matrix. No coordination and slow as thick molasses.
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I don't want to see some mentally distinguished mentally-challenged kid get put into a microwave :-\
Posts like these make me want to come back here.
Maybe PD has it in him too.
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I think a better route for this topic is:
distinguished mentally-challenged fellow WANK STORIES
Anyone ever see a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow get his urge on and start floggin' his big ol' tardcock in public? I have; twice.
Once was when I was in college, working as a student programmer. Apparently all the cute college chicks in their little sundresses and halter tops made Senor Corky a little too uncomfortably erect, so he unzipped his cords and started gettin' his five-fingered freakstyle revved up right in the middle of the second floor main hall of the Engineering building. Folks started gasping, but half of us really couldn't tear our eyes away. Dude was hung like a fuckin' ox, and he was just bootstrappin' his bologna like there was no-one there. Jizzed like a fuckin' cattle stud, too, sloppin' all over the place. His mom, who worked in the adjacent dean's office, came and got him and apparently killed his post-ejaculatory endorphin buzz 'cuz he started sobbin' and hyperventilating. It was really REALLY jacked up. That image of his CUM just squirtin' all over his fingers will NEVER EVER LEAVE MY MIND, and I know if they ever do an autopsy on me during my eventual untimely traffic-related demise they'll find that very picture scored into my retina.
The other time was more creepy, and was also when I worked as a student programmer at the U. As part of our decent paying jobs (24K/yr in Oklahoma for a GRAD STUDENT was rad), we had to do 40 hours of community service. I offered to teach basic web programming to Boy Scouts during some computer camp out in the boonies, largely because everyone else refused to. I was warned not to do this, because apparently it's HELL, but I scoffed since I figured my fellow grads were all pussies. My old man used to drag me out into the hinterlands for camping/fishing trips, so what's a little poison sumac and ticks? FUCK THERE WERE TICKS, though. I had to have FOUR of them burned outta me, and I got a shitload of shots, too. Besides being utterly miserable the whole time, I had to deal with the kids trying to steal my laptop so they could play Shadow Warrior and I also got saddled with this giant distinguished mentally-challenged kid named Troy. He was my height and twice as wide, and he scared this piss out of me 'cuz he was clearly, well, GAY. He just looked like a massive lawsuit waiting to happen, and he had these nasty fingernails he was always trying to cut kids with. Anyway, disaster happened in the showers, as expected -- a couple of the kids came busting into my counselor digs at like 6AM, telling me that "Troy is sick, he's beating off" and sure enough, he was. What the fuck do you do? He's this 230+ pound megateen just rippin' into his shank in the middle of the public showers, eyes rolling in his head. I wasn't gonna touch him, so I called the head counselor. Unfortunately, all the noise had freaked "Troy" out and he was all screaming QUIT LOOKING QUIT LOOKING. He finally just laid down in the middle of the shower and kinda rocked himself and cried. It was really messed up, cuz unlike the other dude I think he was just self-aware enough to know that he'd really humiliated himself. Thankfully, I didn't hafta call the parents or explain that shit to them.
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:rofl
Dear god.
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That was pretty fucking hot.
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I got caught bopping the bishop by my friend, but that's a story for another thread
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I wish I was hung like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. :(
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:lol
Back in high school, something similar to Drinky's first story happened at the cafeteria. One of the special education students just started jerking it underneath the table, so hard that he was hitting the top of the table (bam! bam! bam! bam! bam! and so on). Several people caught on and were just awestruck. He jizzed all over the underside of the table and the floor, and some poor female soul walked on it. Of course, that side of the cafeteria erupted in laughter and she had distinguished mentally-challenged fellow jizz on her shoe soles for the rest of the day.
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:lol
Back in high school, something similar to Drinky's first story happened at the cafeteria. One of the special education students just started jerking it underneath the table, so hard that he was hitting the top of the table (bam! bam! bam! bam! bam! and so on). Several people caught on and were just awestruck. He jizzed all over the underside of the table and the floor, and some poor female soul walked on it. Of course, that side of the cafeteria erupted in laughter and she had distinguished mentally-challenged fellow jizz on her shoe soles for the rest of the day.
Somehow she got pregnant and 9 months later she gave birth to the Dark Shake.
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:lol
Back in high school, something similar to Drinky's first story happened at the cafeteria. One of the special education students just started jerking it underneath the table, so hard that he was hitting the top of the table (bam! bam! bam! bam! bam! and so on). Several people caught on and were just awestruck. He jizzed all over the underside of the table and the floor, and some poor female soul walked on it. Of course, that side of the cafeteria erupted in laughter and she had distinguished mentally-challenged fellow jizz on her shoe soles for the rest of the day.
Somehow she got pregnant and 9 months later she gave birth to the Dark Shake.
YES! :rofl