Nope, my name isn't malek.
Nope, my name isn't malek.
But if your name was Malek. Would you kill yourself?
nope, she begged me to satisfy her in a way malek never could
and when i ravaged her holes, she made me call her a dirty canuck
Klondike bars are awesome. Wish I bought more than eight.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Would you screw up the courage to strike up a conversation with flannel girl?
You should have made something up, like fake being confused about something the teacher saidWhat would you do for a Klondike bar?
Would you screw up the courage to strike up a conversation with flannel girl?
Actually I somehow found the nerve to talk to her yesterday when she sat down next to me in class (there weren't many seats left). She mumbled one word responses and didn't even look at me. I just sat there--dejected--thinking about all the Klondike bars I'd eat when I got home. Then I got home and remembered that I forgot to pick up a binder from the general office, and had to go back to school to pick it up. sigh
:gloomy crappy day :gloomy
You should have made something up, like fake being confused about something the teacher saidWhat would you do for a Klondike bar?
Would you screw up the courage to strike up a conversation with flannel girl?
Actually I somehow found the nerve to talk to her yesterday when she sat down next to me in class (there weren't many seats left). She mumbled one word responses and didn't even look at me. I just sat there--dejected--thinking about all the Klondike bars I'd eat when I got home. Then I got home and remembered that I forgot to pick up a binder from the general office, and had to go back to school to pick it up. sigh
:gloomy crappy day :gloomy
Regardless, it makes it far less weird to sit next to her since it already happened before regardless of the circumstance. It's like she is going to look at you with disgust and move to another spot.
Cheebs, there weren't any good seats left. She didn't choose to sit next to me.
Also, she always seems to arrive late to class, while I arrive early to reserve a seat in the back corner.
- clearly she doesn't find you attractive -
It'd be a good story to tell your children one day after you woo her.- clearly she doesn't find you attractive -
:bawl
"It's like she is going to look at you with disgust and move to another spot."
I can see that happening.
It'd be a good story to tell your children one day after you woo her.- clearly she doesn't find you attractive -
:bawl
"It's like she is going to look at you with disgust and move to another spot."
I can see that happening.
WAIT I GOT IT.
Shave your beard, all of it. Show up a bit late, sit next to her. If she says "hey, you shaved your beard" it opens a conversation up and you win.
If she says nothing that means she doesn't even notice you exist and its a lost cause and go home and jack off to pictures of jenny lewis.
:lol
I'm pretty sure he meant "it's NOT like..."
she's a lost cause. You should try to get a sample of her hair/flannel while you still have the chance.
she's a lost cause. You should try to get a sample of her hair/flannel while you still have the chance.
Do I come off as crazy online?
This is a serious question.
Then copy the damn 500 Days of Summer Trailer. Make a fake facebook account since you say hers is private, add her hope she is the type to add anyone who requests. Look at the music she lists she likes.
Show up listening to one of them VERY loudly on a ipod and sit next to her and take them off while it is playing to make sure she hears it.
Will work without fail just like in the indie movies. :bow
Talk to really ugly fat chicks on online dating sites.
No thanks. I'm so introverted and self-sufficient that I don't need to settle. I'd rather be alone.
Talk to really ugly fat chicks on online dating sites.
How's okcupid treating ya' these daysTalk to really ugly fat chicks on online dating sites.
Signing up for PoF was a mistake. :-\
malek's kinda reminding me of arvie now. i'm so sorry. :'(
No thanks. I'm so introverted and self-sufficient that I don't need to settle. I'd rather be alone.
It's about the practice, not about sharing your live or some such shit.
malek's kinda reminding me of arvie now. i'm so sorry. :'(
i didn't know that was a meme. :lol
i should browse eb more often.
what you're describing is basically what arvie says he is. but maybe you're joking or something.
i didn't know that was a meme. :lol
Speaking of Arvie, he hasn't been online since February.
See what you did Rebiak?