lol, not at all. I'm a non-believer...
I blame masturbation for me not getting laid. Why go out and meet girls when I've got the internet and five minutes to spare?
I blame masturbation for me not getting laid. Why go out and meet girls when I've got the internet and five minutes to spare?
Human companionship. Fun. Pretty smells. Cuddling. :D
you wouldn't want to cuddle with a fattie?I blame masturbation for me not getting laid. Why go out and meet girls when I've got the internet and five minutes to spare?
Human companionship. Fun. Pretty smells. Cuddling. :D
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god knows how many potential children i killed.
Gotta wonder about the dude who wrote this into the Bible...what was he thinking? Did he have some deformation, was jealous and wanted to spoil the fun for everyone?god knows how many potential children i killed.
Seriously, I don't think even he(?) knows that. It's a massive amount of dead children. No one can count that far.
A friend of mine comes from Marocco and he told me that. I laughed at his face and wanked twice that day.
I don't know why wanking should be forbidden. That's just stupid.
The teacher of my abstinence-only sexuality class said this:
"The fact that people always laugh or feel nervous when masturbation is mentioned should tell you that there's something wrong with it."
The teacher of my abstinence-only sexuality class said this:
"The fact that people always laugh or feel nervous when masturbation is mentioned should tell you that there's something wrong with it."
The teacher of my abstinence-only sexuality class said this:
"The fact that people always laugh or feel nervous when masturbation is mentioned should tell you that there's something wrong with it."
iirc, the bible forbids it because of some story about god smiting a guy for accidentally ejaculating outside of the woman. that god was punishing him for not using his seed efficiently or something.Talk about renewable natural resources. Don't worry God, there's plenty more where that came (pun intended) from.
iirc, the bible forbids it because of some story about god smiting a guy for accidentally ejaculating outside of the woman. that god was punishing him for not using his seed efficiently or something.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking of. I think actually that all 3 abrahamic religions based some sort of sexual rules on that one story. Christianity bans contraceptives and pulling out while Islam and I believe Judaism has rules on ritual cleansing after nocturnal emissions and sex. And I'm certain that all of them ban spanking the monkey.iirc, the bible forbids it because of some story about god smiting a guy for accidentally ejaculating outside of the woman. that god was punishing him for not using his seed efficiently or something.
that was onan, and he was punished for not knocking up the woman god told him to; instead, he shot his seed on the ground and lol'd at god and got his ass srsly smote
what if you wank it TO the bible?
there's some penthouse-letter-level stuff in there...
I thought it was forbidden because you kill potential kids.
Each ejaculation contains millions and millions of potenital children.
You kill sperm just as effectively by NOT wanking; these things don't have a very long shelf-life.
iirc, the bible forbids it because of some story about god smiting a guy for accidentally ejaculating outside of the woman. that god was punishing him for not using his seed efficiently or something.
that was onan, and he was punished for not knocking up the woman god told him to; instead, he shot his seed on the ground and lol'd at god and got his ass srsly smote
I once had a Muslim co-worker tell me that he never masturbated, not even once, because it's forbidden by Islam. I don't think it's explicitly forbidden, but it's seen as forbidden because it is omitted as an approved sex act, which is between a man and a wife or a man and his slave.
Yep. That's about it. The Bible never mentions masturbation. I heard some pastor actually promote masturbation as long as you are not ''lusting'', either by watching porn or fantasizing in your head.iirc, the bible forbids it because of some story about god smiting a guy for accidentally ejaculating outside of the woman. that god was punishing him for not using his seed efficiently or something.Yeah, that's about it. The Bible never mentions masturbation
that was onan, and he was punished for not knocking up the woman god told him to; instead, he shot his seed on the ground and lol'd at god and got his ass srsly smote
Yep. That's about it. The Bible never mentions masturbation. I heard some pastor actually promote masturbation as long as you are not ''lusting'', either by watching porn or fantasizing in your head.iirc, the bible forbids it because of some story about god smiting a guy for accidentally ejaculating outside of the woman. that god was punishing him for not using his seed efficiently or something.Yeah, that's about it. The Bible never mentions masturbation
that was onan, and he was punished for not knocking up the woman god told him to; instead, he shot his seed on the ground and lol'd at god and got his ass srsly smote
I don't even think that's possible.
what if you wank it TO the bible?
there's some penthouse-letter-level stuff in there...