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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 09, 2009, 06:27:09 PM

Title: Group job interviews suck dick
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 09, 2009, 06:27:09 PM
I just had one, which was weird--they basically had us twelve candidates do some sort of two-hour AA-like panel discussion/job interview. What was even weirder is that I was the only guy they were interviewing that was below 40 (I'm 22), and I was in the midst of all these overqualified geezers fighting for a mid-level IT Management position. :-\ 2 Great 2 Depressing indeed.

Anyone else experience something like this lately? Are they doing this to cut HR costs?
Title: Re: Group job interviews suck dick
Post by: Reb on March 09, 2009, 06:29:15 PM
So you're in right, half the age, half the pay!

Well, at least you'll be considerably cheaper, and able to stay awake for 8 hours.
Title: Re: Group job interviews suck dick
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 09, 2009, 06:35:30 PM
yeah most of these guys were asking for like 80-100k. Not in this economy, old man...


Anyway I just found it surprising that all these seasoned IT vets--project managers, former CIOs, etc etc were doing so bad! I should have gone to law school, dagnabbit!

You sucked a group of dicks at an interview?

I was trying to elicit this type of response. :teehee
Title: Re: Group job interviews suck dick
Post by: Bildi on March 09, 2009, 07:39:33 PM
Cheap, tender, young labour - you definitely have the upper hand on this one Arbys.
Title: Re: Group job interviews suck dick
Post by: xnikki118x on March 10, 2009, 01:51:02 AM
Cheap, tender, young labour - you definitely have the upper hand on this one Arbys.

That's what I would think as well. Sounds like it's in the bag for you. Good luck!

Group interviews must suck so hard though, ew.
Title: Re: Group job interviews suck dick
Post by: Reb on March 10, 2009, 10:02:32 AM
Who is going to hire a 22 year old as their IT manager?

I was head of finance at 23, pretty comparable jobs.
Title: Re: Group job interviews suck dick
Post by: Reb on March 10, 2009, 11:33:45 AM
Who is going to hire a 22 year old as their IT manager?

I was head of finance at 23, pretty comparable jobs.

Were there like 10 people in the company?

No, about 500, 20+ in my department.
Title: Re: Group job interviews suck dick
Post by: Reb on March 10, 2009, 01:21:39 PM
Who is going to hire a 22 year old as their IT manager?

I was head of finance at 23, pretty comparable jobs.

Were there like 10 people in the company?

No, about 500, 20+ in my department.

How the fuck did a recent college grad get that job then?

I got my bachelor in business economics when I was 20. I spent the last half year of that study in the company creating/compiling an accounting manual. They hired me when I was done with school. The first two years I did the accounts for various companies there, the third year I was controller for the holding company, another year later they made me head of finance.
Title: Re: Group job interviews suck dick
Post by: Reb on March 10, 2009, 01:32:36 PM
I lasted for a year and a half before they promoted me to my current position. :teehee

Also, imagine how many people I pissed of along the way.
Title: Re: Group job interviews suck dick
Post by: Ganhyun on March 10, 2009, 01:43:00 PM
I lasted for a year and a half before they promoted me to my current position. :teehee

Also, imagine how many people I pissed of along the way.

Probably quite a bit. I bet alot of them call you ass kisser or some such name. SOme probably think you are fucking someone to get those promotions so fast.


:teehee
Title: Re: Group job interviews suck dick
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 10, 2009, 02:11:01 PM
Who is going to hire a 22 year old as their IT manager?
Like Rebiak, I got my degree when I was 20. Been working on and off consultancy jobs while I was studying, too (and no, I'm not some sort of nerdlinger go-getter, all of this shit was required for me to get my degree). It's not as awesome as being head of finance, but hey, you'd be surprised at how basic the requirements for most of these mid-to-high level IT jobs are.

But yeah, good point; I've been out of work for a while and I should probably set my standards a bit lower now. :gloomy
Title: Re: Group job interviews suck dick
Post by: Reb on March 10, 2009, 02:47:00 PM
I don't know man, I'd rather hire a young go getter for cheaper.