THE BORE
General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Billy Rygar on March 17, 2009, 06:44:17 PM
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http://www.kmiz.com/news/story.php?id=13725 (http://www.kmiz.com/news/story.php?id=13725)
"There is no reason an adult should have this game," says Andy Anderson, Mid-Missouri Internet Crimes Task Force.
Anderson says adults playing "animal crossing" and similar games are likely doing it for the wrong reasons.
smh
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Your average 20something ninthing certainly fits the description of a pedophile. Fat, smelly, neckbeard, has a creepy fascination with children's toys, etc.
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both my roommate and girlfriend own this game
thank you for alerting me that they are both most likely pedophiles
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Where's Saint Cornelius and Teddman when you need them...?
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Where's Saint Cornelius and Teddman when you need them...?
Undoubtedly parked in a van outside of a school in southern California.
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Are you under 18?
yes, but we met through church group!
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:lol at First engulfing my dick on not one but TWO forums
By the way, I don't own AC for the Wii. The only AC I really liked was the one for the Gamecube.
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in the game's defense, i have been threatened with rape more times in a game of resistance than any nintendo offering
that said, the article is fundamentally correct: adults should not be playing animal crossing, and if you catch one doing so, it is probably because he is a filthy degraded perma-adolescent furry and probably keeps most of his thin, watery semen stored in a starfox plushie. if they're female, they probably just like cute shit and that's okay, because hey estrogen
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I bought the game for DS and hated it, so I'm at least okay in terms of ninthings
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in the game's defense, i have been threatened with rape more times in a game of resistance than any nintendo offering
if they're female, they probably just like cute shit and that's okay, because hey estrogen
I can attest to that. Having Nintendo consoles has been good for my relationship, and great to have around when shacking up with my lady friend.
I doubt I'll ever get her to co-op through RE5 with me, but you should see how much of a kick she gets out of Mario Kart.
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I like this guy's no-nonsense approach to game reviews, what's his take on Killzone 2
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I concur with Mr. Anderson
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:bow Andy Anderson, Mid-Missouri Internet Crimes Task Force :bow2
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which is worse: living across the street from a high school for 2 years or owning animal crossing GCN
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explain animu pedos
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What about Great Rumbler?
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I'm sick of Animal Crossing, but maybe I'll pick this up after all...
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Anderson says adults playing "animal crossing" and similar games are likely doing it for the wrong reasons.
Rest. Relaxation. Non-stressful, non-competitive gaming. A Jedi craves not these things.
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hello everyone, I am Andy Anderson, Mid-Missouri Internet Crimes Task Force
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andy looks like that austrian guy who fucked his daughter over 9000 times
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givin a bad name to drews everywhere
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What about Great Rumbler?
Nah, my personal traits are much closer to serial killer than pedophile.
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yo Deena the Platypus is totally legal
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Why does this forum allow itself to be so distinguished mentally-challenged?
This is the reason there are friend codes in the first place. The only way these kids could be targeted in this fashion is the internet, which is the real culprit here. Attention starved kids giving out personal information there.
The only person I've played city folk online with is the hot asian girl at work, but she just used me for my bells
D:
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Why does this forum allow itself to be so distinguished mentally-challenged?
This is the reason there are friend codes in the first place. The only way these kids could be targeted in this fashion is the internet, which is the real culprit here. Attention starved kids giving out personal information there.
The only person I've played city folk online with is the hot asian girl at work, but she just used me for my bells
D:
Yeah, blame the internet.
Well, that's kind of what the article does:
This warning includes any web-based game that allows instant messaging or voice-over IP.
For some reason they decided to only point out Animal Crossing, which makes no sense because it uses Friend Codes.
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Animal Crossing for the Gamecube was fun. You're all a bunch of insecure manchildren, and you can eat my scat.
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if by "fun" you mean "temporarily satisfying one's asspie obsessive-compulsive disorder and not really fun at all"
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I thought WARHAWK was the pedo game of choice, what with that guy getting busted for soliciting nudies from an 11 year old girl.
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if by "fun" you mean "temporarily satisfying one's asspie obsessive-compulsive disorder and not really fun at all"
you've got your opinion, and I've got mine. i found AC to be a fun, easy going diversion and the ladies in my household agreed with me. sorry if having fun with the fam puts me in the pedo asspie OCD category.
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Aha,Wii fans are finally exposed.
Perverts :lol
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you've got your opinion, and I've got mine. i found AC to be a fun, easy going diversion and the ladies in my household agreed with me. sorry if having fun with the fam puts me in the pedo asspie OCD category.
(http://i44.tinypic.com/t7zxog.jpg)
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My wife and kid, dickbreath. Off the leg already.
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I have been playing Twilight Princess the last few days, fuck animal crossing
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if by "fun" you mean "temporarily satisfying one's asspie obsessive-compulsive disorder and not really fun at all"
This is a dumb post. How much do you really know about autistic spectrum disorder? An asspie is more likely to gravitate towards the shitty rpg genre.
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if by "fun" you mean "temporarily satisfying one's asspie obsessive-compulsive disorder and not really fun at all"
This is a dumb post. How much do you really know about autistic spectrum disorder? An asspie is more likely to gravitate towards the shitty rpg genre.
Why is this? And no offense, but a Wii Music fan doesn't have a right to diss other games/genres. ::)
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Autistics are good with numbers. They're very logical people too. So for instance, "if I do x enough y should happen". But see, Animal Crossing isn't like that. Its obtuse and vague and random quite often. There's no stats either. An autistic child could very well be into it though.
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Autistics are good with numbers. They're very logical people too. So for instance, "if I do x enough y should happen". But see, Animal Crossing isn't like that. Its obtuse and vague and random quite often. There's no stats either. An autistic child could very well be into it though.
There's actually a whole subset of RPGs that are obtuse/vague/random - namely ones made by Akitoshi Kawazu.
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And Wii Music still pisses all over the fake instrument and rpg genres COMBINED.
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My wife and kid, dickbreath. Off the leg already.
(http://www.smokefreedupage.org/images/two-little-girls.gif)
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And Wii Music still pisses all over the fake instrument and rpg genres COMBINED.
wait, wait wait...
(http://images.hollywood.com/cms/300x375/3709755.jpg)
...what?
Okay you have to be a joke character. I'm a nintendo fan, but dude
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I agree with him on the RPG quip, at least
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it's straight up asspie fodder. you endlessly collect things, you endlessly organize things, you do simple pixel art, you follow and track a simple event calendar, you live a harmless, non-threatening, wholly sanitized virtual life in a feckless town full of cutesy lo-fi animals that make lame nintendo metajokes, and you ultimately spin your wheels in a shallow hamster wheel that allows you to perpetutate the illusion of productivity without actually forcing you to consider real goals or an endgame. that's PURE asspie!
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And Wii Music still pisses all over the fake instrument and rpg genres COMBINED.
I don't like the fake instrument genre very much but Wii Music is the definition of 'shallow'. The 'music' you make with it doesn't even sound good!
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if by "fun" you mean "temporarily satisfying one's asspie obsessive-compulsive disorder and not really fun at all"
This is a dumb post. How much do you really know about autistic spectrum disorder? An asspie is more likely to gravitate towards the shitty rpg genre.
WRONG. My asperger's havin' nephew owns every version of Animal Crossing, and is way into all of the Sims, Petz and similar games that allow him to play demented little godling with a flock of cute animals and then dress them up.
edit: holy shit, he's actually trying to say good things about wii music. get the fucking shotgun.
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You can not insult an entire genre of gaming (except for fake music games) based on some pedo-hyping article about strangers on the interwebs.
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I don't argue with unemployed depressives. Sorry Card Cheat. Reorganise your priorities and stop judging folks, k?
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I have been playing Twilight Princess the last few days, fuck animal crossing
That's even worse
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it's straight up asspie fodder. you endlessly collect things, you endlessly organize things, you do simple pixel art, you follow and track a simple event calendar, you live a harmless, non-threatening, wholly sanitized virtual life in a feckless town full of cutesy lo-fi animals that make lame nintendo metajokes, and you ultimately spin your wheels in a shallow hamster wheel that allows you to perpetutate the illusion of productivity without actually forcing you to consider real goals or an endgame. that's PURE asspie!
and in the gamecube version, you unlocked NES games, giving an old skool gamer such as myself a goal to work towards.
are you THAT insecure that you have to furiously bang away at your keyboard whenever someone says something about a Nintendo game?
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it's straight up asspie fodder. you endlessly collect things, you endlessly organize things, you do simple pixel art, you follow and track a simple event calendar, you live a harmless, non-threatening, wholly sanitized virtual life in a feckless town full of cutesy lo-fi animals that make lame nintendo metajokes, and you ultimately spin your wheels in a shallow hamster wheel that allows you to perpetutate the illusion of productivity without actually forcing you to consider real goals or an endgame. that's PURE asspie!
and in the gamecube version, you unlocked NES games, giving an old skool gamer such as myself a goal to work towards.
are you THAT insecure that you have to furiously bang away at your keyboard whenever someone says something about a Nintendo game?
meanwhile, us old skool gamers with jobs just kept playing the same ROMs we had for the past 5 years
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I have been playing Twilight Princess the last few days, fuck animal crossing
That's even worse
lulz no way. :bow Twilight Princess :bow2
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furry
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meanwhile, us old skool gamers with jobs just kept playing the same ROMs we had for the past 5 years
I've got a job and I'm not some insecure shithead who stubs his vagina every time the word "nintendo" is mentioned. Thank you, come again!
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That's great! Now kindly detach yourself from my dick, thanks!
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::) @ Angry butthurt Nintards
Animal Crossing sucks, get over it.
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What is with Corny's fascination with sexual organs? ???
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What is with Corny's fascination with sexual organs? ???
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I haven't played Animal Crossing, but I like the idea of it. Actually, I had some ideas for an Animal Crossing-ish game of my own at one point. It would be more David Lynch inspired, though.
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I haven't played Animal Crossing, but I like the idea of it. Actually, I had some ideas for an Animal Crossing-ish game of my own at one point. It would be more David Lynch inspired, though.
:drool
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I don't argue with unemployed depressives. Sorry Card Cheat. Reorganise your priorities and stop judging folks, k?
lol u mad
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Honestly, the only appealing thing for me in the GC Animal Crossing is the NES games... but I already own them all on cartridge, so yeah. Glad I didn't waste my money on the game.
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it's straight up asspie fodder. you endlessly collect things, you endlessly organize things, you do simple pixel art, you follow and track a simple event calendar, you live a harmless, non-threatening, wholly sanitized virtual life in a feckless town full of cutesy lo-fi animals that make lame nintendo metajokes, and you ultimately spin your wheels in a shallow hamster wheel that allows you to perpetutate the illusion of productivity without actually forcing you to consider real goals or an endgame. that's PURE asspie!
and in the gamecube version, you unlocked NES games, giving an old skool gamer such as myself a goal to work towards.
are you THAT insecure that you have to furiously bang away at your keyboard whenever someone says something about a Nintendo game?
are you so insecure about your love of colorful children's mascots that you hafta white knight nintendo at every turn, senor?
see, these are rhetorical questions. on the other hand, it is established and credible FACT that animal crossing leads to child buggery. do you think pedophilia is COOL, corny? would you let ruzbeh watch your kid(s)?
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alternatively, just install a popcap game if your time is that trivial
they're better designed and not a gateway into kid diddlin'
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Peggle > anything Nintendo has released in the past 5 years, bar Mario Galaxy.
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The horrible truth about Animal Crossing:
http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Animal%20Crossing/index.html
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Animal Crossing is indeed awesome. Nintendo had a series of sort of laid back, relaxing gaming experiences with the Gamecube. The only problem with AC is the same problem with real life, you don't get to pick your neighbors. If you got shitty animals in your village the experience was a lot less enjoyable than if you got good neighbors.
A rainy day in Animal Crossing was one of my favorite parts of last gen.
I also remember writing a suicide note on the town message board and then getting tons of letters form the villagers the next day. It was weird in a 'did the game do that on purpose" sort of way.
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Playing AC is just an admission that nothing is going on in your life and you're incredibly bored. Nothing wrong with that, everyone goes through those phases in life. Just don't admit it in public.
It's like playing Slingo on AOL. Not that I have ever done that.
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are you so insecure about your love of colorful children's mascots that you hafta white knight nintendo at every turn, senor?
I don't KSA every fucking ninty thing that comes down the pike; I'm not, like, Woebedraggled or some shit
see, these are rhetorical questions. on the other hand, it is established and credible FACT that animal crossing leads to child buggery. do you think pedophilia is COOL, corny? would you let ruzbeh watch your kid(s)?
::)
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good article, tho it neglects mentioning wind waker
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and in the gamecube version, you unlocked NES games, giving an old skool gamer such as myself a goal to work towards.
So you played a shitty game for hours just to unlock and play good NES games that you've already played to death/own/owned/have emulated?
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and in the gamecube version, you unlocked NES games, giving an old skool gamer such as myself a goal to work towards.
So you played a shitty game for hours just to unlock and play good NES games that you've already played to death/own/owned/have emulated?
Quit trying to use logic!
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I don't argue with unemployed depressives. Sorry Card Cheat. Reorganise your priorities and stop judging folks, k?
lol u mad
No, but going by your posts I gather you're
-unemployed
-in a rut (aka do nothing depressive)
-loveless
and your pic wasn't flattering either. I usually wouldn't judge someone in your position but you come across as a bitter old fat cynic who judges other folks for the things they enjoy and possible autistic afflictions. Speaks to a lack of empathy on your part, because no matter how long you've been in your rut, ASD often means isolation for decades. You play videogames in your thirties and post in forums. You're not wasting your time any better than I am. At the very least I have steady work.
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lol u mad
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Playing AC is just an admission that nothing is going on in your life and you're incredibly bored. Nothing wrong with that, everyone goes through those phases in life. Just don't admit it in public.
It's like playing Slingo on AOL. Not that I have ever done that.
Eh, thats a typical gamer in general. Most active folks I know stick to one online fps in their downtime and don't bother with the niche stuff.
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Whatever tubby.
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Whatever pedo.
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lol u mad!
Tubby pedo.
lol
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Get back on track with the AC/Nintendo bashing.
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Fuck off lyte tubby
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lol u mad!
Tubby pedo.
lol
Dude,
A) that picture is like four years old
B) since I *HATE* children worse than even the average adult I doubt that I'm pedo material
C) I'm not unemployed, I'm a freelance video editor. Yes my workload has dropped markedly since 2G2D began but I still get 1-2 projects a month that pay me in the $1-1.5k range
D) none of this changes the fact that you like shitty non-games. You tried to fucking apologize for wii music. WII MUSIC.
In summation, kindly fuck off.
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lol he mad
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lol u mad!
Tubby pedo.
lol
Dude,
A) that picture is like four years old
B) since I *HATE* children worse than even the average adult I doubt that I'm pedo material
C) I'm not unemployed, I'm a freelance video editor. Yes my workload has dropped markedly since 2G2D began but I still get 1-2 projects a month that pay me in the $1-1.5k range
D) none of this changes the fact that you like shitty non-games. You tried to fucking apologize for wii music. WII MUSIC.
In summation, kindly fuck off.
lol u mad
Give us a new pic tubby. Lets see if your balder.
And its funny I make about as much as you.
:rofl
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:lol
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You make about as much as me... but I do about an average of 8-10 hours of work per job. Haha.
Also, I don't have to try to go through life apologizing for shitty videogames.
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You make about as much as me... but I do about an average of 8-10 hours of work per job. Haha.
Also, I don't have to try to go through life apologizing for shitty videogames.
So you get about 20 hrs a month? Yeah, a fucking bum. And who is apologising for wii music. Like I said superior to the fischer price instrument genre in every way! I don't apoligise for success. But unlike you I've played the games I diss.
Listen I'll commission you Mr. Freelance to write an article about the minutia in the everyday life of a depressed bore.
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You're about as capable of logic and reason as my 10 year old asspie nephew, so I'm just gonna go back to
lol u mad
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To be fair, the last half a page or so has been Emceegrammar riding my cock with the single minded intensity that only an asspie can produce.
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This is easily the worst language I could have possibly imagined in a thread about Animal Crossing.
Fuckers.