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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Guybrush Threepwood on March 18, 2009, 08:20:43 PM

Title: what did you GIVE AWAY today to support socialism?
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on March 18, 2009, 08:20:43 PM

I gave someone my pen

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Title: Re: what did you GIVE AWAY today to support socialism?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 18, 2009, 08:22:44 PM

I gave your dad head in a belltown dumpster

In return he gave me a mild concussion and aids

Title: Re: what did you GIVE AWAY today to support socialism?
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 18, 2009, 08:25:32 PM

When the state gives you something it's socialism. This is charity what all good Republicans do  :smug

Title: Re: what did you GIVE AWAY today to support socialism?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 18, 2009, 08:54:48 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 18, 2009, 08:22:44 PM

I gave your dad head in a belltown dumpster

In return he gave me a mild concussion and aids

So a regular Wednesday then eh? 

Title: Re: what did you GIVE AWAY today to support socialism?
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 18, 2009, 08:59:41 PM

I used my combo card to get a free sub from Firehouse.

Title: Re: what did you GIVE AWAY today to support socialism?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 18, 2009, 09:04:44 PM

I accidentally didn't hold the door for someone behind me so I thought I'd get the next one on my way out.  Only the next one was a bit to far away so I held if for a bit uncomfortable waiting for him.  He realized I was holding it and said thank you at the exact moment I realized holding the door was weird and let go.  By the time I let go he was actually there and the door slammed on him.   :'(

I'm a bad giver and comrade.   

Title: Re: what did you GIVE AWAY today to support socialism?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 18, 2009, 09:33:10 PM

I actually donated my old '92 Ford Escort today.

Title: Re: what did you GIVE AWAY today to support socialism?
Post by: Kestastrophe on March 18, 2009, 09:34:20 PM

I signed up for volunteer work, only to find out that one of the positions I was looking at is already filled  :'(

Title: Re: what did you GIVE AWAY today to support socialism?
Post by: Yeti on March 18, 2009, 10:12:48 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 18, 2009, 09:04:44 PM

I accidentally didn't hold the door for someone behind me so I thought I'd get the next one on my way out.  Only the next one was a bit to far away so I held if for a bit uncomfortable waiting for him.  He realized I was holding it and said thank you at the exact moment I realized holding the door was weird and let go.  By the time I let go he was actually there and the door slammed on him.   :'(

I'm a bad giver and comrade.   

This reads just like an FML

Title: Re: what did you GIVE AWAY today to support socialism?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 18, 2009, 11:39:01 PM

Quote from: Yeti on March 18, 2009, 10:12:48 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 18, 2009, 09:04:44 PM

I accidentally didn't hold the door for someone behind me so I thought I'd get the next one on my way out.  Only the next one was a bit to far away so I held if for a bit uncomfortable waiting for him.  He realized I was holding it and said thank you at the exact moment I realized holding the door was weird and let go.  By the time I let go he was actually there and the door slammed on him.   :'(

I'm a bad giver and comrade.   

This reads just like an FML

my like reads like a FML.  Though as I was coming out of my calc midterm today a hot Asian chick did the same to me  :'(  I feel better and worse at the same time!  :'( :'( :'(

Title: Re: what did you GIVE AWAY today to support socialism?
Post by: tiesto on March 18, 2009, 11:44:16 PM

Gave some gaffer copies of Gears of War I and II in exchange for Little Big Planet.

Title: Re: what did you GIVE AWAY today to support socialism?
Post by: Bildi on March 18, 2009, 11:56:43 PM

We have a distinguished mentally-challenged guy who comes to our workplace regularly to collect pens.

I don't give him any because I'm a cunt and I'm already contributing to his welfare payments anyway.