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Title: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 18, 2009, 09:55:25 PM
for this: http://www.eif.co.uk/ and this: http://www.cs.nott.ac.uk/~gmh/icfp09.html

I have four months.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 18, 2009, 09:56:43 PM
Hire a call girl
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 18, 2009, 09:58:20 PM
do call girls generally appreciate classical music though?  and programming language theory?
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 18, 2009, 10:00:23 PM
For a price, sure. This could be an interesting thread: post a CL ad asking for a good looking lady to attend said conferences with you, offer some outrageous sum of money, and start taking applications. Pics included
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 18, 2009, 10:01:40 PM
Post a weekly ad on Craigslist.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 18, 2009, 10:06:06 PM
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For a price, sure. This could be an interesting thread: post a CL ad asking for a good looking lady to attend said conferences with you, offer some outrageous sum of money, and start taking applications. Pics included

i don't care what she looks like, i just wish i had a relationship with someone so we could have a romantic getaway, instead of the lonely getaway that i will in fact end up having
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Diunx on March 18, 2009, 10:09:51 PM
You could have me but I can't promise "no homo" :-*
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Akala on March 18, 2009, 11:08:57 PM
Man, a trip to Scotland out of the blue would totally lock it down if played correctly..

Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: GilloD on March 18, 2009, 11:11:58 PM
do call girls generally appreciate classical music though?  and programming language theory?

NUMBER ONE: Stop being a fucking bitch and going, "Oh, I could only like a girl who is into Hungarian chamber music". Fuck you. It's fun to be with other people because they're different. My wife hates metal and video games- I love both of those things. But there are 10 million reasons why we get along. Using this "WELL THAT PRETTY GIRL DOESN"T LIKE HEGEL SO WE COULD NEVER BE HAPPY" is just a bitch ass little excuse. Keep that shit up and you won't have a girl to take to fuckin' Steak 'n Shake, let alone Scotland.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 18, 2009, 11:14:21 PM
do call girls generally appreciate classical music though?  and programming language theory?

NUMBER ONE: Stop being a fucking bitch and going, "Oh, I could only like a girl who is into Hungarian chamber music". Fuck you. It's fun to be with other people because they're different. My wife hates metal and video games- I love both of those things. But there are 10 million reasons why we get along. Using this "WELL THAT PRETTY GIRL DOESN"T LIKE HEGEL SO WE COULD NEVER BE HAPPY" is just a bitch ass little excuse. Keep that shit up and you won't have a girl to take to fuckin' Steak 'n Shake, let alone Scotland.

REAL TALK
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 18, 2009, 11:24:08 PM
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NUMBER ONE: Stop being a fucking bitch and going, "Oh, I could only like a girl who is into Hungarian chamber music". Fuck you. It's fun to be with other people because they're different. My wife hates metal and video games- I love both of those things. But there are 10 million reasons why we get along. Using this "WELL THAT PRETTY GIRL DOESN"T LIKE HEGEL SO WE COULD NEVER BE HAPPY" is just a bitch ass little excuse. Keep that shit up and you won't have a girl to take to fuckin' Steak 'n Shake, let alone Scotland.

uh lost track of context much?  if I'm looking for a date to a specific event, it would make sense to my hypothetical date to be herself interested in the subject of the event, no?  why would I want to drag her somewhere she'd be bored?

the whole thing is a fantasy anyway -- it will be tough enough to cover a two week int'l vacation for myself, never mind throwing in someone else's expenses (or expecting them to pay themselves when they probably wouldn't care as much as I do)
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Cheebs on March 18, 2009, 11:25:40 PM
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NUMBER ONE: Stop being a fucking bitch and going, "Oh, I could only like a girl who is into Hungarian chamber music". Fuck you. It's fun to be with other people because they're different. My wife hates metal and video games- I love both of those things. But there are 10 million reasons why we get along. Using this "WELL THAT PRETTY GIRL DOESN"T LIKE HEGEL SO WE COULD NEVER BE HAPPY" is just a bitch ass little excuse. Keep that shit up and you won't have a girl to take to fuckin' Steak 'n Shake, let alone Scotland.

uh lost track of context much?  if I'm looking for a date to a specific event, it would make sense to my hypothetical date to be herself interested in the subject of the event, no?  why would I want to drag her somewhere she'd be bored?
Everyone appreciates sight seeing of a foreign country. It's not like you'd drag her into the conferences with you.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 18, 2009, 11:27:32 PM
It's an international music and performing arts festival.  The ICFP is my thing, sure.

Another important difference is that video games and metal are dumb, so of course it's no big deal if someone doesn't like them.  I mean, I like video games too, but I recognize that they're dumb.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: demi on March 18, 2009, 11:29:50 PM
My wife hates video games

Stopped reading here
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: demi on March 18, 2009, 11:30:44 PM
Also, I wouldn't take advice from GilloD. He may have his "girl of his dreams" but he still gets stepped on like the ant he is at work and at home by his scottish roommates. The wife is his crutch.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: tiesto on March 19, 2009, 12:06:02 AM
do call girls generally appreciate classical music though?  and programming language theory?

NUMBER ONE: Stop being a fucking bitch and going, "Oh, I could only like a girl who is into Hungarian chamber music". Fuck you. It's fun to be with other people because they're different. My wife hates metal and video games- I love both of those things. But there are 10 million reasons why we get along. Using this "WELL THAT PRETTY GIRL DOESN"T LIKE HEGEL SO WE COULD NEVER BE HAPPY" is just a bitch ass little excuse. Keep that shit up and you won't have a girl to take to fuckin' Steak 'n Shake, let alone Scotland.

Gillo layin' the smackdown!

Just post an ad on CL or something, lol.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 19, 2009, 12:09:21 AM
that's ... really not a smackdown, guys.   ::)
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 19, 2009, 12:25:04 AM
Don't forget to pack condoms.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 19, 2009, 12:30:36 AM
How about you set your sights a little lower and just aim for 'friend to take to Scotland'
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 19, 2009, 12:35:32 AM
I'm still tentatively set to go to Ireland with a ladyfriend in late May.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 19, 2009, 12:56:24 AM
I want a girlfriend FROM Scotland
 
:heartbeat :heartbeat

Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 19, 2009, 12:58:45 AM
Don't forget to pack condoms.

Why?
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Mandark on March 19, 2009, 01:03:43 AM
Before I clicked the thread, I called the first link.  Never would have gotten the second one.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 19, 2009, 01:05:03 AM
Don't forget to pack condoms.

Why?

I was replying to Green Shinobi, who unsuccessfully attempted to use the pull-out method leading to a dead fetus and a dead bunny.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Mandark on March 19, 2009, 01:06:13 AM
Trivia:  Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie got their first big break at the Edinburgh Festival.

I'm mostly sure this is a true fact.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: BlackMage on March 19, 2009, 01:09:32 AM
I just want a GF  :'(
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: drozmight on March 19, 2009, 05:03:51 AM
Demi, I hate videogames too (I own a Wii and that's it)... does this mean we can never be together?

 :gloomy
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on March 19, 2009, 05:59:34 AM
So get one. Whats the problem here?  Ugly? Bad conversationalist?  Scared?
I have alot of fun flirting at work and alot of the girls get all giggly over the corniest things I say. If I had the abilities to hold a conversation past two minutes before losing interest I'd daresay its incredibly easy to hook up with someone (although the pretty ones usually have guys already).  Too many people treat it like a game but I find being forward gets great results.  Like, you can even detail your insecurities in a lighthearted manner and they think its adorable.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: GilloD on March 19, 2009, 10:38:15 AM
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NUMBER ONE: Stop being a fucking bitch and going, "Oh, I could only like a girl who is into Hungarian chamber music". Fuck you. It's fun to be with other people because they're different. My wife hates metal and video games- I love both of those things. But there are 10 million reasons why we get along. Using this "WELL THAT PRETTY GIRL DOESN"T LIKE HEGEL SO WE COULD NEVER BE HAPPY" is just a bitch ass little excuse. Keep that shit up and you won't have a girl to take to fuckin' Steak 'n Shake, let alone Scotland.

uh lost track of context much?  if I'm looking for a date to a specific event, it would make sense to my hypothetical date to be herself interested in the subject of the event, no?  why would I want to drag her somewhere she'd be bored?

the whole thing is a fantasy anyway -- it will be tough enough to cover a two week int'l vacation for myself, never mind throwing in someone else's expenses (or expecting them to pay themselves when they probably wouldn't care as much as I do)

TWO: Stop saying "oh wah wah i dont have no money i cant go on a trip". Sell your shit. Start eating ramen. You either want it and you get it and you don't and you won't. It's fine either way, but it's totally doable UNLESS you say "I can't do it".
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: lordmaji on March 19, 2009, 10:39:43 AM
I'll be your girlfriend.  :-*
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: demi on March 19, 2009, 10:40:29 AM
Demi, I hate videogames too (I own a Wii and that's it)... does this mean we can never be together?

 :gloomy

Probably not.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: tiesto on March 19, 2009, 10:47:14 AM
I just want a GF  :'(

At this point I'd be happy with a second date with a girl :(
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 19, 2009, 02:10:58 PM
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TWO: Stop saying "oh wah wah i dont have no money i cant go on a trip". Sell your shit. Start eating ramen. You either want it and you get it and you don't and you won't. It's fine either way, but it's totally doable UNLESS you say "I can't do it".

did I say I can't?  I said it would be difficult.  Comprehension is fundamental!
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: GilloD on March 19, 2009, 02:19:33 PM
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TWO: Stop saying "oh wah wah i dont have no money i cant go on a trip". Sell your shit. Start eating ramen. You either want it and you get it and you don't and you won't. It's fine either way, but it's totally doable UNLESS you say "I can't do it".

did I say I can't?  I said it would be difficult.  Comprehension is fundamental!

AHEM: "the whole thing is a fantasy anyway -- it will be tough enough to cover a two week int'l vacation for myself, never mind throwing in someone else's expenses (or expecting them to pay themselves when they probably wouldn't care as much as I do)"

A FANTASY.

For real, you just complain a lot. I just think if you showed some initiative, things would get a lot better for you. Stop being a grumblebunny.

Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 19, 2009, 03:05:31 PM
The fantasy remark referred to the romantic angle.  While it's true that I've sometimes had problems stemming from lack of initiative, I did attend last year's ICFP in Victoria.  The Edinburgh events are likely to cost at least twice as much, though, so money is a real concern.  I don't think it's a matter of initiative, just a genuinely difficult decision that shouldn't be made lightly.  You're a bit quick to lay your prefab generic lectures on people.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: GilloD on March 19, 2009, 03:21:39 PM
The fantasy remark referred to the romantic angle.  While it's true that I've sometimes had problems stemming from lack of initiative, I did attend last year's ICFP in Victoria.  The Edinburgh events are likely to cost at least twice as much, though, so money is a real concern.  I don't think it's a matter of initiative, just a genuinely difficult decision that shouldn't be made lightly.  You're a bit quick to lay your prefab generic lectures on people.

Because your entire forum persona is LIFE IS SO HARD AND I AM INCAPABLE.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 19, 2009, 03:27:32 PM
Maybe.  I tend to post when I'm feeling hopeless, so you might be getting a skewed perspective.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 19, 2009, 03:30:55 PM
sometimes i want a girlfriend
then soemtimes i realize i really don't
but other times i do.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Ganhyun on March 19, 2009, 03:42:43 PM
sometimes i want a girlfriend
then soemtimes i realize i really don't
but other times i do.

you should decide you do and go talk to that girl on the metro.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 19, 2009, 03:51:03 PM
Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: GilloD on March 19, 2009, 03:53:43 PM
Maybe.  I tend to post when I'm feeling hopeless, so you might be getting a skewed perspective.

I'm not trying to be mean. I just want you to be happier.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 19, 2009, 03:55:22 PM
well, thanks.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 19, 2009, 05:08:29 PM
in this particular case I don't think I was in an especially depressed or whiny mood when I posted this, but sorry if it came out that way.

i have been depressed and whiny lately in general, because i've been sick.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Reb on March 19, 2009, 05:31:41 PM
I bet that is a super flattering picture.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 19, 2009, 05:34:29 PM
sometimes i want a girlfriend
then soemtimes i realize i really don't
but other times i do.

you should decide you do and go talk to that girl on the metro.

It would be a pretty short conversation after she suggested they meet up for drinks and fistful started crying.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Reb on March 19, 2009, 05:37:07 PM
Well its so overexposed thanks to flash you dont see her skin.

but remember:

beggars can't be choosers.

I'd do her.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 19, 2009, 05:37:58 PM
Quote
from kosma's linked article

Quote
"If she is really looking for her life partner then I would advise her to keep in mind that women fall in love with their ears and men with their eyes. So if a guy sleeps with her the first night, then he probably won't marry her," Guzy said.

when i fall in love with ears/eyes i generally just extract the organ in question and don't bother with the rest of the girl.

I stumbled upon this thread on an unrelated search for "Hungarian". I actually have no memory of posting the above, but I like it. Would post again.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 19, 2009, 05:39:46 PM
I bet that is a super flattering picture.

For once, you seem to be right:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/17/article-1162561-03EF744A000005DC-102_233x423.jpg)

video:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/7953777.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/7953777.stm)

Her criteria for a husband: a funny male who's taller than she is.




Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 19, 2009, 05:41:49 PM
She actually looks alright to me, I'm not terribly picky about appearance in general.  I wouldn't want a woman who's crazy about marriage, though.  Even if I wanted to get married.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: elektrikluv on March 19, 2009, 06:27:13 PM
yikes, angles
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: GilloD on March 19, 2009, 09:14:39 PM
She's not bad, but those boobs are sinking like lead weights.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: BlackMage on March 19, 2009, 10:20:32 PM
The fantasy remark referred to the romantic angle.  While it's true that I've sometimes had problems stemming from lack of initiative, I did attend last year's ICFP in Victoria.  The Edinburgh events are likely to cost at least twice as much, though, so money is a real concern.  I don't think it's a matter of initiative, just a genuinely difficult decision that shouldn't be made lightly.  You're a bit quick to lay your prefab generic lectures on people.

Because your entire forum persona is LIFE IS SO HARD AND I AM INCAPABLE.

oh oh do me next!
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: xnikki118x on March 20, 2009, 02:04:51 AM
I'd love to go to Scotland.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 20, 2009, 02:33:14 AM
Cool.  You take the high road and I'll take the low road.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 20, 2009, 02:50:08 AM
Oh shut up.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 20, 2009, 02:57:50 AM
you shut up!
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 20, 2009, 03:21:47 AM
Ha you changed your post!
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 20, 2009, 03:22:26 AM
quiet or the dog gets it
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Eric P on March 20, 2009, 11:24:18 AM
Cool.  You take the high road and I'll take the low road.

you know that song is about death right?

Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Ganhyun on March 20, 2009, 12:04:29 PM
sometimes i want a girlfriend
then soemtimes i realize i really don't
but other times i do.

you should decide you do and go talk to that girl on the metro.

It would be a pretty short conversation after she suggested they meet up for drinks and fistful started crying.

 :lol :lol :lol Thats quite likely.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Bloodwake on March 20, 2009, 12:47:47 PM
Yeah, I'm in agreement: if the scotland trip pull works right, you could get a steady girlfriend.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: GilloD on March 20, 2009, 12:52:16 PM
The fantasy remark referred to the romantic angle.  While it's true that I've sometimes had problems stemming from lack of initiative, I did attend last year's ICFP in Victoria.  The Edinburgh events are likely to cost at least twice as much, though, so money is a real concern.  I don't think it's a matter of initiative, just a genuinely difficult decision that shouldn't be made lightly.  You're a bit quick to lay your prefab generic lectures on people.

Because your entire forum persona is LIFE IS SO HARD AND I AM INCAPABLE.

oh oh do me next!

Your balls stink there is no hope 4 u. :(
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 20, 2009, 05:04:53 PM
Quote
you know that song is about death right?

it is too subtle for me, I need to be beat over the head with these things.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Eric P on March 20, 2009, 05:24:14 PM
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you know that song is about death right?

it is too subtle for me, I need to be beat over the head with these things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bonnie_Banks_o%27_Loch_Lomond
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 31, 2012, 10:33:59 PM
Quote
from kosma's linked article

Quote
"If she is really looking for her life partner then I would advise her to keep in mind that women fall in love with their ears and men with their eyes. So if a guy sleeps with her the first night, then he probably won't marry her," Guzy said.

when i fall in love with ears/eyes i generally just extract the organ in question and don't bother with the rest of the girl.

I stumbled upon this thread on an unrelated search for "Hungarian". I actually have no memory of posting the above, but I like it. Would post again.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 31, 2012, 10:36:25 PM
sometimes i want a girlfriend
then soemtimes i realize i really don't
but other times i do.

you should decide you do and go talk to that girl on the metro.

It would be a pretty short conversation after she suggested they meet up for drinks and fistful started crying.

 :lol :lol :lol Thats quite likely.



3 years ago.

nothing has changed.



edit: math fail
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 31, 2012, 10:41:30 PM
fistful is posting from the future  :o
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 31, 2012, 10:42:30 PM
let's be honest, it'll still be true next year as well.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 31, 2012, 10:50:39 PM
I don't post about it much anymore, but I guess my dating/love life has gotten something of a sidegrade since then. It is equally pathetic but in a somewhat different way.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Big Barry Jazz on April 01, 2012, 05:36:29 AM
Can't say I went for the same reasons as you, recursive, but my trip to Edinburgh during the Festival Fringe a couple of years back was the best holiday I've ever had. Maybe you'll get lucky and find a like-minded girl whilst you're there.

Dammit, that was quite a bump. Well, hope you had fun back then.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Barry Egan on April 01, 2012, 08:02:17 AM
do call girls generally appreciate classical music though?  and programming language theory?

NUMBER ONE: Stop being a fucking bitch and going, "Oh, I could only like a girl who is into Hungarian chamber music". Fuck you. It's fun to be with other people because they're different. My wife hates metal and video games- I love both of those things. But there are 10 million reasons why we get along. Using this "WELL THAT PRETTY GIRL DOESN"T LIKE HEGEL SO WE COULD NEVER BE HAPPY" is just a bitch ass little excuse. Keep that shit up and you won't have a girl to take to fuckin' Steak 'n Shake, let alone Scotland.

 :'(
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Verdigris Murder on April 01, 2012, 08:13:51 AM
As I captained my penis through vagina straits.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Reb on April 01, 2012, 09:16:07 AM
do call girls generally appreciate classical music though?  and programming language theory?

NUMBER ONE: Stop being a fucking bitch and going, "Oh, I could only like a girl who is into Hungarian chamber music". Fuck you. It's fun to be with other people because they're different. My wife hates metal and video games- I love both of those things. But there are 10 million reasons why we get along. Using this "WELL THAT PRETTY GIRL DOESN"T LIKE HEGEL SO WE COULD NEVER BE HAPPY" is just a bitch ass little excuse. Keep that shit up and you won't have a girl to take to fuckin' Steak 'n Shake, let alone Scotland.

 :'(

:'(
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Positive Touch on April 01, 2012, 11:41:11 AM
:lol poor gillod
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 01, 2012, 11:44:37 AM
Ill come to Scotland with you.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 01, 2012, 11:52:22 AM
let this stand as a lesson for all the aspiring lovers out there: no matter how many superficial affinities you've marshaled to wish them away, it's very difficult to overcome deep underlying differences in your taste for metal and video games.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 01, 2012, 11:56:20 AM
I even know Edinburgh so I could show you around.
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Akala on April 01, 2012, 05:31:05 PM
let this stand as a lesson for all the aspiring lovers out there: no matter how many superficial affinities you've marshaled to wish them away, it's very difficult to overcome deep underlying differences in your taste for metal and video games.

Well yeah, but sometimes you just have to let people make their own mistakes.  :'(
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 01, 2012, 05:44:23 PM
fuckin thread bumps  :(
Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Shaka Khan on April 01, 2012, 05:52:25 PM
Fucking bump. GilloD's post raised a brow and I was happy for a second :'(

Wait so did his marriage not work out or something? Because that's not really funny if that's what's going on here, y'all fucked up

Nobody said a fucking offensive thing you oversensitive clit! :maf

Title: Re: I want a girlfriend to take to Scotland
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 01, 2012, 05:55:29 PM
jesus christ spencer