THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on December 05, 2006, 05:11:45 PM
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I'll use a urinal if need be, but I'd rather hold it in and die than to plant my butt on a public toilet.
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I usually put toilet paper on the seat.
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I think that is more disgusting, I dunno.
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Willco proving he is manly. :lol
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I takes a REAL man to use discipline!
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I'll use a urinal if need be, but I'd rather hold it in and die than to plant my butt on a public toilet.
Pretty much. I don't sit on a public toilet seat unless it's absolutely necessary.
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Do like the asians do! Get on top of the toilet and squat on top of that shiii! I don't even give a fuck. Ass herpes can go screw itself.
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I usually put toilet paper on the seat.
Pretty much.
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Yes. I HATE public restrooms and avoid them if at all possible. I also hate people who do not observe public restroom manners. Such as flushing or not leaning over to me at talking at the urinal.
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You always have to be careful around even urinals, a lot of dudes dont give the SS Sausage the proper shakedown before leaving port and the result is a slick/sticky area under/around the urinal.
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Ever since I first shat in a public transportation washroom I've been confident I could shit anywhere. God are those toilets *NASTY*.
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I don't use urinals, but I do the squatting maneuver over the seat if I somehow am not able to hold in large amounts of shit.
And I use elbows to turn on the water faucets.
I have yet to pull off a train dump. 12 hour ride but I didn't tak the risk.
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You always have to be careful around even urinals, a lot of dudes dont give the SS Sausage the proper shakedown before leaving port and the result is a slick/sticky area under/around the urinal.
The worst thing is when you leave a restroom and look down to see a loose/untied shoelace that is touching the floor and the feeling of disgusting that comes over you is indescribable.
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I never shit in public restrooms. Ever.
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Yesterday was the first time I attempted to use a restroom onboard an airplane, simply because I had to piss.
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Yesterday was the first time I attempted to use a restroom onboard an airplane, simply because I had to piss.
When you took this said piss, did you sit down to urinate and make this face?
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Why would I sit to urinate? I've got a YARD O' BEEF - just point and aim.
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Why would I sit to urinate? I've got a YARD O' BEEF - just point and aim.
Let me eat your YARD O' BEEF
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I never use urinals, just stalls. Even handicapped ones
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Yesterday was the first time I attempted to use a restroom onboard an airplane, simply because I had to piss.
You whiny boy...
planes DON'T rock.
While trains do.
And the guy in the stall next to me was in a broken stall and was stuck for an hour lol.
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I only used public restrooms if they're cleaned hourly. :D
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You're all a bunch of weak sisters.
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You're all a bunch of weak sisters.
Quiet, you. You're going to contract herpes on your ass.
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I'll shit anywhere. Port-a-pot's, McDonalds, Mall Restrooms, Airports. I usually give the seat a nice inspection, then wipe it down. I sit right on that seat ... no problems.
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unless i absolutely have to, i don't public bathrooms to defecate, preferring to wait until i'm home.
as for urination, i usually pee in the street.
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if it's clean i'll use it if i have no other options. if it's got other people's shit and piss in it and all over it i wont use it at all. i'll fuckin hold it in.
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if it's clean i'll use it if i have no other options. if it's got other people's shit and piss in it and all over it i wont use it at all. i'll fuckin hold it in.
though i don't know how clean it is, you can always use catz' mouth.
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Wasn't there a Penn and Teller Bullshit episode on this?
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if it's clean i'll use it if i have no other options. if it's got other people's shit and piss in it and all over it i wont use it at all. i'll fuckin hold it in.
though i don't know how clean it is, you can always use catz' mouth.
hmm never tried
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i try to strategically plan so that i don't have to use public restrooms, i hate them
the only bathroom i don't have qualms about using besides my own, is the one at work.
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i try to strategically plan so that i don't have to use public restrooms, i hate them
the only bathroom i don't have qualms about using besides my own, is the one at work.
Yeah my last job more than half the time the janitor was in there cleaning anyways, and everything was totally clean so i had no problems either.
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toilets at work if i have to... they recieve a proper cleaning before my glorious cheeks make contact... other than that no public ones at all... but ive lived in a male only college dorm so i guess i paid my dues... :S
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If I really have to, I put toilet paper down. I can't just piss in a urinal like the big boys can--I wish I had the right equipment to sometimes though, it's so much easier. *jealous*
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can i touch you nikki? :-*
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can i touch you nikki? :-*
Someone might kill you.
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I hate when creeps fuck up the one urinal buffer.