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Title: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 05, 2006, 05:11:45 PM
I'll use a urinal if need be, but I'd rather hold it in and die than to plant my butt on a public toilet.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 05, 2006, 05:14:47 PM
I usually put toilet paper on the seat.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 05, 2006, 05:16:11 PM
I think that is more disgusting, I dunno.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: Vizzys on December 05, 2006, 05:18:02 PM
Willco proving he is manly. :lol
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 05, 2006, 05:19:06 PM
I takes a REAL man to use discipline!
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: Mupepe on December 05, 2006, 05:19:58 PM
I'll use a urinal if need be, but I'd rather hold it in and die than to plant my butt on a public toilet.
Pretty much.  I don't sit on a public toilet seat unless it's absolutely necessary.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 05, 2006, 05:20:06 PM
Do like the asians do! Get on top of the toilet and squat on top of that shiii! I don't even give a fuck. Ass herpes can go screw itself.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 05, 2006, 05:22:47 PM
I usually put toilet paper on the seat.
Pretty much.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: etiolate on December 05, 2006, 05:30:37 PM
Yes.  I HATE public restrooms and avoid them if at all possible.  I also hate people who do not observe public restroom manners.  Such as flushing or not leaning over to me at talking at the urinal.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 05, 2006, 05:35:12 PM
You always have to be careful around even urinals, a lot of dudes dont give the SS Sausage the proper shakedown before leaving port and the result is a slick/sticky area under/around the urinal.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: Takuan on December 05, 2006, 05:38:52 PM
Ever since I first shat in a public transportation washroom I've been confident I could shit anywhere. God are those toilets *NASTY*.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: brawndolicious on December 05, 2006, 05:39:41 PM
I don't use urinals, but I do the squatting maneuver over the seat if I somehow am not able to hold in large amounts of shit.

And I use elbows to turn on the water faucets.

I have yet to pull off a train dump.  12 hour ride but I didn't tak the risk.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: Mupepe on December 05, 2006, 05:39:56 PM
You always have to be careful around even urinals, a lot of dudes dont give the SS Sausage the proper shakedown before leaving port and the result is a slick/sticky area under/around the urinal.
The worst thing is when you leave a restroom and look down to see a loose/untied shoelace that is touching the floor and the feeling of disgusting that comes over you is indescribable.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: Bacon on December 05, 2006, 07:40:02 PM
I never shit in public restrooms. Ever.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 05, 2006, 07:41:41 PM
Yesterday was the first time I attempted to use a restroom onboard an airplane, simply because I had to piss.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 05, 2006, 07:44:30 PM
Yesterday was the first time I attempted to use a restroom onboard an airplane, simply because I had to piss.

When you took this said piss, did you sit down to urinate and make this face?

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Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 05, 2006, 07:45:37 PM
Why would I sit to urinate?  I've got a YARD O' BEEF - just point and aim.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: Mupepe on December 05, 2006, 07:46:08 PM
Why would I sit to urinate?  I've got a YARD O' BEEF - just point and aim.
Let me eat your YARD O' BEEF
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 05, 2006, 07:50:56 PM
I never use urinals, just stalls. Even handicapped ones
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: brawndolicious on December 05, 2006, 07:57:06 PM
Yesterday was the first time I attempted to use a restroom onboard an airplane, simply because I had to piss.
You whiny boy...

planes DON'T rock.

While trains do.

And the guy in the stall next to me was in a broken stall and was stuck for an hour lol.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 05, 2006, 09:34:50 PM
I only used public restrooms if they're cleaned hourly.  :D
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: Mandark on December 05, 2006, 09:54:53 PM
You're all a bunch of weak sisters.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: Mupepe on December 05, 2006, 09:56:02 PM
You're all a bunch of weak sisters.
Quiet, you.  You're going to contract herpes on your ass.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 05, 2006, 09:56:54 PM
I'll shit anywhere. Port-a-pot's, McDonalds, Mall Restrooms, Airports. I usually give the seat a nice inspection, then wipe it down. I sit right on that seat ... no problems.


Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: futami on December 05, 2006, 10:39:30 PM
unless i absolutely have to, i don't public bathrooms to defecate, preferring to wait until i'm home.

as for urination, i usually pee in the street.

Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: Prost on December 05, 2006, 10:44:14 PM
if it's clean i'll use it if i have no other options.  if it's got other people's shit and piss in it and all over it i wont use it at all.  i'll fuckin hold it in.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: futami on December 05, 2006, 10:45:24 PM
if it's clean i'll use it if i have no other options.  if it's got other people's shit and piss in it and all over it i wont use it at all.  i'll fuckin hold it in.

though i don't know how clean it is, you can always use catz' mouth.

Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: Boogie on December 05, 2006, 10:45:45 PM
Wasn't there a Penn and Teller Bullshit episode on this?
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: Prost on December 05, 2006, 10:48:39 PM
if it's clean i'll use it if i have no other options.  if it's got other people's shit and piss in it and all over it i wont use it at all.  i'll fuckin hold it in.

though i don't know how clean it is, you can always use catz' mouth.


hmm never tried
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: cloudwalking on December 05, 2006, 10:53:03 PM
i try to strategically plan so that i don't have to use public restrooms, i hate them

the only bathroom i don't have qualms about using besides my own, is the one at work.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: Prost on December 05, 2006, 10:55:17 PM
i try to strategically plan so that i don't have to use public restrooms, i hate them

the only bathroom i don't have qualms about using besides my own, is the one at work.
Yeah my last job more than half the time the janitor was in there cleaning anyways, and everything was totally clean so i had no problems either.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: mikesphat on December 05, 2006, 11:20:21 PM
toilets at work if i have to... they recieve a proper cleaning before my glorious cheeks make contact... other than that no public ones at all... but ive lived in a male only college dorm so i guess i paid my dues... :S
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: xnikki118x on December 05, 2006, 11:42:23 PM
If I really have to, I put toilet paper down. I can't just piss in a urinal like the big boys can--I wish I had the right equipment to sometimes though, it's so much easier. *jealous*
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: mikesphat on December 05, 2006, 11:43:25 PM
can i touch you nikki?  :-*
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: xnikki118x on December 06, 2006, 12:14:33 AM
can i touch you nikki?  :-*

Someone might kill you.
Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: etiolate on December 06, 2006, 02:04:15 AM
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Title: Re: Is anyone else scared to use public restrooms?
Post by: Bacon on December 06, 2006, 02:17:16 AM
I hate when creeps fuck up the one urinal buffer.