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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2009, 04:23:32 PM

Title: [blank] and [blank] are a healthy part of every toddler's upbringing[Texas lol]
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2009, 04:23:32 PM

If you said "meth" and "snakes" then you win! (http://www.ajc.com/news/content/shared-gen/ap/National/Snakes_and_Meth.html?cxntlid=thbz_hm)

DO. NOT. MESS. WITH. TEXAS!  YEE HAW!

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JASPER, Texas — Deputies say they found a toddler wandering alone on a Texas street and methamphetamine and more than a dozen snakes in his mother's home.

Jasper County Sheriff Mitchell Newman told KFDM-TV that Tamara Jones has been charged with endangerment of a child by criminal neglect and possession of a controlled substance.

Neighbors reported the wandering toddler Tuesday afternoon, and a deputy tracked down Jones. In her Buna home, Newman says the deputy found a small amount of methamphetamine and as many as 16 snakes, one dead. Newman said one snake was about 8 feet long.

Title: Re: [blank] and [blank] are a healthy part of every toddler's upbringing[Texas lol]
Post by: tiesto on March 21, 2009, 04:29:56 PM

Order meth, pay with snakes

Title: Re: [blank] and [blank] are a healthy part of every toddler's upbringing[Texas lol]
Post by: drohne on March 21, 2009, 04:34:51 PM

i did guess 'meth' but man you'd almost have to be texan to have guessed 'snakes'

i never woulda guessed 'snakes'

Title: Re: [blank] and [blank] are a healthy part of every toddler's upbringing[Texas lol]
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2009, 04:58:59 PM

Quote from: tiesto on March 21, 2009, 04:29:56 PM

Order meth, pay with snakes

 :lol :lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: [blank] and [blank] are a healthy part of every toddler's upbringing[Texas lol]
Post by: TVC15 on March 21, 2009, 05:07:44 PM

KMFDM is really branching out.  10 years ago I never would have expected them to own a local TV station in Texas. 

Title: Re: [blank] and [blank] are a healthy part of every toddler's upbringing[Texas lol]
Post by: Diunx on March 21, 2009, 05:19:28 PM

I wish I had meth and snakes when I was a kid.

Title: Re: [blank] and [blank] are a healthy part of every toddler's upbringing[Texas lol]
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2009, 05:21:39 PM

Ya I feel deprived now.