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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2009, 04:29:24 PM

Title: Alaska and Florida "considering" banning bestiality
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2009, 04:29:24 PM: Good thinking, get 'em all to move to Texas. (http://www.ajc.com/news/content/shared-gen/ap/National/Bestiality_Law.html?cxntlid=homepage_tab_newstab&imw=Y)

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JUNEAU, Alaska — It's a subject that can cause nervous snickering, a little uneasiness and even a few bad jokes.

But many in the southeast Alaska community of Klawock, population 800, weren't laughing last April after a 26-year-old registered sex offender was accused of molesting a local family's pet dog.

The man was spotted by a local woman coaxing the Labrador retriever into the woods near a ball field. There he allegedly tied it to a tree, taped its muzzle shut with duct tape and had sex with it, witnesses told police at the time.
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Post by: drew on March 21, 2009, 04:34:18 PM: holy shit @ that quote :lol
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 21, 2009, 04:35:54 PM: should we play matchmaker and hook this guy up with the peanut butter girl?
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 21, 2009, 04:42:19 PM: well i fapped
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 21, 2009, 04:53:29 PM: Dog probably had those wild eyes they usually get when they're spooked as this freak gives it the willy
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 21, 2009, 04:57:20 PM: During 2G2D, even rapists are being forced to scale back.
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Post by: TVC15 on March 21, 2009, 04:58:59 PM: Doesn't affect me. As long as I can drive 20 minutes and get pounded by Mr. Hands, I am cool.
Title: Re: Alaska and Florida "considering" banning bestiality
Post by: brawndolicious on March 21, 2009, 05:02:45 PM: Reading through that article, it seems that the only time that a state ban beastiality is when there's a animal (or human) death because of it.

Which makes me think that we might need a federal law banning it. Of course if you go to a federal penitentiary for screwing somebody's goat, you'll probably be the one getting penetrated.
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Post by: Diunx on March 21, 2009, 05:22:13 PM: That sounds like a Japanese porn.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 21, 2009, 06:03:24 PM: that sure is one happy...whatever it is
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2009, 06:07:14 PM: Obligatory
[youtube=560,345]3oneKkknX7Q[/youtube]
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2009, 06:15:32 PM: :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: drew on March 22, 2009, 03:19:06 AM: oh god
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 22, 2009, 04:15:04 AM: Oh god that video. :-X
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Post by: Greatness Gone on March 22, 2009, 05:23:21 AM: I lost it when he started talking about horses talking and blowing into his ear.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 22, 2009, 08:39:36 AM: The Junpei Heat / GG story <3 A story of love and of pink animal phalluses
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 22, 2009, 01:51:05 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on March 22, 2009, 12:24:50 PM
Holy shit.

"He talks to me"? "blows into my ear"? "I don't enjoy it, but I like the fact that he does"? "HE"!!?!?!

Don't pretend like you don't know.

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Title: Re: Alaska and Florida "considering" banning bestiality
Post by: Bloodwake on March 22, 2009, 02:09:34 PM: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO.
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Post by: brawndolicious on March 22, 2009, 02:19:34 PM: The dude sot of looks like Ann Coulter without any make-up.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 22, 2009, 03:52:03 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2009, 06:07:14 PM
Obligatory
[youtube=560,345]3oneKkknX7Q[/youtube]

oh god oh god oh god :o :'( :gloomy >:(
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Post by: Flannel Boy on March 22, 2009, 03:53:24 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on March 22, 2009, 02:19:34 PM
The dude sot of looks like Ann Coulter without any make-up.

Actually, Ann Coulter with make-up on looks like the horse.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 22, 2009, 04:13:17 PM: no, he looks like garth from wayne's world

party time, excellent
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Post by: bork on March 23, 2009, 12:37:23 AM: what.the.what
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 23, 2009, 12:41:02 AM: Imagine hooking up with a zoophile chick that didn't inform you on her quirky sexual interests. Same situation as the video, she takes you down to her barn and starts gobbing some glowsticks. I would probably run but hesitate if just for a second :teehee
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Post by: Dickie Dee on March 23, 2009, 01:44:06 AM: Speaking of fucked up sexuality! (no animals were harmed in the making of this deviancy)

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTiVO8kbEvc[/youtube]
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2009, 01:56:02 AM: Talk about a hardcore zoophile. I wonder how many posers have run out of her barn
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 23, 2009, 01:59:08 AM: i wonder if the horse wishes she was prettier
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Post by: Tauntaun on March 23, 2009, 10:35:12 AM: :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck

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Title: Re: Alaska and Florida "considering" banning bestiality
Post by: NME on March 23, 2009, 12:05:39 PM: Who the hell are these people to even consider foisting their morals upon the good people of Alaska and Florida? You can't legislate LOVE, assholes!

Unless it's gay love, then all bets are off.