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Title: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 21, 2009, 05:54:24 PM: 0/10

pluses:
- there's stats

minuses
- voice acting is 100 rpm and terrible
- i can't tell if buying an item is an improvement at the store
- ds graphics are terrible
- himu is a filthy towelhead
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: demi on March 21, 2009, 05:55:01 PM: good review, do VP next A+
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Post by: Smooth Groove on March 21, 2009, 05:57:24 PM: :yuck at low tech animu crap

What do you think of Drakensang and Sacred 2?
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 21, 2009, 05:57:55 PM: vp covenant of the poo,

10/10

pluses:
- it's the only good tri-ace series
- it's a strat rpg
- stats
- soundtrack
- himu hasn't pimped it

minuses
- himu is still a dirty raghead
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 21, 2009, 05:58:14 PM: drakensang is 8/10
sacred 2 is 5/10
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: demi on March 21, 2009, 05:58:38 PM: YOU MEAN ONLY GOOD TRI ACE GAME

SINGULAR
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 21, 2009, 06:00:14 PM: i am going to spackle your tonsils with my bloody cock cheese
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Post by: Himu on March 21, 2009, 06:00:30 PM: Suikoden is dead.
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Post by: demi on March 21, 2009, 06:01:43 PM: GRIM VENGEANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 21, 2009, 06:01:49 PM: did allah and mohammed tell you that while they were having gay sex
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 21, 2009, 06:02:46 PM: Quote
garrett says:
what is a towelhead
drinky says:
an arab muslim!
garrett says:
oh

smh, sand nukka doesn't even know his own peoples' slurs
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 21, 2009, 06:04:51 PM: What PSP rpgs would you guys recommend? I want to use my PSP for something other than reading EB in the toilet or streaming videos from the PS3 at night.
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: demi on March 21, 2009, 06:05:25 PM: *cricket*
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 21, 2009, 06:05:33 PM: allah wants to put his fuck in your mouth, jinfash. and mohammed wants to spurt a hot greasy fatwa all over your tits.
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 21, 2009, 06:06:04 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 21, 2009, 06:04:51 PM
What PSP rpgs would you guys recommend? I want to use my PSP for something other than reading EB in the toilet or streaming videos from the PS3 at night.

phantasy star portable!
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2009, 06:07:05 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on March 21, 2009, 06:06:04 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 21, 2009, 06:04:51 PM
What PSP rpgs would you guys recommend? I want to use my PSP for something other than reading EB in the toilet or streaming videos from the PS3 at night.

phantasy star portable!

he said rpg, not sub-par diablo knock off
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 21, 2009, 06:08:34 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on March 21, 2009, 06:07:05 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on March 21, 2009, 06:06:04 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 21, 2009, 06:04:51 PM
What PSP rpgs would you guys recommend? I want to use my PSP for something other than reading EB in the toilet or streaming videos from the PS3 at night.

phantasy star portable!

he said rpg, not sub-par diablo knock off

gtfo, you tawdry quasi-ginger tart!
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2009, 06:11:57 PM: lol u mad
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 21, 2009, 06:13:28 PM: oh yes, i mad >:(
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 21, 2009, 06:59:51 PM: is this game really called tremor christ
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Post by: demi on March 21, 2009, 07:02:23 PM: tierkreis = tremor christ
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 21, 2009, 07:03:28 PM: will the sequel be called palsy jesus
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Post by: demi on March 21, 2009, 07:04:11 PM: Probably... and Himu will go distinguished mentally-challenged fellow over it as usual

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/Suikoden_Tierkreis.jpg)
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 21, 2009, 07:15:08 PM: There is a Stockhausen piece called Tierkreis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tierkreis_(Stockhausen)), which I wish I could say I'd heard of before discovering that its Wikipedia page is in fact the first Google hit for Tierkreis. It is apparently German for the Zodiac, but I'd prefer to think the Suikoden game is named after the Stockhausen piece which of course makes it the coolest game title ever.

edit: the word apparently translates literally to "animal circle", which would make sense for Zodiac. i dunno where prole is getting the Jesus thing.
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 21, 2009, 07:24:01 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on March 21, 2009, 05:54:24 PM
- voice acting is 100 rpm and terrible
- i can't tell if buying an item is an improvement at the store
yeah the voice acting is like Speed Racer fast, what the fuck.

and you can use the "try out (?) equipment" option at the stores to see if whatever you're buying is an improvement compared to what you have equipped. still you'd figure that they'd at least have an in-game blurb to explain this shit.
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Post by: TVC15 on March 21, 2009, 08:25:37 PM: Wait, prole, just like 3 hours ago you were telling me you were digging this?
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 21, 2009, 08:45:03 PM: :shh
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 21, 2009, 08:46:00 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 21, 2009, 07:15:08 PM
There is a Stockhausen piece called Tierkreis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tierkreis_(Stockhausen)), which I wish I could say I'd heard of before discovering that its Wikipedia page is in fact the first Google hit for Tierkreis. It is apparently German for the Zodiac, but I'd prefer to think the Suikoden game is named after the Stockhausen piece which of course makes it the coolest game title ever.

edit: the word apparently translates literally to "animal circle", which would make sense for Zodiac. i dunno where prole is getting the Jesus thing.

because "tierkreis" sounds like "tremor christ" from pearl jam
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: drohne on March 21, 2009, 08:49:57 PM: and pearl jam in their explorations of the formal possibilities of a dude going 'HAAUUGGGH HAWWWWW HAUUUUGH' all the time are basically the new stockhausen
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 21, 2009, 10:06:30 PM: Himuro's black balls still woefully unsucked.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 21, 2009, 10:08:40 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 21, 2009, 06:04:51 PM
What PSP rpgs would you guys recommend? I want to use my PSP for something other than reading EB in the toilet or streaming videos from the PS3 at night.

I liked Brave Story a lot, but I know others did not.
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Post by: Kestastrophe on March 21, 2009, 10:29:44 PM: I liked Brave Story in spite of the furry npc companions
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 21, 2009, 11:09:10 PM: Brave Story was coo' but the shallowness of the game bored me once I got father into it.
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Post by: drohne on March 22, 2009, 12:47:20 AM: i was hoping someone would be like 'what do you know about stockhausen anyway' and i would have been like 'sir, i don't know stockhausen from scheisshausen' but i guess it's not going to work out for me
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Post by: Kestastrophe on March 22, 2009, 12:52:07 AM: It took me awhile to get used to playing as a tit head in Brave Story :yuck

(http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/images.gamezone.com/screens/32/1/5/s32105_psp_2.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHTENR2eWzI3oJQAWz-oe5ORBLhGQ)

it was pretty generic, but solid as far as PSP games go
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 22, 2009, 12:06:26 PM: i appreciated drohne's first stockhausen-related comment, fwiw
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Post by: Akala on March 22, 2009, 12:11:58 PM: Quote from: drohne on March 22, 2009, 12:47:20 AM
i was hoping someone would be like 'what do you know about stockhausen anyway' and i would have been like 'sir, i don't know stockhausen from scheisshausen' but i guess it's not going to work out for me

:lol
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 22, 2009, 03:24:00 PM: I think Brave Story is the only original turn-based JRPG on the PSP.
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Post by: Debaser on March 22, 2009, 07:39:31 PM: Quote from: distantmantra on March 22, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
I think Brave Story is the only original turn-based JRPG on the PSP.

Nope. There's also Jewel Summoner and Crimson Gem Saga, off the top of my head.
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: tiesto on March 23, 2009, 10:02:52 AM: Quote from: Debaser on March 22, 2009, 07:39:31 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on March 22, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
I think Brave Story is the only original turn-based JRPG on the PSP.

Nope. There's also Jewel Summoner and Crimson Gem Saga, off the top of my head.

Legend of Heroes series... Astonisha Story is turn-based right? And what about the Valhalla Knights games?
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: demi on March 23, 2009, 10:42:50 AM: Quote from: tiesto on March 23, 2009, 10:02:52 AM
Quote from: Debaser on March 22, 2009, 07:39:31 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on March 22, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
I think Brave Story is the only original turn-based JRPG on the PSP.

Nope. There's also Jewel Summoner and Crimson Gem Saga, off the top of my head.

Legend of Heroes series... Astonisha Story is turn-based right? And what about the Valhalla Knights games?

All garbage
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: tiesto on March 23, 2009, 10:51:18 AM: Quote from: demi on March 23, 2009, 10:42:50 AM
Quote from: tiesto on March 23, 2009, 10:02:52 AM
Quote from: Debaser on March 22, 2009, 07:39:31 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on March 22, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
I think Brave Story is the only original turn-based JRPG on the PSP.

Nope. There's also Jewel Summoner and Crimson Gem Saga, off the top of my head.

Legend of Heroes series... Astonisha Story is turn-based right? And what about the Valhalla Knights games?

All garbage

No shit, but they fit his description (turn based RPG on the PSP)...
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Post by: demi on March 23, 2009, 11:02:15 AM: Valhalla Knights isnt turn based
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Post by: Diunx on March 23, 2009, 12:06:05 PM: This game looks horrible, and this is coming from a Suikoden fanboy.

:piss Konami :piss2
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Post by: Jansen on March 24, 2009, 03:57:30 AM: covenant of the plume is pretty badass

much better than this abortion of a suikoden game
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Post by: Don Flamenco on March 25, 2009, 02:44:18 AM: deepest handheld RPG ever
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on April 20, 2009, 12:38:15 AM: just finished replaying the game and getting the 108 stars of whatever. ok game overall, didn't mind the voice acting as I'm a huge fan of terrible voice work anyways (i.e., Shenmue II)

bonus smug face:

(http://i42.tinypic.com/5eikar.gif) :smug
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Post by: CHOW CHOW on April 20, 2009, 07:50:10 AM: Was your name really needed in the topic title? As if you aren't self-aggrandazing enough... :tsctsc
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Post by: Himu on April 20, 2009, 11:09:56 AM: still haven't finished this

I only play it when i'm doing something else like taking a poop or watching letterman
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Post by: Don Flamenco on April 20, 2009, 12:51:05 PM: Quote from: Himuro on April 20, 2009, 11:09:56 AM
still haven't finished this

I only play it when i'm doing something else like taking a poop or watching letterman

deepest handheld rpg ever
Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: Himu on April 20, 2009, 12:57:25 PM: Quote from: Kranz Fafka on April 20, 2009, 12:51:05 PM
Quote from: Himuro on April 20, 2009, 11:09:56 AM
still haven't finished this

I only play it when i'm doing something else like taking a poop or watching letterman

deepest handheld rpg ever

:smug
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on April 20, 2009, 01:20:42 PM: Quote from: Himuro on April 20, 2009, 11:09:56 AM
taking a poop or watching letterman

is there even a difference?

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Title: Re: drinky reviews suikoden tremor christ
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 20, 2009, 01:24:11 PM: Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on April 20, 2009, 01:20:42 PM
Quote from: Himuro on April 20, 2009, 11:09:56 AM
taking a poop or watching letterman

is there even a difference?

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They're actually quite similar...you feel immensely relieved when they're both over!
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