THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on December 05, 2006, 05:51:09 PM
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I was at the store a few days ago looking at various types of water. Im thirsty, you know. Anyway, out of the corner of my eye I see someone standing off at the end of the isle. Staring at me, at something on the shelf, I dunno. So I play it cool and just sorta keep looking at water. After a little bit it just seemed creepy that the person hadnt moved the entire time I looked at this giant wall of water.
I decide to bite the bullet and just sorta casually turn towards them and walk off. So I turn around and im staring at a 5-foot tall standing wrack of beef-jerky packages.
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I think I'm paranoid, manipulate it
I think I'm paranoid, too complicated
Bend me break me
Anyway you need me
All I want is you
Bend me break me
Breaking down is easy
All I want is you
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(http://movies.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/the_grudge/images/med_right.jpg)
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It was G Man.
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I think the beef jerky likes you. The skittles also has a thing for you.
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Maybe i've watched too much Alias, maybe my eye sight is poor.
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I get the feeling my cat is staring at me sometimes (I can sort of see him out of the corner of my eye) when he isn't. But then sometimes he is...
I tend to say "what?" followed by "no, you can't go outside" a lot.
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My cat stares at me through solid objects. Ill peek around the object sometimes and still see her there with eyes fixed. Sorrrrta creepy.
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No just blind :P
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The other night, I found myself staring at the wall while sitting at my desk. I was just thinking about random things I needed to do. Then for some reason I got paranoid and felt that someone was watching me from my left. So I started peeking out the corner of my eye to see if I could see someone. Then I turned my head real quick to catch them red handed staring at me, but alas, it was a filing cabinet.
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I dunno cloud, the rack was AS BIG AS A MAN! And people are made of MEAT like BEEF JERKY
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I get it all the time. I must be really sexy or really ugly.
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only maf could find a way to be stalked by a gigantic rack of beef jerkys.
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I actually have something similar, when people are laughing I always think they're laughing at me. :(
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If it makes you feel better, whenever im banning, im banning at you.
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You're not paranoid - you're a fool for feeling "thirsty" and decided to solve this problem...by going to a store to buy water.
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If it makes you feel better, whenever im banning, im banning at you.
(http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Sidebar-%5Bbones,-web%5D.article.jpg)
I don't know what that means.
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Not paranoid, just funny.