THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Ecrofirt on March 26, 2009, 09:20:30 PM
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Dell sent a tech to my office today to swap out the motherboard on a D630. The guy swapped the thing out, and their 'new' refurb piece of shit motherboard won't recognize hard drives. The fucking BIOS lists that there's no drive present and the Dell Diagnostics list no drive as being present. I can confirm that the drive works because I swapped the hard drive with one in another 630. The other 630 boots with this hard drive fine, and this 630 still says there's no HD in it, even though I have the other known working one in it.
So what happens? I finally get a minute to call dell about it tonight, and the fuckers won't do anything unless I sit there and run their diagnostics. I fucking ran them at work today and the error that came back said there was no fucking drive in the system. And they won't replace it because I don't have a fucking error code because I'm at home.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY FUCKING SATA CONTROLLERS YOU FUCKS.
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Here's a snippet
03/26/2009 07:13:34PM James O'Meara: "The bios says {Not Present} in the hard drive field of System Info"
03/26/2009 07:13:42PM James O'Meara: "my second D630 boots to that drive fine"
03/26/2009 07:13:48PM James O'Meara: "the drive itself isn't bad"
03/26/2009 07:13:53PM Agent ( LIBs_Rina_191560): "we have to run the diagnostics for the system as well including the memory"
03/26/2009 07:14:09PM James O'Meara: "the motherboard just doesn't recognize that there's a drive in place"
03/26/2009 07:14:31PM James O'Meara: "You're telling me that a memory issue would cause the BIOS to report that there's no hard drive"
03/26/2009 07:14:43PM Agent ( LIBs_Rina_191560): "that is also possible"
03/26/2009 07:14:50PM Agent ( LIBs_Rina_191560): "here is what i can do for you"
03/26/2009 07:14:54PM James O'Meara: "and that the onboard diagnostics would fail and say that there's no hard drive present if there's a memory issue"
03/26/2009 07:15:09PM Agent ( LIBs_Rina_191560): "you need to contact us once the computer is with you"
03/26/2009 07:15:14PM Agent ( LIBs_Rina_191560): "so we can check the problem"
03/26/2009 07:15:34PM Agent ( LIBs_Rina_191560): "because the onsite tech should detect that upon installation"
03/26/2009 07:15:53PM Agent ( LIBs_Rina_191560): "im doing this just to make sure of all the problems you may encounter"
03/26/2009 07:16:04PM James O'Meara: "I'll tell you what. I'll go ahead and tell the executive director of purchasing on campus that his computer's refurb motherboard won't be replaced because I dont' have it with me even though I ran the tests at work today and confirmed that the diagnostics didn't think there was a drive in the system"
03/26/2009 07:16:28PM Agent ( LIBs_Rina_191560): "its ok"
03/26/2009 07:16:29PM James O'Meara: "You have yourself a nice night."
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Man you're a dick.
Nikki, if he ever lays a hand on you, you just let me know.
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Man you're a dick.
Nikki, if he ever lays a hand on you, you just let me know.
You're goddamn right I am. I know the fucking problem is the motherboard, I don't need these fucking assfucks dicking me around. Their shitty refurb motherboard probably got refurbed because it stopped recognizing fucking hard drives. Fuck them.
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:bow :bow ecrofirt :bow2 :bow2
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Those boards are cake to install yourself. Dell techs are just subcontractors. I've never had an issue with chat support in fact I prefer that method as a time saver. It sounds like you didn't get someone who knew anything about a computer and was just going through her motions so her computer would tell her what to say next.
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dell laptops are awesome
:bow cheap black plastic :bow2
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I don't know how the replacement system works but do they have on site techs calling the same people a regular PC user who thinks their monitor is the PC would call? This isn't to say all IT workers are competent but shit, having to handhold you through a diagnostic is annoying. And making sure there isn't any other issues (which he seems to state) is hilarious, why can't they be this thorough with their motherboards before their installed.
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That has to be a nightmare. : (
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oh the joys of Dell Tech Support.
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I talked to Dell customer support last Friday about a Dell PowerEdge 860 I have. Diagnostics said the CMOS battery was dead. They sent out a whole new motherboard Friday. It arrived Monday. They didn't hassle me about it at all. They didn't give me shit about handholding me through more diagnostics or other tests. Just sent it out. Tuesday he asked if I was satisfied and if I had fixed the problem. I said yes and he closed out the issue.
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I've had to reformat my D830 twice already and have it serviced FIVE FUCKING TIMES.
Although the E6400s fucking look awesome.
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Yeah, goddamn Dell for not giving you exactly what you wanted when you wanted it.
"you need to contact us once the computer is with you"
And when that news didn't sit well with you, you threatened the representative.
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Yeah, goddamn Dell for not giving you exactly what you wanted when you wanted it.
"you need to contact us once the computer is with you"
And when that news didn't sit well with you, you threatened the representative.
Hey douche, I'm a Dell Certified Tech. I wanted a new motherboard because I knew what the problem was. Douchfuck McFucktits was a fuckbag, so fuck her.
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Yeah, goddamn Dell for not giving you exactly what you wanted when you wanted it.
"you need to contact us once the computer is with you"
And when that news didn't sit well with you, you threatened the representative.
Hey douche, I'm a Dell Certified Tech. I wanted a new motherboard because I knew what the problem was. Douchfuck McFucktits was a fuckbag, so fuck her.
The very definition of douche is a guy who can't or won't understand this:
"you need to contact us once the computer is with you."
The guy who suggested you are a dick, regardless of whether he was joking or not, was spot-on.
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I talked to Dell customer support last Friday about a Dell PowerEdge 860 I have. Diagnostics said the CMOS battery was dead. They sent out a whole new motherboard Friday. It arrived Monday. They didn't hassle me about it at all. They didn't give me shit about handholding me through more diagnostics or other tests. Just sent it out. Tuesday he asked if I was satisfied and if I had fixed the problem. I said yes and he closed out the issue.
Confirmed, Ecrofirt is a womanizing douchebag
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The rule about techs in general: even if you properly show that you know what the fuck you are talking about, they will still presume you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.