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Title: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 27, 2009, 09:33:24 PM
Yeah, this is pretty awesome. (http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker)

(http://static.manolith.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/shamwow-guy-arrested.jpg)
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Barry Egan on March 27, 2009, 09:37:15 PM
this man is a legend!
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: TVC15 on March 27, 2009, 09:37:36 PM
That is not the shamwow dude from the pictures, right?
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 27, 2009, 09:39:09 PM
That is not the shamwow dud from the pictures, right?

Yeah it is.
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: duckman2000 on March 27, 2009, 09:39:46 PM
Well, considering that he earns a living yapping about stuff, I could see how he would react poorly to having his tongue bitten. But then, who kisses hookers?
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Propagandhim on March 27, 2009, 09:40:50 PM
Looks like he's the one that got beaten up..
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: TVC15 on March 27, 2009, 09:41:05 PM
That is not the shamwow dud from the pictures, right?

Yeah it is.

(http://rosechica.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/shamwow-snuggie-slanket.jpg)

Holy shit.  Does he have leprosy or hepatitis or something?  His face looks like my liver.
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Barry Egan on March 27, 2009, 09:41:16 PM
he must have slap chopped this hooker like crazy
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 27, 2009, 09:41:47 PM
hidin from me?

yeah you better hide
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 27, 2009, 09:42:54 PM
That is not the shamwow dud from the pictures, right?

Yeah it is.

(http://rosechica.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/shamwow-snuggie-slanket.jpg)

Holy shit.  Does he have leprosy or hepatitis or something?  His face looks like my liver.

He's 44 years old, the faux-hawk lies.
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 27, 2009, 09:43:56 PM
When I first saw the shamwow ad, I joked that I was pretty sure that I saw that dude at a rave back in 98 or 99.  He looks like he ate too many pills and did too much meth.
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 27, 2009, 09:45:26 PM
unprotected sex with whores will age you!
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 27, 2009, 09:48:07 PM
In that picture you could always tell his head and face were some kind of fucked up parallelogram, it's funny now seeing the mugshot of the "other side".
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 27, 2009, 09:48:33 PM
unprotected sex with whores will age you!

Or so you've heard.

One thing I've always wondered about- why do guys want to fuck hookers without a condom?  Jesus, that would freak me the fuck out.  I would WANT to use a rubber, thank you very much.
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 27, 2009, 09:50:09 PM
unprotected sex with whores will age you!

Or so you've heard.

One thing I've always wondered about- why do guys want to fuck hookers without a condom?  Jesus, that would freak me the fuck out.  I would WANT to use a rubber, thank you very much.

I'd have to be the fat sheik in Taken buying a nubile virgin to even think about it. Hookers freak me out even walking past them.
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: TVC15 on March 27, 2009, 09:51:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs

Man, why did he need a hooker in the first place.  I shoulda wrote him in rather than throwing my vote away on obomba.
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 27, 2009, 09:52:24 PM
unprotected sex with whores will age you!

Or so you've heard.

One thing I've always wondered about- why do guys want to fuck hookers without a condom?  Jesus, that would freak me the fuck out.  I would WANT to use a rubber, thank you very much.

I'd have to be the fat sheik in Taken buying a nubile virgin to even think about it. Hookers freak me out even walking past them.

Check out your local escorts on Craigslist.  Some of the ones in Wilmington don't look that bad!
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 27, 2009, 09:58:46 PM
I wouldn't wear a condom if I had the chance to sleep with Flannel Girl. Hell, she could tell me she had a strain of super-AIDS that kills you in weeks, and I still wouldn't wear one. 

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Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 27, 2009, 09:59:52 PM
Someone approached me on the street recently and asked me if I knew where to find a prostitute.  I guess I now look like the sort of guy who would know where to find prostitutes.   :-\
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 27, 2009, 10:02:12 PM


edit 2: that was stupid.
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 27, 2009, 10:06:48 PM
unprotected sex with whores will age you!

The only protection he needs is his fist upside her face.
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Barry Egan on March 27, 2009, 10:12:05 PM
unprotected sex with whores will age you!

The only protection he needs is his fist upside her face.

and, apparently, a mouth guard.
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 27, 2009, 10:18:30 PM
Quote
edit 2: that was stupid.

I was flattered
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 27, 2009, 10:20:29 PM
Quote
edit 2: that was stupid.

I was flattered
my god damned shrink has forced me to become sensitive to others. Even though I meant no malice and was only referencing your infamous photo, I still felt shitty about my comments.

LOL


Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 27, 2009, 10:25:25 PM
well, I couldn't resist that reply as it's generically funny but I guess it's also kinda vile and misogynist huh
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 27, 2009, 11:03:14 PM
McNulty?
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: drohne on March 28, 2009, 12:47:08 AM
shamwow has crazy priority and does tons of damage -- stupid of her to go for a tonguebite when he had ultra
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: drohne on March 28, 2009, 12:48:17 AM
Someone approached me on the street recently and asked me if I knew where to find a prostitute.  I guess I now look like the sort of guy who would know where to find prostitutes.   :-\

this happened to me and traumatized me when i was 17, mainly because it wasn't clear if the dude thought i knew where to find prostitutes or thought i was a prostitute
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: DJ_Tet on March 28, 2009, 02:08:40 PM
Welp, that settles it.


ShamWow Guy >>>>> Billy Mays
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: drew on March 28, 2009, 07:14:15 PM
you dont fuck with billy mays

http://shampow.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Himu on March 28, 2009, 07:24:22 PM
He looks so different than he does on tv.
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 28, 2009, 07:57:08 PM
He looks so different than he does on tv.
(http://joyerickson.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/as-seen-on-tv.jpg)

World crumbling...
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on March 28, 2009, 09:46:00 PM
you dont fuck with billy mays

http://shampow.ytmnd.com/
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE! I YELL ALL THE TIME!  :-\
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Lone on March 30, 2009, 11:43:12 AM
"We're going to make America better, one Slap at a time"
Title: Re: ShamWow guy beats up cannibal hooker
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 30, 2009, 05:10:42 PM
you dont fuck with billy mays

http://shampow.ytmnd.com/
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE! I YELL ALL THE TIME!  :-\

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