THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ShogunOfFear on March 30, 2009, 12:02:35 PM

Title: Polar Wars
Post by: ShogunOfFear on March 30, 2009, 12:02:35 PM: http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.92e661444313b232e8931de00c29c73b.3a1&show_article=1
The Canadian government on Friday reaffirmed its Arctic claims, saying it will defend its northern territories and waters after Russia earlier announced plans to militarize the North.

"Canada is an Arctic power," Catherine Loubier, a spokeswoman for Foreign Affairs Minister Lawrence Cannon, said in an email to AFP.

"The government is engaged in protecting the security of Canada and in exercising its sovereignty in the North, including Canadian waters," she said.

Loubier pointed to the planned acquisition of Arctic patrol vessels, construction of a deep water port and eavesdropping network in the region, annual military exercises and boosting the number Inuit Arctic rangers keeping on eye on goings-on along its northern frontier.

Earlier, Russia announced plans to turn the Arctic into its "leading strategic resource base" by 2020 and station troops there, documents showed, as nations race to stake a claim to the oil-rich region.

The country's strategy for the Arctic through 2020 -- adopted last year and now published on the national security council website -- says one of Russia's main goals for the region is to put troops in its Arctic zone "capable of ensuring military security."

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Russia

vs

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Canada

Canada keeping it real.
Title: Re: Polar Wars
Post by: Ganhyun on March 30, 2009, 12:08:00 PM: :lol

Does this mean Malek and FM will get drafted to fight the Russkies?
Title: Re: Polar Wars
Post by: Eric P on March 30, 2009, 12:09:50 PM: if only we'd voted for Palin. We wouldn't have ANY of these issues.
Title: Re: Polar Wars
Post by: ShogunOfFear on March 30, 2009, 12:12:24 PM: Quote from: Eric P on March 30, 2009, 12:09:50 PM
if only we'd voted for Palin. We wouldn't have ANY of these issues.

Umm ok.
Title: Re: Polar Wars
Post by: Eric P on March 30, 2009, 12:18:46 PM: she'd have choke slammed putin's cronies into the dust age.

and canada wouldn't have to worry about a thing
Title: Re: Polar Wars
Post by: ShogunOfFear on March 30, 2009, 12:21:47 PM: No but Palin is in league with the Russians now. Remember Nalin Palin?
Title: Re: Polar Wars
Post by: Ganhyun on March 30, 2009, 12:22:50 PM: Quote from: Eric P on March 30, 2009, 12:18:46 PM
she'd have choke slammed putin's cronies into the dust age.

and canada wouldn't have to worry about a thing

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Title: Re: Polar Wars
Post by: Eric P on March 30, 2009, 12:23:13 PM: Quote from: ShogunOfFear on March 30, 2009, 12:21:47 PM
No but Palin is in league with the Russians now. Remember Nalin Palin?

that's totally non-cannon!
Title: Re: Polar Wars
Post by: ShogunOfFear on March 30, 2009, 12:24:31 PM: It gives my mind a disturbing image of Putin and Palin though.
Title: Re: Polar Wars
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 30, 2009, 12:24:58 PM: Canada going to tear some shit UP. I wonder if Boogie is ready for this Polar War?
Title: Re: Polar Wars
Post by: Eric P on March 30, 2009, 12:35:45 PM: Quote from: Willco on March 30, 2009, 12:24:58 PM
Canada going to tear some shit UP. I wonder if Boogie is ready for this Polar War?

he's going to Mountie some poor conscript's FACE
Title: Re: Polar Wars
Post by: Ganhyun on March 30, 2009, 12:36:30 PM: Quote from: Eric P on March 30, 2009, 12:35:45 PM
Quote from: Willco on March 30, 2009, 12:24:58 PM
Canada going to tear some shit UP. I wonder if Boogie is ready for this Polar War?

he's going to Mountie some poor conscript's FACE

Poor Father Mike and Malek. :'(
Title: Re: Polar Wars
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 30, 2009, 12:40:54 PM: Stolen from elsewhere

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Title: Re: Polar Wars
Post by: Boogie on March 31, 2009, 04:24:35 AM: MOUNTIES ON LASER-EYE T-REXES!!!!!!!!!

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Title: Re: Polar Wars
Post by: ShogunOfFear on March 31, 2009, 10:25:07 AM: Red Alert 4
Title: Re: Polar Wars
Post by: Tauntaun on March 31, 2009, 10:38:58 AM: Quote from: Kosma on March 31, 2009, 09:32:27 AM
Those lumberjacks look badass.

I have to concur, they look like Rohirans from LoTR. :punch