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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlueTsunami on March 31, 2009, 10:28:49 PM

Title: Osbourne Variety Hour is one RIGHT NOW
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 31, 2009, 10:28:49 PM

 :-\

Id still bang the shit out of Sharon

Title: Re: Osbourne Variety Hour is one RIGHT NOW
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 31, 2009, 10:51:55 PM

This thing is horrible.  I hope they all get cancer.

Title: Re: Osbourne Variety Hour is one RIGHT NOW
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 31, 2009, 10:52:30 PM

Forcing that dude to decide if he'll get married on the spot was ugh. Whether its scripted or not, holy cheese factor.

Title: Re: Osbourne Variety Hour is one RIGHT NOW
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 31, 2009, 10:56:13 PM

The whole thing is pretty awful.  Who greenlit this?  Can they also get cancer?

Why is Ozzy trying to destroy whatever is left of his once legit rock 'n roller street cred?

Title: Re: Osbourne Variety Hour is one RIGHT NOW
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2009, 11:07:52 PM

I think that street cred died a long ass time ago.

At least The Osbournes was edgy enough (at the time) to be mainstream without feeling cheesy/sold out. It's been all down hill since then, from duets with his distinguished mentally-challenged fellow daughter to this.

That being said, at this point I'm pretty sure he just does whatever Sharon tells him to do

Title: Re: Osbourne Variety Hour is one RIGHT NOW
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 31, 2009, 11:10:34 PM

Nah, he still retained some street cred.

This is pretty much taking said street cred, going out back, raping it anally, pissing on it, putting it in a truck, driving it over a cliff, bursting into toxic fumes and then taking a shit on it.

Title: Re: Osbourne Variety Hour is one RIGHT NOW
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2009, 11:23:15 PM

Wasn't Ozzfest free in like 07 or 08? Pretty badass thing to do, and definitely street cred worthy.

[youtube=560,345]LJF6xT2Y9gU[/youtube]
last new Ozzy song I liked

Title: Re: Osbourne Variety Hour is one RIGHT NOW
Post by: Ecrofirt on April 01, 2009, 09:29:51 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2009, 11:23:15 PM

Wasn't Ozzfest free in like 07 or 08? Pretty badass thing to do, and definitely street cred worthy.

[youtube=560,345]LJF6xT2Y9gU[/youtube]
last new Ozzy song I liked

I see what you did there.

Title: Re: Osbourne Variety Hour is one RIGHT NOW
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 01, 2009, 09:59:28 AM

Street cred or not, Ozzy can't possibly need the money.  So one has to wonder wtf he's thinking.  I didn't watch but you knew lightening wasn't striking twice here.  Bad memories of the Brady Bunch shit after the Brady Bunch show was off the air, I figured they would at least mock that.  Apparently they played it straight, big mistake I'd say.

Title: Re: Osbourne Variety Hour is one RIGHT NOW
Post by: Brehvolution on April 01, 2009, 10:06:01 AM

I laughed my ass off at the end when Ozzy sprayed down everyone with that foam gun, audience included. People were getting pissed.

Title: Re: Osbourne Variety Hour is one RIGHT NOW
Post by: border on April 01, 2009, 01:01:48 PM

I watched a little bit of this on Hulu.  At the end some chick in the audience with huge jugs gets soaked with foam and starts jumping up and down.  That was pretty sweet.

Sharon also got sprayed in the back of her head at point-blank range :lol