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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on April 01, 2009, 01:23:57 PM

Title: The Onion delivers best BSG recap of all
Post by: GilloD on April 01, 2009, 01:23:57 PM: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/obama_depressed_distant_since

Here be spoilers!

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"I'm a little concerned," first lady Michelle Obama was overheard saying at a fundraising event Tuesday. "When Firefly was canceled, he walked around like a zombie for a week, and Serenity was the only thing that snapped him out of it. Last night he said he felt like he had just discovered David Axelrod was one of the Final Five, whatever that means."

A devoted fan of the original 1978 Battlestar Galactica, Obama was initially hesitant to watch the new series, saying he was upset to learn that hotshot pilot Starbuck would be played by a woman. However, during a particularly slow week in the U.S. Senate, Obama decided to rent the first season from Netflix.

Aides said Obama "blew through" season one in a weekend, then purchased season 2.0 from a local Best Buy, and, in order to catch up in time for season three, downloaded the majority of season 2.5 from iTunes.

"When we spoke last month, he said season three was his least favorite because some of the episodes with Helo and the Sagittarons—and pretty much anything that involved Cally—were boring and didn't advance the plot," Afghan president Hamid Karzai said. "But I told him that when you watch it all on DVD, and you don't have to wait a whole week for a new show, those peripheral episodes actually add new color to the already established world."
Title: Re: The Onion delivers best BSG recap of all
Post by: Lafiel on April 01, 2009, 06:46:58 PM: What a crappy president he should be running the country instead of watching BSG. :lol
Title: Re: The Onion delivers best BSG recap of all
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 01, 2009, 06:47:58 PM: Quote from: Lafiel on April 01, 2009, 06:46:58 PM
What a crappy president he should be running the country instead of watching BSG. :lol

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Yeah.
Title: Re: The Onion delivers best BSG recap of all
Post by: ManaByte on April 01, 2009, 08:27:25 PM: Quote from: Lafiel on April 01, 2009, 06:46:58 PM
What a crappy president he should be running the country instead of watching BSG. :lol

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/darkjacob/cots_lafiel010.gif)
Title: Re: The Onion delivers best BSG recap of all
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 01, 2009, 08:30:31 PM: Quote from: Lafiel on April 01, 2009, 06:46:58 PM
What a crappy president he should be running the country instead of watching BSG. :lol

I honestly can't tell if this is the dumb or perhaps the greatest humor ever devised.
Title: Re: The Onion delivers best BSG recap of all
Post by: Diunx on April 01, 2009, 08:55:04 PM: Quote from: Lafiel on April 01, 2009, 06:46:58 PM
What a crappy president he should be running the country instead of watching BSG. :lol

What a crappy internet user.
Title: Re: The Onion delivers best BSG recap of all
Post by: Greatness Gone on April 01, 2009, 08:58:09 PM: true confessions time - lafiel is my joke account
Title: Re: The Onion delivers best BSG recap of all
Post by: Lafiel on April 01, 2009, 09:02:59 PM: Quote from: Diunx on April 01, 2009, 08:55:04 PM
Quote from: Lafiel on April 01, 2009, 06:46:58 PM
What a crappy president he should be running the country instead of watching BSG. :lol

What a crappy internet user.

:(
Title: Re: The Onion delivers best BSG recap of all
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 01, 2009, 09:11:59 PM: (http://i42.tinypic.com/htwkt5.jpg)

When are the original Centurions gonna get some of that bailout money, huh Obama?? :maf :maf
Title: Re: The Onion delivers best BSG recap of all
Post by: drew on April 01, 2009, 10:24:42 PM: anime avatar etc etc