Stranger: sitting
You: on a chair?
Stranger: on my toilet
You: oh
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: itss stuckk
You: multi tasking is always good
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i could take a picture and show you
You: i'm good
You: this is a pure text chat, I hope!
You: What up chinola?
Stranger: ywhats chinola?
You: a fruit
Stranger: like chiquita?
You: what?
You: whats a chiquita?
You: a small hooker?
Stranger: a banana.
Stranger: doy.
You: but what if the banana is big?
You: do you still call it chiquita?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you the girl from CT i was just talking to?
You: If I say no, are you going to abandon me like my parents did?
Stranger: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Greetings
Stranger: I am a robot
You: I am also a robot
You: I like to eat metal and drink oil
You: clank clank clank
Stranger: i shit microchips
Stranger: my name is electrotron 5000
You: my name is quantor 3200
You: it is a pleasure to interface with you
Stranger: acknowledged
Stranger: beep
Stranger: 101100010101010101010111000000101010111100001
I just talked for 50 minutes with a girl from Canada and then exchanged actual contact info ???
I just talked for 50 minutes with a girl from Canada and then exchanged actual contact info ???
I just talked for 50 minutes with a girl from Canada and then exchanged actual contact info ???
I personally had a long discussion about House MD with a girl yesterday, no info exchange though, I failed
Stranger: Hello, this is Chris with Omegle Customer Support, how can I assist you?
You: Every one here has a penis
You: I want someone with a vagina
Stranger: WHAAAAA?
QuoteStranger: Greetings
Stranger: I am a robot
You: I am also a robot
You: I like to eat metal and drink oil
You: clank clank clank
Stranger: i shit microchips
Stranger: my name is electrotron 5000
You: my name is quantor 3200
You: it is a pleasure to interface with you
Stranger: acknowledged
Stranger: beep
Stranger: 101100010101010101010111000000101010111100001
Stranger: b9
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HeLLO
You: HoW ARe YoU
Stranger: i Am GrAnD HoW AbOuT YoU?
You: I aM aWeSoMe
Stranger: Do YoU pLaY ThE GaMe?
You: OmEgLe Is thE gAme
You: i pLay IT WeLl]
Stranger: nO ThIs Is
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You: you \b\astard
Stranger: lulz
You: hi!
Stranger: female?
You: yeah why not
Stranger: male
You: wanna fuck me in the ass or vagina?
Stranger: Ass
You: I have aids though so you gonna have to use a rubber
Stranger: ok
Stranger: have msn?
You: give me your credit card number so I can buy you a plane ticket
Stranger: ok
Stranger: one moment
Stranger: 06500
You: dude hurry up! I'm super wet
Stranger: 06500-2540-6325-0000
You: You should recieved a plane ticket to nigeria before the end of next week in your mail.
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: .i.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
fuck yeah
found a girl from argentina who likes the pixies
QuoteYou: hi!
Stranger: female?
You: yeah why not
Stranger: male
You: wanna fuck me in the ass or vagina?
Stranger: Ass
You: I have aids though so you gonna have to use a rubber
Stranger: ok
Stranger: have msn?
You: give me your credit card number so I can buy you a plane ticket
Stranger: ok
Stranger: one moment
Stranger: 06500
You: dude hurry up! I'm super wet
Stranger: 06500-2540-6325-0000
You: You should recieved a plane ticket to nigeria before the end of next week in your mail.
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: .i.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Who would win in a fight, Batman or Superman.
Stranger: hello
Stranger: superman
You: What if Batman had kryptonite
Stranger: batman
You: what if superman were actually iron man disguised as superman
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna hear a joke?
You: not really
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: BATMAN!
Stranger: ARE YOU THERE?
You: YES SUPERMAN, WHAT IS IT
Stranger: I AM IN TROUBLE!
You: IS IT THE JOKER AGAIN BATMAN? HE IS QUITE THE RASCAL
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: ITS SOMETHING DIFFERENT!
Stranger: I HAVE THIS SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD!
Stranger: I JUST HAVE TO SING IT WITH SOMEONE!
You: LET ME USE MY X-RAY VISION TO LOOK INSIDE YOUR HEAD
You: OH...THAT'S A CATCHY ONE
Stranger: YEAH
You: PERHAPS IF I SING IT WITH MY SUPER BREATH IT WILL BE REMOVED
You: LET'S GO
Stranger: I WANN BE THE VERY BEST!
You: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
Stranger: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST!
You: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE!
Stranger: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND!
You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
Stranger: EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND!
You: THE POWER THAT'S
INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
Stranger: POKEMOOOOOON!
You: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!!!
You: HOW WAS THAT BATMAN
Stranger: FUCK I FEEL WAY BETTER!
You: ROCK ON, BAT BROTHER!
Stranger: THANKS SUPERMAN!
You: ANYTIME. I HEAR JIMMY GOT STUCK IN THE REVOLVING DOOR AT THE DAILY PLANET SO I BETTER JET.
Stranger: OKAY MAN!
Stranger: LOVE YOU!
You: RIGHT "BAT" ATCHA
You: Arf!
Stranger: sparky?
You: Woof woof!
Stranger: Sparky it is you!
You: *pant* *pant* *pant*
Stranger: cmere boy
You: *lick*
You: Aroooo!
Stranger: *starts massaging dogs penis*
Stranger: goood boyyy
You: ???
You: *hump* *hump* *hump*
Stranger: you like that doncha boy?
You: Arf!
You: *HUMP!!!*
Stranger: *pulls off shirt to reveal 34 C tits
You: ARRRROOOOOOOO!!!!!
You: *lick*
Stranger: good boy mamas missed you
You: *Sparky gets distracted and goes to a bowl of food*
You: *chomp* *chomp* *chomp*
Stranger: pulls off thong underwear "your not just gonna leave me unsatisfied are ya boy?
You: Excuse me sir. What are you doing to my dog???
Stranger: fucking it what are you doing?
You: Oh my... what the f...
Stranger: smacks you with a shovel and pulls out 8 inch cock
Stranger: begins raping you slowly
Stranger: "yeh boy you like IT!"
You: *grabs the giant dildo off of strangers couch and begins smacking him n the head repeatedly*
Stranger: restrains dildo and uses it for dp on owner
You: Get off of me! What the hell do you think you're doing!
Stranger: "oh baby ima butter yo bread
You: Stumpy! Sic him fella!!
You: *Stumpy runs over and tears into cheeseburger's groin*
Stranger: nice talkin to yeh
Stranger: lets talk, dude
You: wanna talk about batman?
Stranger: can be
Stranger: batman > superman
You: hell yeah!
You: superman is a fucking pussy
Stranger: but joker > batman
You: batman gets shit done without super powers
You: plus he gets tons of pussy
Stranger: i agree
You: batman is like james bond dressed as a bat
Stranger: the best batman was Michael Keaton
You: fuck no!
You: he was too ugly
You: christian bale is the best
Stranger: hahah ok
Stranger: no
Stranger: of course not
Stranger: Michael Keaton or Val Kilmer
Stranger: but i prefer Michael Keaton
You: Val Kilmer is awesome but forever sucked
You: who do you think is gonna be the villian in the next movie?
Stranger: i have no idea
You: I think is going to be talia
You: the daughter of ras al ghu
Stranger: i dont like woman villians
You: maybe lady shiva too
Stranger: yesterday i saw Seven Pounds
Stranger: did you see it ?
You: nah
You: I hate will smith
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I've met this awesome girl yesterday. We talked for ours and exchanged pics. She's frikkin' gorgeous :D
Stranger: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND
You: GOOD EVENING
Stranger: THAT IS A BAND?
You: oh man um um
You: um
You: um
You: um
You: oh geez
Stranger: UM
You: uhhhh
Stranger: go
Stranger: go
You: UMMMM
Stranger: do it
Stranger: omg
You: AHHH
You: NO
You: AHHH
Stranger: what
Stranger: omg
You: SO MUCH PRESSURE
You: AHHH
You: AHH
You: AHHH
Stranger: i will go first
You: CREED
Stranger: OMFG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I've met this awesome girl yesterday. We talked for ours and exchanged pics. She's frikkin' gorgeous :D
Post pics?
You: hi
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: they are on the way
You: awesome
Stranger: You ever sprayed deodorant up your ass?
You: no nor have i ever thought about it
Stranger: you should do it some time
Stranger: pussy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
'Stranger: i fail
You: lmao
You: owned
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: i screwed up having sex with my friend
You: thats sad
Stranger: sucks
Stranger: i know
Stranger: its like i cant get her in the mood or something
Stranger: idk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.'
Post it here Veidt.
Bloody no good for nothing muslim :maf
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: girl?
Stranger: boy
You: girl?
Stranger: u are girl?
You: are you a girl?
Stranger: no
You: I'm from an islan
You: island
Stranger: u are girl or what?
You: LOST
You: I think I know who yo uare
Stranger: rly? :D
You: yeah
You: JACK SHEPHERD
Stranger: :O ah you got me
You: LOST
Stranger: hi
You: I'm from an Island
Stranger: wich island ?
You: LOST
You have disconnected.
You: West of House.
You are in an open field west of a big white house
with a boarded front door.
>
Stranger: why do I have to obey the narrator?
You: I don't see any narrator here.
>
Stranger: ok, why do i have to obey the stranger?
Stranger: well, i open the door.
You: (If you want to talk to a Stranger, try using the syntax STRANGER, HELLO or TELL STRANGER ABOUT X.)
Stranger: (ok. u--u)
You: Inside House
The interior of the house is dusty and dark, as if no one has lived here for many years. You can make out a rug in the middle of the floor.
There is a table with a brass lantern on it.
>
Stranger: ( i want a pizza )
You: Inside House
You pick up the telephone and dial your favorite pizza parlor.
"So, what kind of pizza do you want?" says the pimply-faced teenager on the other end of the line.
>
Stranger: "all"
You: Inside House
"One of everything? Okay, that'll be $1244.50. We'll be there in 5 minutes."
The teenager hangs up the phone.
>
Stranger: ( give me money, uncle! D: )
You: Inside House
You don't see your uncle here!
The pizza will arrive in 4 minutes.
>
Stranger: THIS IS WORSE THAN 24 HOURS D:
Stranger: I WILL RUN!
Stranger: *trying to run*
You: Inside House
I don't understand where you want to run.
The pizza will arrive in 3 minutes.
>
Stranger: *polishes of the window*
Stranger: GREYSKULL HELP ME!
Stranger: spinach!
You: You exit through the window to find yourself...
North of House
You are standing on the front lawn outside of a white house.
There is a mailbox here.
The pizza will arrive in 2 minutes.
>
Stranger: I wanted to open, but I don't have time!
Stranger: *runs*
You: North of House
You open the mailbox.
There is a plain, white envelope inside the mailbox.
The pizza will arrive in 1 minute.
>
Stranger: should I read, uncle?
You: North of House
You open the envelope (first taking the envelope).
Inside is a promotional coupon good for $1244.50 off any pizza order.
The pizza has arrived!
A gangly teenager steps out of his 1999 Toyota Camry.
He looks at his clipboard, then at you. "36 pizzas ... that'll be $1244.50, sir."
>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: West of House.
You are in an open field west of a big white house
with a boarded front door.
>
Stranger: ok
You: I don't know how to "ok."
>
Stranger: are the boards on the front door white as well?
You: > EXAMINE BOARDS
The boards say "Keep Out!" in large red letters.
>
Stranger: that just means there's more fun inside, I'd try to open the door
You: > OPEN DOOR
Strangely, the boards don't actually board the door front.
> ENTER HOUSE
Inside House
The interior of the house is dusty and dark, as if no one has lived here for many years. You can make out a rug in the middle of the floor.
There is a table with a telephone and a brass lantern on it.
>
Stranger: I pickup the telephone
You: > DIAL TELEPHONE
Who do you want to dial?
>
Stranger: god
You: A calm, booming voice comes through the receiver.
"HELLO, MY CHILD. HOW MAY I HELP YOU TODAY?"
>
Stranger: "I need help with a problem, I'm in a dusty old house and I don't know where to go"
You: "HAVE YOU EXAMINED THE RUG, MY CHILD? THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO IN MY INFINITE WISDOM."
God hangs up the phone with the sound of a thousand angels sighing.
>
Stranger: I stare at the rug and stomp on the pile, dust flying around the room
You: The rug flies to one side, revealing a trap door!
>
Stranger: well that was convenient... I try opening the trap door
You: You open the trap door. There is a ladder leading downwards. It is EXTREMELY dark.
>
Stranger: I grab the lantern before I try the ladder, seeing if it will light
You: You light the lantern (first taking it).
You go down the ladder into the darkness below.
Underground Cave
You are in a huge underground cave, more brilliant than anything you've ever seen before.
The path leads north and west.
>
Stranger: I head nort
Stranger: h
You: Underground Waterfall
There is a huge waterfall here, hundreds of feet tall.
There is a small building at the base of the waterfall.
>
Stranger: I wonder how the hell the waterfall is so tall, but start heading towards the building
You: Waterfall Dam #3
The inside of the building reveals this to be a hydroelectric dam, suitable for generating amazing amounts of power.
There is a control panel with many blinking lights.
There is a book on the floor.
>
Stranger: sigh... too tired to go on
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Zork conversation
You: girl
Stranger: cheeseburger
You: shit
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what's you name?
You: Tina
Stranger: hi Tina
You: how about you
Stranger: Mark
You: Like Mark Giangrecco
You: ?
Stranger: don't know him
You: Hmmm....that sucks
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sorry
:bow Patel:bow Patel +1
You: whats your favorite 360 game
You: dead rising is mine
Stranger: I dont like FPS for xbox ... aside from assassins creed and force unleashed
Stranger: they rule!
You: im playing resi 5 now
Stranger: I havn't seen dead rising .. is that an fps?
You: no
You: omg
You: find it
You: get it
Stranger: oh resi 5 sounds cool - I wanted to get it.
Stranger: lol
You: its 3rd person
Stranger: really? that good?
You: in a mall
You: with zombies
You: best game ever
Stranger: woho ... like assassins creed 3rd person?
You: yeah
Stranger: DAMN! Teamxbox gives it 8.7!
Stranger: http://games.teamxbox.com/xbox-360/1169/Dead-Rising/
Stranger: I'm so getting it now.
You: good
You: that score is too low