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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on April 02, 2009, 09:36:53 PM

Title: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 02, 2009, 09:36:53 PM
From CN-FUCKING-N:

Quote from: CNN
Someone stole an "incomplete and early version" of the next installment in the blockbuster "X-Men" movie series and posted it on the Internet this week, according to the studio that owns the billion-dollar film franchise.

....

Online movie reviewer Kent Lundblad said he was given a copy by a friend just hours after the rough "Wolverine" first appeared on a Web site Tuesday afternoon.

"Even in this rough form, it's much better than the last 'X-Men' outing or anything Fox has given us in a long, long time," Lundblad said in a review he wrote after watching it.

He said the movie is a rough cut, using placeholder images in many sections and special effects that look like "video games 12 years ago."

He said he suspects that the final movie will look much different that the pirated version, with scenes that were re-shot.

Lundblad, a 25-year-old who describes himself as "a total nerd," said he will see the movie at its midnight premiere May 1. He bought his ticket weeks ago online, he said.

It almost sounds like Onion parody.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 02, 2009, 09:42:00 PM
Oh my God, I found a picture of him:

(http://api.ning.com/files/1Ie59SJTLRo9G4rrMw0Bo*6LE9YrsF0BGnN2VWtbWmLeU6DDmDEsFIb9ZHsVb*u0abdg5rFnBVhQ8Pzz3ERzSATQy5gpFsyw/l_6fe0fb1b99e44c15bef1d5a96779fffe.jpg)

He looks like Miles Trahan's long lost twin. :rofl
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: ManaByte on April 02, 2009, 09:42:38 PM
Looks like FOX has their own David Manning.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 02, 2009, 09:52:22 PM
Oh my God, I found a picture of him:

(http://api.ning.com/files/1Ie59SJTLRo9G4rrMw0Bo*6LE9YrsF0BGnN2VWtbWmLeU6DDmDEsFIb9ZHsVb*u0abdg5rFnBVhQ8Pzz3ERzSATQy5gpFsyw/l_6fe0fb1b99e44c15bef1d5a96779fffe.jpg)

He looks like Miles Trahan's long lost twin. :rofl

The face of hard-hitting journalism.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: demi on April 02, 2009, 09:56:14 PM
Nerd rage, leave me out of this *pinky out*
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 02, 2009, 09:58:09 PM
I will troll all Lost threads from now on, demi!
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: nerd707 on December 31, 2013, 03:50:40 PM
So randomly I'm looking up my name online and I see you guys want to murder me because I wrote an article for a website. I thought I'd speak up and see what the big deal is and why you guys think this kind of thing is totally ok.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: nudemacusers on December 31, 2013, 03:52:18 PM
So randomly I'm looking up my name online and I see you guys want to murder me because I wrote an article for a website. I thought I'd speak up and see what the big deal is and why you guys think this kind of thing is totally ok.
lolwut
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 31, 2013, 03:53:56 PM
Maybe you should ask Wilco instead? Since he's the one who apparently wanted you dead.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: nerd707 on December 31, 2013, 03:54:05 PM
So randomly I'm looking up my name online and I see you guys want to murder me because I wrote an article for a website. I thought I'd speak up and see what the big deal is and why you guys think this kind of thing is totally ok.
lolwut
I didn't think what I said was all that complicated so let me state it again. I'm looking up past work I've done and I found that your user base thought it would be funny to put comments about having me whacked.

What's not so funny is I actually got death threats for the next few weeks following this story and I'm guessing they probably started here as a prank and I'm wondering why this site thinks that's a totally cool thing to do.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: demi on December 31, 2013, 03:55:17 PM
Hi Kent,

We are underage and do not comprehend the thoughts of innocent thieves like yourself watching leaked copies of XMEN Origins Wolverine.

Also do you feel bad for buying a ticket for what wound up to be a completely shitty movie?
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: demi on December 31, 2013, 03:56:57 PM
Hi Kent,

Do you have proof that persons from this website gave you death threats in question? Thanks.

You may contact me at - hidemi [at] thebore dot com
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: nerd707 on December 31, 2013, 03:58:36 PM
Hi Kent,

We are underage and do not comprehend the thoughts of innocent thieves like yourself watching leaked copies of XMEN Origins Wolverine.

Also do you feel bad for buying a ticket for what wound up to be a completely shitty movie?
The thieves are the ones who stole the film and placed it online. I simply did research by watching it and reporting back to people I was working for at the time. As for my ticket, no, I don't feel bad since I was given a pass by the studio to see the final product the next week.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 31, 2013, 04:06:38 PM
The Fake Shemp is no longer affiliated with this forum and has been banned for his violent, inappropriate rhetoric.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: demi on December 31, 2013, 04:08:19 PM
But if you really want I can direct you to him and you can address this face to face. Like real men from the 80s.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: nerd707 on December 31, 2013, 04:13:31 PM
The fact he was banned is hilarious enough. I don't need to talk to him. Thanks for being cool about my random questioning.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: demi on December 31, 2013, 04:15:44 PM
You are most welcome, Kent.

Rest assured that as an ambigously gay community, we do not allow the teachings of violence (http://www.neontommy.com/news/2013/12/murder-los-angeles-big-data-decline-homicide) within these hot dog hallowed halls.

And it's a good thing you stole that movie, because it really did suck.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on December 31, 2013, 04:17:39 PM
:lol Who is this self-googling rat dick?
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: benjipwns on December 31, 2013, 04:18:28 PM
So how many times did you wind up watching this?
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 31, 2013, 04:18:46 PM
:lol Who is this self-googling rat dick?

That's a very offensive thing to say, Bob. One long-time member has already been banned because of this thread, let's not make it two.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on December 31, 2013, 04:21:15 PM
You're right; I'm sorry. Have mercy, mods.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2013, 04:27:52 PM
Sup Kent. Is your dick bent? I'm asking if you're hung.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 31, 2013, 04:31:37 PM
Thread title corrected to more accurately represent Bore philosophy.

We apologize for the inconvenience.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: StealthFan on December 31, 2013, 04:33:44 PM
PD about to take dat dick (http://i.imgur.com/NDwpqUm.png)
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked?
Post by: demi on December 31, 2013, 04:35:47 PM
Thread title corrected to more accurately represent Bore philosophy.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

After seeing Mr. Nerd's photos, I respectfully agree.

Hope he doesn't mind.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: helios on December 31, 2013, 04:41:31 PM
PD about to take dat dick (http://i.imgur.com/NDwpqUm.png)

Dat rat dick, tho
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: Diunx on December 31, 2013, 04:54:42 PM
So randomly I'm looking up my name online and I see you guys want to murder me because I wrote an article for a website. I thought I'd speak up and see what the big deal is and why you guys think this kind of thing is totally ok.

I think is ok because murdering people is fun as fuck, dumpster rapes are pretty amazing too.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 31, 2013, 05:07:23 PM
Kent, you're 30 or close to it, you should know death threats are totally cool.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: Boogie on December 31, 2013, 05:09:32 PM
Bro, if the Bore wanted you dead, you wouldn't be having this conversation. :smug
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 31, 2013, 06:01:31 PM
Thor has an entire briefcase filled with various sexual instruments, all classified as deadly weapons in the state of Kentucky. One is so long he had to fold it three times just to close the lid.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: TEEEPO on December 31, 2013, 09:11:50 PM
LOL

(http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/faa63cdd5e1f4ac6bd7d1a28701ae3e3/l.jpg)

(http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/112/780551fd1cac46c7be9fd3b304ddca74/l.jpg)

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-3fnAZFKA71Y/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/0-LO4PMvB4c/photo.jpg)
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: pilonv1 on December 31, 2013, 10:37:57 PM
The Fake Shemp is no longer affiliated with this forum and has been banned for his violent, inappropriate rhetoric.

someone send him this link on twitter, I'm sure he'd enjoy it

also what was the original topic?
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: demi on January 01, 2014, 01:56:40 AM
This is the original topic.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
No "off"
[close]

In the second pic, he looks like Van Cruncheon....
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: Mupepe on January 01, 2014, 02:09:08 AM
This is the original topic.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
No "off"
[close]

In the second pic, he looks like Van Cruncheon....
glad I'm not the only one
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 01, 2014, 02:10:36 AM
In the second pic, he looks like Van Cruncheon....

:dead
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 01, 2014, 02:25:21 AM
If you rearrange the letters in Kent Lundblad it spells Andrew Vestal.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2014, 02:29:59 AM
If you rearrange the letters in Kent Lundblad it spells Andrew Vestal.

"Wolverine is the event of the aughts, so far"
- MAF
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 01, 2014, 02:31:12 AM
I can get Anddu Benktal. Close enough.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: chronovore on January 01, 2014, 10:05:50 AM
Some dink was egocruising google, made some connection with TheFakeShemp's 4 year old post, and wanted to draw additional attention to himself here.

Move along. Nothing to see here.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: thisismyusername on January 01, 2014, 09:01:58 PM
 :lol This thread.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 02, 2014, 05:48:52 AM
Like Willcos and Drinkys illegitimate lovechild
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: Takao on January 02, 2014, 01:38:58 PM
I figured Greg Miller would've been used to death threats by now ...
Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 02, 2014, 01:55:23 PM
dude looks a bit like roger ebert (pbuh)  :o

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Title: Re: EVILBORE ASSEMBLE! Who is "Kent Lundblad"? Can we feasibly have him whacked off?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2014, 12:42:08 PM
dude looks a bit like roger ebert (pbuh)  :o

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I appreciate you quoting that post, thus allowing us to like it without directly liking a Ruzbeh post.