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Title: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 03, 2009, 09:43:54 PM

this guy called his fan game project (http://ninjagaiden4.thegaminguniverse.com/) "NG4: Darkness Reborn" which is SO WRONG

Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom

so NG4 has to also be The [portentous adjective] [iconic noun] of [abstract noun with negative meaning], of course, but I can't seem to come up with anything good.  it's surprisingly difficult.

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 03, 2009, 09:46:56 PM

ninja gaiden 4: the looming beast of purple

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 03, 2009, 09:48:41 PM

what do you have against purple

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 03, 2009, 09:50:51 PM

nothing, i'd rather have it against you  :-*

<sloppy subtext continues>

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: drew on April 03, 2009, 09:51:39 PM

Ninja Gaiden IV:  FUCKING AWESOME

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 03, 2009, 09:52:00 PM

Ninja Gaiden IV: The Black Saber of Strife

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: drew on April 03, 2009, 09:53:19 PM

also this is too confusing

why do programmers like to box themselves up in nice little holes?

*googles portentous adjective*

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: TVC15 on April 03, 2009, 09:57:21 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 03, 2009, 09:43:54 PM

this guy called his fan game project (http://ninjagaiden4.thegaminguniverse.com/) "NG4: Darkness Reborn" which is SO WRONG

Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom

so NG4 has to also be The [portentous adjective] [iconic noun] of [abstract noun with negative meaning], of course, but I can't seem to come up with anything good.  it's surprisingly difficult.

The Malicious Pup Tent of Disorganization.

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 03, 2009, 10:02:23 PM

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Ninja Gaiden IV: The Black Saber of Strife

that's the NG2 remake, not NG4  :maf

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: demi on April 03, 2009, 10:04:22 PM

Ninja Gaiden IV: The Ocean King Temple

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2009, 01:56:20 AM

Ninja Gaiden IV: The Turbid Camera Of Disaster

edit:  I thought we were naming the xbox game  :'(

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: drohne on April 04, 2009, 02:33:48 AM

ninja gaiden iv: the portentous icon of abstraction

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 04, 2009, 02:39:04 AM

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edit:  I thought we were naming the xbox game

 :wag

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: tiesto on April 04, 2009, 11:15:02 AM

Hmm, those screenshots aren't terribly attractive, they look very Turbo-Grafx-ish and not in a good way. The NES games were extremely detailed for their time, I'd argue they're some of the best looking games on the platform.

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 04, 2009, 11:29:49 AM

The Malicious Dog of War

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: Draft on April 04, 2009, 01:25:07 PM

Ninja Gaiden IV: The Craterous Face of Rape

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on April 04, 2009, 01:27:50 PM

Ninja Gaiden IV: The Smiling Face of Evil

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: Yeti on April 04, 2009, 01:33:41 PM

Ninja Gaiden IV: The Flannel Girl of Unattainability

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 04, 2009, 01:50:29 PM

Quote from: Yeti on April 04, 2009, 01:33:41 PM

Ninja Gaiden IV: The Flannel Girl of Unattainability

:lol

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 04, 2009, 09:46:44 PM

Ninja Gaiden IV: The Rape Dumpster of Despair

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 04, 2009, 10:09:06 PM

Ninja Gaiden 4: Go Buy Devil May Cry 5

Title: Re: What would you subtitle Ninja Gaiden IV
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 05, 2009, 03:55:12 AM

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ninja gaiden iv: the portentous icon of abstraction

I could appreciate the cleverness of this if, as a programming language theory devotee, I didn't find the implied denigration of abstraction not only dubious but even offensive  :maf