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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2009, 04:38:08 AM

Title: Today, a drunk girl on the Metro asked me to marry her...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2009, 04:38:08 AM: ... because she thought I was Jonah Hill from Superbad. :-\
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Post by: Fragamemnon on April 04, 2009, 04:44:48 AM: (http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/05/19/images/jonah.jpg)

so did you say yes?
Title: Re: Today, a drunk girl on the Metro asked me to marry her...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2009, 04:51:50 AM: I told her that I didn't think anyone would marry us at 2 AM.
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Post by: twerd on April 04, 2009, 04:53:50 AM: Quote from: Willco on April 04, 2009, 04:51:50 AM
I told her that I didn't think anyone would marry us at 2 AM.

That's such a Jonah thing to say. :teehee
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Post by: TVC15 on April 04, 2009, 05:44:10 AM: Is that an upgrade or a downgrade from

(http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/graphics/news3/AndyMilonakisShow_S1_3D.jpg)
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Post by: border on April 04, 2009, 05:44:48 AM: At least she didn't say, "You've really let yourself go."
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Post by: ToxicAdam on April 04, 2009, 10:05:03 AM: I feel your pain, I've been mistaken for Joey Fatone from N'Sync before. :-\
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Post by: Dickie Dee on April 04, 2009, 10:36:28 AM: When I was a bit svelter, I got independent comparisions to Matt Damon. That's not too bad right? ???
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Post by: Barry Egan on April 04, 2009, 10:37:35 AM: that's pretty bad!
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2009, 11:26:50 AM: Quote from: border on April 04, 2009, 05:44:48 AM
At least she didn't say, "You've really let yourself go."

:lol

(http://www.evilbore.com/me_tada.jpg)

I mean, I don't think I look anything like Jonah Hill.
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Post by: T234 on April 04, 2009, 11:34:43 AM: Holy fuck, I had no idea what Willco looked like. Me and him both got fucked up hair today :lol
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2009, 11:37:04 AM: Yeah, I just woke up. I have a pretty boyish face, so the comparison to Milonakis is not totally unfounded.

But Jonah Hill? Really?!
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2009, 12:06:22 PM: I like your hair and your beard.
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Post by: Diunx on April 04, 2009, 12:16:22 PM: Whats with eb and beards?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2009, 12:23:00 PM: ummmmm

;)
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Post by: cloudwalking on April 04, 2009, 12:39:19 PM: Quote from: Diunx on April 04, 2009, 12:16:22 PM
Whats with eb and bears?

fixed
Title: Re: Today, a drunk girl on the Metro asked me to marry her...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2009, 12:45:20 PM: Oh, she totally did. I'm a bit sardonic, and I'm a heavy individual, but that's about where the comparisons end. But she was legitimately excited - she really thought I was "the dude from Superbad!"

I grow a beard so I don't look totally underaged - I hate getting carded when I go out. Plus, despite the fact that I'm 25-years-old, when I'm totally clean shaven, people think I'm a lot younger.

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Also, I'm a bit of a roly-poly, so the chin strap gives some definition to my chubby face. :cookie
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2009, 02:53:31 PM: Holy shit, Willco's hair/beard= :bow

great improvement over The Thing look you had in your previous picture
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Post by: border on April 04, 2009, 02:58:26 PM: Did she really say "Jonah Hill"? Maybe she thought you were Michael Cera, and had just let yourself go.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 04, 2009, 03:00:21 PM: Quote from: Fragamemnon on April 04, 2009, 04:44:48 AM
(http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/05/19/images/jonah.jpg)

so did you say yes?

like a fat bob dylan
Title: Re: Today, a drunk girl on the Metro asked me to marry her...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2009, 03:04:53 PM: Quote from: border on April 04, 2009, 02:58:26 PM
Did she really say "Jonah Hill"? Maybe she thought you were Michael Cera, and had just let yourself go.

:lol

The exact quote was "the [funny] dude from Superbad". Now, maybe she meant Michael Cera, but since he is not particularly funny and this is not the first time I've been called Jonah Hill - anytime an overweight funny white guy does something, I'm him for a month (I've gotten Kevin James, Jonah Hill, Andy Milokanis, etc.) - I'm going to say that she was insinuating that I'm Jonah Hill
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Post by: drozmight on April 04, 2009, 04:30:55 PM: you should've pushed her onto the subway tracks and then jumped down to save her; then been by her side when she woke up in the hospital the next day... then fallen in love with her sister.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2009, 04:33:25 PM: Is her sister hot?
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Post by: drozmight on April 04, 2009, 04:39:27 PM: no she's extremely hideous, but Tony Robbins hypnotised you in an elevator and now you can only see inner beauty. this makes her really hot.
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Post by: clothedmacuser on April 05, 2009, 02:05:35 AM: You could have lost your virginity!
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 05, 2009, 02:09:35 AM: Quote from: mac on April 05, 2009, 02:05:35 AM
You could have lost your virginity!

Maybe seven years ago! The only virgin part of me nowadays is my anus... barely.
Title: Re: Today, a drunk girl on the Metro asked me to marry her...
Post by: tehjaybo on April 05, 2009, 03:39:46 AM: Quote from: Willco on April 05, 2009, 02:09:35 AM
Quote from: mac on April 05, 2009, 02:05:35 AM
You could have lost your virginity!

Maybe seven years ago! The only virgin part of me nowadays is my anus... barely.
:drool

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No homo.
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Title: Re: Today, a drunk girl on the Metro asked me to marry her...
Post by: demi on April 05, 2009, 03:40:14 AM: Willco tried to hit on me on MSN earlier tonight. Was really off-putting. I think this is getting to him.