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Title: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 04, 2009, 04:22:37 PM
Here's the partial epic three scenario dream I had last night

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First dream scenario:

I'm in an Asian inspired building. Wilson and House of House M.D. are there. I'm mostly following House, watching what he's doing. The woman from The Chronicles of Riddick is there too (the one part of the evil organization, trying to persuade the soldier into taking over). She's grooming some animal.

I'm following House and we're appearently in an Chinese/Japanese crime bosses building. House does something to offend him. House then talks to Wilson about something but I've forgotten what.

The situation then switches over to a school. I'm in a classroom with House and Taub, House is spraying down some chemical they use in murder scenes that pick up different residue via UV. We all have socks on, so we don't leave imprints ourselves. As House is moving around spraying, footbrints become clear. there's one area where there's a footprint and the imprint of a glove. No, not an imprint but it looks like an icon, as in an icon on a PC of a glove next to the footprint (with a little asterisk sign). Something comes to mind abou it and I talk to Taub and House.

Same room, Taub is on the PC, House is still spraying down chemicals. I see a camera lens on a counter top adjacent to Taub. I pick it up looking at it. it looks like a Canon 50mm f/1.2 "L". I'm excited because I have my DSLR with me and can take some test shots. I'm trying place the lens on my camera but then the lens turns into platters of glass and a big rubber stop. I'm confused but I'm still trying to place it together, as if this is normal. I then turn the mass of different materials, looking at it puzzled, it turns out to be some Nikon lens (lol)... not sure what though. Looks alien to me (figures).

Second Scenario:

I'm in what feels like Green Acres (Fitchburg projects). I'm walking in the woods with some guy, following some footprints. He then finds a distinct trail that he knows and says something like "Aha!". They look like dog prints to me but don't resemble dog prints at all.

I move on to another area that is similar to the projects I lived in, but different. I'm trying to cross the cross the street but there's lots of traffic. A guy in a police car stops and another car stops going the opposite way. I jog across acknowledging both of them. The person in the police car seems to be the guy I was walking with at first.

I'm then at the top of some area, looking out an apartment building. My cousin Bobby is there. Apperently I've been using his car? He's talking to his sister, my cousin Amy. I overhear that he's lost some bet to her, don't remember what else was said about it other than him having to wear something funny.

Last Scenario:

I'm in some tall building complex by myself. Thinking about it, it feels like the highrise my grandmother lives in but that's probably my mind associating the two since their similar. I'm looking out the window and the outside of the building starts to shut down for the night (front entrance has a gate that closes). I notice two guys coming up, I get the distinct feeling that they're coming for me. They slip through the gate as its closing and get to the first floor.

They then break through the front door of the apartment but aren't threatening as they come in. I'm cooking something, one of the guys smells it and comments on how good it is. I say or do something that angers him and he tosses the food out the window. I'm now angry and go downstairs (the person that throws the food out the window feels like a black football player to me, but he's also shorter than me). The three of us are now outside and its raining but we're under an area that roofed and is outside. I can see the food but its directly where the half opened gate is. I tell the two others about it and point, the other guy sees it but the football player doesn't. We both end up pointing at the food. The football player then sees it as I walk over to it.

I pick up a portion of the food which is a whole cut of steak. I walk over to a picnik table and toss it on the table top. I somehow tear a piece off with my hands and bit into it but i'm disgusted by it. Dream switches over to a table in a lunchroom. I'm sitting with five other people (three girls, two guys). The two guys seem like the ones I was with formerly but one of them is different. We're building something but I can't remember what, feels like a contest between the "guys and the girls".

Most of the table leaves and its just me and one of the guys who stay behind. He's tinkering with something but I can't remember what. Everyone returns with one of the guys dressed in a ridiculous skin suit with fluffy balls of fluff attached to it by strings. I'm laughing at this and the guy looks like George Costanza. He then leaves and the girl beside me (short black hair) says something, I say something along of the lines of "You know George!" and we all laugh. Dream ends.

Nothing overly interesting but its the first time I've woken up from a dream, gone to sleep, woke up from another dream, went back to sleep and got up from one final dream and partially remembered all three. I've been logging them lately, I think this is helping... I've been dreaming every single night for a while now.
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: TVC15 on April 04, 2009, 05:00:02 PM
I dreamt about the morning my brother died last night, except there were insects everywhere in an unappealing manner, and everything was dry and dusty.  Then I woke up at about 8AM and tried to think of any possible reason I have to motivate myself to keep living.  I got really depressed.  About a half hour ago I pulled up my laptop and here I am.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 04, 2009, 05:05:53 PM
 :-\

Its horrible how dreams can just bring stuff like that back up. And its not the same as thinking about it, the emotional response in a dream is usually nearly as bad as the experience when it happened in reality.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on April 04, 2009, 05:06:20 PM
I have college dreams still. Where I am wandering the campus with my new schedule and I can't find my classes. If I do find the class, I don't have the right supplies or I am already missing an assignment. Lots of anxiety.

 
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 04, 2009, 05:16:06 PM
Had a dream I was jamming with this band called the Deed Vibration from Nashville.  My friend's in the band, they got their name from Lou Reed himself. :rock
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2009, 05:26:56 PM
I dreamed I was walking down some street and saw a baby being eaten by rats it an alley. I didn't do anything to help.

in fact, while I rarely remember dreams lately they've involved rats
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 04, 2009, 06:05:34 PM
I have college dreams still. Where I am wandering the campus with my new schedule and I can't find my classes. If I do find the class, I don't have the right supplies or I am already missing an assignment. Lots of anxiety.

this. i have these like three times a week, and they are super annoying.
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 04, 2009, 06:12:05 PM
they're not so coherent.  Scenery, people, plot, and feelings change every few seconds in my dreams.  I usually have long enough to perceive and understand the actual situation in one of the "scenes" before it's muddled and I "resurface" in another scene.  I remember them for a few minutes after I wake up, then forget them, unless I keep it on my mind.
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Reb on April 04, 2009, 06:14:18 PM
About Jarosh/Cloudwalking. :$
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 04, 2009, 06:16:08 PM
The only dreams I have these days include me falling off of cliffs with high elevation.  Not sure what they mean.

I have college dreams still. Where I am wandering the campus with my new schedule and I can't find my classes. If I do find the class, I don't have the right supplies or I am already missing an assignment. Lots of anxiety.

 

I had those when I was at college.  I also had the dreams where I actually forgot about a class altogether and it was maybe six or seven weeks into the class.
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Post by: TVC15 on April 04, 2009, 06:16:56 PM
About Jarosh/Cloudwalking. :$

Usually cloud is wearing a Swedish Chef-style hat, using Jarosh's penis as an icing dispenser, laying out a thick line of sauce on a bratwurst in a bun.
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Veidt on April 04, 2009, 06:37:17 PM
Had several dreams regarding God. Awesome once indeed.
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Post by: Greatness Gone on April 04, 2009, 06:43:33 PM
When I was a kid, almost all of my dreams were about following off of escalators.
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Post by: Veidt on April 04, 2009, 06:44:53 PM
Yeah, that falling thing seems to occur to all kids. I used to have the same dream over and over again. I was running fast,very fast, and would just jump of a cilff for no absolute reason whatsoever :lol

Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 04, 2009, 06:46:22 PM
When I was a kid, almost all of my dreams were about following off of escalators.

Who did you follow off the escalator?

My most disturbing dream was definitely the one with the girl getting pissed on. The look on her face when she turned to me, it was all tears and piss.
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Post by: Greatness Gone on April 04, 2009, 06:46:53 PM
fuck
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Post by: Veidt on April 04, 2009, 06:47:31 PM
When I was a kid, almost all of my dreams were about following off of escalators.

Who did you follow off the escalator?

My most disturbing dream was definitely the one with the girl getting pissed on. The look on her face, it was all tears and piss.

:lol
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Post by: Reb on April 04, 2009, 06:47:39 PM
Had several dreams regarding God. Awesome once indeed.

Only the first time?
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Post by: demi on April 04, 2009, 06:48:27 PM
Gay sex mostly
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Post by: Veidt on April 04, 2009, 06:50:44 PM
Had several dreams regarding God. Awesome once indeed.

Only the first time?

:p

Also, I had a dream about the weirdest thing ever. I was on EvilBore and posted something. wtf was that all about : (
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 04, 2009, 06:51:50 PM
When I was a kid, almost all of my dreams were about following off of escalators.

Who did you follow off the escalator?

My most disturbing dream was definitely the one with the girl getting pissed on. The look on her face when she turned to me, it was all tears and piss.

i thought you were a rican, not a kraut ???
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 04, 2009, 07:05:04 PM
When I was a kid, almost all of my dreams were about following off of escalators.

Who did you follow off the escalator?

My most disturbing dream was definitely the one with the girl getting pissed on. The look on her face when she turned to me, it was all tears and piss.

i thought you were a rican, not a kraut ???

:lol It so came out of left field. Woke all like "The fuck...?"

When I was a kid, almost all of my dreams were about following off of escalators.

Who did you follow off the escalator?

My most disturbing dream was definitely the one with the girl getting pissed on. The look on her face, it was all tears and piss.

Elaborate :lol

Went down some stairs in my dream. Was in some building in a wooded area. The girl was at some stall crouched down. As I was walking up to her, I had noticed there was a woman pissing all over this poor girl. The girl turns to me and the look on her face is still in my head, it was almost like the face of that white dude in Cohen's thread about the Brit riots (emotionally, just pure wailing).
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Post by: bud on April 04, 2009, 07:11:46 PM
i once had a dream about having sex with tia carrere. she was wearing that green dress she wore in true lies.

the weird thing is i was still a virgin at the time.

i've also had a dream in which i got shot in the head and everything went black. and stayed black. then i woke up.
what the fuck
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Post by: Veidt on April 04, 2009, 07:17:02 PM
When I was a kid, almost all of my dreams were about following off of escalators.

Who did you follow off the escalator?

My most disturbing dream was definitely the one with the girl getting pissed on. The look on her face when she turned to me, it was all tears and piss.

i thought you were a rican, not a kraut ???

:lol It so came out of left field. Woke all like "The fuck...?"

When I was a kid, almost all of my dreams were about following off of escalators.

Who did you follow off the escalator?

My most disturbing dream was definitely the one with the girl getting pissed on. The look on her face, it was all tears and piss.

Elaborate :lol

Went down some stairs in my dream. Was in some building in a wooded area. The girl was at some stall crouched down. As I was walking up to her, I had noticed there was a woman pissing all over this poor girl. The girl turns to me and the look on her face is still in my head, it was almost like the face of that white dude in Cohen's thread about the Brit riots (emotionally, just pure wailing).

Wow. That's kinda sad...
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: bud on April 04, 2009, 07:20:14 PM
the worst dreams are when you're in a pool and no one's around, and you have to pee and decide to just do it in the pool because no one will notice anyway. i hate those dreams a lot when i was a kid.

but dreaming about other people getting peed on...  :lol
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 04, 2009, 07:26:12 PM
Anyone ever have dreams about flying/falling?  Those are pretty rad.
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Post by: bud on April 04, 2009, 07:32:21 PM
i once a dream about maneating plants in my living room. me and a bunch of friends would annoy them while they were sleeping and when they woke up they'd make the floor all sticky so you'd have to run on your toes to not get caught. i got caught over and over again.

but the kind of dreams i have a lot( seriously, like, on a weekly basis) are the ones in which my vision's fucked up--i can't keep my eyes open and/or everything's blurry.

do certain people always show up in your dreams, eb? a good friend of mine in middle school appears in a lot of my dreams.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 05, 2009, 07:34:14 AM
Oh man, I wont go into the boring details that precede this but I just had a dream that ended with me going through a 2.5D Crawl Stone Soup. I was trying to become a bat and pulled up a UI, I couldn't find the skill. I ended up using Haste and outrunning my pursuers. I ran into some sewer system, surrounded. As I was being closed in by the monsters a couple of things came out of the shadows. Autobots (transformers). They looked to be the archenemy of my pursuers.

One of the bad guys throws something at me and laughs. The Autobots begin to rape the monsters (which turn into bald head white dudes for some reason) in the ass. Slowly grinding their ass, it was so fucking creepy. If it was violent rape, then I would have been like JESUS, but it was a slow butt sex, between loved ones. The bald white dudes looked shocked, one of them called out to their boss saying "Do something!". And the dream just ended.
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Post by: OptimoPeach on April 05, 2009, 12:56:29 PM
I have college dreams still. Where I am wandering the campus with my new schedule and I can't find my classes. If I do find the class, I don't have the right supplies or I am already missing an assignment. Lots of anxiety.

this. i have these like three times a week, and they are super annoying.
(http://i44.tinypic.com/33wm9up.png)

Stolen from the GAF thread.
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Post by: MCD on April 05, 2009, 01:03:25 PM
mostly some school shit, nothing interesting.
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Post by: Beezy on April 05, 2009, 01:13:47 PM
Why are dreams so hard to remember? If I don't make an effort to review what happened in my dream as soon as I wake up, I'll forget almost everything in about an hour. And then if I don't tell someone about it that same day, I'll forget it by the next morning.

I think I'm gonna start writing down my dreams too if I have time when I wake up. They've been pretty crazy lately and I still manage to forget them.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 05, 2009, 07:03:52 PM
Dream Twist! :lol

Its always weird when current technology is incorporated in the dream
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 05, 2009, 07:10:03 PM
I usually dream I'm in hiding from the government or some shadow organization with long tentacles or something.    Last night I was hiding underneath a car or inside a drawer or something like that, and someone came by, ostensibly looking for something else, and acted like she didn't see me but she clearly must have.  It was very ominous, then we drove around looking for a new place to hide.  But I realized that even if we found a safe place, at best we'd just be back to the status quo before we had to go into hiding (i.e. my real life as it is now).  That made me wonder what the point was.

and yeah, I have the "class I completely forgot I was taking" dream like every other night as well.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 05, 2009, 07:11:55 PM
I keep having recurring dreams about this girl.  In almost everyone we are either laying together talking about random stuff or else I'm chasing after her and never getting to where she it.  She'll always walk fast than me and if I get to far behind she stops and waits for me to almost catch up before walking again.    :-\ 
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Post by: Bildi on April 06, 2009, 01:43:05 AM
I can't remember my dreams lately.  I hope I'm still having them. :omg
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 06, 2009, 09:33:36 AM
I only got like 4 hours of sleep but I dreamed I was running and singing with Joaquin Phoenix. He was wearing a tux and plain white low top sneakers.
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Post by: tiesto on April 06, 2009, 09:51:20 AM
Last night I had a dream I did eye surgery on 50 Cent and ended up blinding him.
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Post by: cool breeze on April 06, 2009, 10:01:15 AM
Two nights ago I had a dream where I was in Six Flags if it was located on the ocean with a boardwalk.  I was just jumping in the ocean and eventually got stuck in some building that didn't seem to have any doors and only a hole on the roof, so I was trying to raise the water level so I can swim up there and jump out.  Suddenly Seth Rogan walks in the room and starts vacuuming the water up and I get all angry telling him to fuck off and it's my chance of survival before realizing that there was a door all along.  Cut to me walking on the boardwalk again explaining how hilarious the unfinished helicopter scene from Wolverine was; then I wake up because my alarm went off.
 
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Post by: Veidt on April 06, 2009, 10:43:58 AM
I still haven't had any dreams that I remember. In the last few days. That's not unusual for me though. I normally don't have dreams.
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Post by: DJ_Tet on April 06, 2009, 10:52:27 AM
i once had a dream about having sex with tia carrere. she was wearing that green dress she wore in true lies.


I had a dream with Jennifer Love Hewitt and I remember realizing it was a dream at the time (wonder what clued me in lol.)

Anyway I put her on the ground, lifted up her white dress and just slid in.  One of two realistic sex dreams that I've had that I can remember, it was exquisite.  Ironically the other sex dream I had was when I was a virgin as well.
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Post by: Veidt on April 07, 2009, 04:08:18 AM
Quote from:  Veidt's Awesome dream.
Possibly the best dream ever
Starring: Veidt.
Featuring:
Salma Hayek as the "Hot witch"
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2cfw85s.jpg)
Johnny depp as the " Guy who doesn't want to let people know he's in the movie"
(http://i39.tinypic.com/8wihj7.jpg)
Alyson Hannigan as " The red chick".
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2vhxbn9.jpg)

Oh and the best part of all.

ZOMBIES VS ROBOTS and humans

So I opened my eyes and I was in a world where everything was turning into zombies. The plants and animals were first. The army ( of which I was a part) tried to stabilize the situation. We had an ambush of swarms of flying zombie creatures that made everything look green and grimy. There was a group of civilians with us, they were under our protection.  We kept shooting and shooting the fuckers, but they were coming and coming.So I grabbed an RPG-everything was hectic- I fuckin' shot a horde of flying zombies down. Everyone shouted " Hell fucking yes, thats that shit right there!".

Then we proceeded to neutralize the civilians and calm them down. After that, I don't exactly know what happened. But the zombies somehow made an explosion taking down my entire platoon. So a rallied all of the civilians that were alive ( only after emptying my M6 on the zombies). Then took them to a back  road in a small tunnel. I'm at the entrance, and I see hell, yes  a HELL  of flying zombie creatures. RUN RUN RUN!!. Everyone ran and ran.There was a small modern day cave, and I lead them inside. Everyone was tired and scared.  "The Red Chick" ( Alyson), was crying, " What's going on, what's happening"- I heard " I dunno I blacked out". Then I said " I saw the entire thing". I looked at all their faces, I see Johnny Depp,but he was hiding his identity for no real reason :lol

Scene change ala Matrix-


I'm  in an underworld place, where the Zombies hold sway.  I hear these orgasmic sounds. The group stops, we look around and see Salma Hayek, in a fuckin' 3 way. Then she says " Don't worry, I have no means with the Zombies"  " But you can do to me whatever you want". Then a robot among the group, just goes ballistic and starts to do her like CRAZY.  Shit gets all orgy-ish. Then her eyes turn  yellow-ish evil. I say " Back up man, BAIL". She takes over his FUCKING SOUL. Then she strips herself from her human body and says " This is my spirit, and my hand ( she had a redspot on her hand) shows my honesty".

Yes, she was wearing those exact clothes you see there.

Then I realized it was a dream, so I thought this was my chance to do what the robot did. But then I got too excited and the dream faded away : (

JINFASH has invaded my Dream : (
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Post by: Greatness Gone on April 07, 2009, 04:29:08 AM
I think that if I wasn't ignored by 11,000 users there'd be a valid argument for transferring my lepered status onto Veidt.
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Post by: drew on April 07, 2009, 06:08:22 AM
my dreams are massive in scale and have insane plotlines

i cant remember the last time i had a "normal" dream
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Post by: Eric P on April 07, 2009, 10:54:05 AM
i had a series of horrific dreams last night wherein a man with a paper mache face tried to steal me away.

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Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 07, 2009, 11:26:24 AM
some crazy hillbilly family was chasing me on a dirt bike through the olympic forest, but when i got home i impressed them by chugging those little hug drinks and they decided to "adopt" me

:-\
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Post by: Eric P on April 07, 2009, 11:32:30 AM
some crazy hillbilly family was chasing me on a dirt bike through the olympic forest, but when i got home i impressed them by chugging those little hug drinks and they decided to "adopt" me

:-\

you should read Joe Hill's short story Best New Horror.  You can find it in last year's Mammoth book of Best New Horror edited by STeve Jones or in Joe Hill's short story collection 20th Century Ghosts.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on April 07, 2009, 11:35:02 AM
My dream began as a boy-wants-girl-boy-gets-girl-boy-loses-girl-boy-gets-girl-back romance involving a blonde Australian cutie, but it unexpectedly changed when I was kidnapped by a group of current Boston sports personalities, such as Kevin Garnett, Tom Brady, and Curt Shilling. They drove me, along with about a dozen others, to an abandoned house, where they forced us to construct a meth lab for them. After working all day and all night, I managed to escape from the house. I didn't, however, get far before Curt Shilling, wearing nothing except for his white baseball socks, ran out of the front door behind me carrying a chainsaw.

The chase lasted for some time until Shilling jumped a backyard fence and injured his right ankle on the landing. Curt, being the trooper that he is, was not deterred and he kept on chasing me. After running a few blocks, he started to limp noticeably. In desperation, he threw the chainsaw at me, just missing my head by inches. I picked the chainsaw up and approached Curt, who started crying and pointing to his now bloody right sock. I showed no mercy, and cut his head clean off his neck.

Some time later, the rest of the Boston sports heroes pulled up beside me. I thought they were finally going to kill me; instead, they thanked me.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 07, 2009, 11:36:25 AM
:lol
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Post by: Veidt on April 07, 2009, 11:44:39 AM
I think that if I wasn't ignored by 11,000 users there'd be a valid argument for transferring my lepered status onto Veidt.

Let's make that 11.001.
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Post by: Tauntaun on April 07, 2009, 12:06:46 PM
i had a series of horrific dreams last night wherein a man with a paper mache face tried to steal me away.

:shh

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:-*
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 07, 2009, 12:08:09 PM
I hate how tired you feel after a nightmare. I'm supposed to be refreshed not feeling like I wasted 8 hours laying on my back looking at my dick.
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Post by: Bildi on April 07, 2009, 09:05:25 PM
I wouldn't consider laying on my back looking at your dick a waste. :)
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 07, 2009, 09:09:48 PM
some crazy hillbilly family was chasing me on a dirt bike through the olympic forest, but when i got home i impressed them by chugging those little hug drinks and they decided to "adopt" me

:-\

Have you watched Deliverance or had any family reunions recently? 
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Post by: Veidt on April 08, 2009, 10:48:47 AM
I just re-read my dream on the previous page.

So amazing, that I had to re-quote myself. I might not ever get a dream this intense.
Quote from:  Veidt's Awesome dream.
Possibly the best dream ever
Starring: Veidt.
Featuring:
Salma Hayek as the "Hot witch"
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2cfw85s.jpg)
Johnny depp as the " Guy who doesn't want to let people know he's in the movie"
(http://i39.tinypic.com/8wihj7.jpg)
Alyson Hannigan as " The red chick".
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2vhxbn9.jpg)

Oh and the best part of all.

ZOMBIES VS ROBOTS and humans

So I opened my eyes and I was in a world where everything was turning into zombies. The plants and animals were first. The army ( of which I was a part) tried to stabilize the situation. We had an ambush of swarms of flying zombie creatures that made everything look green and grimy. There was a group of civilians with us, they were under our protection.  We kept shooting and shooting the fuckers, but they were coming and coming.So I grabbed an RPG-everything was hectic- I fuckin' shot a horde of flying zombies down. Everyone shouted " Hell fucking yes, thats that shit right there!".

Then we proceeded to neutralize the civilians and calm them down. After that, I don't exactly know what happened. But the zombies somehow made an explosion taking down my entire platoon. So a rallied all of the civilians that were alive ( only after emptying my M6 on the zombies). Then took them to a back  road in a small tunnel. I'm at the entrance, and I see hell, yes  a HELL  of flying zombie creatures. RUN RUN RUN!!. Everyone ran and ran.There was a small modern day cave, and I lead them inside. Everyone was tired and scared.  "The Red Chick" ( Alyson), was crying, " What's going on, what's happening"- I heard " I dunno I blacked out". Then I said " I saw the entire thing". I looked at all their faces, I see Johnny Depp,but he was hiding his identity for no real reason :lol

Scene change ala Matrix-


I'm  in an underworld place, where the Zombies hold sway.  I hear these orgasmic sounds. The group stops, we look around and see Salma Hayek, in a fuckin' 3 way. Then she says " Don't worry, I have no means with the Zombies"  " But you can do to me whatever you want". Then a robot among the group, just goes ballistic and starts to do her like CRAZY.  Shit gets all orgy-ish. Then her eyes turn  yellow-ish evil. I say " Back up man, BAIL". She takes over his FUCKING SOUL. Then she strips herself from her human body and says " This is my spirit, and my hand ( she had a redspot on her hand) shows my honesty".

Yes, she was wearing those exact clothes you see there.

Then I realized it was a dream, so I thought this was my chance to do what the robot did. But then I got too excited and the dream faded away : (

JINFASH has invaded my Dream : (

goddam
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Post by: Eric P on April 08, 2009, 11:02:38 AM
i have been having strange horrific nightmares all this week

last night, cities fell and the the old ones woke up, then they killed all of humanity and our souls became their playthings.

my parents died first and visited me as apparitions and told me to not worry because death wasn't so bad.  yet they died before the rites were cast which trapped our souls to their plane.  the unlucky ones would feel pain unremittingly upon the tortures laid out by the various warped cultists.

but these were cultists which met in ultra modern sleek towers and skyscrapers.  where they would have gated communities, not run down fishing villages.

i swear the book i'm reading is having an adverse effect on my sleeping patterns.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on April 08, 2009, 11:11:23 AM
I dreamt I was having dinner with a few old elementary school classmates, including a Filipino girl girl named Mary Anne (though it might have been Lemurs). They complained about the food all evening, then left without paying. I had to search my pockets for every last penny to pay the bill.  :-\

lame dream
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Post by: lordmaji on April 08, 2009, 11:25:27 AM
I had a dream I was traveling w/ the apostle Paul in the desert and we were eating/drinking cactus to survive in the desert and we were hallucinating. Next thing I know, I'm sitting on a rock talking to FA about how the clean & rich aren't pure and that dirty & poor is the more pure and will be granted the gift in the end. It was odd. 

There was more to it, but I'm to lazy to post it all. I fell asleep watching a BBC Doc called "The Lost Gospels". So yeah.

It doesn't help I've been listening to a book from audible called "A History of the Middle Ages". It's been talking a lot about religion these past few chapters.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 08, 2009, 11:36:36 AM
There's a way to incubate dreams. Just fall asleep with a certain scenario in mind and there's a chance that it'll come up as a main scenario.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on April 10, 2009, 06:27:52 AM
I just had an exam nightmare. I was taking my contracts final and couldn't understand the second question, which was basically written by am nintenho and Arvie. After several failed attempts to understand the question, I freaked out and woke up.

I think it was a question about inter vivos gifts, which is not a contracts subject.  :-\
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 11, 2009, 03:55:25 PM
I keep remembering my dreams of late; probably because I keep waking up in the middle of the night.

I actually dreamt about Flannel Girl. We were even together! Then I came down with an incurable disease.

Even my dream life sucks.  :-\
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Post by: Reb on April 11, 2009, 03:56:23 PM
I keep remembering my dreams of late; probably because I keep waking up in the middle of the night.

I actually dreamt about Flannel Girl. We were even together! Then I came down with an incurable disease.

Even my dream life sucks.  :-\

Sounds better than your actual life.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 11, 2009, 04:13:02 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 11, 2009, 05:01:21 PM
Better to have loved and died of an incurable disease then to have never loved at all

I had a dream a few nights ago that had "Can't Hardly Wait" point in time Seth Green killing a librarian who had witnessed him snorting coke that was in the form of large milk chocolate chunks.

Here's the dream entry I entered in on my laptop as a txt file so I can upload it later, I was till groggy from waking up...

Quote
There's two guys in particular, sitting at a single table. One has a animal doll with him, the other looks like Seth Green. The other dude that isn't Seth Green grabs the dolls butt and Seth Green reacts. The doll is opened (I seem to be looking in fromt he perspective of the lady) and it contains these big chunks of what seems to be multicolored chocolate.

Seth a white one and shove it partly into his nose. He starts to snort it. The lady makes a noise which causes Seth to go up to her level and shoot her with some handgun, multiple times. The dream ends.
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 14, 2009, 10:12:07 PM
I have this faint feeling that I dreamed that I had died last night, or was dieing. This subtle feeling of this scenario in my dream of letting go, slowly, breathing dieing down. Feels like the emotion I got from it could have been profound but I can't remember it fully.
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Post by: tiesto on April 15, 2009, 11:15:15 AM
I had a dream I was invited as a guest on the Borecast  :o
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Post by: Eric P on April 15, 2009, 11:15:55 AM
I had a dream I was invited as a guest on the Borecast  :o
you and prole could try to educate eel on trance music!
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Robo on April 15, 2009, 01:01:03 PM
I had a dream over the weekend where I was antagonizing a midget Baraka in a game store, when he suddenly became enraged and chased me out into the parking lot, where I contemplated driving off in my car that looked like a pink trashcan with a large satellite dish affixed to a pole protruding from the "lid", or running away because HE COULD TRACK ME DOWN SO EASILY WITH A VEHICLE LIKE THAT.  And then I woke up and drank a beer.
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Post by: Powerslave on April 15, 2009, 01:03:37 PM
I posted on EB and GAF today in my dreams


lmao
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Post by: Tauntaun on April 15, 2009, 01:08:52 PM
I posted on EB and GAF today in my dreams


lmao

Are you?  Are you really?   :teehee
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Post by: chronovore on April 16, 2009, 04:41:02 AM
I dreamed there was an all-hands meeting in the company's biggest meeting room. They had a projector showing our game's dedicated Gamespot page, but without a rating. They said, "We'd like to show everyone the first rating our game received, so we've called you all here." I looked at the blank spot where a rating should be, and it shows up: "4" A four out of ten.

My knees went out in the dream and woke up. But I couldn't separate reality from dream, and I was still believing it had happened. There I am at 05:30 or so thinking, "No way. No WAY. What was all the overtime for over the last two years?!"
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Post by: Barry Egan on April 16, 2009, 05:18:52 AM
I don't remember my dreams!  But a girl just told me that I was in her dreams last night and I was POTUS.  :smug

And I banned all citrus fruit and then I get impeached!  Teehee! 
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Post by: Powerslave on April 16, 2009, 11:42:02 AM
Today I french-kissed a girl at the supermarket while fingering her ass :smug
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Post by: TVC15 on April 16, 2009, 11:43:31 AM
Today I french-kissed a girl at the supermarket while fingering her ass :smug

You didn't fuckin' handle all the produce afterwards, did you?
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Post by: Powerslave on April 16, 2009, 11:54:35 AM
what's produce supposed to mean?
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Post by: Tauntaun on April 16, 2009, 11:55:35 AM
what's produce supposed to mean?

Food goods.
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Post by: Reb on April 16, 2009, 11:55:55 AM
komkommers ^_^
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Post by: Powerslave on April 16, 2009, 12:17:48 PM
Oh yeah I had to clean up aisle 5 after it  :-\
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Post by: Powerslave on April 16, 2009, 12:19:07 PM
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clean up all that jizz :smug
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 16, 2009, 12:25:08 PM
Last night?  Work. 

Fucking awful.  Felt like I worked another day in my sleep.
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Post by: Powerslave on April 16, 2009, 12:36:21 PM
It wasn't. However while I was kissing her I became conscious about my breath.  I was thinking about this irl yesterday so it slipped into my dreams.
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Post by: Robo on April 16, 2009, 01:12:09 PM
I had a dream last night where I was an unimportant member of a feudal Japanese army engaged in a war against a Lu Bu-like character - rolling solo and crushing everyone in his path - and was hurriedly fortifying a modern nightclub in anticipation of his attack. 

Probably stems from the first episode of Devil Kings that I watched over the weekend.
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Post by: Powerslave on April 16, 2009, 01:23:00 PM
Do you know her irl?

nope :(
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 16, 2009, 01:26:39 PM
I dreamed of some hot lady that had some futuristic garb on that was made for nursing women. This garb was made of layered fabric. One of the breasts could easily be exposed by opening up the garb over the breast like layers of feathers (for easy access to a nursing child). Her large but non-gravity ruined (yet) titty was hanging out of this garb for some reason and she winked at me.

Before that I had a dream bout' Julia Roberts tits. They were large and hot, she was wearing a white tank top that was torn down the middle, as far as her diaphragm and I wasn't disgusted by her face. I don't know why tits were such a large theme last night.
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Post by: drew on April 16, 2009, 05:00:23 PM
i dreamt that biggie sent a dozen or so white girls over to my mansion. i woke up when i was fucking 2 of them on the bed with the rest standing around the bed watching.  i still have the lyrics "spit yo game, talk yo shit, grab yo gat, pull yo clip" stuck in my head. i never listen to biggie.  the only thing i can link this to was watching notorious within the past month
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Post by: Powerslave on April 16, 2009, 07:01:16 PM
but did you see biggie himself in your dreams?
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Post by: chronovore on April 17, 2009, 09:31:50 AM
Last night?  Work. 

Fucking awful.  Felt like I worked another day in my sleep.

Those are the worst. I always want to bill them or get comp time for those.
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Post by: Bloodwake on April 17, 2009, 03:23:03 PM
I usually dream about the following:

-falling dreams ( I have these so often that before I start falling my dream body comically shrugs in midair and goes "here we go again" before I start falling and wake up. So inconvenient)
-dreams where I tragically fail to save all of my friends and family from death. Most likely involves the girl I am attracted to at the time.
-dreams with Eraserheadish placement of characters, settings, or arrangements ( the most memorable one was when I dreamed that me and several friends went camping on a green lawn growing in the middle of Wal-Mart for no reason. Once I realized the preposterous dream my brain had concocted, I woke up)

Most lately I've been dreaming about texting, talking to, spending time with, or fucking my girlfriend, which is funny because all of these happen sometime during the week, sometimes more than once.

Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: cool breeze on June 09, 2009, 05:51:35 PM
I had a really weird dream last night.  I've been trying to remember more details, but it's all over the place.

First thing I can remember is going to Japan for some reason.  First thing I do there is go to a convenience store, which is also an arcade run by Indians.  Then for some reason a friend who doesn't like video games at all (who lives in LA right now; I'm in PA) comes in and challenge this 10 year old Indian kid to a match of Marvel vs Capcom 2.  He loses, so I decide to play him.  I beat him using only Captain Commando for some reason and he demands a rematch.  I walk away to get more change, but get distracted by a Street Fighter 2 cabinet that displays the entire game in a hologram 3D type thing, kinda like that Time Traveler game.  Then I realize that I forgot to bring any luggage with me and I forgot all my clothing.  Suddenly, I'm in a hotel room that only has a bed an one of those old cameras you use a hand crank to use.  I call home to see if I can get anyone to send over my stuff.  Instead of that happening, my brother comes into the room and dumps a bunch of iPod accessories on my bed before leaving.  Next thing I know I'm randomly walking the streets.  I see another friend just sitting on the street corner, but he has a full beard and gray hair.  I ask him about it but he doesn't respond.   After that, I somehow end up in the a huge park back in America.  Me and a different friend have a wheel barrow full of booze.  I don't get why, but we try to sell it all to a bunch of teenagers who seem concerned that we aren't old enough to buy the stuff ourselves.  For some reason I'm only 19 in this dream.  Then I wake up, confused about all of that.
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 10, 2009, 01:51:54 AM
Last night I dreamed about going back in time and seeing Woodstock with some of friends from high school. Except it was like at some senior citizen center, there was only about 100 people there, and I was sitting next to Ronald Reagan.  :-\
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Crushed on June 10, 2009, 01:56:10 AM
I dreamed that I had to bomb a bunch of Megalodons with a plane and I could see them in the water. Then I shit out a rabbit which hopped away. Pretty weird.
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 10, 2009, 06:06:33 AM
I dream alot about suddenly being back in highschool.
"WTF I thought I was finished... How long have I been absent?" Or its my first day and I have no idea what my classes are or what rooms they're in.

Been dreaming alot about my teeth falling out. Probably related to my smoking habits and drinking too much soda.

Sometimes I have one where I wake up in the middle of the night and I'm convinced the hemispheres of my brain are separated.  I stumble around with my eyes looking in opposite directions, trying to open my door and get help. These ones seem very real. Scary real even.

I dream sometimes of figuring out how to fly.  Usually revolve around a "its so obvious, why didn't I think of it before!" moment. One time I ran in circles.

I've dreamed of being buried alive, falling from an unstable tree that fell into a quarry, came out of a laundry chute into a freefall outside a skyscraper.  I also have alot of dreams of the world ending.  Usually just exploding sun or giant comet scenarios. Oh, lots of tornado encounters. The other night I dreamt I was in the losing side of a knife fight.

I don't remember most dreams though, except for the 30 seconds after I wake up.
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Post by: Powerslave on June 10, 2009, 02:57:29 PM
dreams are bullshit and never mean anything
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Post by: Powerslave on June 10, 2009, 02:57:34 PM
fuck dreams
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 10, 2009, 05:00:51 PM
I think they're good for a laugh!  Lucid dreams are good sex opportunities!
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Post by: Cyanista on June 10, 2009, 06:49:16 PM
Dreams about your teeth falling out are actually quite common and are generally thought to indicate a dip in self-esteem in your waking life.


I dream about zombies.  Literally 4 out of every 5 dreams I remember upon waking either are ABOUT zombies or are about something incredibly stupid I am trying to accomplish in the midst of a zombie infestation.
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 10, 2009, 07:04:43 PM
On the rare occasion that I do dream (or just remember them), it's usually about sex.

Or zombies! Hi Cyanista.  :-*
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Post by: Flannel Boy on June 10, 2009, 07:22:27 PM
Dreams about your teeth falling out are actually quite common and are generally thought to indicate a dip in self-esteem

I've never had that dream, probably because my self-esteem can't get any lower.  :gloomy
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Veidt on June 10, 2009, 07:43:11 PM
Jinfash is right:

I just re-read my dream on the previous page.

So amazing, that I had to re-quote myself. I might not ever get a dream this intense.
Quote from:  Veidt's Awesome dream.
Possibly the best dream ever
Starring: Veidt.
Featuring:
Salma Hayek as the "Hot witch"
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2cfw85s.jpg)
Johnny depp as the " Guy who doesn't want to let people know he's in the movie"
(http://i39.tinypic.com/8wihj7.jpg)
Alyson Hannigan as " The red chick".
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2vhxbn9.jpg)

Oh and the best part of all.

ZOMBIES VS ROBOTS and humans

So I opened my eyes and I was in a world where everything was turning into zombies. The plants and animals were first. The army ( of which I was a part) tried to stabilize the situation. We had an ambush of swarms of flying zombie creatures that made everything look green and grimy. There was a group of civilians with us, they were under our protection.  We kept shooting and shooting the fuckers, but they were coming and coming.So I grabbed an RPG-everything was hectic- I fuckin' shot a horde of flying zombies down. Everyone shouted " Hell fucking yes, thats that shit right there!".

Then we proceeded to neutralize the civilians and calm them down. After that, I don't exactly know what happened. But the zombies somehow made an explosion taking down my entire platoon. So a rallied all of the civilians that were alive ( only after emptying my M6 on the zombies). Then took them to a back  road in a small tunnel. I'm at the entrance, and I see hell, yes  a HELL  of flying zombie creatures. RUN RUN RUN!!. Everyone ran and ran.There was a small modern day cave, and I lead them inside. Everyone was tired and scared.  "The Red Chick" ( Alyson), was crying, " What's going on, what's happening"- I heard " I dunno I blacked out". Then I said " I saw the entire thing". I looked at all their faces, I see Johnny Depp,but he was hiding his identity for no real reason :lol

Scene change ala Matrix-


I'm  in an underworld place, where the Zombies hold sway.  I hear these orgasmic sounds. The group stops, we look around and see Salma Hayek, in a fuckin' 3 way. Then she says " Don't worry, I have no means with the Zombies"  " But you can do to me whatever you want". Then a robot among the group, just goes ballistic and starts to do her like CRAZY.  Shit gets all orgy-ish. Then her eyes turn  yellow-ish evil. I say " Back up man, BAIL". She takes over his FUCKING SOUL. Then she strips herself from her human body and says " This is my spirit, and my hand ( she had a redspot on her hand) shows my honesty".

Yes, she was wearing those exact clothes you see there.

Then I realized it was a dream, so I thought this was my chance to do what the robot did. But then I got too excited and the dream faded away : (

JINFASH has invaded my Dream : (

Real Life proof right there.

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Post by: Flannel Boy on June 10, 2009, 07:45:25 PM
Veidt needs to be hit by a stronger form of leprosy.
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Post by: Veidt on June 10, 2009, 07:46:54 PM
Veidt needs to be hit by a stronger form of leprosy.

Your hate don't phase me. I will contaminate you, if you keep going like this.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 10, 2009, 07:47:08 PM
The more faithful to god the more you dream about zombies.

I'm pretty sure that's not the case for me.
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Post by: Cyanista on June 10, 2009, 07:48:08 PM


That's because you're an atheist. The more you're faithful to god the more you dream about zombies. Why I'm having one right now.

Yeah. 100% sure that's not it.  :lol
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Veidt on June 10, 2009, 07:53:12 PM
Veidt needs to be hit by a stronger form of leprosy.

T-virus.

Your hate don't phase me. I will contaminate you, if you keep going like this.

Faze.

Err, yeah. That's exactly what I meant. :P
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 10, 2009, 07:59:41 PM
I had a dream that some ethnic Eastern Europeans kicked my ass and took my wallet
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Post by: Flannel Boy on June 10, 2009, 08:06:01 PM
I had a dream that some ethnic Eastern Europeans kicked my ass and took my wallet

They needed the money to upgrade their 13" CRTs and to remove some embarrassing tats.
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: muckhole on June 10, 2009, 08:09:06 PM
Creepily, I've had a few dreams about board members in the past. Not sex dreams, mind you, just normal ones. If you can call them that.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on June 10, 2009, 08:14:07 PM
Creepily, I've had a few dreams about board members in the past. Not sex dreams, mind you, just normal ones. If you can call them that.

How many dreams included me?
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Post by: muckhole on June 10, 2009, 08:17:33 PM
Sadly none.


Yet.

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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 10, 2009, 08:19:41 PM
I had a dream I was playing The Beatles: Rock Band in my sleep doing vocals in front of a bunch of my old classmates from like 7th or eighth grade (my favorite years) it was heartbreakening to wake up and realize it wasn't real.  :'( I can't say i've ever been as happy as I have in that dream for almost 6 years now. It was just me and like 3 others playing the game, some song that was amazing (it was one my brain made that somehow translated to a Beatles song I guess) and just having a blast.

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: Dickie Dee on June 10, 2009, 08:22:11 PM
In University for my Engineering degree, I'd often not got to class for days and just cram and sometimes pull shit out of my ass for exams and it always seemed to work and I came out with good grades. Once I left, I had unbelievably vivid dreams about failing or even completely skipping a class I needed to graduate. The kind of dreams that seemed realer than real and would induce panic I never experienced while the events my mind was referencing where actually happening.

Lately though, I've mostly been dreaming about random bullshit that is almost as mundane as my real-life but somehow leaves me with an awful sinking feeling hours after I've awaken.
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Post by: Powerslave on June 11, 2009, 09:04:03 AM
Creepily, I've had a few dreams about board members in the past. Not sex dreams, mind you, just normal ones. If you can call them that.

me? :hyper
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Post by: muckhole on June 11, 2009, 11:15:33 AM
Creepily, I've had a few dreams about board members in the past. Not sex dreams, mind you, just normal ones. If you can call them that.

me? :hyper

In one dream, Demi (played by Nick Frost, naturally) and I were at a bar owned by some sports celebrity who I can't recall (not even sure if he was a real sports figure). We'd been invited, and upon arrival we were begged by the owner to deal with some unruly patrons.  :punch

Pretty bizarre.

In another one, Jinfash was visiting from overseas and staying with my family. That's the only detail I really recall, and it wasn't central to the dream's "plot", just a sort of "Oh cool, Jin's here."

The last one was playing a live gig, and Bildi had showed up just in time to replace my lead guitarist who was MIA. Unfortunately Bildi hadn't brought his guitar and instead rocked the set on the tuba (which in my dream was a suitable lead guitar replacement, naturally), surprising myself and everyone else with his abilities. It went on for a while after that, but I can't really remember the details.

Nothing with you yet, Powerslave, but it may only be a matter of time.
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Post by: muckhole on June 11, 2009, 11:21:23 AM
You occupy most my waking moments. :-*
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Post by: Tauntaun on June 11, 2009, 11:32:05 AM
 :lol
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Post by: tehjaybo on June 11, 2009, 12:17:39 PM
I had a dream a few nights ago that kind of freaked me out. 

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I was on my deathbed for some reason, it wasn't that far in the future.  All I know is that I was dying.  Bloodwake and I were still not speaking (which this is weird, because before the past month or so, this hadn't really happened since we became friends).  Anyway, all my family and friends were walking up and saying their goodbyes.  Exes, people I hadn't talked to in years, it was freaking chilling.  And then, the room just emptied, and Bloodwake walks in, looks down at me, laughs, and walks out.
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 :-\ What the fuck.
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Tauntaun on June 11, 2009, 01:36:54 PM
I had a dream a few nights ago that kind of freaked me out. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I was on my deathbed for some reason, it wasn't that far in the future.  All I know is that I was dying.  Bloodwake and I were still not speaking (which this is weird, because before the past month or so, this hadn't really happened since we became friends).  Anyway, all my family and friends were walking up and saying their goodbyes.  Exes, people I hadn't talked to in years, it was freaking chilling.  And then, the room just emptied, and Bloodwake walks in, looks down at me, laughs, and walks out.
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 :-\ What the fuck.

Tell Bloodpussy to get that sand out of his vagina.  :tauntaun
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 11, 2009, 01:53:24 PM
I dreamt about active patterns in F#.  I was kind of ashamed of them  :-[
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: tehjaybo on June 11, 2009, 01:57:25 PM
I had a dream a few nights ago that kind of freaked me out. 

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I was on my deathbed for some reason, it wasn't that far in the future.  All I know is that I was dying.  Bloodwake and I were still not speaking (which this is weird, because before the past month or so, this hadn't really happened since we became friends).  Anyway, all my family and friends were walking up and saying their goodbyes.  Exes, people I hadn't talked to in years, it was freaking chilling.  And then, the room just emptied, and Bloodwake walks in, looks down at me, laughs, and walks out.
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 :-\ What the fuck.

Tell Bloodpussy to get that sand out of his vagina.  :tauntaun


We're hardcore on the outs.  I haven't talked to him in a little under a month.  I'm not even completely sure why, but we are. 
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Tauntaun on June 11, 2009, 03:28:51 PM
His g/f left him because he's a stalker and mentioned her in every post here on The BoreTM.  So now he's taking pamprin and crying on his magic cards.

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It's ok they're in protective sleeves.  ;)
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Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: tehjaybo on June 11, 2009, 05:49:43 PM
His g/f left him because he's a stalker and mentioned her in every post here on The BoreTM.  So now he's taking pamprin and crying on his magic cards.

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It's ok they're in protective sleeves.  ;)
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 :-\

He gets hated on a lot here.  I mean, I know it's the internet, but shit.
I feel really bad because I'm the biggest perpetrator of this irl.
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 11, 2009, 06:04:11 PM
(http://blog.starzlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/deniserichards980x340vieg6.jpg)
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Powerslave on June 11, 2009, 09:47:53 PM
His g/f left him because he's a stalker and mentioned her in every post here on The BoreTM.  So now he's taking pamprin and crying on his magic cards.

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It's ok they're in protective sleeves.  ;)
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dude lmao :rofl
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Tauntaun on June 11, 2009, 11:12:40 PM
(http://blog.starzlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/deniserichards980x340vieg6.jpg)

:rofl

:-\

He gets hated on a lot here.  I mean, I know it's the internet, but shit.
I feel really bad because I'm the biggest perpetrator of this irl.

He shouldn't mistake tease for hate, because frankly I don't think anyone hates him here. Tell him to stop being deluded and come back.

This.
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Bildi on June 12, 2009, 12:24:35 AM
His g/f left him because he's a stalker and mentioned her in every post here on The BoreTM.  So now he's taking pamprin and crying on his magic cards.

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It's ok they're in protective sleeves.  ;)
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Jesus. :rofl

(http://blog.starzlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/deniserichards980x340vieg6.jpg)

That's awesome. :lol
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: tehjaybo on June 12, 2009, 03:35:53 PM
Tell him to stop being deluded and come back.

I will do this once we start talking again. 

Kind of a weird chain of events happened.  For the fifth time in a month, my girlfriend said we should break up, so we did, and apparently that wasn't what she wanted because she started crying and saying how much she loved me, which broke my heart..  but I just couldn't deal with that again (see 20 Dollar Nacho story).  So then, out of nowhere, Bloodwake drops me like a diseased hooker.  Could be that he got back with his girlfriend, who was my girlfriend's sister. 

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(http://philosopherpoet.com/gallery/d/1856-1/drama.gif)
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Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Tauntaun on June 12, 2009, 03:54:21 PM
 :o :o :o :o

 :-*

 :o :o :o :o

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:zzz
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Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: tehjaybo on June 12, 2009, 04:01:06 PM
:o :o :o :o

 :-*

 :o :o :o :o

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:zzz
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Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Tauntaun on June 12, 2009, 04:01:46 PM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/21jsz2e.jpg)
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Cyanista on June 12, 2009, 04:04:00 PM
I had weird dreams all night.  Some sort of Michael Myers-esque serial killer was stalking my friends (No zombies, this time!) but he was all tiny in a wheelchair with a huge head.  I blame the Venture Brothers I was watching yesterday.
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Tauntaun on June 12, 2009, 04:08:48 PM
I had weird dreams all night.  Some sort of Michael Myers-esque serial killer was stalking my friends (No zombies, this time!) but he was all tiny in a wheelchair with a huge head.  I blame the Venture Brothers I was watching yesterday.

Did he have psychic powers?
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: chronovore on June 14, 2009, 08:57:25 PM
Tell him to stop being deluded and come back.

I will do this once we start talking again. 

Kind of a weird chain of events happened.  For the fifth time in a month, my girlfriend said we should break up, so we did, and apparently that wasn't what she wanted because she started crying and saying how much she loved me, which broke my heart..  but I just couldn't deal with that again (see 20 Dollar Nacho story).  So then, out of nowhere, Bloodwake drops me like a diseased hooker.  Could be that he got back with his girlfriend, who was my girlfriend's sister. 

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(http://philosopherpoet.com/gallery/d/1856-1/drama.gif)
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Is that a dream or real life?
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 14, 2009, 09:40:00 PM
last night I dreamt we were forced by market conditions to develop for Mac OS X and iPhone, and Steve Jobs showed up at our offices and imposed all kinds of restrictions on us as a condition for being allowed to develop and I wasn't allowed to run Windows 7 on my desktop machine anymore  :'(
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 31, 2009, 07:38:05 AM
I dreamed about a random woman. She was Spanish, had light hair that was tied back (her long bangs hung down), very pretty face. I wake up and her name within the dream I carry with me over to the waking world... her name was "Muerta".
 
:-\

The fuck is this shit?!

It was actually a whole name, Muerta and something else (first name last name) but I can only remember "Muerta:.
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 31, 2009, 07:42:10 AM
I think you dreamt about Arrested Development. Could worse, I had dreams about Night Court and Growing Pains
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: Jabberwocky on July 31, 2009, 08:57:01 AM
I had a recent dream about going up some rocky mountain. Some people I knew chose the easy path, but I chose to go up the rocky, pebbly stairs. I slipped a few times but I finally got to the top, where I was greeted by a bunch of loud people celebrating the history of the world. Then we all went a few stories down and people were chosen to speak about certain aspects of the world's history. I was chosen to represent and speak about the history of literature.
Title: Re: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs
Post by: cool breeze on July 31, 2009, 11:03:21 AM
I had a dream where I got prank called by some guy in Europe who had a beef with me.  I'm in bed and the answering machine starts playing what he's recording; first he just goes off hating on me, then he plays one of those loud "scream/shock" video noises that wakes me up.  I try recalling the number, but then I noticed the number redialed morphed into a different number on my phone's screen and it ended up calling a retirement home.  Guy was a pro at this stuff.