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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: ToxicAdam on April 05, 2009, 12:00:43 AM

Title: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 05, 2009, 12:00:43 AM
Character generation is random and battles are automatic.


http://lothar.mybrute.com
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 05, 2009, 12:11:18 AM
http://father-mike.mybrute.com

click on mine before Toxic adam's!
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 05, 2009, 12:14:09 AM
http://father-mike.mybrute.com

You have extra thick skin. :(

Azzraper loses

Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 05, 2009, 12:14:59 AM
I already joined via Toxic's link. Its pretty fun, some people have some crazy stats starting out though (like maxed out strength)

http://bluetsunami.mybrute.com/
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 05, 2009, 12:18:30 AM
how do you start out with better skills?
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Bebpo on April 05, 2009, 12:19:29 AM
I got beat
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 05, 2009, 12:19:51 AM
how do you start out with better skills?

It's all random. Some people start off with powerful pets (very unfair). You can just keep creating characters (you can cheat by having them all be pupils of your main character).


Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 05, 2009, 12:20:53 AM
http://yo-mama.mybrute.com/
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 05, 2009, 12:23:35 AM
Looks at this dudes club!  It killed my guy in two hits

http://supermanawesome.mybrute.com/cellule


edit:  I just killed blues level two guy with it!
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: FatalT on April 05, 2009, 12:27:27 AM
http://fatalt.mybrute.com

My guy sucks.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: TVC15 on April 05, 2009, 12:27:35 AM
http://lolifapper.mybrute.com
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 05, 2009, 12:28:41 AM
smooths brute is sick!
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on April 05, 2009, 12:33:10 AM
This is awesome.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on April 05, 2009, 12:35:17 AM
http://fatalt.mybrute.com

My guy sucks.

You have max speed dawg.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on April 05, 2009, 12:36:19 AM
bobfrompikecreek.mybrute.com

My guy's pretty crappy.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 05, 2009, 12:37:25 AM
I got absolutely torn up twice in a row by people with spears. I mean, what the heck, they can slash you with it at least twice, counter you attack with a stab, and THROW it at you? COME ON!!

http://grumbler.mybrute.com/

I did get max agility, though.  :-\

Edit: THIRD time in a row. Except this time the person also had a SHIELD. fml
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: FatalT on April 05, 2009, 12:39:34 AM
http://fatalt.mybrute.com

My guy sucks.

You have max speed dawg.

I don't do any damage though so all that speed is useless.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 05, 2009, 12:42:10 AM
this is dumb
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Enl on April 05, 2009, 12:44:49 AM
http://dirk-hardpeck.mybrute.com/

My guy looks kinda familiar. Can't figure out where though...
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 05, 2009, 12:51:32 AM
http://leisuredonkey.mybrute.com

It says I got a baton after I got to level 2, but how do I equip it?  Or do I need to?  Cause I just got shanked to death by some dude.

Nevermind, just whipped my baton out and caned somebody to death with it.  :rock
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Homemade Milk on April 05, 2009, 06:13:49 AM
im taking shits on bitches
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Yeti on April 05, 2009, 12:09:33 PM
The only person to defeat me today was lolifapper, and I have shit stats.  :punch

http://ohamsie.mybrute.com

If someone else fights you do you still get experience, or is it only when you initiate the fight?
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Reb on April 06, 2009, 04:51:57 AM
http://lolifapper.mybrute.com
http://shotawanker.mybrute.com
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Yeti on April 06, 2009, 11:55:22 AM
Apparently I have a new pupil named lactatingnipple.  :lol Which one of you guys is it?
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 06, 2009, 11:56:42 AM
I have a pupil called "Bluesucksdix" or something :lol

Also, gladiators with speed are dangerous when they've got weapons.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 06, 2009, 11:59:39 AM
http://bruthabrutha.mybrute.com
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 06, 2009, 01:22:06 PM
http://father-mike.mybrute.com

click on mine before Toxic adam's!

I just beat you.

http://gundaminator.mybrute.com
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: muckhole on April 06, 2009, 05:45:04 PM
http://assbot-3000.mybrute.com (http://assbot-3000.mybrute.com)

You just got delivered an ass-whoopin' by The Iron Urethra! Your little dog too!

Oops, forgot: http://the-iron-urethra.mybrute.com (http://the-iron-urethra.mybrute.com)
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: TVC15 on April 06, 2009, 06:28:53 PM
http://bruthabrutha.mybrute.com

You had this club that killed me in 2 hits!
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 06, 2009, 07:31:32 PM
when i lose i lose quickly, though
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Tucah on April 06, 2009, 07:37:34 PM
Just killed muckhole's brute.

http://tuca.mybrute.com
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 06, 2009, 07:39:45 PM
i made another

http://incrediphallus.mybrute.com
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 06, 2009, 07:48:15 PM
one last brute:

http://mongoloidjim.mybrute.com
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 07, 2009, 01:30:42 AM
Whiteman is B F skin-slicer yours?  :lol

Also my character fucking sucks  :'(
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 07, 2009, 01:33:41 AM
thanks lolifapper you just brought me up to level 5 , improved my speed and got me a broad sword  :-*
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 07, 2009, 01:49:20 AM
http://judge-malek.mybrute.com/
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 07, 2009, 01:50:26 AM
I murdered Malek's dog and then I knifed him.  Judge that!
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 07, 2009, 01:52:16 AM
First degree murder
Animal Cruelty
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: demi on April 07, 2009, 01:53:43 AM
http://bubble-bobble.mybrute.com
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: demi on April 07, 2009, 01:55:40 AM
No I dont like that name

http://meeble-meeble.mybrute.com/

This one is better
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on April 07, 2009, 02:13:28 AM
http://brozal.mybrute.com
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 07, 2009, 02:25:28 AM
First degree murder
Animal Cruelty


and if it wasn't premeditated? 
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 07, 2009, 02:30:49 AM
http://judge-malek.mybrute.com/

I just slaughtered your dog with an axe, and then I skewered you with my spear.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Vizzys on April 07, 2009, 03:02:43 AM
http://viztron-zero.mybrute.com

looks like a dbz reject, its great
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Vizzys on April 07, 2009, 04:54:36 AM
i have a pupil called viz<3monstercock now, yay
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 07, 2009, 09:13:37 PM
My http://supermanawesome.mybrute.com is way better than the character than bares my name  :'(
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 08, 2009, 02:10:49 AM
I just got murdered by a wolf.  It didn't even let my guy have a turn.  Jesus.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 08, 2009, 02:24:04 AM
I fought someone who had a BEAR, a fucking huge ass bear. I was mauled in two turns.

I want a bear!!
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 08, 2009, 02:44:58 AM
Who doesn't want a bear?
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 08, 2009, 04:07:13 AM
Yea, the bear is such bullshit. I fought some dude that had 1) A bear 2) a Club 3) Super Strength. His bear hit for 20+ and he hit for 40+ with the club. FML


The funniest fight I had was where I was murdering this weak female with my polearm. Then she busts out this ninja move where she disarms me and uses my own weapon against me.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Bildi on April 08, 2009, 04:44:40 AM
I made one yesterday but it was rubbish.  This one's turned out better and it looks like I have no pants on.

http://bildi.mybrute.com
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Bildi on April 08, 2009, 04:50:17 AM
How do you become someone's pupil - do you have to challenge them or something?

I have no fights left today. :(
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Tucah on April 08, 2009, 10:28:41 AM
You're their pupil if you clicked their link, started a character and challenged them.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Bildi on April 08, 2009, 07:28:56 PM
Ah crap.  I made a character not via someone's link, so now I can't be anyone's pupil.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Rman on April 08, 2009, 07:52:49 PM
http://beastbitch.mybrute.com
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 08, 2009, 08:00:13 PM
Ah crap.  I made a character not via someone's link, so now I can't be anyone's pupil.

All that does it give the person whose pupil you are experience every time you level up, so you're not missing out on anything.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: demi on April 08, 2009, 08:02:03 PM
I didnt even gain any experience, apparently I have to actually do the work? Shit game
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Bildi on April 08, 2009, 09:40:31 PM
All that does it give the person whose pupil you are experience every time you level up, so you're not missing out on anything.

I know, I just have a latent desire to belong. :bawl

Hopefully someone levels up enough to make a dojo soon.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 12, 2009, 12:58:19 AM
Now my guy has a axe and he's still getting his ass kicked  :'(
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 12, 2009, 02:00:48 AM
There really doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason to the way that the battles are carried out.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 12, 2009, 02:20:45 AM
No it's far to random and unfair for my taste too but I'm addicted now.  I fell like just one more level and I'll get a wolf or something.   :'(
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 12, 2009, 02:55:46 AM
lothar got de-fucking-stroyed in his last three battles Toxic.  That suplex move was a killer.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 12, 2009, 03:51:14 AM
I know .. my ass still hurts from those. The higher levels are a bitch.


Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Yeti on April 12, 2009, 02:53:38 PM
Apparently you can go up a level without getting a bonus.  :-\
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 12, 2009, 03:01:18 PM
ya  :'(
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 12, 2009, 06:52:00 PM
I played against someone yesterday who had a bear. 

A FUCKING BEAR.

Needless to say, my dagger and baton combo were no match.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Yeti on April 13, 2009, 02:25:08 PM
I just watched my brute pull out his club which he tossed asside, his bone which he tossed aside, and his knife which he tossed aside. he then pulled out his shitty baton which got knocked out of his hand by the opponent's hatchet.  :-\
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 14, 2009, 09:45:10 AM
my guy is stupid too.   :'(
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 14, 2009, 10:12:05 AM
a level 4 fight?

http://yo-pappy.mybrute.com/fight/?d=cleopatraslut;k=44f22b9b47db
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 01, 2009, 12:38:33 AM
Are me and Dis the only ones still playing?

My http://supermanawesome.mybrute.com/ is awesome. 
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: muckhole on May 01, 2009, 02:20:19 AM
Are me and Dis the only ones still playing?

My http://supermanawesome.mybrute.com/ is awesome. 

I still check in on my guy from time to time when I'm home.

http://the-iron-urethra.mybrute.com (http://the-iron-urethra.mybrute.com)

But I seem to have reached a plateau, getting my ass kicked quite soundly is the norm as of late. Everyone I run into has a magic weapon/buff that usually takes me down quickly.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 01, 2009, 02:56:33 AM
I had a plateau for a bit too and then it started getting better.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 10, 2009, 07:59:49 PM
I just got a bear and it fucking cut my life down to 63 from 134  fuck that shit.  I'm now losing battles I never lost before.  Fuck that shit. 
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 23, 2009, 04:03:39 PM
started an eb clan
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: muckhole on May 23, 2009, 07:28:28 PM
Do they give you a link to pass around? I checked, but I couldn't find a way to search clans.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 23, 2009, 08:07:44 PM
http://mybrute.com/team/21053
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: muckhole on May 23, 2009, 09:33:09 PM
The Iron Urethra has joined.
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 24, 2009, 11:06:07 AM
BTW lord sanada (L7) and dudyy (L8) are really easy to beat.  Spam them. 
Title: Re: Fight my gladiator! (Mybrute)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 25, 2009, 10:05:31 AM
look at this awesome fight I had
http://supermanawesome.mybrute.com/tf/24012767