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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: muckhole on April 06, 2009, 04:17:05 PM

Title: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humping it
Post by: muckhole on April 06, 2009, 04:17:05 PM: I got a frantic 7 AM phone call from my sister on the weekendthat a dog had fallen through the ice right near our dock out at the lake. I had been out there drinking in one of the cabins with friends, so we jumped up and raced out to find a giant black Newfoundlander, head above water, close to our big cement pier with her even larger companion (same breed) hovering around on the dock.

After we manage to get the poor dog pulled up on to the ice, the male's natural instinct in a time of crysis was of naturally to mount her. Onto the thin ice he heads. I had to pull this big bastard off her, which was no easy feat considering his size, his position in relation to where I could safely reach him, and his general growling anger at me trying to interrupt his moment of triumph.

No tags of course. :maf
Title: Re: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humping it
Post by: demi on April 06, 2009, 04:20:35 PM: No pics? I would love to see you wrestling a cold wet dog
Title: Re: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humping it
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 06, 2009, 04:23:58 PM: :lol :lol :lol

Nothing turns me on more than a heroine in distress too.
Title: Re: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humping it
Post by: muckhole on April 06, 2009, 04:26:25 PM: Quote from: demi on April 06, 2009, 04:20:35 PM
No pics? I would love to see you wrestling a cold wet dog

I left my cellphone in the cabin, given that I have a history of destroying phones while working around water. But yeah, in retrospect I wish I had some pics.
Title: Re: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humping it
Post by: OptimoPeach on April 06, 2009, 04:30:24 PM: God I hate dogs.
Title: Re: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humping it
Post by: demi on April 06, 2009, 04:30:44 PM: I love muckhole
Title: Re: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humping it
Post by: Tauntaun on April 06, 2009, 04:39:38 PM: :lol :lol
Title: Re: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humping it
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 06, 2009, 04:52:34 PM: he didn't bite you or anything? I'm surprised.
Title: Re: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humping it
Post by: muckhole on April 06, 2009, 04:55:12 PM: He bared teeth and growled a fair bit, but I managed to get him by the scruff of the neck. The female had a collar on, but he didn't, even though I'm assuming they're from the same owners. He may have slipped his leash or something.
Title: Re: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humpin
Post by: Positive Touch on April 06, 2009, 05:23:42 PM: from now on when i am having a shit day at work, i can just think to myself, "at least i don't have to spend my day literally cockblocking a giant dog"
Title: Re: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humping it
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 06, 2009, 05:28:43 PM: :lol

i've had such a boring day, comparatively
Title: Re: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humping it
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 06, 2009, 08:32:05 PM: Quote from: muckhole on April 06, 2009, 04:17:05 PM
time of crysis

Were the dogs humping at a solid 60 frames per second?
Title: Re: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humping it
Post by: drohne on April 06, 2009, 08:57:43 PM: this is surely one of the great thread titles of all time
Title: Re: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humpin
Post by: Bildi on April 06, 2009, 10:43:13 PM: I hope they make a movie of this. muckhole should be played by muckhole.
Title: Re: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humping it
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 06, 2009, 11:18:16 PM: Newfs are big dumb idiots, but they're generally pretty sweet dogs. Slobbery fuckers, tho.

Not surprised that she fell into the water- they're water dogs and bred for water work. But obviously going into freezing water isn't something they normally do.
Title: Re: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humping it
Post by: muckhole on April 07, 2009, 07:49:23 PM: eb approved plot twist: It turns out both the dogs were male. :hump

[youtube=560,345]oOgv-UuTgac[/youtube]

The woman who owns them stopped by and gave my sis a Thank You card after word spread through the neighbourhood grapevine what had happened. They apparently have a penned-in area for the dogs, which they've figured out how to escape from.
Title: Re: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humping it
Post by: demi on April 07, 2009, 07:52:25 PM: LOL a card
Title: Re: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humpin
Post by: Bildi on April 07, 2009, 09:02:10 PM: Quote from: muckhole on April 07, 2009, 07:49:23 PM
eb approved plot twist: It turns out both the dogs were male. :hump

:rofl
Title: Re: It's hard to save a dog that fell through the ice when another dog is humping it
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 07, 2009, 09:04:08 PM: :lol :lol :lol :lol