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Title: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 07, 2009, 12:12:57 AM
Hopefully I don't fuck shit up
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: demi on April 07, 2009, 12:13:25 AM
Just throw it in the microwave
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 07, 2009, 12:14:46 AM
I like the skin crispy so I'm willing to wait but the microwave is definitely when I need a potato right nawwww
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 07, 2009, 12:15:40 AM
Microwave is the best way to go. It takes like 45 minutes in the oven and sometimes it doesn't cook right.


Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Bildi on April 07, 2009, 12:20:34 AM
I always found potatoes cooked in the microwave were a bit bouncy?  Maybe it depends on the type of potato.  I don't know, I always boil them.
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 07, 2009, 12:22:53 AM
Baked potato in the nucro-wave is the way to go, imo.  I wonder which costs less in energy usage?
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 07, 2009, 12:23:31 AM
Microwave is the best way to go. It takes like 45 minutes in the oven and sometimes it doesn't cook right.




Thats the issue I usually run into. I've always done the wrap in tin foil method but right now I've lightly doused it in oil and poked it with a fork throughout.

Baked potato in the nucro-wave is the way to go, imo.  I wonder which costs less in energy usage?

Has to be the microwave, the oven is at 350 and these sized potatoes will probably take 1 hour at least

I can taste the sour cream and starchy goodness already  :'(
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: demi on April 07, 2009, 12:28:45 AM
I've lightly doused it in oil and poked it with a fork throughout.

What were you wearing during this? This is important
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 07, 2009, 12:29:20 AM
Blue- not too sure about that, I've got a gas stove.
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 07, 2009, 12:29:45 AM
I've lightly doused it in oil and poked it with a fork throughout.

What were you wearing during this? This is important

A red undersized hoodie and whitey tighties

Blue- not too sure about that, I've got a gas stove.

I'm working with electric, unfortunately. I miss working with a stove top flame  :'(
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 07, 2009, 12:32:12 AM
:rock gas stove :rock
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 07, 2009, 12:37:49 AM
You should par-boil them in the microwave first, rough up the surface to get crispy flakes then throw it into the oven. Jamie Oliver showed me how :tophat
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 07, 2009, 12:40:49 AM
Partially boiling them sounds like a good idea

Jesus, how can baking a potato be so intricate!
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: TVC15 on April 07, 2009, 12:41:13 AM
If you can do this, BT, you meet all the criteria to be my wife.
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 07, 2009, 12:46:44 AM
15 Minutes till we found out if I'm wifey material :-[


Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 07, 2009, 12:51:49 AM
I always microwave first to save a bit of time, then bake in the oven. Microwave cooking is pretty uneven. If it doesn't cook evenly, try cutting it up into bite-sized pieces first. I often bake a bunch of cut-up spuds in a tray with olive oil, salt and some sliced-up sausages or bacon. It's pretty bad-assed. Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside.
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 07, 2009, 12:53:11 AM
Ooooh, I have some sausages in the freezer. I was gonna eat it all vegan like but fuck that shit.
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: TVC15 on April 07, 2009, 12:53:55 AM
I also need to know what your homemade mashed potato skills are.  They have to be just lump enough and, of course they have to be the proper kind of lumps to begin with.


mmmmmmm potatoes

the one thing I hate about bachelorhood is the lack of decently made potatoes.
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 07, 2009, 12:55:56 AM
I can make about a dozen different potato dishes, TVC.  Including a mean potato knish.
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: TVC15 on April 07, 2009, 12:57:53 AM
Yeah, but I'm not sure if potato virtuosity balances out having to eat your otherwise horrendous vegetarian cooking.
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 07, 2009, 12:59:48 AM
I'm trying to introduce fish into my diet.  I ate half a fish stick last week.
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 07, 2009, 01:03:57 AM
God, the salty taste of meat and blood. I don't I can ever quit meat.
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 07, 2009, 01:37:49 AM
The best way to do a potato is to cube the bitch (with skin on), throw it in a mixing bowl, add some Lowry's season salt and olive oil and stir. Then throw it in a covered skillet for about 13-18 minutes (need to stir it periodically though).




Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 07, 2009, 01:47:42 AM
The best way to do a potato is to cube the bitch (with skin on), throw it in a mixing bowl, add some Lowry's season salt and olive oil and stir. Then throw it in a covered skillet for about 13-18 minutes (need to stir it periodically though).






I need to try that too. Roasted herb baked potatoes always intrigued me also.

I just finished eating them, oh man, they came out pretty good but definitely too a while to cook (1 1/2 hours). I put some sour cream, salt and salt cured ham on top. Sooo good.
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 07, 2009, 01:57:28 AM
The best way to do a potato is to cube the bitch (with skin on), throw it in a mixing bowl, add some Lowry's season salt and olive oil and stir. Then throw it in a covered skillet for about 13-18 minutes (need to stir it periodically though).

Truth.  You can use all sorts of seasoning, too.  Lately I've been using garlic seasoning.  Mmmm... garlicky potatoes.
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 07, 2009, 02:08:34 AM
Potatoes and rice the food of the poor  :'(
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 07, 2009, 02:17:09 AM
Potatoes and rice the food of the poor  :'(

*crushes Fresh Prince to death with a keg of Guinness*

Shouldn't fuck with the Irish, we're mean.
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 07, 2009, 02:23:04 AM
'Tis is true no doubt.
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 07, 2009, 02:23:26 AM
We're mean because we're poor :'(
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 07, 2009, 02:25:03 AM
That would explain Demi  :(
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 07, 2009, 02:27:09 AM
We're mean because we're poor :'(

And drunk

don't forget the drunk part
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 07, 2009, 02:29:00 AM
We're drunk because we're poor or we're mean because we're drunk

it's all just an endless cycle of drunkeness, meaness, poverty and potato-eating really. it's amazing any of us ever find the time to win Nobel Prizes for literature these days.
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 07, 2009, 02:30:58 AM
We're so poor we have to resort to drinking Guinness :'(
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Kara on April 07, 2009, 04:53:42 AM
Potatoes and rice the food of the poor  :'(
don't forget liver
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Veidt on April 07, 2009, 05:00:54 AM
I love liver.
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2009, 05:05:34 AM
microwave  :yuck

Just open a slit on the top, throw some cheese in that bitch, wipe some butter on the potato, wrap it in aluminum, throw it in a pan, and stick it in the oven. Time/heat will vary depending on how "crispy" you want it. test it by trying to stick a knife through it

I prefer to cut my potatoes up, put a tad of olive oil in a pan, dumb the potatoes in while mixing in some spices (garlic pepper, salt, some creole stuff) and some I Can't Believe it's Not Butter, putting aluminum over top of the pan, and sticking it in the oven. Or just cook them on top of the stove
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: GoofyGoober on April 07, 2009, 08:28:54 PM
Cut potatoes up (big Chunky slices)
Add whole cloves of garlic
Drizzle olive oil
Salt and Pepper
Roast in Oven covered with aluminum Foil
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Ecrofirt on April 07, 2009, 10:41:45 PM
The absolute best way to make a potato is to bake it in the microwave, and when it's finished do the following:
1) Mash the living shit out of it with a fork
2) Add copious amounts of butter and sour cream and continue to mash

And while this tastes fantastic, you run two risks:
1) Becoming a lardo
2) Early death
3) :(
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: tiesto on April 07, 2009, 11:19:45 PM
What we do is, cut the potato up into thin horizontal slices, a la potato chips... then top the slices with butter, paprika, garlic powder, salt and pepper... then bake in the oven till they're nice and crispy. What GoofyGoober said, with the addition of some rosemary and bay leaves, works too.
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 07, 2009, 11:21:19 PM
Isn't that a potato gallette or scallipne?
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 08, 2009, 12:21:47 AM
What's your reasons for going the tinfoil route?

I just coat in it vegetable oil, toss on some salt, pop it in the stove, doesn't seem to dry out
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: TVC15 on April 08, 2009, 12:24:44 AM
The absolute best way to make a potato is to bake it in the microwave, and when it's finished do the following:
1) Mash the living shit out of it with a fork
2) Add copious amounts of butter and sour cream and continue to mash

And while this tastes fantastic, you run two risks:
1) Becoming a lardo
2) Early death
3) :(

Same here except with lotsa lotsa salt and pepper.  makes me wanna shoop
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 08, 2009, 05:32:16 AM
The absolute best way to make a potato is to bake it in the microwave, and when it's finished do the following:
1) Mash the living shit out of it with a fork
2) Add copious amounts of butter and sour cream and continue to mash

And while this tastes fantastic, you run two risks:
1) Becoming a lardo
2) Early death
3) :(

Same here except with lotsa lotsa salt and pepper.  makes me wanna shoop

what about your blood pressure!
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: CrystalGemini on April 08, 2009, 07:53:39 AM
What's your reasons for going the tinfoil route?

I just coat in it vegetable oil, toss on some salt, pop it in the stove, doesn't seem to dry out

That's what I do.  Season with olive oil and salt.  Puncture with holes using a fork, including a straight line of holes along "top" to pop open later.  Pop them in the oven right on the rack and bake.
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 08, 2009, 07:54:44 AM
What's your reasons for going the tinfoil route?

I just coat in it vegetable oil, toss on some salt, pop it in the stove, doesn't seem to dry out

Yep, that's the method I used and worked like charm

And the potatoes took so long because I put in two that were freakin Softball sized.
Title: Re: I'm trying to bake a potato
Post by: TVC15 on April 08, 2009, 01:08:41 PM
The absolute best way to make a potato is to bake it in the microwave, and when it's finished do the following:
1) Mash the living shit out of it with a fork
2) Add copious amounts of butter and sour cream and continue to mash

And while this tastes fantastic, you run two risks:
1) Becoming a lardo
2) Early death
3) :(

Same here except with lotsa lotsa salt and pepper.  makes me wanna shoop

what about your blood pressure!

I haven't had a baked potato in probably like three years.  Fuck, I can count the number of times I've had a homemade meal in the past three years on one hand.