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Title: Holy Fuck the is a mouse in this room!
Post by: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 01:56:49 AM: Is behind the pc table, I'm freaking the fuck out!!!!
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Post by: FatalT on April 08, 2009, 01:58:27 AM: Give it cheese.
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Post by: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 02:01:43 AM: Where the fuck is that cat that comes in every night? I'm gonna go wake up my dog.
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Post by: demi on April 08, 2009, 02:09:51 AM: break its neck like the cuban you are
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Post by: ToxicAdam on April 08, 2009, 02:10:40 AM: One mouse? More like 5 or 6 elsewhere.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 08, 2009, 02:12:10 AM: They probably live in your bed and shit in your food when you are away.
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Post by: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 02:14:06 AM: Fuck it I'm bugspraying this room before going to bed, and demi I'm not touching that fucking thing, a bunch of people died last year because a disease spread by mouses.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 08, 2009, 02:15:13 AM: MICE!
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on April 08, 2009, 02:16:21 AM: I bet it has rabies. I also bet there is a herd of them living in your walls. Better torch the place for the greater good.
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Post by: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 02:19:13 AM: I have a fucking dog and there is a cat that comes into the apartment every night looking for food, why don't they detect the fucking mouses and kill them? animals fucking suck no wonder they are all going extinct.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on April 08, 2009, 02:19:44 AM: I saw one mouse in my apartment once, bought some traps and eventually caught 12 over a month, 11 being little ones (that were growing over the month) and one being the big mama.

Nothing nicer than being at your desk wear a robe and having a mouse crawl up your bare legs.
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on April 08, 2009, 02:19:51 AM: The dog and cat are obviously in on it. You'll also have to shoot them.
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Post by: brawndolicious on April 08, 2009, 02:20:08 AM: There's two ways you can catch it:

A. Rat poison. Kills your problem.

B. Or you could try catching it alive so that you can sell it to rat-fighting rings, which is what rodent catchers did in the dark ages. Just rub sugar-water on your hands, reach near it, and hope that it doesn't have AIDS.

Be a capitalist.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on April 08, 2009, 02:20:22 AM: Funny story. One time, during a Christmas party, I saw a mouse run behind a sofa in my Grandmother's house.

My cousins were skeptical about my claim but they still decided to check the sofa. Once the sofa was pulled away, the mouse immediately got scared and ran out.

Everyone got scared and tried to run away. One cousin decided to jump up as the mouse ran towards him.

Unfortunately for him, he didn't time the jump right and he landed on the mouse. He looked like he was about to faint as the mouse was squished instantly by his foot.
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Post by: Vizzys on April 08, 2009, 02:23:42 AM: great story
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 08, 2009, 02:23:46 AM: Quote from: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 02:19:13 AM
I have a fucking dog and there is a cat that comes into the apartment every night looking for food, why don't they detect the fucking mouses and kill them? animals fucking suck no wonder they are all going extinct.

MICE! Who is dumb now!
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Post by: Dickie Dee on April 08, 2009, 02:25:57 AM: Quote from: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 02:19:13 AM
I have a fucking dog and there is a cat that comes into the apartment every night looking for food, why don't they detect the fucking mouses and kill them? animals fucking suck no wonder they are all going extinct.

The cat probably brought the mouse in as a gift, mine does. :-[
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Post by: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 02:27:59 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on April 08, 2009, 02:23:46 AM
Quote from: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 02:19:13 AM
I have a fucking dog and there is a cat that comes into the apartment every night looking for food, why don't they detect the fucking mouses and kill them? animals fucking suck no wonder they are all going extinct.

MICE! Who is dumb now!

I don't see a red line underneath mouses!

The problem with rat poison is that my dumb dog will probably eat it and die.
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Post by: brawndolicious on April 08, 2009, 02:29:28 AM: Dude, I bet you have like $20 of mice in your home. It's like an early christmas.

And sugar-water has never killed a dog.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 08, 2009, 02:29:31 AM: mouse
Noun
pl mice
1. a small long-tailed rodent similar to but smaller than a rat
2. a quiet, timid, or cowardly person
3. Computers a hand-held device used to control cursor movements and computing functions without keying
Verb
[mousing, moused]
Rare to stalk and catch mice [Old English mūs]

Collins Essential English Dictionary 2nd Edition 2006 © HarperCollins Publishers 2004, 2006
mouse (mous)
Plural mice (ms) or mouses
A hand-held input device that is moved about on a flat surface to direct the cursor on a computer screen. It also has buttons for activating computer functions. The underside of a mechanical mouse contains a rubber-coated ball that rotates as the mouse is moved; optical sensors detect the motion and move the screen pointer correspondingly. An optical mouse is cordless and uses reflections from an LED to track the mouse's movement over a special reflective mat which is marked with a grid that acts as a frame of reference.
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Post by: Bildi on April 08, 2009, 02:29:33 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on April 08, 2009, 02:23:46 AM
Quote from: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 02:19:13 AM
I have a fucking dog and there is a cat that comes into the apartment every night looking for food, why don't they detect the fucking mouses and kill them? animals fucking suck no wonder they are all going extinct.

MICE! Who is dumb now?!

Fixed. :)
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Post by: TVC15 on April 08, 2009, 02:29:39 AM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 08, 2009, 02:20:22 AM
Funny story. One time, during a Christmas party, I saw a mouse run behind a sofa in my Grandmother's house.

My cousins were skeptical about my claim but they still decided to check the sofa. Once the sofa was pulled away, the mouse immediately got scared and ran out.

Everyone got scared and tried to run away. One cousin decided to jump up as the mouse ran towards him.

Unfortunately for him, he didn't time the jump right and he landed on the mouse. He looked like he was about to faint as the mouse was squished instantly by his foot.

my brother gave me a mouse skeleton when I was a kid. I was amazed by how fragile and tiny the bones were. Amazed me still even years later when I was hacking up dead birds and still alive frogs with my dissection kit from high school while whacked out on hallucinogens.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 08, 2009, 02:31:35 AM: Quote from: Bildi on April 08, 2009, 02:29:33 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on April 08, 2009, 02:23:46 AM
Quote from: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 02:19:13 AM
I have a fucking dog and there is a cat that comes into the apartment every night looking for food, why don't they detect the fucking mouses and kill them? animals fucking suck no wonder they are all going extinct.

MICE! Who is dumb now?!

Fixed. :)

It was an emphatic statement.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
for if I said it as a question I would have got the reply 'you' :'(
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Post by: Bildi on April 08, 2009, 02:34:07 AM: I don't even know what emphatic really means without resorting to an online dictionary. I just got schooled. :(
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Post by: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 02:34:58 AM: Can they climb walls?

edit: I need an owl.

(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7050/1238441335.gif)
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Post by: Bildi on April 08, 2009, 02:37:14 AM: Depends on the angle of the walls.

If you've just got your common everyday garden-variety 90 degree walls, not really.
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Post by: Vizzys on April 08, 2009, 02:45:14 AM: toxicadam is probably correct, its not just one, set traps
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Post by: demi on April 08, 2009, 02:59:08 AM: Quote from: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 02:14:06 AM
Fuck it I'm bugspraying this room before going to bed, and demi I'm not touching that fucking thing, a bunch of people died last year because a disease spread by mouses.

Like, wear gloves, or are those not available in your country yet
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Post by: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 03:06:57 AM: Even with gloves it would still be pretty disgusting. Fuck its raining why can't it rain in the afternoon when the heat is making me want to kill myself?
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on April 08, 2009, 03:42:36 AM: fly paper catches the little fucks real well.
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Post by: Vizzys on April 08, 2009, 03:50:05 AM: Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on April 08, 2009, 03:42:36 AM
fly paper catches the little fucks real well.

id avoid sticky/glue/poison pellet type mouse traps, unless you want blood trails or stinking dead mice in your walls
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Post by: brawndolicious on April 08, 2009, 04:24:43 AM: Honestly, just use mouse traps. They're the most humane way because they kill the mouse instantly. Poisons are apparently very painful for the mouse.
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Post by: Veidt on April 08, 2009, 04:48:10 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on April 08, 2009, 04:24:43 AM
Honestly, just use mouse traps. They're the most humane way because they kill the mouse instantly. Poisons are apparently very painful for the mouse.

Just like how when animals are slaughtered, the electric shock is actually more painful then the slaughtering itself.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 08, 2009, 04:52:13 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on April 08, 2009, 04:24:43 AM
Honestly, just use mouse traps. They're the most humane way because they kill the mouse instantly. Poisons are apparently very painful for the mouse.

gtfo, seriously
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Post by: brawndolicious on April 08, 2009, 04:55:57 AM: ^There was an exterminator on Dirty Jobs that said that so unless you've done a lot of research on rodent poisons, I'm gonna take his word for it.
Quote from: Veidt on April 08, 2009, 04:48:10 AM
Quote from: am nintenho on April 08, 2009, 04:24:43 AM
Honestly, just use mouse traps. They're the most humane way because they kill the mouse instantly. Poisons are apparently very painful for the mouse.
Just like how when animals are slaughtered, the electric shock is actually more painful then the slaughtering itself.
I have no idea. I thought that most cattle get slaughtered with an airhammer to the brain like in No Country For Old Men? It makes a vacuum and inside of the brain collapses which I'm guessing is the fastest you can kill anything today while preserving the flesh.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 08, 2009, 04:58:16 AM: I'm not questioning his expert opinion - I'm merely stating I don't give a shit
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Post by: TVC15 on April 08, 2009, 05:02:07 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 08, 2009, 04:58:16 AM
I'm not questioning his expert opinion - I'm merely stating I don't give a shit

Trad mouse traps are still (also) the most effective mouse traps. They also just happen to be the most humane (outside of live traps).

But I'm writing in my notebook now that if I ever get the chance to put off PD, I'm using straight up ricin.
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Post by: Bildi on April 08, 2009, 05:07:33 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on April 08, 2009, 04:24:43 AM
Honestly, just use mouse traps. They're the most humane way because they kill the mouse instantly. Poisons are apparently very painful for the mouse.

I agree with traps. They're quick and easy, humane for the mouse and you don't get dead mice left behind the couch or whatever. Plus you don't have the risk of your animals eating poison.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 08, 2009, 05:13:00 AM: I'd use traps because they're quick and easy, not because I care about what's "humane" with respect to ridding myself of rodents.
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Post by: brawndolicious on April 08, 2009, 05:16:35 AM: http://www.engadget.com/2007/10/08/rentokils-radar-super-mousetrap-texts-you-when-the-pests-are-de/

Humans just have a knack for killing shit.
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Post by: Brehvolution on April 08, 2009, 10:01:00 AM: Congrats on being in Ratatouille 2.
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Post by: Eric P on April 08, 2009, 11:03:58 AM: a few months ago, we had a mouse that would come into my room

we put down a glue trap and then i threw the fucker away.

it wasn't bad until it started pooping everywhere and trying to get into my garbage can
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Post by: GoofyGoober on April 08, 2009, 11:39:31 AM: Use Traps first. Then use glue traps. the new style glue traps have a anesthetic in them to knock out Mr. Mouse. They are cheap too, under $5 a trap for either glue or the snapping kind.

I just had a mouse invasion. I found two, then a third. When the third showed up, it made me wonder where he came from. I found it behind some cabinets. Set out traps and caught 3 more. So far so clean for 5 days now. I hope I got the last of them.

That or they are now super smart mice, and are plotting to take over the world.
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Post by: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 12:01:46 PM: Well its not behind this table anymore, I'll probably get some traps put them in this room and the kitchen.
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Post by: GoofyGoober on April 08, 2009, 12:22:17 PM: Going to sound kinda gross. But you need to play doody detective. follow the mouse droppings around while you clean them up and see if you can find where they came from. You need to put the traps between where they live and where they eat. You need ot play Sherlock Holmes and find out both places.
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Post by: Tauntaun on April 08, 2009, 01:18:45 PM: Quote from: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 02:01:43 AM
Where the fuck is that cat that comes in every night? I'm gonna go wake up my dog.

Maybe you should close your door or something, idk. ::)
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Post by: drew on April 08, 2009, 01:21:54 PM: pussy
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Post by: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 01:29:36 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on April 08, 2009, 01:18:45 PM
Quote from: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 02:01:43 AM
Where the fuck is that cat that comes in every night? I'm gonna go wake up my dog.

Maybe you should close your door or something, idk. ::)

He comes through a little balcony we have in the back of the apartment.
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Post by: Tauntaun on April 08, 2009, 02:48:39 PM: Quote from: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 01:29:36 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on April 08, 2009, 01:18:45 PM
Quote from: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 02:01:43 AM
Where the fuck is that cat that comes in every night? I'm gonna go wake up my dog.

Maybe you should close your door or something, idk. ::)

He comes through a little balcony we have in the back of the apartment.

You need flamethrowers and grenades! :gun :punch
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Post by: twerd on April 08, 2009, 03:00:42 PM: (http://www.world-wide-art.com/art/va/printjpgs/c/tcarlton/runningscared1.jpg)