THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: EmCeeGrammar on April 08, 2009, 01:58:12 AM

Title: Parappa Creator's new game is out.
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 08, 2009, 01:58:12 AM
;_;
I'm so lost right now.  The waggle doesn't make any fucking sense.  The presentation is pre-school. Some old granny cat won't stop telling me how much I suck through the wiimote speaker. 99% of the entire soundtrack is public domain. 
;_;
Dreams crushed.  I'll try to play it for more than ten minutes now.
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Post by: pilonv1 on April 08, 2009, 02:05:53 AM
Is that that marching game? Looks horrible
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Post by: twerd on April 08, 2009, 02:06:40 AM
Yeah, it didn't look fun at all, and as soon as I read in the previews that almost none of the music was original composition, I lost interest.
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Post by: demi on April 08, 2009, 02:09:32 AM
lol wii
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on April 08, 2009, 02:13:07 AM
Aside from the granny cat, you just described Wii Music.
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 08, 2009, 02:17:54 AM
No, the closest thing in wii music to this is the conductor mode. Except in this game its very strict about the orientation.  I'm hoping it clicks eventually but right now things spiral out of control before I barely get started in a march.
And then he glares at me over his shoulder when I fail. I let him down.
;_;
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Post by: Diunx on April 08, 2009, 03:18:10 AM
Nintendo kills another creative talent with waggle and shit graphics.
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Post by: Bebpo on April 08, 2009, 03:21:09 AM
The trailer looked awful.  Though it's not like Parappa 2 holds up today at all.  :\
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 08, 2009, 04:52:25 AM
This game can suck my sparsely hairy balls.  It intentionally is designed so that if you're holding the wiimote at too great of an angle the registration gets all wonky. Its a literal pain in the bicep.  The constant tempo fluctuations ruin any semblance of music.
Now to play it for more than an hour.
Goddamit.

edit: did I mention the controls only respond to abrupt jerking motions on a strict x axis orientation?  I could see myself enjoying this more if it controlled exactly like conductor mode in Wii Music.
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Post by: The Sceneman on April 08, 2009, 07:46:17 AM
Parappa 2 had an awesome rap about burgers at least
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Post by: dark1x on April 08, 2009, 08:48:20 AM
You actually LIKE Wii Music?!  Damn, this other game must be REALLY REALLY bad (or really good, depending on how you look at it).
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Post by: Sho Nuff on April 08, 2009, 01:03:42 PM
HataattatatatataCHA
This game is awful
There is no worse
Masaya is finished
So call the Hearse
Title: Re: Parappa Creator's new game is out.
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 08, 2009, 03:47:26 PM
Wii Music is amazing. This game is a thorn in my sphincter wall. And I was really looking forward to it!
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Post by: ManaByte on April 08, 2009, 03:52:49 PM
HataattatatatataCHA
This game is awful
There is no worse
Masaya is finished
So call the Hearse

 :rofl
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Post by: dark1x on April 08, 2009, 04:19:13 PM
Wii Music is amazing. This game is a thorn in my sphincter wall. And I was really looking forward to it!
:lol :lol :lol :lol

Yet you won't even give genuinely good games on the system (such as Wario Land Shake It) a chance?
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Post by: The Sceneman on April 08, 2009, 04:34:25 PM
yeah he cant stomach 'kiddie shit' apparently.

Emceegrammar is either a really really fucking good joke character, or is really really stubborn and stupid (i.e a Nintendo fan)

But its very unusual for an Nfag to not get a hard on over certain 1st party Nintendo software.... the enemy is evolving it seems, more confusing and unpredictable than before
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 08, 2009, 05:13:07 PM
Emceegrammar is either a really really fucking good joke character, or is really really stubborn and stupid (i.e a Nintendo fan)


This Nintendo fan would like to invite you to suck on his stubborn, stupid ballsack.
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Post by: demi on April 08, 2009, 05:14:22 PM
DONT DO IT SCENESTER THATS A KIDDIE DIDDLING FIGURT
Title: Re: Parappa Creator's new game is out.
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 08, 2009, 05:45:31 PM
Why would I make up a persona and post on message boards?  If that's someone's hobby then theyd be better off doing crack cocaine. 
Scenester, what you have to realise is there's plenty of people who are fans of franchises and not publisher.  So while Wii Music and Mario Galaxy are great, I really don't care about pokemon/starfox/etc.  I'm just more willing to give new games from Nintendo a shot because they make alot of the franchises I care about.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 08, 2009, 06:29:11 PM
Damn what happened to my avatar?
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Post by: demi on April 08, 2009, 06:29:32 PM
I banned it, you going to cry?
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 08, 2009, 06:38:21 PM
 :'(

Absolute power corrupts absolutely!
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Post by: demi on April 08, 2009, 06:39:03 PM
I dunno whats wrong with it. Get a real host, figurt
Title: Re: Parappa Creator's new game is out.
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 08, 2009, 06:42:31 PM
Maybe I'll trade this one in for puzzle kingdoms.  But then again puzzle quest was kind of boring.
Title: Re: Parappa Creator's new game is out.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 08, 2009, 06:45:41 PM
I dunno whats wrong with it. Get a real host, figurt

It's been hosted at the same place for years, never been any trouble. Ah well.
Title: Re: Parappa Creator's new game is out.
Post by: Third on April 08, 2009, 09:37:38 PM
Game looks horrendous and will probably play even worse.

Wii raping another developer's legacy.
Title: Re: Parappa Creator's new game is out.
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 08, 2009, 09:45:04 PM
Miziguchi is working on a Wii project too. Ruh roh.
Title: Re: Parappa Creator's new game is out.
Post by: chronovore on April 09, 2009, 04:25:28 AM
HataattatatatataCHA
This game is awful
There is no worse
Masaya is finished
So call the Hearse

Mythic-level ROFL ensued.