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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: whiteACID on December 06, 2006, 02:08:52 PM

Title: Office workouts?
Post by: whiteACID on December 06, 2006, 02:08:52 PM: Are there any anyone knows of? Something I can do while sitting at my desk, I already take frequent walks around the building and up and down the stairs. But when I gets this time of the year I always gain a few pounds from lack of going outside and swimming/canoeing/tennis etc.

or even something I can do in the comfort of my small apartment
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 06, 2006, 02:09:28 PM: Try some Kegels.
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: whiteACID on December 06, 2006, 02:11:44 PM: What's that?
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Post by: whiteACID on December 06, 2006, 02:16:41 PM: I'm sure the guys here would enjoy that
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Post by: MrAngryFace on December 06, 2006, 02:17:42 PM: Dont you work for the military, dont they have drill sgts to yell at you and make you run?
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 06, 2006, 02:18:26 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on December 06, 2006, 02:16:41 PM
I'm sure the guys here would enjoy that

I didn't know you would be doing it for their benefit!
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: Himu on December 06, 2006, 02:18:58 PM: Put on weights on your ankles and stuff.
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: whiteACID on December 06, 2006, 02:21:24 PM: come on guys
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 06, 2006, 02:21:58 PM: what the fuck do you want us to say?
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: whiteACID on December 06, 2006, 02:23:07 PM: Something I can do while sitting in a chair!
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: Himu on December 06, 2006, 02:23:56 PM: Did you read what I said?

Wear ankle weights. Since you go up and down stairs a lot, it'll give you a good exercise.
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: whiteACID on December 06, 2006, 02:24:51 PM: Can I wear them under my pants without anyone seeing them?
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 06, 2006, 02:25:41 PM: Kegels are the only thing I can think of. You could do some hand jive, but I don't know if that's a proven calorie burner
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: Himu on December 06, 2006, 02:27:12 PM: This depends on a degree of certain factors. For example, what type of pants, how big are the weights? etc.

(http://www.superiormartialarts.com/images11/3913_oc%5B1%5D.jpg)

here's a good preview though.
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: whiteACID on December 06, 2006, 02:29:18 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 06, 2006, 02:25:41 PM
Kegels are the only thing I can think of. You could do some hand jive, but I don't know if that's a proven calorie burner
Like Grease hand jives?
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 06, 2006, 02:30:13 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on December 06, 2006, 02:29:18 PM
Like Grease hand jives?

Exactly!

(http://www.superiormartialarts.com/images11/3913_oc%5B1%5D.jpg)

LOLS I can just see Ms. Acidwood rocking these things. LOLS
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: whiteACID on December 06, 2006, 02:31:34 PM: my pants would cover them up
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 06, 2006, 02:36:28 PM: Make you look like you have cankles, though
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: Prost on December 06, 2006, 02:42:13 PM: Uhh, I'm sitting as a computer so I figured I'd come up with something... I guess if nobody is looking uhhh, flex your ass muscles? you'd get a tighter ass and you'd finish a workout in like 3 minutes! hahah, this is a great idea.
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: Bacon on December 06, 2006, 02:44:29 PM: Kegels help you shoot your load further. You should try it.
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 06, 2006, 02:45:41 PM: Are you trying to get her to shoot her load further? Or Prost?
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: Bacon on December 06, 2006, 02:46:19 PM: I think everyone should benefit from stronger loads.
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 06, 2006, 02:47:23 PM: Some people might prefer their women not to shoot loads. *I* am not one of them, but still
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: Prost on December 06, 2006, 02:47:32 PM: Quote from: Bacon on December 06, 2006, 02:46:19 PM
I think everyone should benefit from stronger loads.
:lol
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: Bacon on December 06, 2006, 02:50:08 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 06, 2006, 02:47:23 PM
Some people might prefer their women not to shoot loads. *I* am not one of them, but still

Well not everyone can be real men like you and I. What's a little squirt between lovers, you know?
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 06, 2006, 02:51:03 PM: Have you ever encountered a squirter, Bacon?
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: Bacon on December 06, 2006, 02:51:52 PM: Oh, have I...
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 06, 2006, 02:52:50 PM: I mean BESIDES yourself.
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Post by: Bacon on December 06, 2006, 03:04:06 PM: Then no.
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Post by: xnikki118x on December 06, 2006, 03:07:44 PM: I'd imagine you could do curls and extentions with 3-5 pound dumbbells.
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: whiteACID on December 06, 2006, 03:07:58 PM: (http://www.grooblehonk.co.uk/blog_images/jamerz-nose.gif)
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: demi on December 06, 2006, 03:10:19 PM: how many fingers can you fit?
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Post by: BlueTsunami on December 06, 2006, 03:11:01 PM: You could try flexing your abdominal muscles over and over.
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 06, 2006, 03:11:11 PM: (http://money.cnn.com/2006/03/20/magazines/business2/business2_browser_0320/office.03.jpg)
Title: Re: Office workouts?
Post by: Ecrofirt on December 06, 2006, 03:15:29 PM: Seriously, kegals and ass exercises. While the suggestion certainly sounds funny, there's nothing wrong with it at all, and no one will have any idea you're doing them.